The Happy Life of the Abandoned Prince

Cartman, a slightly fat, carefree theater owner who thinks he is kind-hearted, encounters the biggest crisis in his life.He met five vicious guys walking together with Miss Suranti whom he met a few days ago, and they wanted to enter his beloved theater to watch a play together.

How many of these guys want to watch a show?What are you kidding?No no no!That bad maid in the lead said that you are all sissies here, and that fat, ugly, elephant-headed disfigured pig named Du Shan dared to say with a lewd smile that he wanted to see the girl's thighs.The dwarf was fine as a dwarf, but he didn't care to find a drink.You guys don't overdo it, I'm not a tavern here!Cartman was full of anger but he didn't dare to speak, the swordsman with the sharp blade kept staring at him silently.Want to kill me?Kill me if I refuse?The brave Cartman Fangfu saw the tragic mirror image of himself being killed bravely and stubbornly, and saw the lost wife and daughter crying on his grave. He recalled the scenery of his hometown, his parents in his hometown, and his first love , The self who has struggled since the youth, yes, the self at that time was brave and fearless, and insisted on his principles.Cartman took a deep breath and made up his mind. He stepped forward and exhausted all his strength, making a standard waiter's action, "Welcome, my honored guest, the drinks will be here soon."

For some reason, Connor felt very sad when he saw Cartman bowing his knees, midlife crisis, this is a midlife crisis.The courage, ideals, and youthful fearlessness of the past have all disappeared with the growth of the years and the fetters of wives and children. When encountering bullies, they can only shrink back to keep safe.He followed with the Judinicks, and intercepted Cartman on the way.Halfway to Cartman Road, he suddenly found that he couldn't move, and the alarm bells rang in his heart. It wasn't that he had done something wrong and angered several big bosses. "Gentlemen, I don't know what else to order?" He asked tremblingly, but he didn't even dare to turn his head. He didn't react until the three of Connor Judinick suddenly appeared in front of him, and immediately jumped up again. Three feet tall, "I knew it was you again!"

"Forget it. The matter of my sister-in-law is also my business." Connor didn't distinguish, "Now these big bosses are all time bombs. If one of them doesn't serve well, it will cause trouble. I will explain it to you in detail. Come on, think of a way quickly, don't let this trouble blow up your place."

"...You mean, the person inside the armor is Miss Mira, the leader of this generation's Heart of Fire?" Cartman trembled excitedly, the fat on his face trembling slightly, "So it's Heart of Fire The two ladies from Heart and Starchild are coming to my theater?"

Connor saw that this reaction was wrong, why did he feel that this fat man seemed very excited.

"Damn it, I'm damned! Isn't that armor the legendary bloody shine? Isn't that long gun the end?" Cartman grabbed his hair and yelled, as if he missed Bitcoin and the mine disaster , An otaku who forgot to buy RAM at 618.

"Mr. Cartman, are you okay?" Judy asked hesitantly.

"That's great. This is my chance, do you understand the opportunity?" Cartman fell into a frenzy, "That's the son of the great Joanna! Miss Mira is the one who continues the blood of Joanna!"

Bloodline, heir, great... You are the lines of a cult member, right?

"I will try my best to show Miss Mira the perfect side of our Starlight Theater, perfect! This is the guidance of fate! I will do it now." The dead fat man is going to set up the stage for a performance, and Connor hurriedly put the fat man on the stage again. Grab it.

"First, Lady Joanna is dead, and that is Miss Mira.

Second, she is very timid now, she only dares to meet men with a weapon, even if she walks on the street, she still needs four retainers to protect her.

Third, those retainers are all idiots, 24k, pure.The same goes for that Sera maid, who can even be said to be a super-platinum idiot.

If you still want to keep your theater, remember, it's over if you play it casually, and remember, there must be no men among the actors, and no timid ones.Otherwise, those guys will definitely take the opportunity to make trouble. "

"What about the male character?"

"Look for a beautiful woman with short hair to play the role. This is the secret to killing both men and women."

"Good idea, good idea. There's something wrong, there's something wrong!" The fat man ran away in a hurry.

Cartman really used his brains. He introduced Mira and the others to a small independent theater, and then announced that there would be unlimited supply of drinks. This item was well received by the four retainers, but it was a pity that although the sweet wines that were brought out were all high-end Goods, but in the eyes of the dwarves, it is tasteless sweet water. Seeing Dushan and Veradin drinking the sea like cows chewing peonies, Cartman's heart twitched. Get drunk and cause some trouble or something.Connor and the three discussed with Cartman in advance to dress up as service staff.Responsible for on-site security.Those few retainers, just one Du Shan can scare a lot of small drama directors.If another man with no eyesight approached Mira's safe area and alarmed the final gun, the picture would be too beautiful to dare to look at it.

Because Connor had met these guys before, he just stood aside with his head down, and Judy and Nick were mainly responsible for posing as waiters.Cartman also used his heart and chose the classic song and dance "A Couple Born".It tells the story of two men and women who meet by chance. Although each other is a match made in heaven, they have become happy enemies because of personality conflicts, and many ridiculous things have happened. In the end, the two find out that the other is the lover of their dreams, enter each other's heart and become A couple.The male protagonist can be seen as a beautiful beauty in men's clothing, dressed in a heroic yet feminine way.It is indeed the type of killing both men and women. If it is changed to the Takarazuka Theater in another world, it must be the kind that is popular enough to make a crowd of aunts scream.It's a pity that the actor was unlucky to meet these kings of the mountain.

"Oh, sissy, no, it's just a sissy." Sara started to boo, but lost interest once she found out it was a woman. "But Du Shan looked excited, "Woman, it's a girl in pants. "

"It's boring, what's so interesting about girls in pants." Veradin just remembered drinking and ignoring everything.

That beauty in men's clothing was probably the first time she met such a shameless rough audience, she was so stimulated by these obscenities that she almost couldn't stand still, and even sang the wrong high note.Du Shan and the dwarf, the two tasteless guys, were still coaxing and shouting together: "Oh~ oh~ oh, I sang the wrong song, go down, go down."

The beauty in men's clothing almost burst into tears on the spot, but gritted her teeth and continued singing when she saw Cartman, the backstage boss's persistent eyes, and continued to sing. She persisted until the heroine appeared, but this group of people quickly focused on the heroine, "Haha, Finally a pretty girl, but she's dressed too much."

"What do you know, you can only feel it when you take it off like this. Hahahaha."

The dwarf and Dushan laughed lewdly together, but soon they stopped laughing.Saila, the eldest sister, picked up a large piece and chopped it down with a knife, and the few tufts of hair on the two of them bid farewell to their heads. If the knife light went down a few inches, the head should have moved.

"Shut up, you two idiots, didn't you see that you disturbed the interest of the two ladies? Du Shan shut up your stinking mouth and no one will treat you as a dumb person. If you don't shut up again, I will pull out your tongue and chop you up." go down."

Dushan and the dwarf Veradin closed their mouths in resentment. Veradin had a lot of free time since he shut up, and he swept away the drinks provided by Katarman like drinking water.Du Shan kept drinking non-stop, and the two of them went out drunk to go to the toilet when they were in a hurry to urinate. The crowd was overwhelmed, and the actors who were still present screamed and ran wildly in fright.

"I said Veradin, why... why are there so many women in the toilet?"

"How can there be a girl, I...why didn't I see it, it's...you were drunk."

"Nonsense...Nonsense, I clearly saw a few women and walked past us."

"You don't care so much... Maybe this is the rule in theaters."

"Go, fuck you, the rules of your theater." Du Shan wanted to make it easier by unbuttoning his pants, but Connor, who was lurking on the side, couldn't stand it anymore. If he pissed, Cartman would cry again.He silently chanted the spell to release the ring given by his sister-in-law, and a dagger appeared in his right hand.Connor picked up the scabbard and flew to make a surprise attack, hoping to knock them out and drag them out, but he didn't expect this random blow to wake them up like a basin of cold water. The dull and confused, "There are assassins!"

The dwarf Veradin was startled, and immediately began to touch his two-handed axe, but he didn't bring the weapon with him at all.In a hurry, he wanted to use something as a weapon, so he copied the triangular stool.But Veradin was a little redundant. Connor's first target was not him, but the meatball man Dushan, because the dwarf Veradin obviously had a better drinking capacity.Since the battle with Oma Meow, Connor's swordsmanship and combat level have been improved by several levels thanks to the help of the system adults. Nothing, not to mention two drunks who drank too much.When he saw that he had missed a hit, he immediately rushed to attack, and while the two of them were still a little delirious, he dropped Du Shan in seconds!The crescent moon swordsmanship used by Connor is just suitable for close combat swordsmanship with daggers and knives. The battle scene is similar to a Persian monkey jumping up and down on the wall. He uses his shoulders to release all the magical attacks of the dagger, throwing Released a blue magic light.Du Shan, who has experienced many battles, will die when he sees the sword light. He knows that as long as he touches himself, this force will split his unarmored body into two like a hot knife cutting butter, so he reacted immediately , using his fat body to bend into a bridge, will flash across the sword light.Nick, who was hiding in the shadows, was amazed by Du Shan's move. He saw this man like a mountain of meat dodge like lightning, and the fat on his body that swayed three times was like an indifferent decoration.But Connor's subsequent attack was faster. His scabbard had already waited for Du Shan in advance. First, he hit Du Shan's jugular vein with the scabbard, and then hammered his abdominal plexus with the hilt.This series of attacks successfully knocked Du Shan unconscious.Without stopping, Connor turned around and lunged at the dwarf Veradin.Veradin wanted to use the triangular stool to block Connor's dagger with the dwarf's good shield attack technique. This is a daring skill, because using a triangular stool to cali the blade is sacrificing one's own life on the tip of the knife. But he miscalculated again. Connor twisted and backed away, changing directions three times in a row and launching an attack.This made Veradin's concentrated attack miss, as uncomfortable as if he couldn't catch his breath.He looked seriously at the assassin who jumped out of nowhere, and suddenly felt that the other person looked very familiar, "You are from the son of the stars in the morning..." When Connor saw that the other person was a little lax, he took advantage of the opportunity, and simply gave him his head After a while, he dragged Veradin and Dushan out together.

Nick, who was dragging the two of them with Connor, was a little silent. After pulling them both out of the door, Nick finally said, "I didn't expect Connor's swordsmanship to be so powerful... I should say that I never expected or should It really lives up to your surname. Connor, are you going to participate in the sword fighting competition at the Sword House?"

Connor made a hush gesture, "I'm the secret weapon of our class!"

"Isn't that a personal game?"

"...Then it can bring glory to the class." Can you still pretend to be a B?