Ghost catching system: Hell in the new era is not working well

When the two of Wu Maoxue woke up, the bed under them was already soaked, and the sour smell made them look at each other in disgust, but they still spoke tremblingly.

"My master, I created a dream, went to the underworld, was chased by dogs, and kicked out by chickens!"

"Me too!"

"My master, I still dreamed that the master judge said that we were not filial, and the king of hell would give us a saw!"

Wu Maoxue wiped off his cold sweat, and his mouth was a little scooped: "I am the same!"

The two looked at each other again, then got up quietly and made the bed.

……

Fourth master stretched, yawned, and was about to get up, but who knew there was someone on his lap, upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Xiang Wan.

I wanted to wake her up, but after thinking about the fighting power of both sides, well, let her sleep, at most we can numb my legs for a while, if I wake up, it may break!
Of course, within 2 minutes, Si Ye regretted it!

There is really no way, wake up early in the morning, there is a beautiful woman lying on his lap, he is a man, he likes to watch Optimus Prime (Transformers)!

It's just that what I didn't expect was that the brothers didn't live up to their expectations, and their height and weight were getting bigger and bigger, so they didn't dare to do it!
He persisted for more than half an hour, until the fat man woke up and yawned, waking Xiang Wan up.

Master Xiang wiped his saliva and prepared to get up.

It's just that I lay down all night, my arms were somewhat numb, and I didn't get up all of a sudden, and I lay down again.

"Oh, whoever sneaks up on me, I'll see my aunt give you a discount later!"

When the fourth master heard this, he shivered and hurried to help, helping Master Xiang to get up.

It's just that Xiang Wan, who got up, had a weird expression on his face.

"Xiao Xuanzi, you won't hide the flashlight in your trousers, you've been killing me all night!"

"Uh... Master Xiang, do you feel wrong?"

Who knew that Xiang Wan frowned and looked over fiercely.

"Are you questioning me?"

Fourth Master hurriedly waved his hands and said, "No, absolutely not!"

"It's about the same. This girl can't feel wrong. Besides, you are too dishonest to sleep at night. You have nothing to do. The flashlight hit me all night!"

"Uh... this! Sorry sorry!"

At this moment, Fatty's voice came, quite heartless, not at all like last night when he almost peed his pants.

"Fourth Master, where should we go to eat? Do we want to go back?"

"Go back first and see if there is a place to have breakfast on the way."

"Come on! Sit tight, you two, let's set off now!"

After the fat man finished speaking, he turned around and rushed towards the store.

Two hours later, the three of them returned to the milk tea shop, and then they ate some pad pads.

After eating and drinking enough, and having nothing to chat with, I remembered the experience of last night!
……

Wu Maoxue and the two entered the animal path to reincarnate, and that was the end of the matter.

After the three finished watching, they talked and got up, ready to leave.

"Huh!"

Turn around and look, good guy, the backside is full of people... Ghost!

And just like a movie theater, there are rows of seats at the back, all wearing glasses, or lying on the massage chair, watching movies while massaging.

Seeing the three people get up, a ghost said: "I asked if this model can be changed, why does it make us stick out our tongues and guts every time, there is nothing new!"

Fourth master didn't know who this person was, so he looked over.

The ghost messenger noticed fourth master's gaze, smiled back, and then introduced himself: "Sorry, I'm Bai Wuchang, the runner of the palace!"

"Uh...Master Bai Wuchang, hello!"

"It's fine with you, don't be nervous!"

Before the two of them finished speaking, another ghost said: "Xiaobai is so right, why every time I start, I am sleeping, obviously I am the one who suffers the most and is the most tired!"

Fourth Master: "Who are you?"

"Oh! I am No. 46, Fu'an, Qingshi Digong!"

"Uh... still with a number?"

The ghost lord touched the non-existent beard, and said to Fourth Master: "Of course, with so many people, no one can remember their names, so they all used numbers later, hey! Look!"

While talking, the ghost pulled up the number on the clothes to show fourth master.

After looking at it, it really is the words "Fu'an 46".

It was impossible for the two of them to know each other, and there was a bull's head and a horse face behind him: "Fu 46, what are you, my brothers have been wearing masks for many years, the experience center is going to pretend to be that ghost!"

Judge: "Niu 23, Ma 35, you two still have masks, but I don't have any, don't you still look like a ghost, and you don't even have to trim your beards!"

Meng Po: "Judge, what you say is like farting. You still look like a human being. Look over there, what do you look like to my old lady? You are short and ugly, and you still have green light. Who came up with the idea!"

The judge: "Sister Meng, you can't say that. It's also a problem with the experience hall, and I didn't arrange it!"

The ghost guards on duty at the side were trembling, listening to the spirit guards and the quarrels between the bosses of various divisions, they could only stand there obediently and be scolded.

As for reporting the vulgar words of the big bosses, who would dare?Impatient to live?
Believe it or not, report Meng Po and the others today, and let you go to the front line that night?
Of course, even if Meng Po's beautiful woman scolded the ghosts, the ghosts would not be angry.

As for Xiang Wan and Fatty, they were already frozen in place.

Originally, when he came down with fourth master, his eyes widened when he saw the sports car and plane along the way.

It will be so sour to see a group of hell bosses scolding and arguing.

And this group of guys, arguing and arguing, how could they slowly look at themselves!
d (d)
"Hey, hey, Niu 23, it's a human! A living soul!"

"Don't push me, I see, there are so many people staring at me, be more reserved!"

"Oh, yes, there are others!"

The fat man was in a bad mood, so he leaned up to Fourth Master and whispered, "Fourth Master, why do I feel something is wrong, should I accept it for them?"

Fourth master replied in a low voice: "I'm afraid not!"

Xiang Wan also leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Is it because they are handsome men and beautiful women, so you can't bear to do it?"

Uh... the beauty of a woman makes sense, but what does a handsome man have to do with Fourth Master?
"None of them. They are higher officials than me and have higher levels. They can't beat me!"

The fat man was stunned: "Uh... so what to do, I feel that they look at me like when I went to the cafeteria before!"

Just as Si Ye was thinking of a way, the beautiful woman Meng Po stood up and protected Si Ye and others behind her!

"Hey! What are you doing, rebelling? You forgot all the rules? Hurry up and go back to duty!"

Hearing Po Meng's words, all the ghost messengers left in a hurry, leaving only fourth master and his party, plus Lao Yin and other guards.

"Take this group of guys and follow me!"

Fourth Master hurriedly waved his hand and asked Lao Yin and others to take Wu Maoxue and leave with Po Meng.

Along the way, Xiang Wan looked at Po Meng with weird eyes, as if she was...jealous?
"Thank you, Lady Meng!"

"You're welcome, there is a price for saving you!"