The Happy Life of the Abandoned Prince

Suranti Son of the Stars, Connor's sister-in-law, was invited by her brother-in-law to go to the bathroom together for the first time, and she actually agreed. It seems that everyone in the Son of Stars' family is naturally dumb.Although this was just a ridiculous misunderstanding, Connor, who couldn't explain it, was suppressed by his maid without any resistance.When Connor was thrown down, a little experience point from the time of defeat unexpectedly popped out, which made him sober up a little bit in shame.Think about it carefully, how could such a cute person be a boy.No, no, so cute, of course it can be a boy.The fault is not me, but the world!And that little drow fan girl, with her brainless look, would think that Suranti, whom she likes, is a man.No, it's normal for girls to like girls.It is my fault?Or is the world just too crazy?After all, it's all the fault of time.

"It's a misunderstanding, I can explain it." Connor jumped up and shouted.Although everyone said that half of my sister-in-law's butt was my brother-in-law's nonsense, but I was calm and calm.By the way, I was a little taken aback by it, after all, I always regarded it as my brother-in-law's.No, I feel even more stupid like this, Connor immediately started to explain from the little girl Isabel.

It's not a long story, although the whole thing is a little bit silly.

Erza: "Huh. Young master, I'm not talking about you, your thinking is too stupid."

Yes, what you said is so reasonable that I am speechless.

Afterwards, the match between Connor and Suranti was quite restrained. After all, the bruises, bleeding and broken skin made my sister-in-law press my legs, face, and so on.Connor, who originally wanted to earn [-] defeat experience a day, could only give up this plan temporarily.The goal of upgrading the great cause is far away.

On the second day, Connor, his fiancée, sister-in-law, and servants went to the Starlight Theater to watch Cartman Fallon's new play "The Vengeful Ghost" after the holiday of the Poseidon Festival.As soon as you hear this name, it is not suitable for having fun with your family.But since the girls in the family were all in high spirits, Connor didn't object.When they arrived at the Starlight Theater, they found that the theater, which was supposed to be crowded with people, was empty, and the gate was locked, as if it was closed. It should be that the theater was closed for the golden holiday, and there was a notice posted on it, thank you for your love, Starlight The theater is temporarily closed for rectification.Opening hours will be notified separately.

Pfft, Starlight Theater, the largest theater on the outer island, closed down, and Catman and his sister-in-law ran away. It turned out that the props of 20 yuan and 20 yuan were all [-] yuan, [-] yuan, Cartman, you are not human, you are not human !Give me back my hard-earned money, give me back my hard-earned money.Connor made up these plots maliciously, and couldn't help smiling.

"Darling, what should we do?"

"Let's go play somewhere else first. Huh?" Connor saw a shaking figure in the theater. Isn't that Alia?
"Hello, Alia?" Connor greeted loudly.Alia heard Connor running back immediately.

"It's Connor." Aliya looked at the elves around him, obviously stunned for a moment. "This is?"

"these are my family members."

"family?"

"Hi, I'm Connor's fiancée." Solan Luna greeted Alia happily, "By the way, are you the heroine who kissed Connor?"

Connor almost fell when he heard that, he observed his fiancée's face, it wasn't black-bellied, it wasn't Shura field, he really just asked a question.It's not bad to see a fiancée who is naturally dumb in this way.

Alia also petrified for a few seconds like Connor, "Um, um. Hello, beautiful lady elf.".

""By the way, what happened to the theater? " Solan Luna continued to ask.

"There won't be any performances here recently. You're all in vain, so go back." Alia felt a little dejected when she mentioned this. She managed to get a girl with a few lines in "The Vengeful Ghost" Supporting role, but this kind of thing happened.

"What's the matter? That fatty Cartman eloped with his sister-in-law?" Connor asked maliciously.

"How does it involve Mr. Cartman and his sister-in-law?"

"Cut, what's the matter? The fat man's stock trading capital chain is broken and he went to the rooftop?"

"What are you talking about?" Alia looked around, and made a standard I just tell you don't tell others rumors gesture, "Don't talk nonsense, this theater has been haunted recently !"

Haunted?Ghost without purification?Find a few priests, Faye is also fine, there is nothing that can't be done with one fireball, if one fireball is not enough, then five fireballs.

"No, it's not that kind of shiny ghost, or zombies or something. It's something more terrifying..." Alia made a gesture that she couldn't understand, "It looks like a ghost or a monster... According to people who saw it, it was dark and hairy."

Dark and fluffy, furry monster?It can't be the dependent of some indescribable thing.

"Eldest Miss and Second Miss." Erza stood up, her face full of responsibility and courage, "Now the largest theater on the outer island is shrouded in evil, we want to save him!"

"Aw!" Tian Tianda happily agreed,
"I hope the so-called ghosts won't be too boring." Suranti was actually very interested.

Connor understood that the women at home were just too bored, and watching plays was just a pastime, and now the story of Connor's detective team began.The Starlight Theater has been emptied, and Cartman has arranged for other residences. If you come later, even Alia won't be able to see the Starlight Theater, and the Starlight Theater will be temporarily vacated until the problem is resolved.Connor asked Alia to call out several people who were still in the theater to testify.

Witness a: "I was taking off my make-up that day, and I found someone changing clothes somewhere. Well, what did he look like? He was hiding behind a changing screen, and I couldn't see anything. I just heard the sound of changing clothes. You understand, Little actors like me usually don’t care about other people’s business, and come out immediately after changing clothes. At that time? At that time, I wondered why some people changed clothes so slowly and never came out from behind the changing cloth. We are actors, you guys We all know that it takes a long time to stand upside down in front of the dressing table. But afterwards, I asked a sister and colleague in the dressing room, and found that no one entered the backstage except me. The door was locked and the key was in our hands Come on, this thing scared the hell out of me."

Witness b: "That night I went to the junkyard to throw away the broken props. The junkyards are far away. I saw... me on the junkyard." (he paused and drank a glass of water) "I only saw one Big, dark, furry, smelly things... What? Not cockroaches, how can there be such a big cockroach! It’s so big, so big, so big! It’s not a gorilla! I can tell these things apart.”

Witness c: "I am the cook in charge of the kitchen. Things in the kitchen have been mysteriously disappearing recently. The amount lost can raise a lion! This incident made me lose my temper a few times. I thought it must be raised by those ignorant actors. What a pet, so I pointed at Sang and Huai a few times. But it didn’t work. Then one night I heard someone rummaging in the kitchen. It was pitch black and I couldn’t see anything. I thought I was holding this random animal to cause trouble for others Guy, so I yelled what are you doing. As a result, that guy, who is still a human or an animal, was gnawing on a ham, making a crunching sound. When I shouted, it didn't run away, but looked at me with its big eyes. When I grinned, I saw only one piece of teeth! Oh my god, it scared me to death."

As soon as Connor heard that there was no serial murder case, he lost interest. Is it a shame that the Conan movie version does not die with one hand and is called the movie version?If you don’t blow up a building and burn a cruise ship, what’s the point of bragging about Conan’s physical skills?It is ridiculous to be afraid of ghost stories in a world where even real ghosts exist.Witness A is a young actor, Witness B is a show manager, and C is a cook. They just lost some food and clothes. It was not a prank, or someone hid in the theater and went out day and night to steal food. The thing is not an exaggeration. Conan caught a homeless person hiding in a convenience store. A similar thing happened in Japan in his previous life, but it was even more frightening. A certain man threw food at home every day. He thought that wild cats and dogs had entered, so An turned on the camera, and finally found that an aunt came out of the cabinet in his house in the middle of the night!Stealing things to eat... Of course, Big Mom must be human.If it weren't for people, it wouldn't be food but this sloppy otaku.

Connor wandered around bored by himself, leaving the three big detectives behind to continue the questioning. He walked to the garbage dump that the theater manager said, where all the daily and theater debris of the theater owner, food, etc. , clothes, all kinds of unnamed tattered props, and many damaged monster cloth covers, which should have been cleaned up regularly, but there is no mention of picking up the trash when everyone has run away.Connor pulled the monster dolls over and looked at them carefully. The special effects are not good, and even illusionists can't afford it.Cartman actually used the puppet monster to fool people. He pointed to a monster cloth cover that was as ugly as a great evil god and looked like a lion, "I already know the truth, and the culprit is you!"

Witness d: I am the administrator in charge of logistics and general affairs. Why don't we go to the police and samurai to deal with these problems.Not only that, Mr. Cartman also felt that the samurai sent by the management committee were too young, and asked for two famous mercenaries to support the police samurai.That little samurai is young and has a bad face. I don’t want to mention it. Those two samurai are really good hands. They have handled a lot of things with their big waists. Well, three of them were thrown out one by one. Those two famous mercenaries, whose arms were thicker than my legs, were thrown out like a stone, and they are still lying unconscious in the hospital.

"So this prisoner is still so powerful. The pastor and the doctor must have treated the wound, and he was unconscious. He must have been greatly stimulated." Erza held her chin and looked thoughtful. She took out a pipe and put it on her head He put on a deerstalker hat, "The props that Connor prepared for me just now, said that it can broaden my thinking, and I also think this dress is good. Are there any other witnesses?"

If he hadn't missed the news of Witness D, Connor wouldn't have walked around alone. He would soon feel scared and regretted his rashness. A big guy got out of it, and he said in a low voice, "I hide so well, how did you find me?"

Connor suddenly understood the meaning of the phrase "black, furry, big and stinky". The dense black forest, everyone understands it.Two and a half Armstrong cannons are placed on top of the obviously ill-fitting dress, which is really unbearable, unthinkable, unimaginable mental pollutant.The scariest thing is that this dark guy actually has cat ears and a tail!

For the first time, Connor understood Zilong's tragic psychology of inserting his own eyes. This terrifying guy slowly walked out of the garbage dump, and he said viciously, ""A sissy without muscles, hmph, this place No matter what race she is, she is a bitch like an elf. "

Connor really wanted to complain that you, a black uncle in women's clothing and with cat ears and tail, has the face to say such things. He carefully and slowly grabbed a wooden stick standing aside, for fear of irritating the other party, while doing it slowly After completing Yuanyao's defensive action of Starlight Sword, he asked, "Who are you? Why are you hiding here?"

"Oba is me, the successor of the golden muscles. Others, hehehe, you don't need to know, don't worry, it won't hurt very much, I just want you to sleep well and don't spoil my good deeds. "

My god, this line is getting more and more horrible, you are a believer in King Billy, for sure. "Don't come here. I'll call someone if you come here again." Connor said Gengji's lines, ready to use all means to protect his chastity.