Spelling: My kung fu and spirit weapons are all spelled together

Chapter 18 This Clothes Are the Good News for Lazy People

Elder Chu hurriedly cupped his hands towards Holly, lowering his head than his hands, and said respectfully:
"Master Huo."

"Can I have a look at this white robe?"

Holly was speechless.

I feel like this person can't respond to what he says or does.

What is there to see in a white robe?

Handed it to him casually and said: "If Mr. Chu likes it, I will give it to you."

He looked at the crumpled white robe on Elder Chu's body.

Guess he might prefer white.

Anyway, I have 12 pieces, so it doesn't hurt to give him one.

Elder Chu held the white robe, his hands trembling.

There were words in his mouth.

In the next moment, there was only a 'bang' in his body.

In the Yuelai Inn, a golden wave swept across every inch of the place.

In just an instant, calm was restored.

The white robe was automatically put on Elder Chu.

"Sure enough, it's the white robe fairy clothes!" Boss Chu was overjoyed.

'Plop' he knelt in front of Holly.

"Thank you Shopkeeper Huo, thank you Senior Huo."

At this moment, everyone present was stunned!

"I'm going~, what's going on?"

"This old man Chu's work is wonderful."

"Isn't it just a piece of clothing, as for being so excited?"

Huo Li stretched out his hand to help him up, "Old Chu, what's the matter with you?"

Elder Chu couldn't recover for a long time, his face was full of tears.

After calming down for a long time.

He said slowly, "I've waited 50 years for this day."

Holly looked at Elder Chu with an abnormal expression.

He looked at Mrs. Wang and asked what was going on?

Wang Fu shook his head, also with a confused look on his face.

"Master Huo."

Elder Chu said with a very solemn expression: "I am mentally normal."

"I can tell you how it happened."

……

"This fairy clothes is my master's family inheritance."

"Has been missing for more than 100 years."

"Its special feature is that the color and size can be adjusted according to the wearer's heart."

"Look, it's getting smaller."

The white robe wrapped tightly around his body.

"Change again."

The length, fatness and thinness of the robe perfectly combined with Elder Chu's figure, as if it was specially tailored for him.

The color has also changed to red.

"Could it be that your master is a magician?" Lin Jian muttered in a low voice.

Said what everyone thought.

Elder Chu was in a particularly comfortable mood, and he didn't mind this junior's abruptness at all.

Smiling: "If you think so, you are wrong."

"Wrongly wrong."

"There is another peculiarity about this fairy clothes."

"Wear it on your body, warm in winter and cool in summer."

"And there is no need to bathe, no need to change and wash, and it can always be kept very clean."

"This fairy clothes won't get wet or dusty, no matter how long you wear it, it won't produce any peculiar smell."

Holly was overjoyed, and blurted out: "This dress is the gospel for lazy people!"

"The system is produced, it must be a boutique!"

When I think that I still have 11 pieces, I feel very smooth.

Wang Lu interjected, "Isn't this just a constant temperature clothing?"

Lin Jian pouted, "Is it a multifunctional raincoat?"

Elder Chu smiled awkwardly and said: "The effect of the fairy clothes seems ordinary, but it is of great benefit to the exercises I practice."

He looked at Holly and said, "Master Huo."

"You think it's a device for lazy people."

"Actually, that's just a superficial phenomenon."

"My teacher's inheritance is the Qiankun Gongfa."

"This exercise will make the body smell bad."

"The greater the smell, the stronger the skill."

"Can't be bathed and can't be removed."

"But not all people who practice Qiankun Kung Fu have such a strong taste."

"Only those who have been inherited will do so."

"I was young at the time! I just didn't believe in this evil, so I accepted the inheritance of the master."

And this weird thing?
Everyone listened with relish.

It was also the first time Mr. Wang had heard Mr. Chu say this.

……

"later."

"I met my true love 'Xiaoyueyue' girl in Baihualou."

"But she can't smell me."

"At first, I sprinkled her favorite face powder to cover it up, but she could barely accept it."

"But then, the smell got stronger and stronger, and it couldn't be covered up at all."

"After she smelled it, she passed out directly."

heard here.

Lin Jian and Wang Lu hurriedly covered their noses and hid behind Holly.

Seeing the reaction of the two, Mr. Chu smiled awkwardly.

"If my inheritance is removed, I will become a useless person, and I will not live long."

"I had no choice but to give up the practice of kung fu, but the taste will always exist until the day I die."

"'Xiao Yueyue' ran away with someone to avoid me."

Everyone cast a sympathetic look at Elder Chu.

This is the greatest sorrow of a man, right?
Elder Chu showed joy and continued talking.

"Until one day, I saw this fairy clothes in a dream."

"It's been missing for over 100 years."

"For this reason, my master has been a bachelor for the rest of his life."

"He smoked to death two girls who really loved him."

"The name of the fairy clothes is: Qiankun fairy clothes."

"The dream suggested to me that only in the inn where 'Baihualou' is located."

"I can only get this fairy clothes from the immortals."

"The 'Qiankun Immortal Clothes' can not only completely cover up the smell, but also greatly increase the speed of practicing the Qiankun Kungfu."

"So, shopkeeper Huo, you are that immortal!"

"I'm 90 years old."

"At the age of 40, I reached the 16th level of the Spiritual Realm and reached the Consummation of the Martial King, and then I stopped practicing."

"Smell it quickly, has the strange smell on my body disappeared?"

At this moment, Elder Chu was as happy as a child, circling in front of everyone.

Everyone gathered around him, sniffing around.

Not only the strange smell disappeared, but also a light fragrance.

"Mr. Chu, is there only one 'Qiankun Immortal Clothes'?" Hawley asked.

"There is only one thing, which is passed down from my teacher."

"But then it was inexplicably lost."

"Otherwise, Master will not be a bachelor for the rest of his life."

"Thank you very much, Shopkeeper Huo."

"You're welcome." Holly said, still worried that he would ask the bottom line and find out the ins and outs of Xianyi.

However, Elder Chu didn't ask a word.

But Holly found that his merit value increased by 100 million.

This is the reward given to him by the fingertip hourglass.

Reward him for finding the 'Qian Kun Immortal Clothes' passed down by his master for Elder Chu.

Can I get merit value rewards without putting together a list?
Holly became pensive.

He should think carefully about what is the meaning of merit?
Why would he be rewarded with merit points?
that's it.

Holly inspected the Yuelai Inn, Baihualou and Yihongyuan managed by him.

He also discussed the management of "Dongfeng Station" with Wang Fu.

In a blink of an eye, it was 09:30 in the morning.

Originally, Lin Jian wanted to go to the 'Avenue Weapon Shop' to show off.

Let that snobby relative shopkeeper take a good look, he, Lin Jian, is already someone he can't afford.

But Hawley stopped him.

"Okay." Holly said, "It's time to complete the mission of the sect."

"At 10 o'clock, we have to gather and set off. Let's go to Lishuiwan Wharf."

Elder Chu ordered someone to bring them 2 catties of cooked beef and top-quality daughter red as snacks for each of them.

These are the special dishes provided by Yuelai Inn for a long time.

……

"fragrant!"

"It's so fragrant!"

Hawley chewed on a piece of cooked beef.

Stretched out a lot.

He wiped his oily hands on the white robe on his body.

The hands are clean, but the white robe is still as bright as new.

"Well, this 'Qiankun Immortal Clothes' is very good."

"The 'Qiankun Gongfa' that Elder Chu taught me is really amazing!"

"Turn yellow."

……

Holly in a yellow robe.

Through the courier's Rolls Silver Charm, I looked at the late autumn scenery outside the car window.

soon.

You can see the bushes, fine sand and gravel in front of you.

Next to it is an endless blue sea.

Obviously, the Lishuiwan Pier has arrived.

Huo Li, Lin Jian, Wang Lu, Da Lang and Er Lang got out of the car.

The tens of thousands of meters long silver-white beach is connected with Yuanhai.

The trees on the shore are lush.

Thousands of sect disciples crowded together.

There are couriers, live broadcasters, and outer disciples who want to complete the mission of the sect.

As far as the eye can see, a large ship is moored at the pier, ready to sail.

"Wow, here comes Holly."

"Handsome! I'm in love with him."

"Don't you like Fang Jiuxing?"

"Fang Jiuxing? I'm going to betray. Huo Li has an immortal temperament, and his wood spirit talent is amazing."

Listening to the discussions of the young female disciples.

Holly was a little intoxicated.

After all, he is an 18-year-old hot-blooded boy.

I still remember that his aunt said: "A gentleman is a good man, and a young man is full of spring."

He hasn't had a good time with girls yet, and he's only focused on cultivating.

Believe it or not, he is still a virgin.

Just holding Yao Ranran's hand.

This time I went to Phi Phi Island to complete the Zongmen mission, accompanied by Hua Yeling, the first Zongmen of "Single Girlfriend".

He must not let go of this opportunity.

"when!"

Fingertip Hourglass noticed his thoughts and sent a message:

"Holly, if you succeed in picking up girls."

"Pick up a girl, and the merit value will be directly reduced to minus 1000 million."

"Fuck, let me abstain from sex?" Holly was quite speechless.

If the merit value is negative by 100, the life span will be reduced by one year, and so on.

Then negative 1000 million merit points will reduce life expectancy by 10 years.

It is absolutely impossible for him to have a lifespan of 10 years now.

Isn't that going to burp immediately?
Unless he becomes an eternal immortal emperor, immortal and immortal, with an infinite lifespan.

After he knew the information about the fingertip hourglass.

See Ye Ling's devil figure and angel face again.

Unavoidably feeling aggrieved in my heart: "She's meowing, I don't look good when I see beautiful women."

"Is it possible to get pleasure only by being ambiguous?"

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