The system is the king of the counterattack master

As soon as Duanmu Yunshan heard that there was going to be a serious talk, she immediately became vigilant: "It's okay, don't talk about my personal affairs, I haven't had enough fun, and don't talk about marriage at all."

Before Han Xiaodong could speak, he was misunderstood, which made him very speechless. He waved his hand and said, "No one talks to you about this. I'm asking you to do me a favor."

As soon as Duanmu Yunshan heard that she wanted to ask her for help, she immediately became interested: "Okay, okay, what can I help? If you want to smuggle back to China, I can find a way for you. I have a few friends in Mexico who can help you." To do this, the price is cheap, and there is no deceit.”

Han Xiaodong was completely convinced, the two brothers and sisters looked exactly the same, and he didn't know whether it was the genes of Duanmu's family, or the girl in front of him was completely taken away by Duanmuxiu, in short, it made people very speechless.

"If you want to send me back to China, don't you Duanmu's family have a channel? Do you have to find someone to smuggle me?"

"That's not necessary. I have an uncle here. If you need it, he can go through the formalities for you to return to China immediately. Even if there is no formal channel, you only need to stop at the gate of the Chinese embassy to extradite you. Really No, if you go to the Immigration Bureau, you will probably be deported tomorrow. But you have to know that smuggling is different from these channels. It is very exciting. You have a life, don’t you want to experience everything?

You can imagine that you are hiding in the container of an old cargo ship in the endless sea, facing the turbulent waves, facing all kinds of interrogation and inhuman treatment at any time, and worrying about being intercepted or encountering black-hearted smugglers. Isn't that exciting feeling? "

Han Xiaodong looked at Duanmu Yunshan with a serious face, and was completely speechless. It seems that this girl is much more unreliable than Duanmuxiu. This brain hole alone is so big that there is no limit. The ability to talk nonsense, if you don't send it to an MLM organization to experience it, it's really a waste of talent.

"Well, you're right. You can try it when you have time. I don't need it." Han Xiaodong was speechless. Duanmuxiu and He Xi both said that she was reliable. The word "reliable" has deep doubts about what it means in the dictionaries of the two people.

"I can't go, I have a green card."

After hearing Han Xiaodong's suggestion, Duanmu Yunshan immediately put on a regretful look, just looking at that face gave off the urge to hit someone.

"Okay, don't talk about it, take a break first, I'll clear the table." Han Xiaodong really didn't want to chat with her anymore, he had to take it easy, and if he chatted like this again, he was afraid that he would be killed immediately. The girl was driven crazy.

Last night he thought about it, why did Duanmu's family send a little girl thousands of miles away to study alone?Do their families really feel at ease doing this?

Looking at it now, it is very likely that things are completely opposite to what he thought. The Duanmu family did not send her to study, but sent her to fend for themselves. This girl probably did harm to others at home. Nine times out of ten, they are purely avoiding disaster.

After packing up his things, Han Xiaodong returned to the living room, only to see Duanmu Yunshan playing a game.

"Don't you need to go to school?" Han Xiaodong looked at the time and asked suspiciously.

"Didn't you go to school?" Duanmu Yunshan stared at the TV without even looking back, and turned back.

It's really not an easy character to deal with.

Han Xiaodong asked K to collect information about Duanmu Yunshan, and found that she was actually the same age as him, but her birthday was two months younger than his own, and because of his relationship with Duanmuxiu, he was not so polite to her.

Picking up the remote control, Han Xiaodong lightly pressed it to turn off the TV, and this action made Duanmu Yunshan's hair explode.

"What are you doing, you're fighting the boss! You're dead!"

Han Xiaodong threw the remote control on the sofa, pulled up a chair and sat down, looked at this eccentric girl again, and finally chuckled slightly: "Well, let's switch, and I'll tell you the story of your brother , you helped me solve my problem, what do you think?"

Although they didn't get along for a long time, Han Xiaodong could also tell that the relationship between the two brothers and sisters was very good. At this time, using Duanmu Xiu as a bait should be the bargaining chip that can most influence Duanmu Yunshan.

Sure enough, when Han Xiaodong wanted to tell Duanmuxiu's story, Duanmu Yunshan's eyes lit up, but her eyes quickly dimmed again, and she said lazily: "You lie, my brother, I don't know, one day Apart from eating, drinking and having fun, he just flirts with cats and dogs, I can memorize his stories, so forget it."

Han Xiaodong saw that Duanmuxiu really had no status in his family. Even his closest sister didn't seem to think that he could do anything earth-shattering. In this world, only the top figures of the four major families could Seeing Duanmuxiu's potential, it's sad enough to think about it.

But how could Han Xiaodong have no way to deal with this little girl? Without even thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone, retrieved a few photos from it, and handed them to Duanmu Yunshan.

"See for yourself."

Duanmu Yunshan took the phone over suspiciously, looked through a few photos carefully, and was immediately attracted by the picture above: "Is this a new monster movie?"

"No, it was taken by your brother, what a monster."

What Han Xiaodong showed her was nothing but the photos taken by Duanmuxiu at that time. Of course, these photos were not sent to him by Duanmuxiu on his own initiative, but obtained through K.

"Isn't it? Really? My brother took it? Where did he go? You were there?"

After asking five questions in a row, Han Xiaodong knew that the girl was hooked, and now he only needed to lift the fishing line a little to hook her completely.

"We are together, and Sister He. If you don't believe me, you can ask him. The three of us almost died that time. If you want to hear, I can tell you."

This is a fatal temptation for the little girl who has never taken any risks but has a huge brain. She quickly flipped through the photos, then threw the game controller on the ground, sat up straight cross-legged, excited He said: "I listen to me, you tell me, tell me in detail, and in return, you can do whatever you want!"

Han Xiaodong was speechless to this carefree girl, but this was what he wanted to hear. Seeing that the fish had already taken the bait, it was his turn to take it easy this time, and said slowly, "I have no problem telling stories, but I Something has bothered me recently, and I can't concentrate on it, so I'm afraid the story won't be exciting."

Upon hearing this, Duanmu Yunshan immediately understood what he meant, thought about it, and slapped her chest happily: "Don't you just want me to help? Tell me, what's the matter."

Knowing that the time is ripe, Han Xiaodong said with a slight smile, "Okay, happy, I want to ask you, do you know anyone from the Li family?"