They are also B-level tasks, Ye Qing noticed that the rewards for this task are more than other B-level tasks.
It seems that when the underworld forum evaluated this task, it must have spent a lot of money.
Since all forums in the underworld are so good at pretending, what's wrong with me?
Ye Qing directly clicked to accept the task.
But I won't make phone calls, and now I have to sleep, otherwise I will be so sleepy.
However, he wanted to sleep, but some people refused to let him sleep.
For example, Xi Maoyou from the Supernatural Bureau.
At this moment, he was standing at the door of Ye Qing's house, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, as if he came to court for love.
Before ringing the doorbell, he straightened his bald hairstyle so that he could look closer to an idiot.
When the doorbell rang, Ye Qing only fell asleep on his side.
An angry Ye Qing, holding the magic subduing pestle, slammed the door open, and cursed directly: "Who the hell is knocking on the monk's door in the middle of the night? Is it immoral or not?"
Xi Maoyou immediately presented the flowers, and said with a smile: "Little brother, it's still me, the Supernatural Bureau, Xi Maoyou, I may have misunderstood before, so I specially bought a bunch of flowers to express my apologies, and I hope you can accept them!"
Ye Qing snatched the flowers, threw them on the ground, trampled them to pieces, then scolded with a sad face: "How many points did your father exchange for something like you?
What's the matter, does it mean that if I don't join your supernatural bureau, you will die with regret? "
Xi Maoyou still had a smile all over his face, and walked into the room on his own initiative, and said proudly: "It's not that you will die in peace, but if you don't join the supernatural bureau, you will be overqualified.
I know that you are the underworld of the Hell Forum now, but the Hell Forum is not as good as our Supernatural Bureau. Only when you join our Supernatural Bureau will you have a bright future, a brilliant career, and a splendid life.
And you can still earn a salary of 3000 yuan a month, there is a special canteen, you can eat for free, you can eat whatever you want, and there are young ladies who will carry out tasks with you, what a wonderful and tempting job! "
Ye Qing narrowed his eyes slightly.
"Amitabha, do you have a young lady? Is it pretty?"
Xi Maoyou said proudly: "Maybe it's not good-looking? Our young ladies in the Supernatural Bureau are all models. There is nothing to say about their figure. Their appearance is called a water spirit. I am just too old.
I'm a bit bald, my daughter-in-law is more concerned, or I have to draw a few, you are different, look at your handsome appearance, handsome appearance, if you go to the supernatural bureau, it is Andy Lau who strayed into the women's group, Not even for an emperor! "
Ye Qing laughed out loud.
Immediately threw the subduing magic pestle on the sofa, and smiled slowly: "I still have two cans of beer in the refrigerator, sausages and so on, let's drink some!"
"Right on my mind!"
Xi Maoyou was convinced by his three-inch tongue, seeing Ye Qing's so lewd smile, his heart must have been moved.
In fact, there are no young ladies in the Ghost Bureau, only a few old women, one cooks, one sweeps the floor, one washes dishes, one does laundry, and there is an aunt who often calls them to eat when they shit.
The main reason is that the supernatural bureau is the work of men, and women can't do it.
There were a few women before, but after working for a few days, one was crazy, one was in a vegetable state, three peed their pants, and five pulled their pants.
Can't say these things now, otherwise Ye Qing won't do it.
First fool Ye Qing to the supernatural bureau, everything else is easy to talk about.
Ye Qing opened the beer, respected Xi Maoyou, took a sausage, and handed it to Xi Maoyou.
Without even thinking about it, Xi Maoyou opened the sausage and ate it.
While eating, he said: "I knew you would like to drink some. Before I came, I would bake some blue strings or something to accompany you to drink. But ham sausage is also fine, this thing is still very hungry!"
But while eating, Xi Maoyou felt that the taste of this sausage was a bit wrong.
How can you taste the smell of pants?
"Where did you buy this sausage? Why is the taste so special?"
Ye Qing smiled calmly and said: "Amitabha, this sausage is a special sausage I bought at the small shop in front of the school two years ago, and I haven't been willing to eat it all these years!"
Xi Maoyou laughed when he heard this.
But after laughing, Xi Maoyou frowned and said in tears: "As a person, the most important thing is to be virtuous, humane, and emotional.
You can't be wicked, but also inhumane and ruthless. The special sausage from the year before last must have expired at that time, and then you let me eat it, and I thank you...I...Where is the bathroom? "
When he was talking, Xi Maoyou's stomach couldn't handle it, and it made a gurgling sound.
Ye Qing grinned and said, "The bathroom is blocked, so I can't use it. If you do this, turn left when you go out, then take No. 173, get off at Jiangnan Museum, there are public restrooms there!"
Xi Maoyou, who was clutching his stomach and sweating all over his face, was about to cry.
From here to the Jiangnan Museum, it takes at least an hour to sit.
He can do it, if he is great, he will pull it on the road.
The key is that I am afraid that the entire 173 road will be paralyzed.
Fortunately, he has a car downstairs, so he doesn't need to go to the museum, just go to the hospital.
So Xi Maoyou didn't have time to say anything, clutching his stomach, and rushed out.
Ye Qing smiled proudly: "Finally I can sleep peacefully!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Qing locked the door, got into the warm bed, and snored after a while.
But that sausage collapsed after being tortured by Xi Maoyou.
His subordinates were all bewildered.
I went to the hotel before, and my clothes were gone.
This time I went to Ye Qing's house and was directly hospitalized.
What the hell has he been through.
The expressionless subordinate also said to Xi Maoyou who was washing his stomach: "Forget it, you are going to invite Ye Qing, I think your life will die!"
Xi Maoyou can't speak now, but he won't give up in his heart.
In a blink of an eye, it was ten o'clock in the morning of the next day.
Ye Qing was awakened by the ringing of the phone.
He answered the phone very impatiently, and said: "Amitabha, I am sleeping in the sauna with my teacher, so you wake me up, what do you want?"
An old man's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.
"Hey, what are you doing here? I'm from the zoo. Didn't you accept my task? It's already noon, why don't you come here?"
Ye Qing sat up slowly, and said impatiently: "I'll go later!"
The old man said anxiously: "Hurry up, the animals are all crazy, chasing our breeder, that bite, even the bastards in the water are crazy, they ate all my leather shoes yesterday!"
"That's what I said, you can eat a shoe for that shitty thing, and if you want to eat anything else, you have to have enough!"
"That is to say, but the bastards we raise are all big. There is a bastard who lives for 500 years. He stands taller than me and can eat!"
Ye Qing said disdainfully: "Have you ever seen a bastard standing up? Are you raising a bastard or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"
It seems that when the underworld forum evaluated this task, it must have spent a lot of money.
Since all forums in the underworld are so good at pretending, what's wrong with me?
Ye Qing directly clicked to accept the task.
But I won't make phone calls, and now I have to sleep, otherwise I will be so sleepy.
However, he wanted to sleep, but some people refused to let him sleep.
For example, Xi Maoyou from the Supernatural Bureau.
At this moment, he was standing at the door of Ye Qing's house, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, as if he came to court for love.
Before ringing the doorbell, he straightened his bald hairstyle so that he could look closer to an idiot.
When the doorbell rang, Ye Qing only fell asleep on his side.
An angry Ye Qing, holding the magic subduing pestle, slammed the door open, and cursed directly: "Who the hell is knocking on the monk's door in the middle of the night? Is it immoral or not?"
Xi Maoyou immediately presented the flowers, and said with a smile: "Little brother, it's still me, the Supernatural Bureau, Xi Maoyou, I may have misunderstood before, so I specially bought a bunch of flowers to express my apologies, and I hope you can accept them!"
Ye Qing snatched the flowers, threw them on the ground, trampled them to pieces, then scolded with a sad face: "How many points did your father exchange for something like you?
What's the matter, does it mean that if I don't join your supernatural bureau, you will die with regret? "
Xi Maoyou still had a smile all over his face, and walked into the room on his own initiative, and said proudly: "It's not that you will die in peace, but if you don't join the supernatural bureau, you will be overqualified.
I know that you are the underworld of the Hell Forum now, but the Hell Forum is not as good as our Supernatural Bureau. Only when you join our Supernatural Bureau will you have a bright future, a brilliant career, and a splendid life.
And you can still earn a salary of 3000 yuan a month, there is a special canteen, you can eat for free, you can eat whatever you want, and there are young ladies who will carry out tasks with you, what a wonderful and tempting job! "
Ye Qing narrowed his eyes slightly.
"Amitabha, do you have a young lady? Is it pretty?"
Xi Maoyou said proudly: "Maybe it's not good-looking? Our young ladies in the Supernatural Bureau are all models. There is nothing to say about their figure. Their appearance is called a water spirit. I am just too old.
I'm a bit bald, my daughter-in-law is more concerned, or I have to draw a few, you are different, look at your handsome appearance, handsome appearance, if you go to the supernatural bureau, it is Andy Lau who strayed into the women's group, Not even for an emperor! "
Ye Qing laughed out loud.
Immediately threw the subduing magic pestle on the sofa, and smiled slowly: "I still have two cans of beer in the refrigerator, sausages and so on, let's drink some!"
"Right on my mind!"
Xi Maoyou was convinced by his three-inch tongue, seeing Ye Qing's so lewd smile, his heart must have been moved.
In fact, there are no young ladies in the Ghost Bureau, only a few old women, one cooks, one sweeps the floor, one washes dishes, one does laundry, and there is an aunt who often calls them to eat when they shit.
The main reason is that the supernatural bureau is the work of men, and women can't do it.
There were a few women before, but after working for a few days, one was crazy, one was in a vegetable state, three peed their pants, and five pulled their pants.
Can't say these things now, otherwise Ye Qing won't do it.
First fool Ye Qing to the supernatural bureau, everything else is easy to talk about.
Ye Qing opened the beer, respected Xi Maoyou, took a sausage, and handed it to Xi Maoyou.
Without even thinking about it, Xi Maoyou opened the sausage and ate it.
While eating, he said: "I knew you would like to drink some. Before I came, I would bake some blue strings or something to accompany you to drink. But ham sausage is also fine, this thing is still very hungry!"
But while eating, Xi Maoyou felt that the taste of this sausage was a bit wrong.
How can you taste the smell of pants?
"Where did you buy this sausage? Why is the taste so special?"
Ye Qing smiled calmly and said: "Amitabha, this sausage is a special sausage I bought at the small shop in front of the school two years ago, and I haven't been willing to eat it all these years!"
Xi Maoyou laughed when he heard this.
But after laughing, Xi Maoyou frowned and said in tears: "As a person, the most important thing is to be virtuous, humane, and emotional.
You can't be wicked, but also inhumane and ruthless. The special sausage from the year before last must have expired at that time, and then you let me eat it, and I thank you...I...Where is the bathroom? "
When he was talking, Xi Maoyou's stomach couldn't handle it, and it made a gurgling sound.
Ye Qing grinned and said, "The bathroom is blocked, so I can't use it. If you do this, turn left when you go out, then take No. 173, get off at Jiangnan Museum, there are public restrooms there!"
Xi Maoyou, who was clutching his stomach and sweating all over his face, was about to cry.
From here to the Jiangnan Museum, it takes at least an hour to sit.
He can do it, if he is great, he will pull it on the road.
The key is that I am afraid that the entire 173 road will be paralyzed.
Fortunately, he has a car downstairs, so he doesn't need to go to the museum, just go to the hospital.
So Xi Maoyou didn't have time to say anything, clutching his stomach, and rushed out.
Ye Qing smiled proudly: "Finally I can sleep peacefully!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Qing locked the door, got into the warm bed, and snored after a while.
But that sausage collapsed after being tortured by Xi Maoyou.
His subordinates were all bewildered.
I went to the hotel before, and my clothes were gone.
This time I went to Ye Qing's house and was directly hospitalized.
What the hell has he been through.
The expressionless subordinate also said to Xi Maoyou who was washing his stomach: "Forget it, you are going to invite Ye Qing, I think your life will die!"
Xi Maoyou can't speak now, but he won't give up in his heart.
In a blink of an eye, it was ten o'clock in the morning of the next day.
Ye Qing was awakened by the ringing of the phone.
He answered the phone very impatiently, and said: "Amitabha, I am sleeping in the sauna with my teacher, so you wake me up, what do you want?"
An old man's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.
"Hey, what are you doing here? I'm from the zoo. Didn't you accept my task? It's already noon, why don't you come here?"
Ye Qing sat up slowly, and said impatiently: "I'll go later!"
The old man said anxiously: "Hurry up, the animals are all crazy, chasing our breeder, that bite, even the bastards in the water are crazy, they ate all my leather shoes yesterday!"
"That's what I said, you can eat a shoe for that shitty thing, and if you want to eat anything else, you have to have enough!"
"That is to say, but the bastards we raise are all big. There is a bastard who lives for 500 years. He stands taller than me and can eat!"
Ye Qing said disdainfully: "Have you ever seen a bastard standing up? Are you raising a bastard or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"
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