In the Taoist temple, there are not only women's laughter, but also the singing of Huadan.
This is Yinshan Mountain, how could there be an opera troupe singing here?
When you think about it, you feel the cold on your neck, pulling Ye Qing to leave.
Ye Qing was so bored, he was thinking about where to find some ghosts to play with, isn't that what happened?
go?
How can it be?
Instead, Ye Qing grabbed the hand of Youyou, laughed and said: "There is a play to watch, let's go, go and see!"
Youyoucai said with a sad face: "Ye Qing, are you crazy? How can there be a troupe singing here, all of them are lonely ghosts, you are not afraid of me, you have to see for yourself, I will go!"
"Amitabha, then you can kiss as you please, anyway, I want to see how that Hua Dan looks, if she is a bit pretty, then I will play with her too!"
Tuyoucai suddenly pursed his lips obscenely, squinted his eyes and said, "You can also play female ghosts?"
"I can even play with male ghosts, let alone female ghosts?" After saying that, Ye Qing walked towards the Taoist temple.
[The system reminds the host: The system scans that there is an evil spirit in front of it. This evil spirit is quite special, with a combat power of 30000, but it is not an attack power, but a charm! 】
[The level of this evil spirit is enough to trigger the passive task, and at the same time, the system has activated the Buddha light body protection for the host! 】
"Charm? Isn't it just a sexy ghost? It's not like I haven't surpassed a sexy ghost, so what's so scary!"
And the unique talent thinks about it, if Ye Qing is not by his side, he might not be able to get out of the shadowy mountain.
Stay and wait for Ye Qing, it's not bad to see that female ghost by the way.
So, Youcai followed behind Ye Qing, and they both walked into the Taoist temple.
At this time, the Taoist temple has completely become a theater.
A stage surrounded by red flowers was set up in front, and there was actually a group of audience below, sitting around a dozen or so square tables, listening with fascination, the Huadan on the stage with facial makeup and costumes.
Huadan's every word, every frown and smile, and her demeanor are all like a famous artist and a hero in Liyuan.
It's just that, in Ye Qing's eyes, it's just a pink skull, except for the real costume, the rest are all fake.
Including the pastries, melon seeds, and tea on the table, they are all stones and soil.
Those audiences were also a group of lonely ghosts, shaking their heads there, as if there were maggots growing in their crotch, listening to it with gusto.
There happened to be an empty table, Ye Qing immediately sat on the table, following the example of those people, shaking his head and listening.
Although that Huadan is an evil spirit, it is said that her attack power is 30000, but her singing is still very good.
Especially when I sang emotionally, the continuous babbling seemed to cheer me up.
Tu Youcai also sat beside him, grinning his teeth and looking left and right, he asked strangely: "Why do these people wag their heads and tails while watching a play? Does it sound so good?"
Ye Qing smiled calmly: "Who knows what's wrong with these idiots? Just listen to the show, and you have to shake your neck!"
While they were talking, a man with a white towel on his shoulders came up to the two of them.
"You two are listening to an opera, what do you want to drink, this shop has good tea and pastries!"
This is really a ghost show, and it's a scene.
Ye Qing immediately laughed and said: "I don't drink tea, I want some burnt knives!"
The man smiled and said, "There are burning knives too, please wait a moment, sir!"
Before the buddy left, Ye Qing immediately called to stop him.
"This little guy wait a moment, there is only wine, no food, and you can't taste it!"
The guy laughed and said, "You're right, you're right, what would you like to eat?"
Ye Qing turned to look at Youcai, and said with a smile: "Brother, come and order, order two hard dishes!"
Youcai looked at the guy coldly, and felt that the guy's smile was very weird.
It's like trying to grab his trouser fork at any time.
"It's better for you to order, I'm not hungry, I'm not thirsty, and I'm not wearing a trouser fork either!"
Ye Qing is a bit confused, whether he wears pants forks, what does it have to do with ordering food?
Since he doesn't order it, order it yourself.
"Dude, let's cook boiled fish, boiled sliced meat, boiled bastard, boiled your father's thigh, and boiled your mother's two hundred catties super big ass!"
The clerk suddenly put away his smile, and said gloomily: "It's a mess, right? You fucking know that we're not living people, but just a group of lonely ghosts having fun here. You can order whatever we have. It makes sense,
How the hell can I give you a full banquet?You even boiled my dad's thighs, aren't you afraid to eat your mouth full of leg hair? "
Ye Qing laughed and said: "How dare you say that you are not alive!"
"Nonsense, who the hell is here to play tricks on the team, something is wrong, what do you order?"
"Can you order songs? Don't say you can't, all troupes can order songs!"
The guy looked back at Hua Dan.
Hua Dan had seen Ye Qing a long time ago, and at the same time saw that unique talent.
What Gui Lianfan told himself was that he only needs to kill that follower, and try not to provoke Ye Qing.
So she nodded slightly, indicating that the guy could order a song.
She was a famous opera artist during her lifetime, and there is nothing she can't do.
And she didn't think there was anything Ye Qing couldn't provoke, he was just a bald donkey.
Both of them have to die here.
The guy turned his head and said to Ye Qing: "You can order music!"
Ye Qing thought for a while and said, "Then let's go to the window first!"
The guy rolled his eyes, frowned and thought for a long time, but he had never heard of this play.
Thinking about it, Ye Qing must be playing weird again.
The angry guy immediately said viciously: "Are you going to the grave to burn newspapers, fooling ghosts, and poking out the window? I'm still poking out the bag, is this a joke?"
Ye Qing chuckled.
"Even your father knows it's a popular opera, your Huadan can't sing, I'll teach her how to sing!"
After saying that, Ye Qing stepped onto the stage directly.
That Hua Dan was still a little surprised, and immediately took two steps back delicately.
Ye Qing then laughed and said: "Little girl, don't be afraid, I'll teach you how to sing!"
Teach yourself to sing?
Might as well teach yourself how to tie your shoes.
She is the originator of Huadan, can she still sing?
Ye Qing wasn't shy either, turned around and began to sing in style.
"He sang about meeting old acquaintances in a foreign country, and every step of the way is lovesickness..."
Ye Qing actually sang well, but his voice sounded a bit like a donkey braying.
The special talent couldn't stand it anymore, he patted the table and shouted: "Oh, I'm so stupid, you stop singing, those who don't know think this is a donkey pen!"
However, Hua Dan next to her was fascinated by it.
She is not a fan of Ye Qing, but this song, it is so euphemistic and beautiful.
It turns out that the play can still be sung like this.
This is Yinshan Mountain, how could there be an opera troupe singing here?
When you think about it, you feel the cold on your neck, pulling Ye Qing to leave.
Ye Qing was so bored, he was thinking about where to find some ghosts to play with, isn't that what happened?
go?
How can it be?
Instead, Ye Qing grabbed the hand of Youyou, laughed and said: "There is a play to watch, let's go, go and see!"
Youyoucai said with a sad face: "Ye Qing, are you crazy? How can there be a troupe singing here, all of them are lonely ghosts, you are not afraid of me, you have to see for yourself, I will go!"
"Amitabha, then you can kiss as you please, anyway, I want to see how that Hua Dan looks, if she is a bit pretty, then I will play with her too!"
Tuyoucai suddenly pursed his lips obscenely, squinted his eyes and said, "You can also play female ghosts?"
"I can even play with male ghosts, let alone female ghosts?" After saying that, Ye Qing walked towards the Taoist temple.
[The system reminds the host: The system scans that there is an evil spirit in front of it. This evil spirit is quite special, with a combat power of 30000, but it is not an attack power, but a charm! 】
[The level of this evil spirit is enough to trigger the passive task, and at the same time, the system has activated the Buddha light body protection for the host! 】
"Charm? Isn't it just a sexy ghost? It's not like I haven't surpassed a sexy ghost, so what's so scary!"
And the unique talent thinks about it, if Ye Qing is not by his side, he might not be able to get out of the shadowy mountain.
Stay and wait for Ye Qing, it's not bad to see that female ghost by the way.
So, Youcai followed behind Ye Qing, and they both walked into the Taoist temple.
At this time, the Taoist temple has completely become a theater.
A stage surrounded by red flowers was set up in front, and there was actually a group of audience below, sitting around a dozen or so square tables, listening with fascination, the Huadan on the stage with facial makeup and costumes.
Huadan's every word, every frown and smile, and her demeanor are all like a famous artist and a hero in Liyuan.
It's just that, in Ye Qing's eyes, it's just a pink skull, except for the real costume, the rest are all fake.
Including the pastries, melon seeds, and tea on the table, they are all stones and soil.
Those audiences were also a group of lonely ghosts, shaking their heads there, as if there were maggots growing in their crotch, listening to it with gusto.
There happened to be an empty table, Ye Qing immediately sat on the table, following the example of those people, shaking his head and listening.
Although that Huadan is an evil spirit, it is said that her attack power is 30000, but her singing is still very good.
Especially when I sang emotionally, the continuous babbling seemed to cheer me up.
Tu Youcai also sat beside him, grinning his teeth and looking left and right, he asked strangely: "Why do these people wag their heads and tails while watching a play? Does it sound so good?"
Ye Qing smiled calmly: "Who knows what's wrong with these idiots? Just listen to the show, and you have to shake your neck!"
While they were talking, a man with a white towel on his shoulders came up to the two of them.
"You two are listening to an opera, what do you want to drink, this shop has good tea and pastries!"
This is really a ghost show, and it's a scene.
Ye Qing immediately laughed and said: "I don't drink tea, I want some burnt knives!"
The man smiled and said, "There are burning knives too, please wait a moment, sir!"
Before the buddy left, Ye Qing immediately called to stop him.
"This little guy wait a moment, there is only wine, no food, and you can't taste it!"
The guy laughed and said, "You're right, you're right, what would you like to eat?"
Ye Qing turned to look at Youcai, and said with a smile: "Brother, come and order, order two hard dishes!"
Youcai looked at the guy coldly, and felt that the guy's smile was very weird.
It's like trying to grab his trouser fork at any time.
"It's better for you to order, I'm not hungry, I'm not thirsty, and I'm not wearing a trouser fork either!"
Ye Qing is a bit confused, whether he wears pants forks, what does it have to do with ordering food?
Since he doesn't order it, order it yourself.
"Dude, let's cook boiled fish, boiled sliced meat, boiled bastard, boiled your father's thigh, and boiled your mother's two hundred catties super big ass!"
The clerk suddenly put away his smile, and said gloomily: "It's a mess, right? You fucking know that we're not living people, but just a group of lonely ghosts having fun here. You can order whatever we have. It makes sense,
How the hell can I give you a full banquet?You even boiled my dad's thighs, aren't you afraid to eat your mouth full of leg hair? "
Ye Qing laughed and said: "How dare you say that you are not alive!"
"Nonsense, who the hell is here to play tricks on the team, something is wrong, what do you order?"
"Can you order songs? Don't say you can't, all troupes can order songs!"
The guy looked back at Hua Dan.
Hua Dan had seen Ye Qing a long time ago, and at the same time saw that unique talent.
What Gui Lianfan told himself was that he only needs to kill that follower, and try not to provoke Ye Qing.
So she nodded slightly, indicating that the guy could order a song.
She was a famous opera artist during her lifetime, and there is nothing she can't do.
And she didn't think there was anything Ye Qing couldn't provoke, he was just a bald donkey.
Both of them have to die here.
The guy turned his head and said to Ye Qing: "You can order music!"
Ye Qing thought for a while and said, "Then let's go to the window first!"
The guy rolled his eyes, frowned and thought for a long time, but he had never heard of this play.
Thinking about it, Ye Qing must be playing weird again.
The angry guy immediately said viciously: "Are you going to the grave to burn newspapers, fooling ghosts, and poking out the window? I'm still poking out the bag, is this a joke?"
Ye Qing chuckled.
"Even your father knows it's a popular opera, your Huadan can't sing, I'll teach her how to sing!"
After saying that, Ye Qing stepped onto the stage directly.
That Hua Dan was still a little surprised, and immediately took two steps back delicately.
Ye Qing then laughed and said: "Little girl, don't be afraid, I'll teach you how to sing!"
Teach yourself to sing?
Might as well teach yourself how to tie your shoes.
She is the originator of Huadan, can she still sing?
Ye Qing wasn't shy either, turned around and began to sing in style.
"He sang about meeting old acquaintances in a foreign country, and every step of the way is lovesickness..."
Ye Qing actually sang well, but his voice sounded a bit like a donkey braying.
The special talent couldn't stand it anymore, he patted the table and shouted: "Oh, I'm so stupid, you stop singing, those who don't know think this is a donkey pen!"
However, Hua Dan next to her was fascinated by it.
She is not a fan of Ye Qing, but this song, it is so euphemistic and beautiful.
It turns out that the play can still be sung like this.
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