Let me talk about the origin of this bastard first.

It has lived for at least 1000 years, but it has been crushed by boulders for 1000 years.

At that time, the boundary of the south of the Yangtze River was often flooded.

A child's urine can turn into a torrent of water, knocking down a house and drowning many people.

If an adult pees, it's a dike break.

People think, they have to pee.

So a well-known expert was invited.

He made a calculation and said that the boundary of this land was Haiyan, and he had to move them all away, or find something to suppress Haiyan.

After everyone discusses, there is land, a family and a daughter-in-law here, where can they go?
Still decided to suppress Haiyan.

So this expert, greedy from dawn to dusk, got a bastard, and pressed it against the sea eye with a huge stone.

But in the end, it was still useless, and the flood should still be flooded.

Many years later, due to the natural diversion of the Haihe River, no water was produced again.

People also forgot about the bastard.

Up to now, the engineering team has dug out the bastard when building the building and laying the foundation.

At that time, they were all intimidated by the bastard's size.

I have never seen such a big bastard before.

Most of the opinions are to put it back into the water, and a small number of people’s opinions are to put some peppers, onions or something, and stew it directly.

They are still researching, and someone from the zoo rescued the bastard.

No one knows, that bastard has already become a spirit.

It's just that people don't want to move, don't want to talk, just want to be a quiet, handsome and deep bastard.

But when the spiritual recovery appeared, it was also affected, so it began to act as a demon.

At this moment, Ye Qing clasped his hands together, and said calmly: "Amitabha, you said that you are a bastard, you don't want to lie on your stomach and enjoy your long and boring life, but you lead a group of animals to make trouble here,
If I let you go, I will feel sorry for the lion who was crushed by me! "

However, Wang Ba sneered and said: "Don't pretend to be aggressive, although I don't have much attack power, it's useless for you to attack me!"

Ye Qing absolutely believes this.

The reason why the bastard species can survive to this day is because of their amazing defense.

Especially this bastard who has become a spirit, the defense power has reached 15000+
If you smash it hard, it is basically useless.

At this time, Ye Qing called the principal.

"I need a big pot, as long as it can hold this bastard. I also need firewood, onions, garlic, aniseed ingredients, thirteen spices, salt, monosodium glutamate, and more millet pepper!"

The director said with a bitter face: "What do you want to do? If you want to eat bastard, I will ask you to go out to eat later. You can't stew the bastard in my zoo!"

And it's also extremely difficult to understand.

Is he here to subdue demons, or to eat bastards?

Ye Qing couldn't explain it, he could only say: "Your family's king is probably smart, if it doesn't die, other animals won't be quiet, if you don't believe it, forget it, ask someone else to be wiser!"

The director thought of Ye Qing's perverted way of playing with lions before, how could he not believe it.

He hurriedly said: "Believe it, believe it, how can you not believe it, I'm going to prepare it now, stew it, and serve me a bowl too. Recently, my mother-in-law always says that I have a short time, so let me make up for it too!"

After hanging up the phone, the director immediately ordered someone to buy a big pot first, as well as firewood, liquefied gas tanks, seasonings, etc., and put them all at the door.

Ye Qing has to get it by himself, they don't have the guts to go into the zoo and mess with those animals.

Immediately put on sleeves, chef hat, apron, and diapers.

Wang Bajing was surprised to see it, a stewed bastard with a diaper, how could he stew himself to pee?
Ye Qing then shouted: "Put the pot on the fire, sauté the onion and garlic until fragrant, bring the broth to a boil, let's put the bastard in the pot!"

This bastard is relatively large in size and weighs more than 500 catties.

You have to do it with your tail from the back, not in front, otherwise it is easy to be bitten by the bastard.

This forceful thing bites something and doesn't let go.

But if you do it behind your back, it will fail.

No matter how long the neck is, it can't reach it, so worry about it.

Ye Qing originally wanted to chop off its tail.

But the skin of this evil animal is rough and thick, especially the skin, which is extremely hard, and the kitchen knife has been cut with a curling edge, but it didn't cut it.

Ye Qing simply used the power of Buddhism to lift the bastard, threw it directly into the cauldron, lit it and started to simmer.

Wang Ba is not afraid of this at all.

He also teased Ye Qing and said: "Is this the only pursuit you have? I thought you had some high-end means, do you really think I'm afraid of being stewed? It's a joke!"

While adding the seasoning, Ye Qing said with a calm smile: "Amitabha, I'm going to simmer on low heat, first stew the taste of soup, and then slowly stew the meat!"

However, Wang Ba sneered and said, "I'll just take a hot bath!"

Having said that, Ye Qing directly poured the whole bag of Thirteen Incense on its face.

The smell was a bit irritating, which made the bastard sneeze all the time.

At this time, the water temperature also came up and began to steam.

Wang Ba is still the old god at ease, without the slightest sense of pain.

Ye Qing increased the fire and boiled the water in an instant.

But Wang Ba actually rinsed his mouth with boiling water, feeling nothing at all.

Ye Qing was a little surprised.

As expected of a defense power of 15000+, even boiling water won't burn it.

But Ye Qing also has a trick, he called the head of the garden and said: "Go and get me a pot cover that's as big as it is, this bastard won't rot, I'm going to steam it!"

The head of the garden then said: "I'm getting some hawthorn for you, use it to stew meat, it's easy to rot!"

Soon, everything was ready and sent to the zoo.

Ye Qing first threw the hawthorn into the soup, then covered the super big pot, steamed it for an hour and said.

When the time came, Ye Qing opened the lid of the pot.

This Wang Bajing is actually still alive, and said disdainfully to Ye Qing: "I feel that other than the blood jade is a little bit high, everything else is fine, my arthritis for many years is almost healed, come on, put the lid on, and continue! "

Enraged, Ye Qing threw the lid of the pot away.

"Are you ashamed to say that you are a bastard? I have been busy for two hours, and I have used two catties of hawthorn. You are here to treat arthritis. What the hell are you thinking about you?"

But Wang Ba sneered and said: "I told you a long time ago that these methods will not work for me, what else do you have, just use it!"

Ye Qing became a little angry from embarrassment.

I never dreamed that one day I would be despised by a bastard.

Human beings have evolved for so many years, can't they even handle a bastard?

Ye Qing snorted coldly, and kicked the pot over.

Wang Ba also turned over and lay on his back on the ground.

Ye Qing even picked up the Subduing Demon Pestle, and smashed it in the face.

But people shrank directly into the shell, and you can hit it as much as you like, but you can't hurt it a little bit.

The angry Ye Qing bared his teeth.

Could it be that there is nothing you can do with this bastard?

Thinking of this, Ye Qing looked at the burning fire.

He chuckled and said, "If you don't cook well, then I will burn you to death!"

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