The system is the king of the counterattack master

Early the next morning, when Han Xiaodong got up to prepare breakfast, he suddenly heard a sudden knock on the door.

He put down the fruit he was washing, and was about to open the door when he saw a pink shadow rushing out of Duanmu Yunshan's bedroom, without even asking, he opened the door directly, and then screamed, He rushed out the door.

"Brother! You want to kill me!" A scream came.

Han Xiaodong didn't need to go out to see it anymore, it must be Duanmuxiu who came outside, but he didn't expect the little girl Duanmu Yunshan to react so strongly, it can be seen that the relationship between the two brothers and sisters is indeed very good.

Compared with the excited Duanmu Yunshan, Duanmuxiu who was carrying luggage was much calmer.Or rather helpless, he tried to untie the arm around his neck without any trace, but tried several times, but ended in failure.In desperation, he had no choice but to enter the house with the man hanging around his neck.

"Xiaodong, come and save me, I'm dying!" Duanmuxiu shouted with all his might as soon as he entered the room.

It's just that his neck is being pulled tight now, no matter how hard he tries, the sound he makes is a breath of strength, which makes people listen like a dying person who is about to die.

Han Xiaodong took out some food from the refrigerator again, looked back at Duanmuxiu, spread his hands and said, "You can figure it out yourself, this is my landlord, I can't afford to mess with her, if you really drive me out, you don't care." I live."

After speaking, I went back to the kitchen to cook.

Duanmuxiu's eyes widened and her face was flushed, seeing that Han Xiaodong couldn't help.In a blink of an eye, he saw Wei'er standing at the door of the bedroom, and pointed at her at the Duanmu Yunshan hanging around his neck.

He said strenuously, "Help, help."

Unexpectedly, Wei'er also spread her hands, expressing that she was helpless.

Duan Muxiu roared to the sky in despair, but this roar sounded more like a dying cry, without any power at all.

"Okay, come down."

Another woman's voice came from outside the door. Upon hearing this voice, Duanmu Yunshan immediately let go of her hand, and rushed out in three steps at a time. With one leap, she caught the newcomer again. .

"To be honest, did she grow up on Monkey Mountain?" Han Xiaodong whispered to Duanmuxiu, who ran to the kitchen to take refuge, while cutting fruit.

"You only grew up in Monkey Mountain, aren't you afraid that she will throw you out now?" Duanmuxiu said angrily, while picking up a sliced ​​apple and putting it in his mouth.

"Hey, is that foreign girl over there the legendary alien sister?" Duan Muxiu said, waving at Wei'er, but was slapped down by Han Xiaodong.

"Can't you be quiet for 2 minutes? Let your little fiancee know about it before peeling your skin." After Han Xiaodong cut up the fruit, he began to make salad dressing. This is his own recipe, so all of them It depends on manual adjustment.

Wei Er came to the kitchen from her own bedroom, and politely said to Duanmu Xiu: "Hello, my name is Wei Er, I have heard of you."

After Duan Muxiu heard Wei Er's self-introduction, her eyes widened and she said incredulously, "She can speak Chinese! She can actually speak Chinese!"

"What's so strange? He was introduced by Zong La. Besides, he knows the rules of seven languages. Why are you surprised that he can speak Chinese?" Han Xiaodong said disdainfully while stirring the salad quickly.

"Seven kinds... isn't that one more than me? Admire, hello, my name is Duanmuxiu, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me."

Duanmuxiu gave her hand with a wretched face, and Wei'er gave him a light shake politely. After two days of study, she finally stopped bowing to everyone.

"Seven language rules!" Han Xiaodong corrected while waving a spoon in his hand, "It's not seven languages, you idiot! All the human languages ​​on the entire earth can be counted as one language rule. She will How much, you can figure it out yourself."

He finally took revenge for what K despised at the beginning, but it's a pity that he didn't get revenge on K.However, as the middle section of the chain of contempt, he already has the pleasure of revenge.

Sure enough, after hearing Han Xiaodong's explanation, Duanmuxiu was once again so shocked that she couldn't speak, she was stunned.This time he really looked at Wei'er up and down with the eyes of an alien. Just as he was about to speak, he heard a scream from the living room.

"No, let go of me, Sister Xi, let go of me, help! Molested!"

The screams that no longer sounded like human voices immediately attracted the attention of three people.In the middle of the living room, He Xi grabbed Duanmu Yunshan's waist with one hand, and lifted her horizontally between her waist, while the other hand pointed at her buttocks, and beat her mercilessly. .

"Disobedient! Let you be disobedient, tell you to let go and not let go, how dare you be disobedient."

Every time he said a word, He Xi slapped him, and there was a crisp crackling sound in the living room.

"Don't hit, don't hit." When Duanmu Xiu saw He Xi spanking Duanmu Yunshan's butt, she hurried over to stop her.

But Han Xiaodong took a look and saw that Duanmu Yunshan didn't feel wronged by being beaten, instead she shouted loudly while waving her hands happily.

"Hey, a group of retarded people."

Han Xiaodong shook his head and continued to make his own breakfast.

The three people in the living room argued for a while before it subsided.Han Xiaodong could tell that these three people were like-minded, and their relationship was really very good.But he didn't expect that Duanmu Xiu would bring He Xi along.This was indeed beyond his expectation. Fortunately, Duan Muxiu has always been willful in his actions, so it is reasonable.

After the three of them quieted down, Han Xiaodong's breakfast was almost ready.Together with Wei'er, he brought seven or eight plates to the table one by one. At this moment, Duanmu Yunshan was still hugging Duanmuxiu's arm, showing a posture of acting coquettishly.

"Sister He, can you explain to me? How did this pair of brothers and sisters become?" Han Xiaodong set up the cutlery and plates before sitting down, and reluctantly gave He Xi a sandwich.

"Hey, now you know, when you met us, I was already very relaxed. I used to have to take care of two little bastards by myself. In those days, life was worse than death." He Xi bit After taking a bite of the sandwich, he shook his head and sighed in pain.

But before she finished speaking, her eyes lit up: "Hmm! Not bad! When did you have such a good craftsmanship?"

Han Xiaodong smiled wryly, and then remembered that Duanmuxiu and He Xi didn't know about cooking, but Duanmu Yunshan knew it first.

"It's always been, eat more if it tastes good, and we will start work after eating."