The school girl at the same table can't be a middle school girl

"The origin of life should be known, right?"

the little blue man asked.

"I know that."

"For example, when you were a little tadpole, you came to this world by outrunning thousands of your peers, and I was able to come into this world by outrunning my thousands of Blue Star brothers. .”

Well, this is a very vivid metaphor.

The little blue man nodded to himself, very satisfied with his intelligence, and then said.

"As for the relationship between Blue Star and Earth, it's similar to a parallel world. There will be things and people that should exist. Anyway, this doesn't need to be paid much attention to."

"As for the fact that I'm here to be your wingman, to be your light bulb, to illuminate the beauty of you and your wife, don't worry, you don't have to worry about my quality, one knot is better than six knots."

"So, my identity is probably like this, can you understand?" After speaking, the little blue man nodded.

Presumably, he quoted the scriptures in an orderly manner, and I believe that playing the piano to a cow, the cow can also have an epiphany.

"En." Jiang Chen nodded thoughtfully, and then said.

"Just like Doraemon, or the plumbers in Guangu, no way, are you my imaginary friend?"

"Then I should also fantasize about being the same as Lu Xiaobu, for example, Ozawa is enjoying the wind again."

Jiang Chen talked to himself.

"No, I'm still a little different from them."

The little blue man retorted.

"Ok."

Jiang Chen nodded, then suddenly thought of something, and stared at the little blue human in front of him.

"By the way, the lights at home suddenly went out just now. This is your handwriting."

"Of course, this is the power of magic." The little blue man said with a proud face.

The power of magic?
As Papa said, use magic to defeat magic.

Looking at the elf who claimed to be from another world in front of him, Jiang Chen suddenly slowly raised his right hand, covered his mouth and said with a sneer.

"Hehe, now that the three-year period has come, I can no longer hide my identity."

"Actually, I am the Lord of the Night from the Abyss!"

"Elves from Blue Star, accept the sanction of the holy sword!"

Said, Jiang Chen also made a movement of swinging a sword.

Seeing this situation, the little blue man froze in place like petrified, and sighed repeatedly after a few seconds.

"Hey."

"Let's go, let's go, I didn't expect that my host is a fool, it's boring, I'm leaving."

After speaking, the little blue man turned around and floated away.

"Host? Xiaolan, bridge bean sack."

Jiang Chen said immediately.

"Are you a system?"

System, isn't this one of the standard configurations for a hero in a novel?
Is it finally his turn?Have you staged a love story of a scumbag counterattack and then meeting a high-cold female schoolmaster?
Hey!

Lao Hua, Lao Hua, when the time comes, I will let you see how I, Jiang Chen, can turn things around, and let you praise me in class.

When I think of that picture,

Lao Hua walked up to the podium and smiled and praised all the students below.

"There is one person in this final exam that I didn't expect, that is Jiang Chen, he got the first place in the class, let us learn from him!"

Then all the students below cheered and worshiped.

"Boss Jiang Chen, please accept my knee!"

"Student Jiang Chen, teach us how you became a top student."

It's so cool!

Jiang Chen thought to himself, and a hey hey smile appeared on his face.

And after hearing Jiang Chen's words, the little blue man stopped, turned around and looked at him.

"That's not right. If you were the system, you should have made a ding, a cold mechanical sound, and then appeared in my mind. You don't look like this either."

At this moment, Jiang Chen thought about it for a second, and said in doubt again.

"I'm different from those systems. I'm an advanced system, from Blue Star, with 996 blessings..."

"Social animal."

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowls

The little blue man wiped his tears very silvery.

"Okay, let's get back to business."

The little blue man straightened his expression, and then said seriously.

"The story goes something like this, you meet your girl, you two overcome all odds, and finally live happily ever after."

"End?"

Seeing that the little blue man paused and did not continue speaking, Jiang Chen asked.

"It's over." The little blue man said.

"There is no story about cultivating immortals? For example, the hidden ancient martial arts masters in the city, or the fairy king returning to the city and becoming a baby daddy."

"No."

"There is no spiritual recovery? Then the world changes drastically, and there are various awakened people?"

"No."

"Don't you even have dragons? You are an elf, don't you think there are giant dragons hidden in the Three Gorges?"

"Or you are an envoy of a certain organization, just like the Kassel Academy mentioned in the book, and then you discovered that although I, Jiang Chen, am a scumbag in studies, I am not good at sports either."

"However, he may have an S-level bloodline ability, so you chose me, and I am the man chosen by the light."

"Not at all."

The little blue man shook his head again.

"Hey."

Seeing this, Jiang Chen sighed in disappointment.

"It's just a simple love story. Where do so many passionate things come from in this world? It's nice to be plain and simple."

The little blue man comforted him.

"Daba, daba, daba, refuse arranged marriages, refuse blind dates."

Jiang Chen said, not forgetting to put his hands on his chest, forming a cross shape.

"What I advocate is free love. I'm not in a hurry now. What I believe in is fate, fate! you know?"

"Just like that song says, fate makes us meet in troubled times, but fate wants us to love each other in times of crisis..."

Jiang Chen hummed.

"Stop, stop!" The little blue man waved his hand and said.

"Young man, she is as beautiful as a fairy?"

"Beautiful as a fairy? Hehe, superficial! Vulgar!"

"I, Jiang Chen, am I that kind of person? I like interesting souls."

"soul, you know?"

"Really?" The little blue man circled around Jiang Chen several times, with a suspicious expression on his face.

"That girl is a goddess-level beauty, are you sure?"

"A beauty at the goddess level?"

Jiang Chen walked slowly to the window, with a look of deep thought on his face.

People who are also selected by the system, such as me, are so handsome and amazing, so, how goddess is a hot girl?
Jiang Chen coughed lightly, turned around and looked at the little blue figure and asked.

"Then what does she look like?"

"Um"

The little blue man was lost in thought and seemed to be speaking.

Immediately, Jiang Chen felt that his question was not specific enough, so he asked again, and he spoke a series of questions in one go.

"Tall and short? Fat and thin?"

"Long hair or short hair?"

"Oval face or oval face?"

"Uh, is it a c or a d?"

"have pictures."

The corner of the little blue man's mouth raised slightly, and said.

"Have a picture? Show me."

As soon as he heard that there were photos, Jiang Chen's eyes lit up.

"No, didn't you say that you like interesting souls? Soul?"

The little blue man refuses.

"let me see."

Jiang Chen raised the volume, and slowly approached the blue villain.

"No."

"Hey, I really can't do anything about you." Jiang Chen said with a sigh, then raised his right hand, and slowly took off his glasses.

Ah, no, I don't have glasses, but it doesn't matter, the momentum is already done.

Seeing this, the little blue man was possessed like a playwright, pretending to be terrified and said.

"Brother Chen, don't you want it?"

Jiang Chen: "..."

"You must have used a certain tone too much, Xiaolan."

"Ahem, okay, I won't be joking with you anymore." The little blue man straightened his expression.

"Actually, I am a high-cold system. I have received professional training. Even if I watch too many videos of ghosts and animals, I will not collapse."

The little blue man said solemnly.

"Okay, I'll show you her picture."

Saying that, the little blue man waved his hand, and the next moment, an image appeared in front of Jiang Chen.

"Hey, isn't this the girl from just now?" Jiang Chen murmured, looking at the image in front of him, the girl on it couldn't be said to have nothing to do with the girl who was holding the sword before returning home, it could only be said to be exactly the same.

"Huh? Have you seen it?"

"Well, not long ago, she also defeated a, uh, hellhound."

"Well, it seems that this is fate." The little blue man said, but then he heard Jiang Chen muttering softly.

"Hey, it's not C."

"Huh? C? What C?" The little blue man stared at Jiang Chen closely and questioned.

"Ah, Xiaolan!" Jiang Chen patted his head and said.

"It's not C. The last reading question in the English test paper tonight is not C."

"Damn it, if you say you don't know it, choose C, and choose C for three shorts and one long for the longest answer. That answer obviously meets both conditions, but you don't choose it, hey."

Jiang Chen sighed with pain all over his face.

"Jiang Chen, do you think I can't understand what you're talking about, the girl is still a high school student, isn't she still growing up?"

"And you, Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen, something is wrong with you, how can you be so yellow, you are still a teenager."

"No, Alan, you listen to my sophistry, ah no, you listen to my explanation."

"What else is there to argue about?"

"Hey." Jiang Chen walked towards the window, picked up a pen on the desk by the way, sat by the window, looked at the night sky outside the window, held the pen with his thumb and forefinger, put it near the corner of his mouth, and In a smoking position, he took a deep breath.

In this situation, the blue villain thought of a picture.

It was a breezy night, a handsome and vicissitudes of life man came to the balcony, bathed in the moonlight, he lit a cigarette, and thought of the past.

Slowly, Jiang Chen's eyes gradually deepened, and the expression on his face was filled with the word "story".

"Once upon a time, I was a pure boy like a cloud, because I was playing with my cousin's computer one night in the first year of high school, and then I accidentally saw a folder called "Study Materials" in his documents."

"Xiaolan, you said that a good student like me who loves to study, can you click in and have a look?"

"So, that night I studied until late at night..."

Then the next day, Jiang Chen didn't wake up until noon.

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