My super open life

Chapter 2, A group of funny comparisons?

Really deserve it!

The sound stops.

"Moon God, what happened to the cooldown time of the Moon God's Guwu Auxiliary Training System just now?"

"Ding, host, ancient martial arts is a method suitable for physical cultivation of earthlings. Normally speaking, ancient martial arts should start around the age of 12.

Moreover, between the ages of eight and 12, the body must be filled with medicinal baths to make a good breakthrough after practicing ancient martial arts.

Because of this, the host's physical body at this moment cannot withstand the huge impact of more advanced steps at once. "

"Oh."

Li Huaishui wasn't disappointed at all. What's the point of cooling off for seven days?
It has not been cooled for seven years, which is the biggest advantage.

However, Li Huaishui also has his own worries.

Because many of the various systems in the novel are not fuel-efficient lamps—they have become another form of employer of the host, or the boss behind the scenes, issuing arduous tasks. Once the host fails to complete, his life is in danger !
Luna...won't there be such a bug?
If that's the case, and I'm so poor now that I don't have anything to ask for, wouldn't I not survive three episodes?
"Ding, host, you're thinking a little too much..." The Luna Super Assistance System took the initiative to say, "I can guarantee that within this interface, all your growth is a gift from the system, and you don't need to pay anything.

However, it’s good to send out a red envelope once in a while..."

Li Huaishui understood one thing, that is, what the system gives him now does not need to pay any price.

Enough is enough.

Li Huaishui hummed: "It's okay to send red envelopes, let's build a group first."

"Ding, host, the group has been established, what do you want to name the group?"

Li Huaishui was very satisfied: "It's so polite...it's better to call it a face-slapping chat group."

It's okay to be polite, but the right is still in your own hands.

Slapping in the face, hehe... With the system in hand, professional face slapping.

"Ding, host, the Luna Guwu auxiliary training system has joined the face-slapping chat group."

"Ding, host, the Luna Birth Assistance System has joined the face-slapping chat group."

"Ding, host, the Luna Makeup Assistant System has joined the face-slapping chat group."

"Ding, host, the Luna Brewing Assistant System has joined the face-slapping chat group."

"Ding……"

……

"Ding, host, the [-]-system quota for the junior group is full. If you want to join the group, you need the consent of the host."

"good, very good."

Li Huaishui was very satisfied.

As expected of the system.

"Huh... this is a new group, who built it?" The one that bubbled up was the Luna Brewing Assist System.

"Really, is there any soft girl to show up?" This is the Luna Elite Assist System.

"Secondary..." The Luna Midwifery Assistance System quickly expressed its attitude.

"Add one..." The Luna Chariot Assistant System clicked two wretched expressions.

"It's better to be vicious...I like peaches too..." The two smiling faces of the Luna Breeding Assist System were even more wretched.

Li Huaishui silently watched the screen...

After all, I was still immersed in the sense of the picture just now.

Soon, Li Huaishui, who didn't want to be "just peeping at the screen but not speaking, is not a man who must be a fake man", immediately plunged into passionate discussions...

……

"Hey... Is there a mistake? It can't be all systems, right? Where's the group leader?" The one who spoke was the Luna Wealth Support System.

"Really, what kind of a god can gather so many systems together, come out and show off, let us guys take a look!" This is the icing on the cake auxiliary system of Luna.

"The group leader... There is no soft girl, red envelopes are fine, just send them." This is the Luna gossip auxiliary system.

"Group leader, are you proud now?" This is the Luna Garden Assist System.

"It's not bad. It's better for everyone to work hard, and I... so-so."

True politeness and false politeness are all politeness.

"The host is still cowhide, so many systems are bound to it. You can't be the illegitimate child of which... What am I talking about... Hehe, you understand." This is the Luna gossip auxiliary system.

"By the way, when it came to girls just now, you said it the most, am I right?" The Luna Gossip Assist System continued to tease.

Sure enough, a seamless system that combines career and hobbies is so knowledgeable and talented.

Li Huaishui immediately put away his smiling face, and his face was immediately upright.

"will not."

"not me."

"Absolutely impossible."

The Luna Gossip Assisting System released a few pictures, the above are the screenshots of everyone chatting with each other just now.

Li Huaishui was in it impressively, speaking... that was extremely enthusiastic.

Li Huaishui's complexion changed: "I'm lying in a big hole, can I still play like this?"

"Ding, all the elites in the group..." The Luna Super Assist System came forward: "Let's release the group rules now..."

"The first rule of this group: the host is always right..."

"Wow..."

A group of unbelievably surprised tones.

Li Huaishui: "..."

In addition to the surprise, there is also a little embarrassment.

Luna Super Assist System: "Who has any comments? Ha... no comments, pass!"

Luna Emotion Assistance System: "...??"

Luna Midwifery Assistance System: "Is this supposed to be produced by mmp?...??"

"..."

"The second rule of this group: Since the host has just bound to the system, without the host's call, each auxiliary sub-system is not allowed to make decisions on its own, or harass the host..."

"Those who have opinions come up with a [-]-word opinion manuscript...how about the manuscript? No—well, very good, passed."

...?
...?
Li Huaishui silently took out his notebook, and neatly copied the group plan into his own notebook.

whee.

This is not a group rule.

This is a leather whip dipped in cold water.

"The third rule of this group: Since the host is still a poor single dog, no one in this group is allowed to ghs..."

Li Huaishui's eyes widened in anger.

Say what?

Single dog?
Did you make a mistake?This host is someone who has seen the world, so he can easily be led astray by you... ghs?
However, can we clarify... well, what exactly is ghs?

Li Huaishui: "Haha... that... are you guys chatting, haha... just be casual... just be casual."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The screen was full of ridicule visible to the naked eye.

……

Li Huaishui: "(laughing and crying) (laughing and crying) Are you... are you sure you are not joking?"

The group was instantly quiet.

"Since the vast majority agree, the third article of the group rules is passed."

"Article [-] of this group's group rules: This group prohibits private posting of advertisements and pictures; prohibits swiping the screen; prohibits long-term diving..."

Lively discussion……

"Article [-] of the group rules..."

"Article [-] of the group rules..."

Lively discussion……

"Article [-] of this group's group rules: In view of the failure of the system's previous binding experience, don't think about turning the host into an omniscient, omniscient god..."

Silent.

Li Huaishui wanted to say something, but felt that it was really hypocritical.

Are you a slut?

of course not.

Luna is transparent.

"Article [-] of this group's group rules: The group owner (host) should care more about the group members, including but not limited to: flattery, flattery, bottomless praise, etc...

In addition, in order to communicate more smoothly, the group mainly uses cash red envelopes to enliven the atmosphere in the group during some festivals, holidays, days when the system is in a bad mood, and days when the system is in a good mood...Of course, the red envelopes should not be too small , at least [-] at a time, and there is no upper limit. "

"The above are the group rules. Do you have any opinions?"

"Like it in capital letters."

"Awesome!"

"This is simply the only thoughtful and insightful group rule in the world. What else can I do besides applaud?"

"However, the system is uneducated, and you can go all over the world with a single sentence!"

"..."

Li Huaishui's eyes darkened.

He felt that he had just escaped from a dangerous situation, as if... he had entered a remarkable place again.

Return Ollie to... give me a head.

Luna gossip auxiliary system: "Send red envelopes, the group leader sends red envelopes..."

Luna Planting Assistance System: "Hello, group leader, group leader is wonderful, group leader is croaking... red envelope... call red envelope..."

Luna Furutake Auxiliary System: "(Left squint) (Right squint)".

"Red envelope……"

"Red envelope……"

Li Huaishui showed his bank card and a membership card for "Water Dragon Ball Bathing"...

"It's okay to send red envelopes, and it's okay to send them every day when we have money. But right now... Ashamed, there are only more than 2000 plus - two thousand three hundred and forty-four five yuan and six cents. This is all my belongings.

Let's save some money for tomorrow's meal, shall we? "

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