Sage's Queen's Cultivation Diary

Elves and orcs, whenever these two words are mentioned at the same time, different people will have different reactions. Politicians will sigh weakly, businessmen will show greedy smiles, and writers will start to conceive after a big smile. A story that has to be told between weak orcs and lecherous elves, but no matter what kind of mood these guys look at the relationship between the two races, the relationship between elves and orcs is quite bad, even to the point of a fire and water intolerable.

This is understandable, after all, one is a reckless man who advocates force, and the other is a nobleman who loves peace. It is also an indisputable fact that the Wingmen who once attacked the elves were included in the orcs. The three different views and these frictions made elves and orcs become the two most topical races on the entire continent.

"Mr. Kaa, please."

"Thank you, Her Majesty."

No one can imagine the appearance of elves and orcs sitting and chatting together, but in a castle in a forest west of Britain, there was this dramatic scene. The petite elf queen and the tall and brave male orc were sitting face to face. The beautiful elf maid next to the two of them added delicious elf-specific wine for them. Although the maid accidentally spilled the whole jug of wine on the head of the male orc, the latter still expressed his understanding gentlemanly.

"Beautiful Miss Elf, please don't mind. After all, it's your first time seeing an orc, so you will inevitably make some small mistakes due to nervousness."

"Tsk! I just want to clean your head that hasn't been washed for countless days. Don't get me wrong, orc!"

"..."

The elf maid left angrily with the empty wine jug. Kayo took out a white handkerchief from her waist and wiped her hair calmly.

"Your Majesty, your subordinates are really hot."

"Haha, I can't help it." The elf queen smiled apologetically, the smile was so hearty that people couldn't help but ask "is this guy really the queen?" "The men in the clan are too weak. I just want to go to the human world to be a rich woman and enjoy a leisurely life, if we don't be tougher, it will turn into a very troublesome situation."

Kayo nodded clearly: "That is to say, if all the male elves run away, then you female elves can only grind tofu with each other, right?"

Kayo is called a devil by the orcs. Apart from his overly violent behavior, this title is more used to describe his weak feelings. However, it is such a ruthless executioner who, in front of the queen of other clans, He openly talked about some nasty jokes.

"Grinding tofu?" Kayo's words made the Elf Queen stunned. After frowning and thinking for a while, her brows stretched out with laughter, "Hahaha! What an interesting metaphor, grinding tofu, grinding tofu, you guys Are the envoys of the gods all such interesting guys?"

"That's just because your majesty is too arrogant. Generally speaking, if you say such things to women, you will be called a rogue."

"Ah? A woman who is shy because of this level of words must have something wrong with her brain, kid?" While saying something that a woman with a real brain problem would say, the Elf Queen took a sip of the wine in front of her. And Jin, after putting down the wine glass, a strange flush appeared on her face, "A so-called woman has to have the aura of taking off her clothes and going to the end. No one wants an old woman."

Kao was stunned by the ability of the elf queen to get drunk from a cup. Although she didn't know whether she was pretending to be drunk or if she could not drink so much, but what tactics should be used to deal with drunkards? After living with the current orc queen for more than ten years Kayo in [-] couldn't be more clear: "...No, I don't think Her Majesty is an old woman. Among the women I have seen, you are also the most beautiful part."

He said the words of praise blankly, but Kayo suddenly found that things did not unfold as he expected. Not only was the Elf Queen not happy, but she became more and more dissatisfied.

"When did I say that the old woman was me? Find fault, you bastard!"

"..." The corners of Kayo's eyes couldn't help twitching. He thought that his queen was already quite difficult to deal with, but he didn't expect that the elf queen was not bad at messing around. He took a deep breath, and Mr. Devil reluctantly The corners of her mouth twitched, "Sorry, Your Majesty, I misunderstood."

It's stupid to reason with a woman, and it's even more stupid to reason with a woman in a high position, and to reason with a woman who is not only in a high position but also drunk, apart from being kicked in the head by the tauren, Kayo couldn't imagine such a warrior, and the elf queen seemed quite satisfied with his straightforward attitude of admitting his mistake.

"Ah, what a nice man, you are too, and so is the human being before, no matter which one is better than those useless wood in the clan."

Kayo didn't speak. He probably could guess who the human being the Elf Queen was talking about. He closed his eyes and meditated for a while, then he met the Elf Queen's eyes: "Your Majesty, have you already had contact with Kavel?"

"That's right, I've met him, he's an excellent and interesting man like you." The Elf Queen shook the empty wine glass in her hand, "Even so, he's thinking things a bit idealistically, and he wants us to be with you." Winged people cooperate, this is even more whimsical than you coming to find our elf alliance."

"Does Her Majesty think we're all just whimsical?"

"Otherwise? Do you think I will really agree to your request? Mr. Devil of the orc race." The elf queen smiled. Unlike before, her smile is quite dignified now, which made Kao confirm that she was just pretending to be crazy before. .

"Yes." Kayo replied without hesitation, "No matter what you think, it is the best choice to cooperate with us at this stage, and you don't seem to be that stubborn woman, I believe you will make the right choice judgment."

The current situation of the elves is also quite delicate. It is rumored that their real feud, the dark elves, has colluded with the goblins, which is really not good news for them.

"You're right. The dark elves have long held grudges against us who drove them out of the elf kingdom. If the rumors are true, they will definitely wait for an opportunity to retaliate with the goblins as their powerful allies."

"So you need an ally who can fight against the goblins now, don't you?"

I don’t know when, the races and countries that used to fight on their own began to form gangs, as if someone was secretly promoting everything, not to mention the topic of some conspiracy theories, the alliance between the dark elves and the goblins is very likely to be formed. A fait accompli, the lowly dark elves can agree with the equally lowly goblins, but the high elves who always think they are superior cannot do the same.

"Do you want the noble elves to ask the orcs to help us repel the enemy? Or are the orcs working like slaves for the elves?"

The meaning hidden in the Elf Queen's words couldn't be clearer. The elves are proud. They can't let go of their arrogance and ask for an alliance with the orcs, and the orcs are the same. Let them help the elves who have always looked down on them, which is worse than killing them. uncomfortable.

Kayo nodded: "You are right, Your Majesty, the relationship between the elves and the orcs does determine that it is impossible for them to form an alliance so easily."

"It's good that you can understand. From my personal point of view, I don't reject the alliance with the orcs. After all, your combat effectiveness lies there. But from the perspective of the elves, cooperating with you is simply trampling on our long-standing tradition." Proud." Speaking of this, the elf queen sneered, "What bullshit pride, now it is not the situation where elves and dragons dominate as before, since those old guys in the elf council separated the dark elves on their own initiative, the elves Haven't they realized what the downfall of the clan is like, and if we continue to be proud, we may really be reduced to commodities in the hands of slave merchants."

Unlike other races, the elves are not dictatorial. In addition to the elf queen, there is also a so-called elf council that handles the affairs of the elves. After all, it is one of the most powerful races ever, and it is impossible to Everything is left to the Queen alone, but looking at Her Majesty's current expression, it seems that she is quite dissatisfied with the Elf Council.

"So the biggest obstacle to the cooperation between elves and orcs is actually the elves council..." Kao keenly heard what she wanted to convey from Her Majesty's complaint, touched his chin, and asked, "Then the queen Your Majesty, what if humans come to ask for cooperation with the elves?"

"Humans? Do you mean Britain? If they don't want to cooperate with the winged people, there shouldn't be a big problem. Why, you want Britain to be an intermediary for the cooperation between elves and orcs?"

Kayo nodded: "That's right, since elves and orcs can't simply form an alliance, it's fine to use Britain as a bridge and passively stand on the same front."

"So didn't I say that just because Britain is cooperating with the Wingmen, it's impossible for me to agree to their request and the alliance, let alone adding the orcs."

"That's just because the benefits are not enough." Kayo handed the wine glass in his hand to the elf queen, "I can promise you on behalf of the orcs, if the elves can cooperate with the orcs, then we will definitely help you repel the dark elves, Even help you reincorporate them into the elves."

"Oh? What a tempting reward, but it's not enough."

"Then..." Thinking of what the man had said to him, Kayo looked straight into the eyes of the elf queen, "plus the favor of the Flower Fairy, so what?"