Social death: The system forced me into a ceiling

Seeing the young man who was sitting next to him talking on the phone non-stop, Xu Fei was full of contempt.

"What? When I get to Kyoto, you want me to accompany you to the hospital?"

"What's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

"What? Pregnant?"

"We haven't lived together before, how could you be pregnant?"

"Oh, so it's his!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes fell on this white and clean young man.

His eyes were bulging, and his face was full of shock.

What was even more shocking was that not only did the teenager not feel embarrassed, he even put the phone on speakerphone.

Let everyone be amazed!
"Can you lend me some money?"

the girl on the phone asked.

"Yes? How much?"

The boy said without thinking.

The girl sighed, "I don't know how much it costs for an abortion!"

The boy was silent for a few seconds, took a deep breath and said, "Bao, why don't we stop the abortion, abortion is harmful to the body, and I will bring up the child."

This time, apart from being shocked, everyone was more moved.

Zhao Wen even stretched out his thumb silently.

Praise the boy for being a good man.

The girl on the other end of the phone was silent for a second, then sneered, "You are so funny, his child, do you adopt him?"

Everyone: "..."

This reversal came too fast, I couldn't react at all!
The boy fell into a long silence, and finally covered his face and sighed.

Zhao Wen was on the sidelines, just about to say something.

The boy said slowly, "Actually, I can take the child's last name."

puff!
As soon as these words came out, Xu Fei spit out all the drink he had just taken.

It made him cough a few times.

He shouted loudly, "Come here, bring me the telegraph pole quickly, I want to play a song for this kind of brother, the east wind will break!"

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

Xu Fei laughed wildly, patted the boy on the shoulder and said: "Brother, he is a dog licker, you are a wolf licker, the word licking a dog is no longer suitable for you."

"Pfft! Hahahahaha!"

The boy frowned, "Who are you? Do you care about my affairs?"

Xu Fei laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, he waved his hands and said, "I'm sorry bro, I've been trained professionally, and I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it."

"Pfft! Hahahaha!"

"Crazy?"

The young man gave Xu Fei a blank look with disgust.

Xu Fei laughed enough, cupped his hands at the young man and said, "Xu Fei, the No. [-] scholar in Lower Qingzhou Province, it's a pleasure to meet you. Dare I ask Brother Licking Wolf, what is your name?"

"Are you also the champion?"

The young man looked Xu Fei up and down, and felt as if he had seen Xu Fei's photo on the No. [-] list.

He smacked his lips and said, "For the sake of you being the number one scholar, then I'll tell you that it's a pleasure to meet Tang Ming, the number one scholar in Xiayuntian Province."

Xu Fei cupped his hands, "It's a pleasure to meet you, it's a pleasure to meet you."

The "cute" on the phone suddenly said, "Tang Ming, who are you talking to? If you don't answer, I'll hang up."

Tang Ming was startled, and quickly shouted: "Don't hang up, don't hang up!"

"I just met a brother who is also the champion."

The girl was obviously not interested in this matter, and said in a cold tone: "Are you going to lend me money?"

"borrow!"

Tang Ming replied without hesitation: "You are my treasure, if you want to borrow money, how can I not?"

"Then you transfer [-] gold coins to me first."

The girl is also a lion with a big mouth, and the mouth is a hundred thousand.

One hundred thousand is in this world, although it is not so much.

But it's not that lucrative either.

Especially students like them.

"One hundred thousand?"

Tang Ming looked embarrassed, "Bao, wait a moment, let me take a look."

After speaking, Tang Ming opened his WeChat wallet, and the balance on it clearly showed a capital one.

Xu Fei was not surprised by this.

Even take it for granted.

Because in his previous life, he had seen too much.

Even he would rather take out an online loan and give it to a girl, he has seen it before.

"Why didn't you speak?"

The girl was anxious to wait, and urged Tang Ming.

Tang Ming frowned, "Bao, can you give me a few more days, I don't have so many now."

When the girl heard that she had no money, she felt like a cat whose tail had been trampled on. She immediately frowned, "If you have no money, you still stay with me? Poor, get out of here."

Beep!
The girl immediately hung up the phone.

Tang Ming went back, and the system prompted that he had been blocked by the other party.

"It's over!"

In an instant, Tang Ming's face was covered with an expression of lovelessness, and he said in a crying voice: "I, I, I have lost love again, ahhhhh!"

After speaking, he burst into tears.

Halfway through crying, she suddenly stopped.

Opened NetEase Cloud and played a piece of light music.

That's the music, it's a little creepy to listen to.

Xu Fei patted Tang Ming's shoulder.

"what?"

Tang Ming said angrily.

"Can you play some Yangjian music?"

Xu Fei pointed to his mobile phone and asked.

"Oh!"

Tang Ming let out a cry and changed the music.

This music, although also a little scary.

But it's not as scary as before.

"Brother, why do you think I am so miserable?"

Tang Ming cried for a while, then turned his head and complained to Xu Fei: "One for Chu, one for Huang, this is already 925."

Xu Fei: "..."

"brother!"

Xu Fei patted Tang Ming's shoulder, "I take back what I just said, you are not licking wolves, you are sea dogs!"

"how do I say this?"

Tang Ming asked, wiping away tears.

Xu Fei smiled slightly, "The sea king in the dog-licking world is the sea dog."

"Oh!"

Tang Ming nodded, "Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books. You are worthy of being the number one scholar, and you speak philosophically."

All the girls: "..."

Where is the philosophy?
"Brother, would you like to have a drink with me?"

Tang Ming took out two bottles of Erguotou from his backpack and placed them on the dining table.

Xu Fei was idle and bored, determined to accompany Tang Ming on the hour.

The two ate peanuts and drank Erguotou.

The bragging mode is turned on.

From the college entrance examination to World of Warcraft, from World of Warcraft to space immigration.

Then they immigrated from space and talked about Ultraman.

It was an exhilarating chat.

All the girls were bored, one by one covered with blankets and began to sleep.

"Brother, you and I really hit it off, why don't we ask each other?"

Tang Ming blushed from drinking, he took Xu Fei's hand and said.

Xu Fei's eyes lit up, and he gave Tang Ming a thumbs up, "That's a good idea, let's pray now."

Puff, puff!
The two knelt on the ground, holding half a bottle of Erguotou in front of them.

"The sky is above, the loess is below, I am Xu Fei."

"I'm Tang Ming."

"I would like to be brothers with different surnames. I don't want to be born in the same year and the same day, but I want to die in the same year and the same day."

boom!
"Why don't you kowtow?"

Xu Fei raised his head and asked Tang Ming.

"Why don't you say the second half of the sentence?"

Tang Ming asked back.

"I said it."

Xu Fei replied.

"Then why didn't I hear it?"

Tang Ming scratched the back of his head, "Why don't we say it again?"