My F-level talent makes my classmates tremble

Ling Xing's behavior not only made Yu Yi panic.

It also stunned the other candidates around.

Why did you whistle all of a sudden?
At first, they may not know Ling Xing's intentions.

But blowing and blowing, someone suddenly felt something was wrong.

They have the urge to release water!
At this time, they finally understood Ling Xing's purpose.

Brother, you are too hurt!

Those candidates in the red block secretly complained in their hearts.

Candidates in the yellow area saw that the whistler was Ling Xing, and they could only swallow their complaints.

Yu Yi also had the slightest urge to release water, but he was still able to hold back.

Ling Xing played a song and found that Yu Yi was quite tolerable.

So, he smiled and asked, "What do you think of my blowing?"

Ling Xing questioned whether he whistled well, but in this situation, who cares whether he whistles well or not.

But no one dared to protest, they could only watch Ling Xing playing there asking and answering questions.

"If you think I'm good at blowing, blink once, if you think I'm bad at blowing, then blink twice." Ling Xing gestured in front of Yuyi.

Yu Yi swallowed, and he chose to blink twice.

Ling Xing frowned, "Do you think I can't play well?"

"Then this time I must play it well until you are satisfied." Ling Xing decisively chose to challenge again.

Yu Yi regretted it too late!

I would have known better if I blinked my eyes.

When the candidates around heard that Ling Xing was about to whistle again, they scolded Ling Xing again in their hearts.

Ling Xing whistled again, and this time he chose a song with a relatively high rhythm.

Under the attack of Lingxing whistle, Yu Yi and the candidates around him were constantly suffering from outbursts and patience.

A song ends.

Ling Xing asked again: "What do you think of the blowing this time?"

Yu Yi blinked quickly.

Ling Xing pointed at Yu Yi with a smile, and said, "It seems that you like this song very much!"

"Then I'll do it again!"

I………………!
Yu Yi is about to collapse!

He felt that he had underestimated Ling Xing's shamelessness!
Just as Ling Xing was about to speak, a girl around said timidly: "That...classmate, can you please stop bragging, I can't hold it anymore."

Ling Xing turned his head and glanced at the girl's pleading eyes.

At the same time, he also felt the pleas from countless eyes around him.

False injury!
Ling Xing didn't expect that before Yu Yi collapsed, the other candidates around could hardly stand it anymore.

He had no choice but to change his strategy.

He thought for a while, and a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Ling Xing looked at Yu Yi and asked, "Do you like listening to jokes?"

God!Who can get this big devil away!
Yu Yi couldn't make a sound, couldn't walk away, he could only vent in his heart.

The other candidates around could see it.

Ling Xing mainly targeted Yu Yi.

And they are implicated.

Ling Xing thought about it, and first found a joke to test the water.

He smiled and said:

A guy meets his ex-girlfriend.

The ex-girlfriend asked him: "Have you found a new girlfriend yet?"

The boy shook his head and said, "I have met many girls, but none of them are like you."

The ex-girlfriend proudly said: "Now you know that I am different."

The boy nodded and said, "Indeed, there are not many girls who are as blind as you!"

puff……!
Before Yu Yi could laugh, a boy next to him couldn't help laughing first.

Fortunately, the boy was in the yellow block.

Ling Xing's goal is Yu Yi, he doesn't care if others laugh or not.

He looked at Yu Yi and asked, "Do you like this kind of joke? Blink once if you like it, and twice if you don't like it."

Yu Yi remained indifferent, he would never be fooled by this shameless man again!
"Then let me tell a joke."

After Xiao Ming broke up with his girlfriend, he was very depressed.

One day, my ex-girlfriend suddenly called.

A familiar voice came from the other end of the phone: "I miss you, the music restaurant we went to together, the French dinner we ate together, I really miss you, let's make up..."

Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and said: "Did you remember wrongly, we seem to have never been to the music restaurant you mentioned, and we have never eaten French cuisine."

On the other side of the phone, after a moment of silence, came: "Sorry, wrong number!"

After the joke was finished, Yu Yi didn't react too much, but a few people around him were laughing secretly.

Ling Xing then told several jokes.

He wanted to test Yu Yi's preferences through different types of jokes.

After trying several styles, Ling Xing finally found Yu Yi's favorite style.

The joke goes like this.

Once upon a time, there was a lustful servant who watched the mistress take a bath.

Looking at it, he was burning with desire.

After the hostess finished washing, she ordered him to throw away the bath water.

Instead of pouring the water away, he poured the bath water into his underpants.

He also said proudly: "If you can't eat meat, you can drink some soup."

After Ling Xing finished speaking, he found that the corner of Yu Yi's mouth was shaking, and he squeezed his mouth tightly, obviously not wanting to make himself laugh out loud.

"I can't see it, so you like dirty jokes."

Ling Xing pointed at Yu Yi and said with a smile.

"Let me tell you another nasty joke, I promise you will like it."

A 30-year-old beautiful woman married a 60-year-old man.

During the bridal chamber on the wedding day, the old man held out three fingers to the woman.

The woman asked with some anticipation: "Do you want to do it three times at night?"

The old man shook his head and asked, "I'm asking which finger you choose."

After finishing speaking, Ling Xing found that Yu Yi's head was shaking slightly, and his nostrils were breathing rapidly.

puff!
"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"

A boy next to Yu Yi covered his stomach and let out a goose cry.

Immediately, the broadcast sound came: "Candidates whose wristbands are lit, please leave the examination room."

The boy stopped the goose hooting only after the unfortunate news came.

But when the staff appeared and were about to take him out.

He pointed at Ling Xing and desperately explained.

"I didn't move on purpose."

"It was he who made me laugh by telling jokes!"

"Listen to my explanation! I laughed because he told a joke."

The staff ignored his explanation at all and ruthlessly pushed him out.

Ling Xing looked at the examinee who was taken out and shook his head.

Pond fish seedlings!No wonder no wonder!
Ling Xing looked at Yu Yi again, and he found blood oozing from the corner of Yu Yi's mouth.

Obviously trying to keep himself from laughing, he bit his lip hard.

It seems that dirty jokes are his itch!

Ling Xing strikes while the iron is hot.It's a bottom-of-the-box joke.

A boy was cooking in the cafeteria.

When I was about to check out, a condom fell out of my trouser pocket.

Other students around saw it, pointed at him and started discussing.

The man was embarrassed, hesitating whether to pick it up or not.

At this time, a girl laughed and said, "Student, your brother's overalls fell off!"