Ghost catching system: Hell in the new era is not working well

When the two, uh... one person and one ghost are ready, Zhang Yixuan is ready to read the congratulatory speech.

It's just that the fat man was secretly lifting his hijab, winking wildly, and finally saw that Zhang Yixuan didn't work, and then looked at Xiang Wan!

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"Hey! Husband! After worshiping in a while, you will be my wife's man, and you are not allowed to look at other women!"

"And that woman is not as good-looking as my old lady, she looks like a stick!"

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Fatty Dong wanted to cry, but couldn't bear it anymore, and then exploded!

Throwing the hijab, he took out a (pseudo) low-level thunder talisman from his butt pocket, and slapped Zhang Mengting on the head!
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Zhang Yixuan and Zhang Yixuan who watched this scene were stunned at the same time!

"Ow~"

As the sky thunder talisman crackled and hit Zhang Mengting, there was a scream like killing a pig.

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Zhang Yixuan and Zhang Yixuan, who accidentally heard it, hurriedly covered their ears. After all, this voice... might scare people to death!
Zhang Mengting was hit by a (pseudo) primary sky thunder talisman, and she immediately understood!
(angry' Д angry)
Well!The relationship between the three people lied to me, yet I foolishly believed it!
Zhang Mengting was furious for a while, her hair exploded, her face was ferocious, and she grabbed Fatty Dong!
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"Fourth Master, save me!"

"Bah!"

Just when the fat man was about to be caught, the howling sounded.

Zhang Yixuan came down like a god, a mahogany sword cut off Zhang Mengting's arm!
"Shh!"

The mahogany sword pierced through Zhang Mengting's arm and slashed to the ground!
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Fatty Dong: Zhang Xiaosi, you did it on purpose!Are you jealous that I am more handsome than you and want to harm me?
"Uh... sorry sorry!"

Zhang Yixuan made gestures, apologized to the fat man, and looked embarrassed at the same time.

But Zhang Mengting would not delay, dodged Zhang Yixuan's sword, then stepped over the mahogany sword, and grabbed the fat man!

"Hmph! You don't have to drink a toast! You'll still belong to my wife when I catch you!"

"Fourth Master, save me!"

Hearing this, the fat man took out the ghost exorcism talisman, and it took him a long time to realize that the ghost exorcism talisman was stuck under the table by himself!

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What else to say, hurry up and run!Go to the back of the table and get the talisman and mahogany sword!

But how could Zhang Mengting give Fatty a chance? With a wave of her hand, the table was lifted and hit the wall.

Now there's nothing blocking it!

A gust of ghostly wind from Zhang Mengting lifted the table, then flew towards Fatty Dong, and the aftermath went in in a flash!

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"Fatty! Monster! Still not surrendering! Look at the sword!"

"Hmph! Wait until my mother beats you two to death, so I can use it to carry the sedan chair!"

Fatty Dong immediately shouted his broken gong, and hit Zhang Yixuan while making the sound.

Don't look at Fatty Dong's fat body, but this strength is really not something that ordinary people can bear.

After all, when I was at home before, this guy moved all day, but they were all iron bumps of a hundred catties!
Moreover, Zhang Yixuan knew about Fatty's details, and knew that he could not confront Fatty head-on, so he could only dodge. At the same time, he took out a (fake) ghost exorcism talisman and stuck it towards Fatty Dong.

Although this ghost talisman cannot cause harm to ghosts, it can still be separated from the body!
Seeing the ghost exorcising talisman posted, Fatty Dong flashed nimbly, and then kicked Zhang Yixuan.

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Zhang Yixuan hurriedly evaded the vital point, and was kicked in the butt!
Fatty Dong was about to give chase, but Xiang Wan kicked him, knocking Fatty Dong back!

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this!Zhang Yixuan was also a little confused!
Who would have imagined that Xiang Wan, who was thinner than himself, could kick Fatty Dong staggeringly!
"Humph!"

Fatty Dong snorted coldly, then turned around and rushed towards Xiang Wan!

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"I'm sorry! Fatty, get out!"

Seeing Fatty rushing towards him, Xiang Wan hurriedly ran back, and at the same time took out a (fake) Thunder Talisman, turned around and stuck it to Fatty Dong's forehead!
"Ah~"

Fatty Dong let out a miserable howl, and then his body trembled slightly as if he had been stunned by electricity.

After all, Fatty is a mortal body, even if he is raped by a female ghost, his body still has some reaction.

By the time he realized it, Xiang Wan had already disappeared.

Um!The female hemp pole is gone, so remove the male hemp pole first!
The fat man turned around and rushed towards Zhang Yixuan again.

But Zhang Yixuan had the time just now, enough to get up, and took out another magic talisman!
But before Zhang Yixuan could use his means, the fat man shouted at the door: "Come and help, tear him down!"

When more than 20 little ghosts at the door heard it, they rushed towards Zhang Yixuan with a grinning grin.

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How to fight this!
Zhang Yixuan hurriedly ran into the house, and in the blink of an eye, there was no one there.

"Hmph! You can run away from a monk, but you can't run away from a temple! Go in and arrest people!"

Many little ghosts immediately heyed and rushed towards the house!

It's just that when the more than 20 little ghosts rushed into the house, there was no movement.

Zhang Mengting got off Fatty Dong immediately, but Fatty Dong still didn't recover his sanity.

"Go, go in and have a look!"

After Zhang Mengting finished speaking, Fatty Dong walked slowly into the room like a puppet.

Who knew that as soon as the door was pushed open, a large net would be thrown over and the fat man would be completely engulfed.

Then came the willow branches and the mahogany sword, hitting the fat man in turn.

"Ouch! Stop hitting! Stop hitting! I'm fat! Ouch!"

Hearing Fatty Dong begging for mercy, Zhang Yixuan laughed angrily, pretending to be quite like it!

Without saying anything, keep hitting, hit hard, until the female ghost comes out!

"How dare you talk like a fat man! See if Fourth Master doesn't smoke for you today!"

"Oh! Fourth Master! I didn't learn from myself, I'm just a fat man! If you don't believe me, look outside, that female ghost must be outside!"

Hearing Fatty's words, Zhang Yixuan and Zhang Yixuan hurriedly looked outside the door, but there was not even a ghost!
"Oh! How dare you lie to your fourth master! Look outside, there isn't even a shadow of a ghost!"

"Don't fight! I know how to prove it!"

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"That's fine! Fourth Master wants to see, you female ghost, what excuses you can come up with!"

"That... we two have been peeing and playing with live mud since we were young, and once I couldn't control it, I just pissed in your face!"

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Hearing this, Zhang Yixuan already knew that the fat man was not Zhang Mengting!

It's just that the fat man didn't stop, and continued: "Also, when we were in junior high school, we hung on the wall of the toilet together and secretly watched girls!"

"Fat!"

"When I was in high school, I went home together and happened to pass by the station street, and a group of people standing on the street pulled me in!"

"Also, one time when I went home, I heard someone taking a shower, and a piece of... woo woo!"

It was Zhang Yixuan who was in an emergency, and hurriedly covered the fat man's mouth to prevent him from speaking out.

"Don't say it! I believe it, you are a fat man! Mmm! Fourth brother believes it!"

Xiang Wan on the side looked at the two of them like a pervert, and then asked, "He's a fat man, where's the female ghost?"