Resurrection of spirits: When I see spirits, my eyes glow
Chapter 107 Appearance Fee 2
Ye Qing just smiled knowingly, clasped his hands together, and said calmly: "Amitabha, Mao Qing, Mao Qing, when you were born, was your chicken stolen by a thief, so that your mother didn't have enough milk to feed it?" you,
That's why I made you so obsessed?Don't even think about it, the guy next to me is the king of ghosts, but we are human, what do you think he is a good man and a faithful woman?
This old monk can honestly tell you that he is more thoughtless than you. Do you think he has enough IQ to distinguish between friends and foes?He can't tell whether a person two meters away is a man or a woman. Is there something wrong with you telling him this? "
The Undead King heard that Ye Qing was scolding himself.
It was on fire.
"You don't distinguish between men and women, you don't distinguish between humans and animals, no matter how heartless I am, I don't have that stupid old man who is heartless, don't talk sarcastic here, I will kill the old man first, and I will kill you!"
Mao Qing was also furious when he heard this.
But what Ye Qing said makes sense, as the saying goes, people messing around with ghosts is purely stupid.
It's better to try to kill this ghost king before talking about other things.
Mao Qing was a Taoist priest after all, so he had some experience in dealing with ghosts.
This time I don't need those social tricks either.
Grinning his teeth, he waved his hands, and a talisman suddenly appeared in his hand.
Both Ye Qing and the ghost king were amazed.
The ghost king also asked curiously: "This old idiot, where did you hide the talisman paper?"
Ye Qing also said suspiciously: "I saw him dig a handful in his trousers, it should be hidden in the trouser fork, don't mention it, it's very good to hide in that place, it's warm and secure, you can use it anytime, anywhere , You don’t even need to wipe your ass when shitting!”
Mao Qing was furious over there.
There is a fight here, where did the two beasts study where they hid the talisman?
Are they pretending to be so natural?
An angry Mao Qing clamped the talisman paper with both fingers, and said in his mouth silently: "Heavenly Lord descends to earth, heaven and earth have two ways, three doors are opened wide, women take a bath, men pee, Master Nantian Guizong will bless this way, and the three gods will kill your talisman paper!" Together, take your life!"
The moment the three dead you talisman papers were thrown, there was a strong wind, flying sand and rocks, and changing color in the void.
The talisman paper turned into a red fire, entwining the Undead Ghost King.
The fire immediately turned into hundreds of punches and thousands of kicks, punching and kicking the ghost king.
The Undead Ghost King was in astonishment, and the one who was beaten was shaking from side to side, shaking his hips, brushing his hair and face, dancing with his hands and feet, and staggering, even doing a Rumba step.
Ye Qing's eyes widened, and he exclaimed in surprise: "Awesome, this talisman can actually combine gangster punches, slapping legs, finger picking, throat locking, armpit scratching, crotch kicking, and toe stomping into one, really! It is the paper tyrant among the talisman papers!"
Mao Qing raised his fingers to the sky, his eyes were about to burst, his face was covered with sweat, and then he made another round of Dao seals, and shouted: "Look at my move, violent swing!"
In an instant, the fists and feet in the flames suddenly pulled out folding chairs, hammers, maces, mops, and big leather boots, and beat the ghost king indiscriminately without head or face.
As soon as the cloth was mopped down for the last time, the Ghost King's eyes met, and he fell straight on the ground.
The effect of the talisman paper also disappeared at this time.
Mao Qing wiped the sweat from his forehead, walked up to the ghost king and took a look, the idiot ghost king was foaming at the mouth, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he twitched a few times, and then stopped moving.
Seeing that the ghost king was killed, Mao Qing immediately pretended to be coercive and said: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, pretending to be cowardly with the poor, can't you kill you?"
But Ye Qing next to him didn't feel anything at all.
It's useless to fight like this, not to mention that the ghost king won't die, and after resurrection, his combat effectiveness will increase.
At that time, it will be more difficult to fight.
At this time, Mao Qing said again: "You see, fighting ghosts has to be the ability of our Taoists. Your little ability is not enough!"
Ye Qing really didn't want to discourage his enthusiasm.
But he really didn't want to see him pretending to be aggressive, so he shook his head helplessly and said, "Can you act like a human being? See if he's dead?"
After Ye Qing finished speaking, the Undead Ghost King suddenly sat up.
Mao Qing was so scared that he shouted in surprise: "Nani?"
The Undead Ghost King wiped the froth from his mouth, looked at Mao Qing coldly, and said gloomyly: "Hey, your father has such a leg, the talisman paper is very powerful, this was hit by me, at that moment I seemed to have returned At the time of the Taoist temple,
But you think too much, I can't die at all, on the contrary, I want to kill you! "
Ye Qing could hear clearly.
This Undead Ghost King, so he still remembered the despair and pain he felt after being rejected.
This may be the key to saving him.
At the same time, Mao Qing was extremely shocked.
I have never encountered such a difficult ghost king.
refuses to die.
Isn't it a bit of a hooligan?
But now the ghost king and him are considered to be on the hook.
If you can't kill yourself, you have to fight.
He can't, isn't there Ye Qing?
However, when Mao Qing raised his head, wanting Ye Qing to help, Ye Qing disappeared unexpectedly.
I don't know when I left.
An angry Mao Qing yelled: "Are you a fool, Ye Qing, why don't you leave as soon as you say, how can the poor do this ghost king?"
At this moment, Ye Qing has returned to the guest room.
He wasn't worried about Mao Qing at all.
The eyes of life and death have already seen that Mao Qing's lifespan is still very long, and if he works hard, he can survive the bastard.
What he has to do now is to immediately call the Taoist nun Honglian of the Red Lotus Temple and ask her to help.
Mao Qing's two blows were not good at all, and he couldn't kill the ghost king.
Even if the two of them joined forces, they couldn't be the opponent of the ghost king.
Now Taoist Honglian has to come forward, or there is a way to kill this ghost king.
When the phone was connected, Taoist Honglian complained: "Stinky boy, I just thought of calling the old nun now, where have you been?"
Ye Qing sighed and said: "Where is there still time to go wild now? My old man is in the Lake Bay Scenic Area. I met an undead ghost king. I really can't kill him. Mao Qing from Hammer Temple has come, but let the ghost king beat you!" I almost forgot how to poop,
After thinking about it, I still have to ask my master to come forward to deal with that undead ghost king! "
Hong Lian frowned slightly, and asked in confusion: "Why is Mao Qing so careless to get involved? Where is his master Nantian Guizong?"
Ye Qing said slowly: "Recently, Nantian Guizhong is feeling a little depressed. He always wants to take off the old lady's pants and go to a mental hospital to recuperate. He can't help me!"
However, Daoist Honglian snorted coldly and scolded angrily: "Why do you feel a little depressed? Didn't you play tricks on me? Do you really think that the old nun doesn't know anything?"
"It's useless to say these things now, it's true to kill the undead ghost king first, and you just say can you help me?"
"How much is the appearance fee?" Honglian would not help in vain.
"20 yuan is all right?"
The angry nun Honglian scolded: "I'm so willing to ask for it, are you willing to give it? 20 yuan, what do you think of you?"
That's why I made you so obsessed?Don't even think about it, the guy next to me is the king of ghosts, but we are human, what do you think he is a good man and a faithful woman?
This old monk can honestly tell you that he is more thoughtless than you. Do you think he has enough IQ to distinguish between friends and foes?He can't tell whether a person two meters away is a man or a woman. Is there something wrong with you telling him this? "
The Undead King heard that Ye Qing was scolding himself.
It was on fire.
"You don't distinguish between men and women, you don't distinguish between humans and animals, no matter how heartless I am, I don't have that stupid old man who is heartless, don't talk sarcastic here, I will kill the old man first, and I will kill you!"
Mao Qing was also furious when he heard this.
But what Ye Qing said makes sense, as the saying goes, people messing around with ghosts is purely stupid.
It's better to try to kill this ghost king before talking about other things.
Mao Qing was a Taoist priest after all, so he had some experience in dealing with ghosts.
This time I don't need those social tricks either.
Grinning his teeth, he waved his hands, and a talisman suddenly appeared in his hand.
Both Ye Qing and the ghost king were amazed.
The ghost king also asked curiously: "This old idiot, where did you hide the talisman paper?"
Ye Qing also said suspiciously: "I saw him dig a handful in his trousers, it should be hidden in the trouser fork, don't mention it, it's very good to hide in that place, it's warm and secure, you can use it anytime, anywhere , You don’t even need to wipe your ass when shitting!”
Mao Qing was furious over there.
There is a fight here, where did the two beasts study where they hid the talisman?
Are they pretending to be so natural?
An angry Mao Qing clamped the talisman paper with both fingers, and said in his mouth silently: "Heavenly Lord descends to earth, heaven and earth have two ways, three doors are opened wide, women take a bath, men pee, Master Nantian Guizong will bless this way, and the three gods will kill your talisman paper!" Together, take your life!"
The moment the three dead you talisman papers were thrown, there was a strong wind, flying sand and rocks, and changing color in the void.
The talisman paper turned into a red fire, entwining the Undead Ghost King.
The fire immediately turned into hundreds of punches and thousands of kicks, punching and kicking the ghost king.
The Undead Ghost King was in astonishment, and the one who was beaten was shaking from side to side, shaking his hips, brushing his hair and face, dancing with his hands and feet, and staggering, even doing a Rumba step.
Ye Qing's eyes widened, and he exclaimed in surprise: "Awesome, this talisman can actually combine gangster punches, slapping legs, finger picking, throat locking, armpit scratching, crotch kicking, and toe stomping into one, really! It is the paper tyrant among the talisman papers!"
Mao Qing raised his fingers to the sky, his eyes were about to burst, his face was covered with sweat, and then he made another round of Dao seals, and shouted: "Look at my move, violent swing!"
In an instant, the fists and feet in the flames suddenly pulled out folding chairs, hammers, maces, mops, and big leather boots, and beat the ghost king indiscriminately without head or face.
As soon as the cloth was mopped down for the last time, the Ghost King's eyes met, and he fell straight on the ground.
The effect of the talisman paper also disappeared at this time.
Mao Qing wiped the sweat from his forehead, walked up to the ghost king and took a look, the idiot ghost king was foaming at the mouth, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he twitched a few times, and then stopped moving.
Seeing that the ghost king was killed, Mao Qing immediately pretended to be coercive and said: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, pretending to be cowardly with the poor, can't you kill you?"
But Ye Qing next to him didn't feel anything at all.
It's useless to fight like this, not to mention that the ghost king won't die, and after resurrection, his combat effectiveness will increase.
At that time, it will be more difficult to fight.
At this time, Mao Qing said again: "You see, fighting ghosts has to be the ability of our Taoists. Your little ability is not enough!"
Ye Qing really didn't want to discourage his enthusiasm.
But he really didn't want to see him pretending to be aggressive, so he shook his head helplessly and said, "Can you act like a human being? See if he's dead?"
After Ye Qing finished speaking, the Undead Ghost King suddenly sat up.
Mao Qing was so scared that he shouted in surprise: "Nani?"
The Undead Ghost King wiped the froth from his mouth, looked at Mao Qing coldly, and said gloomyly: "Hey, your father has such a leg, the talisman paper is very powerful, this was hit by me, at that moment I seemed to have returned At the time of the Taoist temple,
But you think too much, I can't die at all, on the contrary, I want to kill you! "
Ye Qing could hear clearly.
This Undead Ghost King, so he still remembered the despair and pain he felt after being rejected.
This may be the key to saving him.
At the same time, Mao Qing was extremely shocked.
I have never encountered such a difficult ghost king.
refuses to die.
Isn't it a bit of a hooligan?
But now the ghost king and him are considered to be on the hook.
If you can't kill yourself, you have to fight.
He can't, isn't there Ye Qing?
However, when Mao Qing raised his head, wanting Ye Qing to help, Ye Qing disappeared unexpectedly.
I don't know when I left.
An angry Mao Qing yelled: "Are you a fool, Ye Qing, why don't you leave as soon as you say, how can the poor do this ghost king?"
At this moment, Ye Qing has returned to the guest room.
He wasn't worried about Mao Qing at all.
The eyes of life and death have already seen that Mao Qing's lifespan is still very long, and if he works hard, he can survive the bastard.
What he has to do now is to immediately call the Taoist nun Honglian of the Red Lotus Temple and ask her to help.
Mao Qing's two blows were not good at all, and he couldn't kill the ghost king.
Even if the two of them joined forces, they couldn't be the opponent of the ghost king.
Now Taoist Honglian has to come forward, or there is a way to kill this ghost king.
When the phone was connected, Taoist Honglian complained: "Stinky boy, I just thought of calling the old nun now, where have you been?"
Ye Qing sighed and said: "Where is there still time to go wild now? My old man is in the Lake Bay Scenic Area. I met an undead ghost king. I really can't kill him. Mao Qing from Hammer Temple has come, but let the ghost king beat you!" I almost forgot how to poop,
After thinking about it, I still have to ask my master to come forward to deal with that undead ghost king! "
Hong Lian frowned slightly, and asked in confusion: "Why is Mao Qing so careless to get involved? Where is his master Nantian Guizong?"
Ye Qing said slowly: "Recently, Nantian Guizhong is feeling a little depressed. He always wants to take off the old lady's pants and go to a mental hospital to recuperate. He can't help me!"
However, Daoist Honglian snorted coldly and scolded angrily: "Why do you feel a little depressed? Didn't you play tricks on me? Do you really think that the old nun doesn't know anything?"
"It's useless to say these things now, it's true to kill the undead ghost king first, and you just say can you help me?"
"How much is the appearance fee?" Honglian would not help in vain.
"20 yuan is all right?"
The angry nun Honglian scolded: "I'm so willing to ask for it, are you willing to give it? 20 yuan, what do you think of you?"
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