Resurrection of spirits: When I see spirits, my eyes glow

Different from other ghost kings, it has such a cool way of appearing.

The appearance of this ghost king is like someone stole his crotch pants, looking at the back, it is extremely sad.

The breeze was blowing his long messy hair at the temples, and his hands were behind his back, as if the thousands of miles of rivers and mountains in front of him belonged to him.

Ye Qing came directly to his side, looked at the lake in front of him, and impromptuly recited a poem.

"Ah, the surface of the lake, you are like that old lady's face, full of ripples, ah, the surface of the lake, I am willing to use a splash of urine to heal your old scars, let the fish roam freely, and make the crabs fatter, Let Wang Ba get fatter!"

The ghost king next to him was about to cry.

What kind of thing is this, reading poems at the first sight of disagreement?

It’s fine if you want to think about it, and it’s fine if you read something with a bit of charm or thought.

Why come up with such a few sentences.

Thinking that he is also a cultured ghost king, isn't this an insult to him?

The ghost king immediately snorted coldly, and said disdainfully: "What do you think you're reading? Listen to me and I'll read you a poem, and let you see what poetry is!"

"Huwan, Huwan, you are like that woman's thigh, stirring my heartstrings. I would like to use a pair of noble socks to embellish the hair on that leg, and let you soothe my lonely heart in the flow of sexiness!"

Ye Qing was a little confused.

Then he said very disdainfully: "I thought you could make something educated, and you are not as good as the old man!"

What a big breath.

The ghost king was very dissatisfied and said: "Aren't you convinced? Then do you dare to talk to me? The nickname I was given is called you!"

Ye Qing was even more unconvinced and said: "The nickname they gave me is called you, come on, let's use this lake as the theme, win clothes, dare to play?"

The ghost king was not afraid, and said clearly: "Okay, come on, I will say the first sentence, you say the next sentence, I will start first, there will be a light on the lake!"

Ye Qing sneered and said: "Your father carries the big bed!"

Where is this guy's poetry? Isn't this scolding ghosts?
The angry ghost king only licked his big lips.

Following her earnest persuasion, she said: "No, you can't talk like that. Poetry is an elegant cultural activity, and you can't curse people. Why is my father resisting the big bed? This doesn't count, let's start again!"

This time, let me say it first, the night wind blows the quiet lake night! "

Ye Qing immediately said: "Your mother cut up the vegetables on the roof!"

The ghost king was angry, his expression was as if the chicken had been pecked instead of killing the chicken.

Grinning her teeth, she scolded: "Your mother is cutting vegetables on the roof. Don't you have any vegetables? Do you have to go to the roof to cut vegetables? And don't you play cards according to the routine? That's fine, we'll just play Mai Tai. Whoever loses will take off his clothes!"

Ye Qing has never been afraid of anyone playing this game.

Immediately clasped his hands together, smiled slowly and said: "Amitabha, I will accompany you to the end!"

"Listen to me!" The ghost king snorted coldly, and said, "Your father jumped to the lake and chased after him!"

Ye Qing said with a smile: "Your mother took a shower and daddy peed!"

"Your ancestors fell into the cesspit!"

"Your grandpa will go crazy when he shits!"

The ghost king seemed to be knocked back several steps by an invisible shock wave.

Looking at Ye Qing viciously, he said coldly: "What a poisonous poem!"

Ye Qing laughed and said: "Amitabha, you lose, take off your clothes, this is called willing to bet and admit defeat!"

The ghost king didn't bother, and immediately took off his coat.

Anyway, he is the king of ghosts, so he is not afraid of running naked, but afraid of taking off his clothes?

Ye Qing picked up the coat and threw it directly into the lake.

"Come again!"

The Ghost King shouted majestically, and said, "I am the Great Emperor of Heaven and Earth!"

"It's actually a big bastard!"

"Come and kowtow to me!"

"Your father jumped off the building after eating shit!"

The ghost king was hit hard again.

He yelled loudly and gave himself two big mouths on the spot.

Ye Qing chuckled and said, "Take off your clothes, I'm willing to admit defeat!"

The ghost king didn't hesitate, and immediately took off his shirt, and he was already naked.

Ye Qing also threw his clothes into the lake, followed by provocatively: "Do you still want to play?"

If you lose this badass, can you not play?

The ghost king pointed at Ye Qing with a sharp sword, and said: "Hugh is crazy, let's compare again, let me say first,

Your father was carried by a ghost while sleeping! "

"Your father died without a coffin!"

"Your grandma is beaten and shouted to come back!"

"Your mother's chicken coop is the top card!"

The ghost king is about to vomit blood.

For half my life's poems, today's poems are actually paired like this.

I really met a master.

Ye Qing said disdainfully: "What are you thinking, you look at your disgrace, and you have a poem with me? Take off your pants, and you are willing to bet!"

With his pants off, the King of Ghosts only had a pair of trousers left.

Think about how fucking you didn't take a walk.

Originally, I wanted to enjoy the scenery of the lake, but somehow I wrote a poem with someone.

As a result, only a pair of trousers and forks are left for the loser.

Ye Qing then asked: "Do you still want to play? Continue?"

The ghost king snorted coldly, and said: "I'm not playing anymore, I have no capital, I still have to wear my trousers and forks, I'm playing some other day, I'll go home and get dressed first!"

If you lose, you want to leave. How can it be so easy?
Ye Qing took a step forward and said coldly: "Where else do you want to go? You were originally a scholar more than 200 years ago, and you have read a lot of books, but you like Taoist culture and always wanted to be an old Taoist.

So you went to a Taoist temple at that time, and then the Taoist said that you were so ugly, like a duck whose mouth was cut off, and drove you out of the Taoist temple.
In a fit of anger, you threw yourself into this bay, drowned, and became a dead ghost. Later, you were revived with the help of spiritual recovery, but you have a living memory. You remember a book you once read.

It is said that if you absorb the yang energy of 500 people, you can become a living person again, so you are here, absorbing yang energy everywhere, and you have killed so many people, you want to go back, you asked the old monk to agree Yet? "

The ghost king was startled suddenly, and his eyes turned cold.

Bursts of ghostly air quickly circled up.

The ghost king then said coldly: "You know me, and I know you too, but do you think you will be my opponent? You can just swear at poems, but in other things, you are just like those previous errants, destined to be dead." Die at my hands!"

Ye Qing thought this was too ridiculous.

More than 10000 combat power, dare to be so arrogant?
Who gave him the courage?Who gave him confidence?
"Amitabha, you've lost so much that you're left with nothing but your pants, why do you have the face to shout here, let me show you what you're capable of!"

The ghost king didn't say anything, and suddenly opened his mouth.

He didn't just open his mouth, he grinned desperately. In the end, it seemed that his face was covered with mouths, and he couldn't see other organs.

Then stick out your tongue.

Ye Qing even wondered why this ghost's tongue is so long, it's not doing anything, it sticks out more than two meters long.

And it continues to grow.

What disgusted Ye Qing the most was that the Ghost King's tongue had entangled him to death.