Burning paper for grandpa, the underworld economy was ruined by me

The voice from next door was full of resentment.

Apparently the hostess was not satisfied.

Wan Jianghe couldn't help smiling, and after regaining his senses, he took the Hell PHS and opened it. After opening it, a voice sounded in his ear, "Master, welcome to enter the Hell PHS system version 1.3, and we will serve you wholeheartedly."

"Master, if you need anything, you can call Xiaoling at any time, and Xiaoling will provide you with satisfactory service as soon as possible."

Fuck, is this an upgrade to a smart voice system?

Wan Jianghe couldn't help being a little dumbfounded at this moment, and really didn't come back to his senses for a while.

"Master, are you still there?"

"I'm here."

Wan Jianghe quickly replied.

"Xiao Ling, let me introduce your function first."

"Okay, master. After Xiaoling upgrades to system version 1.3, it will provide the master with more 'ghost'-oriented services. In addition to the original basic functions, a grimace recognition system has been added. Except for the master, others cannot call Xiaoling. Secondly, the system has also added a visualization service to help the owner locate the ghost in the first place."

"Secondly, the underworld entertainment system has also added a song-ordering service, master, do you want to try it?"

Wan Jianghe was taken aback when he heard this.

Underworld PHS order songs?
What song will you hear then?This made Wan Jianghe really curious.

"Xiao Ling plays a song."

"Okay, master, the following is the song carefully selected by the master, including "I'm not a ghost" sung by the famous singer Huang Huahua in the underworld."

The song plays quickly: I'm not a ghost, I can't breathe, I just want yellow flowers, perfect love...

I'm not a ghost, I can't breathe...

For a moment, Wan Jianghe only felt his head "buzzing", and he didn't seem to be breathing.

This is indeed the music of the underworld, only suitable for the ghosts in the underworld to listen to.

"Xiao Ling, stop playing the music."

"Okay, master."

Wan Jianghe took a deep breath to ease his mood.

But there is always a sound in my mind, "I'm not a ghost, I can't breathe..."

You won't be brainwashed, will you?
Wan Jianghe shut down the underworld PHS.

There is no continue viewing function.

Instead, I started to experience it, the lv3 ghost fire palm, the flames burst out quickly, and the room brightened instantly.

It's just that the color lit up in the house doesn't look like the color of the world, but it feels like the light of the underworld.

After upgrading the lv3 system, Wan Jianghe felt a little weak and a little hungry.

Just use the fire of this ghost fire palm to cook instant noodles and have a look.

During the lv3 boiling process this time, the water was boiling hot in less than ten seconds, and the instant noodles were eaten.

Wan Jianghe began to upgrade the ghost catcher to the lv2 system, and after the upgrade, he could control the ghost for 50 seconds.

Then there is the yin and yang eye.

Wan Jianghe is also very interested in this thing.

During the process of upgrading the yin and yang eyes, I only felt a burning sensation in the eyes, and after the burning sensation dissipated, a burst of ice-cold sensation came.

After looking in front of the mirror, Wan Jianghe was taken aback for a moment, and found that the dark eyes had disappeared, leaving only the whites of the eyes.

shit...

Are the eyes all screwed up?

After waiting for a while, the eyes returned to normal.

Seeing this scene, Wan Jianghe couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

It's just that I haven't figured out what kind of situation this is. After a while, Wan Jianghe figured it out.

When the yin and yang eyes are opened, the dark eyes will all disappear.

Turned into the white of the eyes, like a blind man.

After understanding this function, Wan Jianghe heaved a sigh of relief.

At this time, the voice of the system also sounded, "Congratulations to your master, you have opened the lv1 yin and yang eyes."

"Congratulations, master, you have activated the lv2 ghost catcher."

Wan Jianghe was absent-minded for a few seconds, thinking that this system is really belated.

Only then did he react.

After a lot of work, Wan Jianghe felt tired, so he simply washed up, lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

This time, I fell asleep until eleven o'clock in the morning.

When I woke up, I found many missed calls.

The calls were all from Hu Erhu.

Of course, there was also a strange phone call.

Wan Jianghe called Hu Erhu first, and he answered the phone almost instantly, "Brother Jianghe, we are really on fire this time, completely on fire."

"What fire?"

"Hurry up and check on the platform. Our fans have already exceeded one million. Now we can post millions of likes for any video we post."

Hu Erhu was very excited.

Wan Jianghe was absent-minded for a few seconds, wondering if people nowadays like excitement so much?

Or is the taste more tricky?

Actually like watching people catch ghosts?

"Brother Jianghe, I plan to host a big meal at noon today, and another friend has found us. See you at noon."

"Who?"

Wan Jianghe blurted out the question.

"When we meet, you will know."

Hu Erhu looked mysterious.

Wan Jianghe didn't even bother to pay attention to him, and hung up the phone directly.

At noon, Hu Erhu drove to pick up Wan Jianghe. In the car, Hu Erhu still couldn't hide his good mood.

"Brother Jianghe, we are now the number one ghost catcher on the platform, so I changed the name of our account."

"Changed to what?"

"Handsome Brother Hu and Master Jiang He catch ghosts live..."

Wan Jianghe: "..."

"Tell me, how much pomade did you put on today?"

"Not much, not much, but that dog who sells pomade came to us again today and offered to offer us 20 yuan to advertise, but I still refused."

Wan Jianghe looked at him, and said, "Why?"

"He thinks my handsomeness is set off by his pomade. It's a joke."

"You have really thick skin."

Talking all the way, I arrived at the restaurant.

After entering, Wan Jianghe asked, "Where's your friend?"

"Not yet, let's go to the box and wait."

Hu Erhu smiled obscenely.

Entering the box, Hu Erhu began to order food.

Wan Jianghe said to him, "Why don't you wait for your friend to come?"

"No need, Brother Jianghe, let me tell you the truth. In fact, this friend is one of our fans. This time, he is willing to bid 50 yuan to find us to catch ghosts, so we made an appointment to have dinner together."

Wan Jianghe rolled his eyes at Hu Erhu.

But he didn't get angry because of it. Someone was willing to offer 50 yuan to catch ghosts, and Wan Jianghe didn't have anything to say no to.

If you get this money, your debts can be completely cleared.

In addition, maybe you can still start a business and make a comeback.

"Ah."

Wan Jianghe responded lightly.

After waiting for about 10 minutes, someone knocked on the door of the box.

Hu Erhu opened his mouth and said, "Come in."

Wan Jianghe immediately looked towards the door, only to see a fat old man with silver hair walking in.