The system is the king of the counterattack master
Chapter 1643 Extra Story: New Era (8)
Han Xiaodong didn't speak, and took out a mobile phone directly. There was a photo that Xiaobai had posted to him first, and it happened to be a group photo of him and Wang Jiayuan in front of the Thai temple.
"Look, does it look familiar?" Han Xiaodong said with a smirk, "The two of us heard from the tour guide that the rules of your temple are very strict, and you can't intrude..."
Zongla didn't believe this, and before he finished speaking, he waved his hand like a bachelor, "Don't talk about it with me, it's just my ruined temple, and I am also a tour guide? Except for the local poor, even a bird Don't come to shit."
Hearing what he said, Han Xiaodong was also happy. It seems that this old boy still has a little self-knowledge, "Oh, you also know that your temple is a place where birds don't shit? Then you still keep it so mysterious, we I went on a self-guided tour. It just so happened that the tour guide I hired came from the small village where your ruined temple is located. He praised your temple so much, so..."
As Han Xiaodong said, he made a gesture of twirling money, "You have great rules, but the little monks in your temple don't have as many rules as you. I made a fool of myself, and someone secretly showed us around."
This time, Zong La understood. It should be that the man and woman in front of him happened to visit his temple when they were traveling in Thailand, and they paid some money for the people in the temple to bring them in.
Then he said that it was a coincidence that they ran into him, and they should have been hiding at that time, so, he had never seen these two people, but they knew their identity and name from the people in the temple.
Hearing this, Zong La heaved a long sigh of relief, and the tense expression on his face eased.
He said how could he not be able to figure out a little girl's words based on how he had been a magic stick on earth for hundreds of years. It turned out that it wasn't that he couldn't, but that these people really didn't know anything.
Han Xiaodong and the others, who had been secretly paying attention to Zong La's expression, were also secretly relieved to see his suspicion disappear. As long as Zong La didn't misunderstand them as people from Fang Zhou, then the next thing would be much easier to talk about.
"Just now I heard that you came to China to take refuge? Don't you know Longda in your temple? Why do people dare to trouble you?"
Han Xiaodong squeezed He Xi away, sat beside Zong La, and elbowed him like a good brother.
Zong La's face was bitter, and the characteristics of the magic stick were displayed to the fullest in an instant, "Oh, you don't know, young people nowadays don't respect Buddha at all. My old man is sitting at home, and the disaster comes from heaven ah."
Knowing that Zong La was talking nonsense, Han Xiaodong didn't expose him, so he smiled and listened to his story:
According to Zong La, two foreigners came to the temple, and they insisted on visiting in short clothes and shorts.You must know that temples in Thailand are very sacred places, and even physical contact between men and women is forbidden, so how can they be allowed to enter?
Then, the conflict inevitably happened. The two unruly foreigners were arrested by the police in Thailand. It was just a trivial matter, not to mention that the other party was a foreign friend. I guess it meant preaching or punishing them. The payment will be released.
However, who knew that these two people had a lot of background, so they stopped the police car halfway and rescued them.In that night, his temple was retaliated by the opponent.
Fortunately, Zong La received the letter when the two gangsters fled, closed the temple ahead of time, and even took the two young monks in the temple to seek refuge.
When he heard the news that the empty temple was attacked at night, he fled here one after another.
While listening, Han Xiaodong asked K to investigate the records of the Thai police according to Zong La's words.Not to mention, there are really wanted warrants for the two members of the Ark holding the artifact suppressor, and the reason is the same, attacking the police car and fleeing halfway.
However, the photos of the two Ark members at the entrance of the temple are not only well-dressed, they can be called quite particular. Naturally, they don't wear shorts and shorts like Zong La said.
What's more, Zong La, an old magic stick, said that outsiders were not allowed to enter his small temple on the front foot, and said that foreigners came to visit on the back foot. The obvious inconsistency was He Xi's carefree temper, so he didn't realize it. The question comes.
As for the reason why the Thai police dispatched the police, it was really because the two people in Ark entered the temple with guns, which has been classified as a terrorist crime.
If Han Xiaodong is alone in these things, it may take some time to guess the truth, but now there is K, Xiaobai, and Wang Jiayuan here. The four of them get together and listen to Zongla telling stories while Synchronizing the things they investigated, they quickly restored the truth of the matter.
During the daytime, the two Ark members discovered Zong La's identity as an alien and planned to eliminate the hidden danger. As a result, Zong La's old fox must have noticed something wrong in advance, and then called the police.
Because it was daytime and the temple was protected by the local villagers. When they saw someone making trouble, they didn’t need the police to come to the scene. Those villagers first jumped out to confront the "gangsters". Obviously, he didn't want to make a big fuss in front of the villagers, so he followed the police and left temporarily.
Then, on the way back to the police station, he attacked the police car, and then killed Zong La with a carbine, but Zong La took advantage of the gap to escape.
As for the young monks in the temple, they are just ordinary monks, and the two members of the Ark naturally ignored them. Therefore, the dilapidated temple in Zongla is still accepting incense offerings from the villagers, and there is a slight sign of closing the door .
"You say there are so many places in the world to go to, why did Zongla come to this small place?" Han Xiaodong asked in confusion.
K glanced at He Xi calmly, "It should be the same reason as He Xi, Zong La came to you subconsciously, so he thought it was the safest way to escape."
Han Xiaodong shrugged his shoulders, accepting his guess, and then asked: "However, Zong La's old magic stick was hidden so deep, and before the timeline was reset, Ark joined hands with the Creator and used it again. They got to the small island where the space shuttle was hidden, and finally lured the snake out of the hole, and tricked Zong La and the others."
As soon as he said this, Han Xiaodong patted himself on the head and said, "I'm stupid again." Then, he looked at Wang Jiayuan, and asked in his mind, "Later, Zong La and the others transformed the space shuttle. At that time, did you also cooperate with the people from Ark?"
"That's right." Wang Jiayuan gave him a wry smile back: "So, I don't think it's just Zong La, but the identities of other remnants who once appeared on Lone Star Island may not be able to be preserved."
Han Xiaodong stood up with a bang!
This time, Zong La was taken aback, and he became nervous: "What are you doing?"
Han Xiaodong, who had been familiar with his temper for a long time, could even tell that as long as he answered a sentence wrong, the old magician would surely run away without a trace.
This is not possible, he still has a lot of things to ask Zong La, for example, where are the other survivors?Also, how did he get across the border?Even K didn't find his entry record, which means that Zong La must have gone through an abnormal channel.
"It's horrible!" In terms of analysis and reasoning, Han Xiaodong might not be as good as the other three, but when it comes to the ability to deceive people, at least no one in the audience can match him.
He roared angrily, rolled up his sleeves and said to Zong La, "Where are those two people you mentioned now? I don't like this kind of bad guys who play tricks behind their backs the most. I'll help you deal with them."
Zong La's mouth was wide open. Although he is a magic stick, he is a low-key person. No, he is low-key.
As a result, before he could recover, he heard the table slapping again and again.
He Xi also slapped the table and stood up, "Yes, it's too much to deceive! Go to Thailand and count me in."
This time, both Zong La and Han Xiaodong were dumbfounded. Zong La was dumbfounded on the surface, but Han Xiaodong was dumbfounded secretly. He didn't really slap the table to go back and rob his ruined temple for Zong La.
The main reason is to dispel Zong La's suspicion, to get close to him, to ask about the whereabouts of other survivors, even if you can't find out, you have to remind Zong La, and let him notify each one one by one, don't squat in the original den It's over, just change the place, give him some time, talk to that old Bierhoff, and it's not impossible to solve the Ark issue peacefully.
After all, even if the current Ark is still there, the remaining ones are not the radicals of the past, and they don't have such big ambitions. The following things should be much easier to talk about.
Although it is a tradition of the Ark to suppress alien visitors for hundreds of years, Han Xiaodong believes that the old Bierhoff is not unreasonable.As for the young one, if it doesn't work, just clean it up again. If you don't believe him to be dishonest, as long as you don't kill him, I believe the old one won't have too much of an opinion.
Therefore, Han Xiaodong slapped the table, first to cover up his gaffe, and second, to force Zong La to let him show his feet, so that the topic can continue.
As a result, when He Xi went crazy, even Han Xiaodong didn't know whether to continue pretending. This sister is a master who can say what she can do. If she really makes her go to Thailand, where will Zongla give her? Find a broken temple that is closed.
"Forget it, forget it, it's better to settle the enemy than to end it, so I'll come here to avoid the limelight, and this matter will be over." Zong La shook his hand and began to make amends, "Besides, you students, it's better not to push yourself Well, those are not good people, a group of desperadoes, if we compete with them, we will be the ones who suffer.”
He Xi also calmed down after hearing what he said. After all, the two sides had only met once. No matter how hard they fought, it was indeed too impulsive to lose the trouble of other countries looking for local snakes so recklessly.
Seeing that He Xi was settled by Zong La, Han Xiaodong also heaved a sigh of relief. He probably guessed that He Xi would be so impulsive, and he was somewhat affected by future events.
Now smiled and asked Zong La: "I said, old god stick, you ran out, but did those friends with you also run out? Don't let people come here. The monk can't run away from the temple. They didn't find it. You, go find your cronies."
Han Xiaodong was talking about friends, not other monks. He was afraid that Zong La would not think of it, so he deliberately mentioned him several times.
As soon as Zong La said this, He Xi quit before he could recall it, and pushed him and said, "That monk is a scumbag, that's really ugly."
When He Xi said this, Zong La's expression changed instantly, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this big sister He Xi must have come to make trouble for him.
He was afraid that Zong La would not think of his old buddies of the group of survivors, so he deliberately used the words "hupenggouyou". Now that he said it this way, Zongla might misunderstand again.
Unexpectedly, Zong La clasped his hands together, but got up and bowed to the four people: "Amitabha, thank you for reminding me, I really have to remind those cronies!"
"Look, does it look familiar?" Han Xiaodong said with a smirk, "The two of us heard from the tour guide that the rules of your temple are very strict, and you can't intrude..."
Zongla didn't believe this, and before he finished speaking, he waved his hand like a bachelor, "Don't talk about it with me, it's just my ruined temple, and I am also a tour guide? Except for the local poor, even a bird Don't come to shit."
Hearing what he said, Han Xiaodong was also happy. It seems that this old boy still has a little self-knowledge, "Oh, you also know that your temple is a place where birds don't shit? Then you still keep it so mysterious, we I went on a self-guided tour. It just so happened that the tour guide I hired came from the small village where your ruined temple is located. He praised your temple so much, so..."
As Han Xiaodong said, he made a gesture of twirling money, "You have great rules, but the little monks in your temple don't have as many rules as you. I made a fool of myself, and someone secretly showed us around."
This time, Zong La understood. It should be that the man and woman in front of him happened to visit his temple when they were traveling in Thailand, and they paid some money for the people in the temple to bring them in.
Then he said that it was a coincidence that they ran into him, and they should have been hiding at that time, so, he had never seen these two people, but they knew their identity and name from the people in the temple.
Hearing this, Zong La heaved a long sigh of relief, and the tense expression on his face eased.
He said how could he not be able to figure out a little girl's words based on how he had been a magic stick on earth for hundreds of years. It turned out that it wasn't that he couldn't, but that these people really didn't know anything.
Han Xiaodong and the others, who had been secretly paying attention to Zong La's expression, were also secretly relieved to see his suspicion disappear. As long as Zong La didn't misunderstand them as people from Fang Zhou, then the next thing would be much easier to talk about.
"Just now I heard that you came to China to take refuge? Don't you know Longda in your temple? Why do people dare to trouble you?"
Han Xiaodong squeezed He Xi away, sat beside Zong La, and elbowed him like a good brother.
Zong La's face was bitter, and the characteristics of the magic stick were displayed to the fullest in an instant, "Oh, you don't know, young people nowadays don't respect Buddha at all. My old man is sitting at home, and the disaster comes from heaven ah."
Knowing that Zong La was talking nonsense, Han Xiaodong didn't expose him, so he smiled and listened to his story:
According to Zong La, two foreigners came to the temple, and they insisted on visiting in short clothes and shorts.You must know that temples in Thailand are very sacred places, and even physical contact between men and women is forbidden, so how can they be allowed to enter?
Then, the conflict inevitably happened. The two unruly foreigners were arrested by the police in Thailand. It was just a trivial matter, not to mention that the other party was a foreign friend. I guess it meant preaching or punishing them. The payment will be released.
However, who knew that these two people had a lot of background, so they stopped the police car halfway and rescued them.In that night, his temple was retaliated by the opponent.
Fortunately, Zong La received the letter when the two gangsters fled, closed the temple ahead of time, and even took the two young monks in the temple to seek refuge.
When he heard the news that the empty temple was attacked at night, he fled here one after another.
While listening, Han Xiaodong asked K to investigate the records of the Thai police according to Zong La's words.Not to mention, there are really wanted warrants for the two members of the Ark holding the artifact suppressor, and the reason is the same, attacking the police car and fleeing halfway.
However, the photos of the two Ark members at the entrance of the temple are not only well-dressed, they can be called quite particular. Naturally, they don't wear shorts and shorts like Zong La said.
What's more, Zong La, an old magic stick, said that outsiders were not allowed to enter his small temple on the front foot, and said that foreigners came to visit on the back foot. The obvious inconsistency was He Xi's carefree temper, so he didn't realize it. The question comes.
As for the reason why the Thai police dispatched the police, it was really because the two people in Ark entered the temple with guns, which has been classified as a terrorist crime.
If Han Xiaodong is alone in these things, it may take some time to guess the truth, but now there is K, Xiaobai, and Wang Jiayuan here. The four of them get together and listen to Zongla telling stories while Synchronizing the things they investigated, they quickly restored the truth of the matter.
During the daytime, the two Ark members discovered Zong La's identity as an alien and planned to eliminate the hidden danger. As a result, Zong La's old fox must have noticed something wrong in advance, and then called the police.
Because it was daytime and the temple was protected by the local villagers. When they saw someone making trouble, they didn’t need the police to come to the scene. Those villagers first jumped out to confront the "gangsters". Obviously, he didn't want to make a big fuss in front of the villagers, so he followed the police and left temporarily.
Then, on the way back to the police station, he attacked the police car, and then killed Zong La with a carbine, but Zong La took advantage of the gap to escape.
As for the young monks in the temple, they are just ordinary monks, and the two members of the Ark naturally ignored them. Therefore, the dilapidated temple in Zongla is still accepting incense offerings from the villagers, and there is a slight sign of closing the door .
"You say there are so many places in the world to go to, why did Zongla come to this small place?" Han Xiaodong asked in confusion.
K glanced at He Xi calmly, "It should be the same reason as He Xi, Zong La came to you subconsciously, so he thought it was the safest way to escape."
Han Xiaodong shrugged his shoulders, accepting his guess, and then asked: "However, Zong La's old magic stick was hidden so deep, and before the timeline was reset, Ark joined hands with the Creator and used it again. They got to the small island where the space shuttle was hidden, and finally lured the snake out of the hole, and tricked Zong La and the others."
As soon as he said this, Han Xiaodong patted himself on the head and said, "I'm stupid again." Then, he looked at Wang Jiayuan, and asked in his mind, "Later, Zong La and the others transformed the space shuttle. At that time, did you also cooperate with the people from Ark?"
"That's right." Wang Jiayuan gave him a wry smile back: "So, I don't think it's just Zong La, but the identities of other remnants who once appeared on Lone Star Island may not be able to be preserved."
Han Xiaodong stood up with a bang!
This time, Zong La was taken aback, and he became nervous: "What are you doing?"
Han Xiaodong, who had been familiar with his temper for a long time, could even tell that as long as he answered a sentence wrong, the old magician would surely run away without a trace.
This is not possible, he still has a lot of things to ask Zong La, for example, where are the other survivors?Also, how did he get across the border?Even K didn't find his entry record, which means that Zong La must have gone through an abnormal channel.
"It's horrible!" In terms of analysis and reasoning, Han Xiaodong might not be as good as the other three, but when it comes to the ability to deceive people, at least no one in the audience can match him.
He roared angrily, rolled up his sleeves and said to Zong La, "Where are those two people you mentioned now? I don't like this kind of bad guys who play tricks behind their backs the most. I'll help you deal with them."
Zong La's mouth was wide open. Although he is a magic stick, he is a low-key person. No, he is low-key.
As a result, before he could recover, he heard the table slapping again and again.
He Xi also slapped the table and stood up, "Yes, it's too much to deceive! Go to Thailand and count me in."
This time, both Zong La and Han Xiaodong were dumbfounded. Zong La was dumbfounded on the surface, but Han Xiaodong was dumbfounded secretly. He didn't really slap the table to go back and rob his ruined temple for Zong La.
The main reason is to dispel Zong La's suspicion, to get close to him, to ask about the whereabouts of other survivors, even if you can't find out, you have to remind Zong La, and let him notify each one one by one, don't squat in the original den It's over, just change the place, give him some time, talk to that old Bierhoff, and it's not impossible to solve the Ark issue peacefully.
After all, even if the current Ark is still there, the remaining ones are not the radicals of the past, and they don't have such big ambitions. The following things should be much easier to talk about.
Although it is a tradition of the Ark to suppress alien visitors for hundreds of years, Han Xiaodong believes that the old Bierhoff is not unreasonable.As for the young one, if it doesn't work, just clean it up again. If you don't believe him to be dishonest, as long as you don't kill him, I believe the old one won't have too much of an opinion.
Therefore, Han Xiaodong slapped the table, first to cover up his gaffe, and second, to force Zong La to let him show his feet, so that the topic can continue.
As a result, when He Xi went crazy, even Han Xiaodong didn't know whether to continue pretending. This sister is a master who can say what she can do. If she really makes her go to Thailand, where will Zongla give her? Find a broken temple that is closed.
"Forget it, forget it, it's better to settle the enemy than to end it, so I'll come here to avoid the limelight, and this matter will be over." Zong La shook his hand and began to make amends, "Besides, you students, it's better not to push yourself Well, those are not good people, a group of desperadoes, if we compete with them, we will be the ones who suffer.”
He Xi also calmed down after hearing what he said. After all, the two sides had only met once. No matter how hard they fought, it was indeed too impulsive to lose the trouble of other countries looking for local snakes so recklessly.
Seeing that He Xi was settled by Zong La, Han Xiaodong also heaved a sigh of relief. He probably guessed that He Xi would be so impulsive, and he was somewhat affected by future events.
Now smiled and asked Zong La: "I said, old god stick, you ran out, but did those friends with you also run out? Don't let people come here. The monk can't run away from the temple. They didn't find it. You, go find your cronies."
Han Xiaodong was talking about friends, not other monks. He was afraid that Zong La would not think of it, so he deliberately mentioned him several times.
As soon as Zong La said this, He Xi quit before he could recall it, and pushed him and said, "That monk is a scumbag, that's really ugly."
When He Xi said this, Zong La's expression changed instantly, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this big sister He Xi must have come to make trouble for him.
He was afraid that Zong La would not think of his old buddies of the group of survivors, so he deliberately used the words "hupenggouyou". Now that he said it this way, Zongla might misunderstand again.
Unexpectedly, Zong La clasped his hands together, but got up and bowed to the four people: "Amitabha, thank you for reminding me, I really have to remind those cronies!"
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