Sage's Queen's Cultivation Diary

Cavell has always valued his hair. Even in this world, throwing his head into the water for a while is a daily compulsory course for him.And after the system store was unlocked, he had to spend 10 reward points every day to exchange for that small pack of shampoo, and then rub bubbles on his head under the strange eyes of the two girls.

And all of this is because-

His father is bald.

"You never know how much negative energy a balding middle-aged man can release!"

——Cavill. Earth Calendar 2012. Written at the age of 12.

That was the darkest time for the Cavell family. The originally mature and stable father choked speechlessly at the hair falling all over the floor every day. He didn't go to work, didn't want to eat, and didn't even go out. The useless people of a society.

Seeing that his hair was getting less and less, Cavel's father left a note and left quietly. A month later, when the remaining family of three almost forgot that there was this person, he had a shiny bald head. Appeared at his door.

"To be honest, I never thought that an honest middle-aged man with a shaved head could be so lethal. From then on, I never dared to bring my classmates home. I was afraid that my uncle, the police, would check the water meter. .”

Since then, Cavell has started to take good care of his beautiful hair. Although everyone says that he looks more like his mother, he is not sure that the gene on his head is left by his father. of.

Thinking that he might wear a rhubarb tights in the future and become a bald man whose interest is to be a hero, Caville grabbed the little dot off his head with a dark face.

"If I remember correctly, I told you just a few days ago not to pull my hair! Do you pay me for it?"

"Hmph!" Wentini, who was caught in his hand, snorted, and bit down on Caville's hand without hesitation, wriggling his lips as if grinding his teeth, while staring at Caville fiercely.

It took a while for Wendini to let go of his mouth, and Cavel's hand left a small tooth mark of the flower fairy.

"Who told you that I was stupid."

"Generally speaking, a guy who has been a trainee soldier for five years must be an idiot!" After carefully arranging his head, Cavel inadvertently caught a few black hairs that Wentini was pulling in his hand.

"Also, can you explain why you are so keen on pulling my hair out?"

"Hey~" Hearing Cavel's question, Wendini gave a smirk, and then, amidst the pain on Caville's face, she proudly put her hair next to her nose and took a deep breath. The expression is very intoxicated.

Hey, hey, is this another pervert? . . . . .

"Your hair smells good, and it has a very special floral fragrance." Wentini hid Cavel's hair in his clothes casually, and raised a finger to comment, "Although it's not as good as our flower fairies. Far, but as a human being, you are quite remarkable, so I must pull out two of them and keep them for collection.”

Caville frowned: "Although you look righteous, aren't you just a fetish after all?"

"What are you talking about! This is the common hobby of all of us flower fairies." Wendini plausibly said, "When we help humans, if we meet people with good-smelling hair, we will collect part of their hair as a reward. It seems that being asked for hair by the Fairy of Flowers is something worth showing off!"

"Oh~ that's right." Cavel poked Wentini's face, "That's really an incredible hobby."

"Of course!" Mentioning her ethnic group, Wentini looked proud, "Collecting the most beautiful and dazzling hair is the lifelong pursuit of the Flower Fairy. Although you are just a ghostly human, but with that hair, You will be very popular with the Fairy of Flowers!"

In other words, can I still tease girls with shampoo?
"Wait a minute, as you said, collecting human hair is regarded as a reward, but if I remember correctly, you didn't help us, you obviously looked like you were dying just now, but the state returned to normal Pretty fast."

"..." Wentini's smiling face froze.

"You also admitted that you almost killed us, so the current situation should not be that you come to us to ask for a reward, but that we are looking for some interest from you." After finishing speaking, Caville suddenly raised the corner of his mouth , the eyes are gentle like the big brother next door, making the flower fairy tremble.

"Wait a minute, haven't you already punished me!" It's not the first time Wentini has seen this expression. According to experience, the current Cavel definitely has some bold ideas, and this idea Once implemented, the biggest victim must be yourself.

"Really, you want to kill us. You don't think you can write it off by scratching your feet."

The Flower Fairy blushed. Although it was not her own will, she did what she did. This is an indisputable fact. She didn't want to justify her actions, of course. . . . . .

Nor can it be justified.

"Looking at you like this is the default? That's fine, let me think about it, since you flower fairies will collect rewards from humans, shouldn't I also take something from you?"

"Do you want my hair too? As expected of a human being who can defeat me, his hobbies are so noble and elegant!" Undini suddenly got excited, and the sparkling eyes reminded Cavel that he once asked himself Amway bl's younger sister suddenly felt a chill from the soles of her feet to her forehead.

"Bastard! Don't remind me of such terrible things! Also, who is a fetish like you! Don't take the decent gentleman Caville as a pervert like you!" After calming down, Caville turned to Wen Tiny held out his hand.

"Bring it."

"Well? What?"

"It's really stupid, no wonder even the cannon fodder can only be a trainee." Sighing, Cavel moved closer to the ear of the flower fairy, and suddenly lowered his voice, "I mean, take your fat Give me this time."

"Fat times? What's that?" Another new word came out of Cavel's mouth, Wentini's face was full of doubts, and such a confused expression made Caville tap his palm suddenly.

"By the way, you don't know what a fat time is, well~ that's right, after all, the only fat time in this world is worn on Lucy, um..... Let's exchange one for Lily in the future, hehe~ it should be Give her black silk or pure white, oh, it's so hard to choose!"

"So what exactly is Fat Times!" Seeing Cavel himself giggling aside, Wentini was not happy.

After a few days of acquaintance, although the human being in front of him looks nothing special, whether it is the strange power or the knowledge revealed unintentionally, he has a feeling that he is out of place with this world, which makes Wentini very angry Great, after all, the goblin's knowledge reserve is far from being comparable to that of humans with a pitifully short life cycle, but the conversation with Cavel always makes her feel like a big fool.

"Fat time, fat time~" After thinking for a while, Cavel squeezed his chin, and then a holy light appeared in his eyes, "Fat time is..."

. . . . . .

It didn't take long for Caville to look at the small tender green plant leaves covered by his fingers, which still had the body temperature of a girl, and fell into thought.

"I said, you Flower Fairies are unexpectedly bold, no wonder you resist so much when I want to look under your skirt."

Wentini didn't quarrel with Cavel. Rather, she has no time or mood to do such boring things now. After refreshing the three views again, even if she tightly clutched her skirt, she seemed to feel Cavel's fiery, naked gaze.

"Here it comes again. Silence can't solve any problems, you know? But it's thanks to you that you can find such a small leaf, which looks like nothing at first glance."

"You are really the worst human being I have ever seen!" Wentini can't remember how many times she has such emotion, but every time this emotion will deepen, it can't help but remind her of human beings. A saying passed down by a great man——

Want my treasure?I can give you everything you want, go find it!I put all of them. . . . . . .I'm sorry, we got crossed.

cough!
Never underestimate short-lived humans, their possibilities are endless!
Regarding Undini's sarcasm, Cavill said it was pure slander: "Nonsense, this is the great and sincere sensibility of Mr. Cavill."

"Hey! It's a different kind of power to be ashamed as you are." After carefully flying to the ground, Wentini's hand covering the corner of her skirt finally loosened.

"You haven't answered my question yet, why didn't you kill me?"

"Didn't I say it, because you're an idiot."

"I don't... Forget it, if you don't kill me, what is the need to contact me if I am a fool?"

Wentini gave up and continued arguing with Cavel on this issue. Although he didn't know what the opportunity was, in the eyes of the human being in front of him, it seemed that he was an idiot.

"No, did you see that girl who is still in heat...is it a creature?" Cavel pointed to Lucy who was still smirking at Lily's body "hehe", so much happened on his side However, her mind was still stuck at the point of "Should I do something to Lily", which made Caville feel tired for a while.

"She's as stupid as you are, and she's the purest kind." Walking to Lucy, Cavell opened her hands that were reaching out to Lily.

"so what?"

"I still don't understand. Forget it. After all, you're not much better. Let me show you." Smiling at Undini, Cavel squatted beside Lucy, and under the girl's terrified eyes Gently lifted her chin.

"Hey, Lucy, do you like me?"

As a result, Lucy's little face suddenly turned red, and she couldn't stop trembling when she spoke.

"Who! Who would like you! Idiot! Idiot!"

"Oh? Uncle is so sad that you don't like me." Saying this, Cavel stood up with a sad face, turned around, and saw the Fairy of Flowers covering her face as expected.

"Now you understand, you're just a fool, the kind who doesn't have any self-knowledge."