Ghost catching system: Hell in the new era is not working well
Chapter 2 You Have to Call Auntie
Since Zhang Yixuan just came back, and he didn't know about it before, Zhang Ren asked Zhang Yixuan to digest it after explaining it.
Zhang Ren decided that when his wife came home in the evening, the family of three would celebrate, cook more delicious food for his son, let him sleep well at night, and then consider taking him to a new job tomorrow!
That night, Zhang Ren and his wife Rong Zhen went to the kitchen together and cooked a large table of dishes for Zhang Yixuan, Zhang Yixuan was drooling watching.
The three of them celebrated well, and at the same time, they made Zhang Yixuan completely forget about the day's affairs.
Moreover, Zhang Yixuan finally came back, and seeing his parents, he felt much better, so he had two drinks with his old man.
After drinking these two cups of 52-degree Niushan Erguotou, Zhang Yixuan fell asleep straight into the middle of the night.
Although this summer was hot, Zhang Yixuan's house was in the outskirts of the city, and there was even a poplar grove next to it, so it was quite cool.
Zhang Yixuan, who slept until midnight, was suddenly woken up by urinating, and then with a hint of drunkenness, he was ready to go out to solve it.
Who would have thought that he would hear that his father was actually talking to someone in the yard!
In the middle of the night, who would visit the house? Could it be that a thief came in and was discovered by the father who got up at night, and then he reasoned with him?
After all, although it is a new era of society, it is inevitable that some people will take detours and do things that they regret for life.
Maybe the old man is persuading this person, after all, persuading others to be kind is also a good thing.
However, I have an urgency to urinate, and a bungalow in the suburbs is not like a building. There is a bathroom in the house, so I can only go out to solve it.
Therefore, Zhang Yixuan thought twice, and could only bite the bullet, interrupt the two of them, and solve the problem of urgency first.
But after Zhang Yixuan went out, he found that the only person in the yard was his father, who was still smoking and puffing.
With a trace of suspicion, Zhang Yixuan hurried into the toilet.
After the sound of water flowing, Zhang Yixuan immediately felt relaxed, and then came to Zhang Ren's side, took the cigarette from Zhang Ren's hand, and then threw it on the ground and stamped it out.
"Dad! How many times have I told you that smoking is harmful to your health? Didn't I tell you to quit? Why are you still smoking?"
Zhang Ren was not angry when he heard his son teach him a lesson. Instead, he was a little moved, but he still said to Zhang Yixuan: "I'm not smoking!"
Hearing Zhang Ren's denial, Zhang Yixuan rolled his eyes and at the same time reached out to touch Zhang Ren's forehead.
"I don't have a fever! Then why are you talking nonsense? Could it be that the alcohol has not sobered up? It shouldn't be! Dad, your drinking capacity is much better than mine!"
Hearing his son's nonsense, Zhang Ren felt a black line on his forehead, then pointed behind Zhang Yixuan and said.
"It's really not that I want to smoke, it's him who smokes!"
Zhang Yixuan followed the direction of Zhang Ren's finger, turned around and looked behind him, and at the same time muttered: "If you still don't admit it, let me catch it straight, I have to follow..."
"Ah! Damn! Ghost!"
Zhang Yixuan turned around and saw the moment behind him, he was frightened and backed away, and even tripped himself and fell to the ground, his heart in his throat!At the same time pointing at the opposite side, he said tremblingly.
"Dad, Dad...Dad, Guiguigui...you..."
It's not that Zhang Yixuan is naturally timid, it's just that what he saw at this moment has broken Zhang Yixuan's cognition for more than 20 years!
At this moment, opposite Zhang Yixuan, a faint figure appeared, dressed in white clothes, enjoying the smoke just now.
And as the smoke dissipated, the blurry figure also slowly dissipated, but Zhang Yixuan still saw it clearly, and at the same time he was completely awake from the wine, and his back was drenched with sweat!
While supporting Zhang Yixuan, Zhang Ren explained to his son: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! Your father and I are here, what the hell dares to come to our house to play wild, that is Bai Wuchang, your father and my partner, it stands to reason that you have to Shout out to Auntie!"
"You... what you said... is it true?"
"Can there be a fake? Didn't you listen to it during the day?"
"Uh! Well, after eating and drinking, I almost forgot about it, and I'm still wondering what you told me during the day! Hehe... Hehe!"
Zhang Ren looked at his son who was laughing awkwardly, and there was another black line on his forehead. He really didn't know whether he made this decision by himself, whether it was right or wrong!
"Yo! Old Zhang, is this your son? Is this the first time you see him? You're so scared, you have to practice hard in the future, otherwise what will happen!"
"Seventh Sister, don't worry, teach me well tomorrow. After all, it's the first time I've seen you. It's normal to be a little scared. Just wait until you see more!"
"Okay, I've already said what needs to be said just now, I'll go first, remember to register your kid as soon as possible, after all, there are many people watching in this area!"
"Seventh sister, go slowly!"
After Zhang Ren finished speaking, Zhang Yixuan found that the nearly transparent figure just now had completely disappeared, as if he had never been there before.
"Whoo~"
Zhang Yixuan breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time looked at his father who was squatting aside.
Since it is night, even if the moonlight is good, the sky is still dark, and then look at my father's face after the wind and sun.
The more Zhang Yixuan looked at it, the more he felt that his father was more and more like the black-faced Wuchang, even Zhang Yixuan had been doubting in his heart, could it be that his father was not alive?
"Father! Tell your son something!"
"What exactly?"
"Are you a human or a ghost? Are you really not a human but a ghost?"
Hearing Zhang Yixuan's off-kilter words, Zhang Ren suddenly lost his mind and hit Zhang Yixuan's forehead.
"Oh!"
"Ouch~"
"I said you can do it lightly, I'm your own!"
But Zhang Ren didn't continue talking to Zhang Yixuan, but got up and left, and at the same time, a voice came: "Go back and have a good rest, follow me tomorrow, watch carefully, study hard, don't embarrass your father and me!"
After Zhang Ren finished speaking, he went back to his own room to sleep, leaving Zhang Yixuan, who hadn't calmed down yet, to be messed up in the wind alone.
As the cold wind blew past, Zhang Yixuan shivered, and at the same time nervously looked around, fearing that another transparent figure would appear!
As a young man in the new era, Zhang Yixuan has experienced nine years of compulsory education, learned advanced theoretical knowledge, and aspires to be a useful person to the country and society.
Who would have thought that he would see a "ghost"!
And I don't have a place to say it, and no one will believe it, and it's even worse if someone believes it, maybe the other party also has mental problems!
Zhang Yixuan didn't know what to say anymore, he could only run back to his room in a hurry, shut the door tightly, then tightly covered his head with the quilt, and muttered at the same time.
"Bless the Jade Emperor! Bless the Queen Mother! Bless Amitabha! Don't let ghosts come to me..."
On the second day, when the sky was bright, Zhang Yixuan stared at a pair of panda eyes and appeared in front of Zhang Ren!
Zhang Ren decided that when his wife came home in the evening, the family of three would celebrate, cook more delicious food for his son, let him sleep well at night, and then consider taking him to a new job tomorrow!
That night, Zhang Ren and his wife Rong Zhen went to the kitchen together and cooked a large table of dishes for Zhang Yixuan, Zhang Yixuan was drooling watching.
The three of them celebrated well, and at the same time, they made Zhang Yixuan completely forget about the day's affairs.
Moreover, Zhang Yixuan finally came back, and seeing his parents, he felt much better, so he had two drinks with his old man.
After drinking these two cups of 52-degree Niushan Erguotou, Zhang Yixuan fell asleep straight into the middle of the night.
Although this summer was hot, Zhang Yixuan's house was in the outskirts of the city, and there was even a poplar grove next to it, so it was quite cool.
Zhang Yixuan, who slept until midnight, was suddenly woken up by urinating, and then with a hint of drunkenness, he was ready to go out to solve it.
Who would have thought that he would hear that his father was actually talking to someone in the yard!
In the middle of the night, who would visit the house? Could it be that a thief came in and was discovered by the father who got up at night, and then he reasoned with him?
After all, although it is a new era of society, it is inevitable that some people will take detours and do things that they regret for life.
Maybe the old man is persuading this person, after all, persuading others to be kind is also a good thing.
However, I have an urgency to urinate, and a bungalow in the suburbs is not like a building. There is a bathroom in the house, so I can only go out to solve it.
Therefore, Zhang Yixuan thought twice, and could only bite the bullet, interrupt the two of them, and solve the problem of urgency first.
But after Zhang Yixuan went out, he found that the only person in the yard was his father, who was still smoking and puffing.
With a trace of suspicion, Zhang Yixuan hurried into the toilet.
After the sound of water flowing, Zhang Yixuan immediately felt relaxed, and then came to Zhang Ren's side, took the cigarette from Zhang Ren's hand, and then threw it on the ground and stamped it out.
"Dad! How many times have I told you that smoking is harmful to your health? Didn't I tell you to quit? Why are you still smoking?"
Zhang Ren was not angry when he heard his son teach him a lesson. Instead, he was a little moved, but he still said to Zhang Yixuan: "I'm not smoking!"
Hearing Zhang Ren's denial, Zhang Yixuan rolled his eyes and at the same time reached out to touch Zhang Ren's forehead.
"I don't have a fever! Then why are you talking nonsense? Could it be that the alcohol has not sobered up? It shouldn't be! Dad, your drinking capacity is much better than mine!"
Hearing his son's nonsense, Zhang Ren felt a black line on his forehead, then pointed behind Zhang Yixuan and said.
"It's really not that I want to smoke, it's him who smokes!"
Zhang Yixuan followed the direction of Zhang Ren's finger, turned around and looked behind him, and at the same time muttered: "If you still don't admit it, let me catch it straight, I have to follow..."
"Ah! Damn! Ghost!"
Zhang Yixuan turned around and saw the moment behind him, he was frightened and backed away, and even tripped himself and fell to the ground, his heart in his throat!At the same time pointing at the opposite side, he said tremblingly.
"Dad, Dad...Dad, Guiguigui...you..."
It's not that Zhang Yixuan is naturally timid, it's just that what he saw at this moment has broken Zhang Yixuan's cognition for more than 20 years!
At this moment, opposite Zhang Yixuan, a faint figure appeared, dressed in white clothes, enjoying the smoke just now.
And as the smoke dissipated, the blurry figure also slowly dissipated, but Zhang Yixuan still saw it clearly, and at the same time he was completely awake from the wine, and his back was drenched with sweat!
While supporting Zhang Yixuan, Zhang Ren explained to his son: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! Your father and I are here, what the hell dares to come to our house to play wild, that is Bai Wuchang, your father and my partner, it stands to reason that you have to Shout out to Auntie!"
"You... what you said... is it true?"
"Can there be a fake? Didn't you listen to it during the day?"
"Uh! Well, after eating and drinking, I almost forgot about it, and I'm still wondering what you told me during the day! Hehe... Hehe!"
Zhang Ren looked at his son who was laughing awkwardly, and there was another black line on his forehead. He really didn't know whether he made this decision by himself, whether it was right or wrong!
"Yo! Old Zhang, is this your son? Is this the first time you see him? You're so scared, you have to practice hard in the future, otherwise what will happen!"
"Seventh Sister, don't worry, teach me well tomorrow. After all, it's the first time I've seen you. It's normal to be a little scared. Just wait until you see more!"
"Okay, I've already said what needs to be said just now, I'll go first, remember to register your kid as soon as possible, after all, there are many people watching in this area!"
"Seventh sister, go slowly!"
After Zhang Ren finished speaking, Zhang Yixuan found that the nearly transparent figure just now had completely disappeared, as if he had never been there before.
"Whoo~"
Zhang Yixuan breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time looked at his father who was squatting aside.
Since it is night, even if the moonlight is good, the sky is still dark, and then look at my father's face after the wind and sun.
The more Zhang Yixuan looked at it, the more he felt that his father was more and more like the black-faced Wuchang, even Zhang Yixuan had been doubting in his heart, could it be that his father was not alive?
"Father! Tell your son something!"
"What exactly?"
"Are you a human or a ghost? Are you really not a human but a ghost?"
Hearing Zhang Yixuan's off-kilter words, Zhang Ren suddenly lost his mind and hit Zhang Yixuan's forehead.
"Oh!"
"Ouch~"
"I said you can do it lightly, I'm your own!"
But Zhang Ren didn't continue talking to Zhang Yixuan, but got up and left, and at the same time, a voice came: "Go back and have a good rest, follow me tomorrow, watch carefully, study hard, don't embarrass your father and me!"
After Zhang Ren finished speaking, he went back to his own room to sleep, leaving Zhang Yixuan, who hadn't calmed down yet, to be messed up in the wind alone.
As the cold wind blew past, Zhang Yixuan shivered, and at the same time nervously looked around, fearing that another transparent figure would appear!
As a young man in the new era, Zhang Yixuan has experienced nine years of compulsory education, learned advanced theoretical knowledge, and aspires to be a useful person to the country and society.
Who would have thought that he would see a "ghost"!
And I don't have a place to say it, and no one will believe it, and it's even worse if someone believes it, maybe the other party also has mental problems!
Zhang Yixuan didn't know what to say anymore, he could only run back to his room in a hurry, shut the door tightly, then tightly covered his head with the quilt, and muttered at the same time.
"Bless the Jade Emperor! Bless the Queen Mother! Bless Amitabha! Don't let ghosts come to me..."
On the second day, when the sky was bright, Zhang Yixuan stared at a pair of panda eyes and appeared in front of Zhang Ren!
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