Resurrection of spirits: When I see spirits, my eyes glow
Chapter 71 Development of Taoism
Facing their provocation, Ye Qing said very calmly: "Amitabha, I didn't come here to do business with you, but I have a good business, and I want to introduce it to you, will it cost money to see a doctor or be hospitalized?"
Mao Qing snorted coldly, and said disbelievingly: "You still have such kindness? Introduce business to us. If you don't dig a hole for us, it's already very good. Now we don't believe anything you say, hurry up!"
Hearing what he said, Ye Qing smiled calmly and said: "Since that's the case, I won't force you, this is originally a bank job, if you do it well, don't talk about cultivating Taoism.
It is more than enough for one person to prepare a coffin for you, plus two paper dolls. The reason why I introduced it to you is because it is not easy for you. If you don’t do it, no one will do it?
The underworld forum lacks everything, but there is no shortage of idiots and veterans. In this case, I will bid farewell! "
When Nantian Guizong heard that it was a bank transaction, he immediately changed his mind.
The bank is not short of money, why should it be called a bank?
Since Ye Qing came to cooperate with him, there must be problems that he cannot solve.
Doesn't that just give yourself a chance to make money?
Seeing that Ye Qing was about to leave, Nantian Guizong stopped him.
"Fellow daoist, stop by. I want to hear about it. What kind of business is this? How much money can I make!"
Ye Qing smiled knowingly, turned around and said: "I just want to buy a few fire talismans, tell me the price!"
When Nantian Guizong heard this, he was so angry that he almost took off his trousers, and turned Ye Qing's face.
If you waste so much, you just want to buy talisman paper.
Is he ashamed to say that this is a bank transaction?
But anyway, it's a deal.
He has many, many fire talismans, and if he can't use them, he can sell one.
But Nantian Guizong still said cautiously: "It's okay to buy talisman paper, but we have to talk about our ugly words first. If there is an explosion or something this time, it has nothing to do with us. Don't talk nonsense with us again then!"
Ye Qing smiled and said: "It won't happen this time, but I still need the explosion effect!"
"Well, a talisman is thirty thousand, how much do you want?"
"Thirty thousand?" Ye Qing shook his head directly, and refused: "You are too embarrassed to say, you sell [-] for broken talisman papers, are you anxious to make money to buy shrouds to wear? Or are you anxious to marry old Taoist Honglian back home and have a baby with you?" child?"
A few words scolded Nan Tian Guizong, his expression was as if he spent [-] yuan to find a lady, and the battle was resolved in half a minute.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Pindao and Master Honglian together are almost two hundred years old. Pindao has a child with her? Are you a human being? Can you speak human words? Anyway, you are also a Buddhist, don't you think Are you committing crimes?"
Ye Qing didn't care about these things, and continued to scold: "I'm the one who did the crime, or you. You don't want to have a baby with Hong Lian, you always peek at people taking a bath, and you dig so many holes in their walls?"
Mao Qing and the others pricked up their ears.
Master actually still has the hobby of peeking at the old Taoist nun taking a bath?
The little Taoist grinned and said to Mao Qing: "Master, can we develop a Taoist nunnery next door?"
Ye Qing heard this, but said seriously: "Your master Mao Qing's plan is not to develop a Taoist nunnery next door, but to develop shampoo parlors, nightclubs, karaoke halls, etc.
At that time, Hammer View will be built into a large-scale cultural and entertainment distribution center integrating leisure, entertainment, nonsense, and pretense! "
Those who were fooled by this group of little Taoist priests believed it was true, and all of them widened their eyes, believing it was true.
The angry Mao Qing grinned like his father had been wearing crotch pants for 70 years. His big lips almost reached his forehead.
He even scolded viciously: "Ye Qing, are you fucking speaking in human language? Whose Taoist temple has a shampoo room next door? What do you think of you? Why don't you die?"
Ye Qing smiled calmly and said: "Amitabha, I am not in the Three Realms, I have jumped out of the Five Elements, I will not die if you die, you should think about how to develop your Taoist shampoo room!
Nantian Guizhong, let's not talk so much nonsense, I will buy ten talisman papers, and I will give you a total of 1 yuan, okay? "
"I won't sell it, I won't sell it for [-] yuan!" Nantian Guizong's tone and attitude were very resolute.
No matter how worthless your own talisman paper is, it is impossible to sell it at a clearance sale.
1 yuan?It is not enough to buy rice.
Ye Qing thought for a while and said: "Well, for the sake of our good relationship, the old man will pay [-] yuan, and ten talisman papers will be enough, don't worry about it so much, I will tell the management of the underworld forum later. explain,
Restore your user names, then, you can continue to sell talisman paper! "
"Is this true?" Nantian Guizong believed it to be true.
"Of course it's true. Monks don't tell lies. If you say something, it's just spit out and you can't take it back!"
Nantian Guizong immediately took out ten fire talismans, but before the transaction, Nantian Guizong still kept his eyes open.
"Fellow Daoist, I have been tricked by you many times before. To be honest, I don't trust you very much. Why don't we make an agreement and sign your name on it. If you go back on your word in the future, we have something to say!"
Ye Qing didn't hesitate, and immediately agreed.
That's what the agreement says.
"Today, Ye Qing promised to help us restore the user rights of the underworld forum in order to buy ten fire talismans for 2 yuan.
Specially write this agreement, if Ye Qing goes back on his word, he will be hit by lightning, his throat will be choked when he drinks water, his ankle will be sprained when he walks, his nose will be smashed when he eats, and he will get needle eyes when he sees women! "
But Ye Qing didn't even think about it, he just signed his name.
And 2 yuan to buy ten fire talismans.
How persuasive is the broken agreement? If you just go back on your word, isn't that just waste paper?
Only Nantian Guizong, that idiot and veteran, could come up with such an idiot method.
Ye Qing took the talisman and went back to the bank, Han Jucai also bought back a thousand dollars of Ming coins.
Seeing Ye Qing, he smiled and said: "My father is back, I bought all the Ming coins you asked for, and I also asked the number to pass. The total face value is 200 trillion!"
It made Ye Qing dumbfounded.
It's funny to think of the scene of people all over the bank counting coins.
How did Han Jucai become the president?
The brain circuit is like the six-legged woolen trousers knitted by his old mother-in-law, can he still stay in the bank?
Ye Qing didn't bother to talk about those useless things, he asked someone to move all the ghost coins to the vault, and then put ten fire talismans in the ghost coins, and then waited until it was dark.
The time soon came to nine o'clock in the evening, Ye Qing also kept looking at the video images in the vault, and found nothing unusual.
At this moment, the system suddenly sent a reminder.
[System Reminder: An extremely violent ghost energy was found, the system scanned, and the ghost king appeared nearby. This ghost king has a combat power of 27000, and the host has no chance of winning. The system advises, don't act rashly, or leave immediately! 】
Mao Qing snorted coldly, and said disbelievingly: "You still have such kindness? Introduce business to us. If you don't dig a hole for us, it's already very good. Now we don't believe anything you say, hurry up!"
Hearing what he said, Ye Qing smiled calmly and said: "Since that's the case, I won't force you, this is originally a bank job, if you do it well, don't talk about cultivating Taoism.
It is more than enough for one person to prepare a coffin for you, plus two paper dolls. The reason why I introduced it to you is because it is not easy for you. If you don’t do it, no one will do it?
The underworld forum lacks everything, but there is no shortage of idiots and veterans. In this case, I will bid farewell! "
When Nantian Guizong heard that it was a bank transaction, he immediately changed his mind.
The bank is not short of money, why should it be called a bank?
Since Ye Qing came to cooperate with him, there must be problems that he cannot solve.
Doesn't that just give yourself a chance to make money?
Seeing that Ye Qing was about to leave, Nantian Guizong stopped him.
"Fellow daoist, stop by. I want to hear about it. What kind of business is this? How much money can I make!"
Ye Qing smiled knowingly, turned around and said: "I just want to buy a few fire talismans, tell me the price!"
When Nantian Guizong heard this, he was so angry that he almost took off his trousers, and turned Ye Qing's face.
If you waste so much, you just want to buy talisman paper.
Is he ashamed to say that this is a bank transaction?
But anyway, it's a deal.
He has many, many fire talismans, and if he can't use them, he can sell one.
But Nantian Guizong still said cautiously: "It's okay to buy talisman paper, but we have to talk about our ugly words first. If there is an explosion or something this time, it has nothing to do with us. Don't talk nonsense with us again then!"
Ye Qing smiled and said: "It won't happen this time, but I still need the explosion effect!"
"Well, a talisman is thirty thousand, how much do you want?"
"Thirty thousand?" Ye Qing shook his head directly, and refused: "You are too embarrassed to say, you sell [-] for broken talisman papers, are you anxious to make money to buy shrouds to wear? Or are you anxious to marry old Taoist Honglian back home and have a baby with you?" child?"
A few words scolded Nan Tian Guizong, his expression was as if he spent [-] yuan to find a lady, and the battle was resolved in half a minute.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Pindao and Master Honglian together are almost two hundred years old. Pindao has a child with her? Are you a human being? Can you speak human words? Anyway, you are also a Buddhist, don't you think Are you committing crimes?"
Ye Qing didn't care about these things, and continued to scold: "I'm the one who did the crime, or you. You don't want to have a baby with Hong Lian, you always peek at people taking a bath, and you dig so many holes in their walls?"
Mao Qing and the others pricked up their ears.
Master actually still has the hobby of peeking at the old Taoist nun taking a bath?
The little Taoist grinned and said to Mao Qing: "Master, can we develop a Taoist nunnery next door?"
Ye Qing heard this, but said seriously: "Your master Mao Qing's plan is not to develop a Taoist nunnery next door, but to develop shampoo parlors, nightclubs, karaoke halls, etc.
At that time, Hammer View will be built into a large-scale cultural and entertainment distribution center integrating leisure, entertainment, nonsense, and pretense! "
Those who were fooled by this group of little Taoist priests believed it was true, and all of them widened their eyes, believing it was true.
The angry Mao Qing grinned like his father had been wearing crotch pants for 70 years. His big lips almost reached his forehead.
He even scolded viciously: "Ye Qing, are you fucking speaking in human language? Whose Taoist temple has a shampoo room next door? What do you think of you? Why don't you die?"
Ye Qing smiled calmly and said: "Amitabha, I am not in the Three Realms, I have jumped out of the Five Elements, I will not die if you die, you should think about how to develop your Taoist shampoo room!
Nantian Guizhong, let's not talk so much nonsense, I will buy ten talisman papers, and I will give you a total of 1 yuan, okay? "
"I won't sell it, I won't sell it for [-] yuan!" Nantian Guizong's tone and attitude were very resolute.
No matter how worthless your own talisman paper is, it is impossible to sell it at a clearance sale.
1 yuan?It is not enough to buy rice.
Ye Qing thought for a while and said: "Well, for the sake of our good relationship, the old man will pay [-] yuan, and ten talisman papers will be enough, don't worry about it so much, I will tell the management of the underworld forum later. explain,
Restore your user names, then, you can continue to sell talisman paper! "
"Is this true?" Nantian Guizong believed it to be true.
"Of course it's true. Monks don't tell lies. If you say something, it's just spit out and you can't take it back!"
Nantian Guizong immediately took out ten fire talismans, but before the transaction, Nantian Guizong still kept his eyes open.
"Fellow Daoist, I have been tricked by you many times before. To be honest, I don't trust you very much. Why don't we make an agreement and sign your name on it. If you go back on your word in the future, we have something to say!"
Ye Qing didn't hesitate, and immediately agreed.
That's what the agreement says.
"Today, Ye Qing promised to help us restore the user rights of the underworld forum in order to buy ten fire talismans for 2 yuan.
Specially write this agreement, if Ye Qing goes back on his word, he will be hit by lightning, his throat will be choked when he drinks water, his ankle will be sprained when he walks, his nose will be smashed when he eats, and he will get needle eyes when he sees women! "
But Ye Qing didn't even think about it, he just signed his name.
And 2 yuan to buy ten fire talismans.
How persuasive is the broken agreement? If you just go back on your word, isn't that just waste paper?
Only Nantian Guizong, that idiot and veteran, could come up with such an idiot method.
Ye Qing took the talisman and went back to the bank, Han Jucai also bought back a thousand dollars of Ming coins.
Seeing Ye Qing, he smiled and said: "My father is back, I bought all the Ming coins you asked for, and I also asked the number to pass. The total face value is 200 trillion!"
It made Ye Qing dumbfounded.
It's funny to think of the scene of people all over the bank counting coins.
How did Han Jucai become the president?
The brain circuit is like the six-legged woolen trousers knitted by his old mother-in-law, can he still stay in the bank?
Ye Qing didn't bother to talk about those useless things, he asked someone to move all the ghost coins to the vault, and then put ten fire talismans in the ghost coins, and then waited until it was dark.
The time soon came to nine o'clock in the evening, Ye Qing also kept looking at the video images in the vault, and found nothing unusual.
At this moment, the system suddenly sent a reminder.
[System Reminder: An extremely violent ghost energy was found, the system scanned, and the ghost king appeared nearby. This ghost king has a combat power of 27000, and the host has no chance of winning. The system advises, don't act rashly, or leave immediately! 】
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