Sage's Queen's Cultivation Diary

Mere human beings cannot communicate with gods, because the latter’s vision is not comparable to that of humans who can only live for 100 years at most. Similarly, mere human beings cannot communicate with mentally retarded people, because their brain circuits are often able to move toward a human Diverge in completely unimaginable directions.

"Ah? You mean you want to change the fate of that child?"

And when the person you are talking to is both a god and a mentally retarded person, every word you say will become a torment. Cavill didn't believe there would be such an existence at first, but the existence form of Aqua, a creature, made him wonder. doubted his own judgment.

"Yes, I want to change her fate, so I hope you can help me."

Because what he was going to say next was not suitable for Lancelot to know, so he was sent to another place by Cavel because he wanted to catch up with his old friends. Now only Cavel and Aqua are left in this place two people.

"...Well, I understand." After pondering for a while, Akuya nodded thoughtfully, "You mean that you don't want to use force, but slowly increase your favorability to attack that child, as expected. Guys from the future are more romantic than men of this era."

"...Hangover pictures."

"Sorry! I was wrong! I was wrong!"

Seeing that Caville took out a camera out of nowhere, Akuya gave up instantly. Although she didn't know the reason, it seemed that this incompetent goddess cared a lot about the beliefs of the believers, which actually made Caville accept it. The conversation that came down was much easier.

"You should know that in a few days it will be the British King Selection Ceremony, and at that time the legendary King Arthur will appear in the eyes of the world."

"Well, that's the girl you want to date...you want to protect, right?" Seeing that Cavel was about to take out the camera again, Akuya changed her words in time, "Speaking of which, I've met her before, She can beat boys much older than her to the ground at such a young age, I want to take her to Britain to teach that kid Lancelot a lesson."

"It's great that you can give up this idea in time." Hearing that Akuya had such a crazy idea, Cavill felt scared for a while. He didn't even dare to imagine what this serious and somewhat stubborn cute girl would become now.

"Then let the king selection ceremony just be held like this? Even if we don't do anything, that child will become king, right?"

"That's what I said, but..."

Next, Cavel explained his purpose and plan to Akuya in detail, and halfway through hearing it, Akuya stared blankly.

"That is to say, I hope you can go to town, and then say a few words to recognize Lily as king, and do nothing else." It seemed that Akua could not understand anything, Caville concluded in one sentence, "Well, this shouldn't be too difficult, and it's been a long time to show up in front of believers. No matter how you think about it, it's a win-win situation."

Yes, this is a win-win ending. Cavill couldn't think of any reason for Akuya to refuse, so when he saw that the latter refused without hesitation, his expression froze.

"do not want!"

"Huh?" Caville was taken aback, "Why? This doesn't require much effort from you at all, or do you have a bloody setting that will die as soon as you leave Avalon?"

No matter what the reason is, if Akuya is really determined not to help her, then things will become much more troublesome, but fortunately, it doesn't seem to be unnegotiable.

"So, at least you are a person living in the future world, are you going to ask me to help you with this favor for nothing?" Akua hooked her fingers, with a snobbish smile on her face, "What should you do when you ask for help? Haven't the seniors in your company handed you over to you? Even if you're a young boy who hasn't entered the society, you should understand with such a little common sense."

"What should I do when I'm asking for help..." After pondering for a while, Cavel clapped his hands suddenly, "Do you want to see my breasts?"

"...Who wants to see your breasts, sexual harassment? Are you sexually harassing the great goddess of water and the goddess of the lake? Let me tell you, a guy like you is going to be thrown into the sea to receive heaven's punishment! "

"What sexual harassment is it? It's common sense to show your breasts when you ask for help!"

"What kind of world would have such common sense, are you an idiot!"

"I don't want to be told that by you, you retarded goddess!"

"Ah! I said it! You said it just now! The word I don't want to hear the last time! It's decided, I will punish you now and reincarnate me as a virgin bald magician in my twenties!"

"..."

"Why didn't you speak?"

"No, it's nothing, it's just that I suddenly want to cry."

……

After exposing each other's sore spots, both Cavill and Akuya calmed down. Although the mutual harm between humans and gods ended in a loss for both sides, what should be done must continue, so Cavill broke through. the existing calm.

"Then Aqua, what exactly do you want?"

Cavel really can't think of what else Akuya would lack who owns such a precious land alone. Money is useless to her. Although she has some brain problems, she doesn't seem like a superficial person who likes luxury goods. In addition, she lives here alone, even if she has luxury, she can only enjoy herself alone... Wait, live here alone?
"Hey! You guys don't want to keep me here because of loneliness. Let me tell you, it's impossible. Even if you get my body, you can't get my heart."

"It's obviously just a disgusting virgin, why are you so narcissistic!" Unrelentingly hit Kaweill again with a critical blow, Akuya said to herself, "It's wine! Wine! If If you want me to help, give me a good wine that I have never had before, preferably the kind that makes me reluctant to drink it all at once."

"Alcohol?" Caville was a little surprised, but he was relieved when he thought of the scene where Akua was drunk and collapsed on the side of the road just now, "Speaking of which, you are indeed a drunkard, I really don't know a guy like you How did you become a goddess?"

"I want you to take care of it!"

Akuya wants good wine, and it is a good wine that she has never drank. Although this request sounds simple, but for Cavel, who has not done much research on wine, all wine tastes the same. He couldn't tell what kind of wine was good, let alone a new kind that the goddess in front of her, who must have drunk almost all the wine in this world, hadn't drunk before.

"What should I do? Use the system to exchange for something? No, no, no, the wine in the system store is all the same price. I don't know which one is better."

When Caville was distressed, he suddenly thought of a guy who was almost forgotten by him.

"Okay! I agree." Sigma, the patriarch of the Yiren tribe, once said that the Yiren tribe made the most perfect fruit wine, and it was the most perfect fruit wine that the world had never tasted. Ya asked for it.

"Oh? You look very confident~" Seeing that Cavill agreed so decisively, Akuya suddenly approached with a mocking face, "Let me remind you first, I've drank almost all the wine in this world. And as compensation for bringing me here suddenly, that dwarf gave me a bottle of all the wine in your world, and it’s not so easy to find wine that I haven’t drunk before.”

"I said I will find it if I can find it, and stay away from me, I smell of alcohol!"

Caville never thought that a creature like a beautiful girl would have the stench of a middle-aged alcoholic, but Aqua, who is not only a beautiful girl but also a goddess, taught him a good lesson.

"But maybe you have to wait for a few days. I need to contact that guy to deliver the wine. It's okay?"

"Aren't you good at space magic? The space tunnel outside is still there now, wouldn't it be enough to use space magic to call him over?"

Although there are some problems in the brain, the goddess is worthy of being a goddess, and even such weak fluctuations in magic power can be felt. After a slight change in Akuya, Caville explained patiently.

"You're right, but if you call him over now, he can only produce some ordinary-quality wine in a hurry. The most delicious ones will take some time to prepare."

"I see..." Akuya nodded after closing her eyes and thinking for a while, "You're right, then I'll wait here, and call me when you have the wine ready."

"That can't be done." Shaking his head, Cavill suddenly smirked and forced Akuya step by step, "I will definitely give you the reward, but before that, I have to tie you up today, I mean Please go back."

"You, what do you want to do? I am a goddess, disrespecting the goddess will be punished..."

"God's punishment, right?" Walking up to Akuya, Cavel took out a finger-thick rope from his portable space, and a trembling color flashed in his eyes, "I'm sorry, what is God's punishment?" Yes, since you described Gaia as a dwarf god, it no longer exists. After all, that is the real Kamisama, and to be honest, as a god, your strength is only sixty. You really are Surprisingly weak."

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Ten minutes later, Cavel found Lancelot and Nana who were playing by the river on the bank. Seeing that he was carrying the packed Aqua, Lancelot stepped forward suspiciously.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Seeing Lancelot, Aqua struggled frantically, but because her mouth was gagged, no one could hear what she was saying.

"Sir, this is?"

"Don't worry, this is just the way we used to get along." Caville smiled harmlessly, and then showed a trace of loneliness, "Honestly speaking, I think this child must have been in the house for too long before he changed." into this distorted character, so I want to take her out into the world to play for a few days, is it okay?"

"I see." Lancelot nodded knowingly, "Indeed, Aqua has been here for too long, and she should go out for a walk. Thank you for your trouble, sir."

"Woooo!!"