I'll just set up a stall and force me to kill the gods in the city?

Tourists on a cruise ship.

"Wow, look over there, what a beautiful water column!"

When tourists saw it, they exclaimed one after another, took out their mobile phones and kept taking pictures, and even took selfies with this background.

When the fishermen on the fishing boat saw this scene, their expressions became incomparably solemn, and they couldn't help bowing their heads and praying, "Is this the blessing of the Sea God? We will go fishing this time, and we will return safely and with a full load."

The international merchants on the international freighter saw it, but they were amazed by this, "Oh my God, it is so spectacular that Daxia still has such a spectacle. From now on, we need to communicate more with Daxia. "

And at the same time they were amazed, another jet of water shot up into the sky, and the two jets of water kept chasing after each other, as if they were two divine dragons crossing the catastrophe, constantly raising their heights, looking from a distance, it was truly miraculous!
"Wow, it's so beautiful!"

Tourists, fishermen and businessmen are all excited!

They all recorded the scene with their mobile phones.

However, in the end people discovered that one of the two water jets was slightly yellowed!

Obviously, the yellowed one belonged to Wang Xiaofei.

He stayed in the devil's prison for a long time, didn't drink any water, and got a little angry.

The two soaring water jets, because of the great impact at this moment, rushed out high enough and the volume was large enough, so when they fell, they were blown by the sea wind and swirled one after another, as if it was a light rain.

The tourists, fishermen, and businessmen on the boat feel the cool water drops falling down, and think they are raindrops, so they don't try to avoid them, feeling the coolness brought by the sea breeze and raindrops.

Some people even raised their heads, intentionally letting raindrops hit their cheeks, refreshing and refreshing, very comfortable.

A young woman with a good face raised her head, felt the raindrops falling on her face with intoxication, closed her eyes slightly, and couldn't help sighing: "Life, apart from the troubles in front of you, there are also poems and poems." distance!"

However, the next moment, the raindrops dripped down the corner of her mouth, and she felt something was wrong.

Smacking his lips, he looked puzzled.

Why does this poetic raindrop... have a smell of urine?

She told this situation to her girlfriends who were also good-looking around her.

The best friend was curious, so she stretched out her clove tongue and licked it. She couldn't help wondering, "Yes, this raindrop really has a familiar smell..."

But at this moment, Wang Xiaofei and Yu Ge had already pissed and pissed to the point of white-hot.

Brother Yu's expression had changed from self-confidence at the beginning to horror. He couldn't understand why the other party was so powerful. No matter how high he was, the other party could catch up with him, and even a little bit stronger than him.

This is obviously insulting!
However, even though Brother Yu has a unique advantage in this area, the prostate can't take it anymore after a long time.

Finally, at a certain moment, he was suddenly choked by the water, and the water input was interrupted instantly. The soaring column of urine lost its support and fell down with a crash, spilling people all over their bodies.

Geng Daniu saw it, and shouted excitedly, "Biao piss competition is over, Master Fei wins!"

Wang Xiaofei also stopped drinking water immediately when he heard Geng Daniu's shout.

Another water column in the East China Sea also gradually weakened, getting lower and lower, and finally disappeared.

"Ah, it's gone!"

The tourists were a little bit unsatisfied. The raindrops brought by these two water jets smelled like urine, but it was still a rare spectacle. I don’t know if they will encounter it again in the future.

Brother Yu, who interrupted the irrigation, heard Geng Daniu's announcement, and knew that he had lost this time!
I actually lost in peeing, which I was best at!

Are you still a man?

Slowly pulling up his pants, Brother Yu walked to the side of the prison alone. Suddenly, he squatted down and began to cry.

Crying is so sad and sad.

Geng Daniu was taken aback, why was he forced to cry?

However, Wang Xiaofei felt a feeling of inferiority and helplessness emanating from Brother Yu.

After thinking for a while, he slowly came to Brother Yu, tried to open his mouth, and wanted to say something to comfort him.

And with this thought, a coolness surged in his throat, as if he had eaten a silver throat lozenge, and he suddenly melted, "Brother Yu, your full name is Yu Hualong, right?"

He has already learned the most basic information such as name from Qingmo.

Hearing Wang Xiaofei speak, Geng Daniu and Yu Hualong looked at him with surprised eyes at the same time.

"You can talk?"

"Master Fei, did you speak?"

Geng Daniu said in surprise.

Wang Xiaofei was also quite excited. It seems that the loss of speaking ability that punished his six senses has been lifted.

"Just regained the ability to speak."

He said in relief, and then he controlled his arm and went forward to pat Yu Hualong's shoulder, "Your name is very good. Jinlin is not a thing in a pond, it can transform into a dragon when encountering a storm. If there is a good opportunity, you He must be called a great hero."

Yu Hualong looked at Wang Xiaofei in surprise, and suddenly said, "Why do you say the same thing as my father?"

Wang Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, "I'll just talk casually."

But Yu Hualong wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, buried his head in his arms again, and said with low self-esteem: "My father often told me that I would definitely become a dragon and phoenix among other people in the future, but how can I be like this? I'm short and ugly, and everyone regards me as a freak. Before, I felt that I was far away from peeing, and I had something to be proud of. However, I still can't compare to you. What else can I pin on? I'm a piece of shit."

Hearing what Yu Hualong said, Wang Xiaofei suddenly began to understand him. Although this alien, although superficially powerful, felt inferior, vulnerable, sensitive, and lacked self-confidence because of his appearance.

No wonder he didn't even bother to answer the conditions for his release just now.

Here, even though he is suffering, he can not be ridiculed and belittled by outsiders.But when he went outside, he would be ridiculed countless times.

Perhaps, it was because of this that he embarked on a criminal path of no return.

"Yu Hualong, brother Yu, in fact, to be honest, you really don't need to worry about your appearance. You know, with your strength, what an awesome existence in the outside world? Strong, countless people will envy you. Don’t forget, the world of aliens is gradually expanding now, and there are more strangers who look weirder than you. For example, in our base, there is a man with a butt on his face , and there is another one, the face is on the buttocks. He is both good in character and learning, still full of confidence, and he has found a beautiful girlfriend, drives a luxury car every day, and wears sunglasses on his buttocks, which is very cool."

Wang Xiaofei was persuasive, seeing Yu Hualong gradually raised his head, he seemed to listen to his own words, and continued: "The appearance is just a skin, you said you are short, how many short heroes in history are famous for thousands of years?" For example, Tu Xingsun, who was in the age of gods, was shorter than you, but his earth-type abilities helped Jiang Ziya make many contributions, and married a first-class beauty like Deng Chanyu. There is also Napoleon, who is of the same height The small one is like a spinning top, still dominating Europe and sweeping the West. There is also Wuhan University in the Water Margin era... Uh, let’s not talk about this, anyway, shortness is not a defect, what is concentrated is the essence, you are worried about you every day His figure is simply a pain in the ass."

Wang Xiaofei's simple words of comfort, his gentle voice like the warm winter sun, and his sincere and unaffected movements warmed Yu Hualong's heart little by little.

"I, am I really as good as you say?"

He couldn't help but asked with tears in his eyes.

"It's better than what I said. I just took advantage of a little bit of power when I peed. In comparison, you are definitely a real man. I am actually nothing. Apart from being handsome, I am nothing but good-looking."

In order to comfort Yu Hualong and untie his inferiority complex, Wang Xiaofei did not hesitate to belittle himself.