The Happy Life of the Abandoned Prince

The next day, when Connor came to the classroom, the students hadn't come out of yesterday's competition, and they were still happily talking about various topics in the competition.

"Yo hello, Rachel." Connor greeted the monitor at the next table, but Rachel turned and ignored him.Connor turned the other way, and Rachel turned the other way.

Could it be that you are angry?Connor recalled where he made the squad leader angry, and found that everything is possible. He followed Mr. Gu Long's motto, "Any man who thinks he can understand women's psychology is either extremely smart or extremely stupid.", giving up Go guess the "what did I do wrong" game.

In this way, it was safe and sound until the lunch break, when Connor heard hurried footsteps, and the door was pushed open.

"Heollo! Here I come!" Alice pushed open the door alive and kicking.

"Yo hello."

"Alice is you."

"What's wrong? Rachel is not very energetic today. Hehehe, feel the energy of Alice today!" She hugged Rachel and rubbed her in satisfaction.The squad leader had a pained and happy expression, "Okay, okay~ I'm so sorry."

Alice hummed a ditty in satisfaction, she turned her head and looked like "just found you", "What, is Connor here?"

"Hey, your eyesight has deteriorated like this in just one day. Try the fourth set of eye exercises handed down by Gallia!"

"Yeah~ what do you want to do?"

"What are you doing? Of course, I'm doing eye exercises for you out of the love of the class, do you know? This is called the Qingming point, and it's guaranteed to be sour. As long as I press it with my powerful diamond finger, it will definitely restore your eyesight in an instant. normal!"

"Don't, don't come here!" Alice walked around the table refusing to let Connor approach, "Stop! Stop! I'm bringing you what you want today!"

Alice handed over a strange mask. It was a clown's mask. Half of it was laughing and the other was crying with tears. It sounds strange and inexplicable.

Connor took the mask over and gestured, and put it on his face, he asked Alice, "Am I considered a member?"

"Uh, yes."

Connor heard the heavenly voice of "Mission Complete", he suppressed his excitement and continued to ask, "Is it okay for me to go to the cat's lair with this mask in the future?"

"That's right." Alice reminded Connor as if remembering something, "If you want to buy a book, you must remember to wear a mask."

Otherwise I won't let you in, I understand.Connor secretly guessed.

"Otherwise, you won't be able to participate in the points, discounts, and membership activities for each purchase!"

"What!" Even the time traveler Connor was caught off guard by Lei, "You mean, this mask is a membership card?"

"I don't know what your Gallia's membership card is, but it must be what you mean."

"Then, this mask, what's the matter with this mask?" Connor glanced at the mask. Under the light, this crying and laughing mask reflected a strange luster. Wholesale goods from commodity distribution centers?"

"This is not a high-end product. It is indeed a handicraft handcrafted by the president. It is definitely a unique boutique in the world, and it cannot be faked or shoddy."

"All members have a mask customized by the president?" Connor played with the mask, recalling the scenes of "V for Vendetta", "Jojo", and "Legend of Overlord", and he couldn't help but have bad associations in his heart.Think about it, a president who sells workbooks has the leisure to make a mask for each member!A smirking guy with salty glasses, a sweaty fat man, and Mr. Shimizu Baishi appeared in his mind. The more he thought about it, the more chilling he became, and he made up his mind not to wear a mask unless it was absolutely necessary.

"Yes, the president is not what he looks like on the outside, but he is actually very capable and reliable."

"I will definitely visit in person. I hope it is as you say."

"Hey, Rachel is unusually quiet today, or is she out of spirit? I wonder if she has a fever?" Alice touched Rachel's forehead with concern, and Connor thought that the monitor should still be angry with him. , he suddenly asked a question with great happiness, "Why didn't the squad leader join the club?"

"What's so strange about this, every time I bring her..." Before Alice finished speaking, Rachel covered her mouth and pulled her aside, biting her ears.After returning, he changed his tone, "Ahaha, Rachel is not interested, hahaha."

"Really? Squad leader?" Seeing Connor's smiling expression, the squad leader felt a deep sense of crisis just like seeing a frog encountering a snake. The chill ran up her spine and back, she staggered Connor's gaze, and said Not sent.

"Nick, Nick, please come over here!" Connor called over to Nick who was on the side, and brushed something on paper with a pen. He looked sunny and asked Alice, "I remember you like The BL book, what is it called "The Love of Comrades"?"

"Why do you remember such things so clearly?"

"Because in Gallia, girls like you are called rotten women." Connor saw Nick coming and beckoning him to sit next to him.

"Nick, it's almost time for the Sea God Festival. I want to make a short play. Try this one first. It's about friendship in battle. You can rehearse it with me."

"Okay, let me see, is this a short poem?"

"Well, the poems of ancient soldiers in Gallia."

"I miss,

'Who says there are no clothes?Wear the same shirt as you.The king wants to raise troops, repair the spears and spears, and share the same hatred with you!

Who says there are no clothes?Wear the same underwear as you.The king wants to raise troops, trim the spears and halberds, and prepare together with you!
Who says there are no clothes?Wear the same battle dress as you.The king wants to raise troops, fix his armor and weapons, and go to the front with you! 'It's really simple and touching, hey, why are you so popular, monitor Alice? "

Connor smiled insidiously, "Alice and the squad leader were too tired yesterday, that's why they did this. Nick, let's try the business war script again. You play the role of the president of the chamber of commerce, and I try to play the role of a young official. , you confront me like this, yes, open the neckline and make it a little messy, with an unrestrained expression on your face, read your lines."

"I want everyone in the world to know that I contracted this fish pond!"

"Very well, Nick, your expressions are in place. Oh, why are Alice and the squad leader blushing like this? The wind must be blowing. You should take a good rest. Come on, Nick, go on. What we are playing now is a Fighting scene, I was knocked down by you at your feet, you continue to read."

"Hmph, why don't you run away? The person I want, no one can escape from my palm."

Alice covered her nose and interrupted them, "I can't take it anymore, Connor, you won this time. Rachel, go out with me to get some fresh air." She pulled Rachel as if going out, and was caught Connor stopped. "Don't go, Alice, there's only one last scene left, you go after watching it." He triumphantly walked to the squad leader, "The squad leader is quite honest if he doesn't say a word about his body."

The monitor's face was flushed, as if he was a restless primary school student who hadn't had time to go to the toilet, Connor turned around and let Nick pull his neckline, "Nick, try harder, and then smile with a bit of evil, how do you say that, evil Charming and mad?"

"I always think your lines are weird, but when you read them carefully, there's nothing wrong with them." Nick was a little depressed. He was keenly aware that Connor was bullying Alice and the class monitor with himself and the scene, but he, a pure and straight man, How can one understand the romantic feelings of a rotten girl who rots the sky, rots the earth, rots the air, and fights against CP.

He grabbed Connor's neckline. Connor hung his head weakly to increase the dramatic effect. Nick tried to make the so-called "evil, charming and wild" expression. He was panting, and his neat clothes were messed up. The two buttons on the top were undone, and he shouted sharply, "Remember now, you are mine!"

Alice watched Nick and Connor's performance excitedly. The monitor pretended to cover his eyes, but admired the scene through his fingers.The tragedy happened. At this moment, someone walked into the classroom. She was smiling and calling for her younger brother Nick, and then Judy's smile was frozen by the overbearing President Fan's line. She began to tremble. The capable monitor fell to the ground like a weak girl.

Nick picked up his sister in a hurry. He checked the breathing tube and pupils, and finally felt relieved. Connor hurriedly called his classmates to send Judy to the infirmary.

Alice gave Connor a thumbs up, "Connor, although you are indeed a nuisance, you are indeed a powerful nuisance."

Connor rolled his eyes, but said nothing.