Sage's Queen's Cultivation Diary
Chapter 111 Mr. Kayo Can't Laugh
The orcs living in the southwestern part of the continent are recognized villains, cruel, tyrannical, and greedy. Almost all malicious words can be used to describe them. Half of them are beasts and half of them are humans. The birth of the word orcs is exactly It originated from the evaluation of them by other races, but this is a compliment for them, so they readily accepted the name of orcs, and it is still used today.
"Kindness? What is that? Things that cannot be used for enslavement and food should be shredded. Being nourishment is their only use."
This sentence came from the mouth of the first orc king, and became the standard for generations of orc kings to govern the race. Those who are disobedient will be torn up, and those who are incompetent will become food reserves, no matter whether the target is the enemy or the tribe.The cruel method has created this race that speaks only by its strength. When talking to them, it is necessary to observe carefully whether there is uncoagulated blood at the corner of their mouths to ensure that they will not show their fangs to themselves because of hunger.
However, in that old castle where only the most trusted officials of the Beastman King can live, there lived a powerful Beastman who didn't like to eat meat. What happened to him was just sitting in a daze, which was in stark contrast to other orcs, but it was such a harmless guy who looked at humans and animals, but was called a devil and was feared by all the orcs.
"Am I really scary?" The orc was distressed because he was not very popular. "I don't look ugly, but why are they so afraid of me? It's because of the horns." Bar."
No matter how you think about it, compared to the furry ears of the surrounding orcs, your pair of huge horns are so inconsistent, it makes you look completely different.
"Sure enough, this corner is too ugly, so let's throw it away."
As he spoke, he tried to tear off the slender horns on his head, but the girl at the side slapped off his hands that had begun to exert force.
"No, that corner is the only lovely place on little Kayo's body, and I won't allow you to pull it out." She said so, dispelling Kayo's immature thoughts.
"...So contrary to what I thought, do I have problems everywhere except this pair of corners?" Kayo stood up from the bench silently, "It's really unfair to say, why is it only me What about being thrown into this race with flaws in every head? Obviously, I love the life in this world so deeply, and love this world."
The devil said that he loved the world, so the princess behind the devil laughed as if hearing something good.
"Haha, little Kayo is really cute. How can there be an orc saying that he loves life, and the orc who said this is you. Is this a new type of joke?"
"No, I have been practicing the good habit of being a vegetarian for several years. Pure vegetarians are not bad people. You should have heard of this sentence."
"No, and isn't it because you're a tauren that you're only vegetarian? Does it have anything to do with whether you're a bad guy or not?"
"... Luna, there is one thing you must remember." Kao was distressed, because of his identity, "I have nothing to do with cows except for the pair of horns, so please separate me from the tauren. clear."
Kayo is extremely sensitive to the word Tauren. It is said that the people who joked with him in the past probably only have bones left. The word "Tauren" is like a switch, which may make him angry at any time, and this has become a An unsolvable mystery among the orcs.
"Got it, got it, really, how can there be a guy like you who is so awkward in appearance and personality among the orcs." Luna obviously knew these things, so she waved her hand and brought it over.
"Yes, even though I belong to a race whose people have holes in their heads, I'm still so kind."
"So you are kind enough to kill my uncle?"
"How could it be? He just didn't control the qi in his body and accidentally blew himself up. It has nothing to do with me." Kayo picked up a moderately sized stone and carved it. "As for why this happened, It might be because he ate in the morning because he was gassy, I have reminded him that there are many microorganisms in raw meat, eating too much is not good for health, and his mouth will smell bad."
"But he's an orc."
"Aren't you an orc too?" Kayo still focused his attention on the stone in his hand, "You and the queen, and many other orcs have never eaten raw meat. Personally, I don't think it will kill your fighting power."
"Maybe uncle is a pure orc." Luna blinked, "He has been dissatisfied with the cumbersome rules you brought in a long time ago, and he has complained to mother more than once."
"So he's dead now, isn't he? Whether it's flatulence or other reasons, he can no longer speak ill of me in the Queen's ear, which is a good thing for me."
As if wanting to show his joy in front of Luna, Kayo smiled quite bluntly, which made the girl laugh out loud.
"It's really rude, is my smile so funny?"
"Who told you to use your silly face to make that kind of expression? Until now, you still don't want to admit the fact that you have facial paralysis!"
Kayo rubbed his big face quite vigorously: "It's not facial paralysis, I just can't feel the joy, that's why I smiled so unnaturally, don't you think I just laughed out loud?"
"Killing my uncle just makes you happy?" Luna approached Kao with a smile.
"I'm the one to ask that. Talking to the guy who killed your uncle makes you that happy?"
The two looked at each other silently, and it took Luna a while to look away.
"Is it mother?"
"Her Majesty did order me to kill Zack, but you should also know that I don't like killing people, so even if it is her order, I have no reason to carry it out."
"Then why did you kill him?" Luna didn't seem to be angry, her white ears quivered curiously, "And your smile today, it's just like another Man, it turns out that facial paralysis can show such a powerful expression!"
"Because I wanted to kill him, so I did."
"What about laughing?"
"I might have been out of my mind at the time."
Kayo prevaricated with reasons that didn't seem like reasons, Luna snorted coldly: "Hmph, don't tell me if you don't say it, do you think I really want to know?"
Kayo shook his head expressionlessly: "Although there is no need to hide it from you, such insignificant things will only distract you. You just need to take advantage of this time to prepare for the coming-of-age ceremony in half a year. That's enough, when the time comes, Her Majesty the Queen will hand over the orcs to you, and you need to learn now."
Orcs are sixteen years old, similar to humans. At this time, they have reached the most glorious moment in their lives, so most orcs will prove themselves at this age, and the methods that the orc queen prepares for her queen to prove herself are extravagant. Almost inimitable - she wants Luna to be king.
"Boring guy, I'll be lectured by you after finally slipping away from my mother." Luna touched Kayo's forehead dissatisfied, "You're not much older than me, but you always have such a calm expression, you Can't you make some other expressions?"
After finishing speaking, she reached out and rubbed Kayo's slapped face, one grimace after another appeared in front of her, Kayo had no response from the beginning.
"Ah~ so boring~" Because Kayo didn't speak, Luna quickly got tired of making faces on his face, and she changed her position and lay in Kayo's arms. Looking at the latter already has a slightly stubbled chin.
"Hey~ Little Kayo."
"what happened?"
"Why did mother let me inherit the throne? She is still so young..."
Orcs want their 16-year-old daughter to inherit the throne. This is a crazy joke in the eyes of most orcs. Except Kayo and the queen who know Luna's true power, almost no one is optimistic about this young orc. Even if she One person can beat all dissatisfied people to the ground.
"Who knows." Kayo leaned lazily on the bench, "It's hard to guess what the queen is thinking, we just need to accept it, this is the respect that orcs should have for the powerful superiors."
"Hey~" Luna smiled, "Obviously my mother can't beat you, not only did you not try to take her throne, but you also supported her so much, do you have some ulterior motives?"
Kayo closed his eyes: "No, I think it's just because I'm lazy. Sitting on a higher place can experience a different scenery, and also feel the biting cold. Many guys did this to me before. I said it, and..."
He clenched his fist, and there was a shuddering force between his fingers.
"It's just a borrowed power. Guys who are complacent because of this kind of power will definitely not live long."
Kayo's expression was very strange. Although he couldn't see anything from his face that hadn't changed all year round, Luna just felt that his current emotions were very complicated.
"...Hmph, I'm saying something I don't understand again." So the girl stood up from Kao's embrace, she stretched herself, her pair of small canine teeth were very cute.
"No matter what, you have to protect me forever. This is an oath you personally swore to my mother and me. You won't go back on your word!"
"kindness."
"Even if I become a queen in the future, you can't change because of my identity. I can still bully you like this, right?"
"……kindness."
"And! And..." Luna announced something arrogantly, but her face suddenly turned red, "And you will fulfill the promise we made when we were young, and you will become my husband, right!"
……
This time, Kayo didn't hesitate to nod. He carefully compared his height with Luna's. The girl was only below his chest.
"No, if we really become a couple, some very unfriendly things will definitely happen. In addition, there is one more serious problem." He reached out and touched Luna's ear, and then touched his long horn, The tone was inexplicably serious, "We should have reproductive isolation."
"Kindness? What is that? Things that cannot be used for enslavement and food should be shredded. Being nourishment is their only use."
This sentence came from the mouth of the first orc king, and became the standard for generations of orc kings to govern the race. Those who are disobedient will be torn up, and those who are incompetent will become food reserves, no matter whether the target is the enemy or the tribe.The cruel method has created this race that speaks only by its strength. When talking to them, it is necessary to observe carefully whether there is uncoagulated blood at the corner of their mouths to ensure that they will not show their fangs to themselves because of hunger.
However, in that old castle where only the most trusted officials of the Beastman King can live, there lived a powerful Beastman who didn't like to eat meat. What happened to him was just sitting in a daze, which was in stark contrast to other orcs, but it was such a harmless guy who looked at humans and animals, but was called a devil and was feared by all the orcs.
"Am I really scary?" The orc was distressed because he was not very popular. "I don't look ugly, but why are they so afraid of me? It's because of the horns." Bar."
No matter how you think about it, compared to the furry ears of the surrounding orcs, your pair of huge horns are so inconsistent, it makes you look completely different.
"Sure enough, this corner is too ugly, so let's throw it away."
As he spoke, he tried to tear off the slender horns on his head, but the girl at the side slapped off his hands that had begun to exert force.
"No, that corner is the only lovely place on little Kayo's body, and I won't allow you to pull it out." She said so, dispelling Kayo's immature thoughts.
"...So contrary to what I thought, do I have problems everywhere except this pair of corners?" Kayo stood up from the bench silently, "It's really unfair to say, why is it only me What about being thrown into this race with flaws in every head? Obviously, I love the life in this world so deeply, and love this world."
The devil said that he loved the world, so the princess behind the devil laughed as if hearing something good.
"Haha, little Kayo is really cute. How can there be an orc saying that he loves life, and the orc who said this is you. Is this a new type of joke?"
"No, I have been practicing the good habit of being a vegetarian for several years. Pure vegetarians are not bad people. You should have heard of this sentence."
"No, and isn't it because you're a tauren that you're only vegetarian? Does it have anything to do with whether you're a bad guy or not?"
"... Luna, there is one thing you must remember." Kao was distressed, because of his identity, "I have nothing to do with cows except for the pair of horns, so please separate me from the tauren. clear."
Kayo is extremely sensitive to the word Tauren. It is said that the people who joked with him in the past probably only have bones left. The word "Tauren" is like a switch, which may make him angry at any time, and this has become a An unsolvable mystery among the orcs.
"Got it, got it, really, how can there be a guy like you who is so awkward in appearance and personality among the orcs." Luna obviously knew these things, so she waved her hand and brought it over.
"Yes, even though I belong to a race whose people have holes in their heads, I'm still so kind."
"So you are kind enough to kill my uncle?"
"How could it be? He just didn't control the qi in his body and accidentally blew himself up. It has nothing to do with me." Kayo picked up a moderately sized stone and carved it. "As for why this happened, It might be because he ate in the morning because he was gassy, I have reminded him that there are many microorganisms in raw meat, eating too much is not good for health, and his mouth will smell bad."
"But he's an orc."
"Aren't you an orc too?" Kayo still focused his attention on the stone in his hand, "You and the queen, and many other orcs have never eaten raw meat. Personally, I don't think it will kill your fighting power."
"Maybe uncle is a pure orc." Luna blinked, "He has been dissatisfied with the cumbersome rules you brought in a long time ago, and he has complained to mother more than once."
"So he's dead now, isn't he? Whether it's flatulence or other reasons, he can no longer speak ill of me in the Queen's ear, which is a good thing for me."
As if wanting to show his joy in front of Luna, Kayo smiled quite bluntly, which made the girl laugh out loud.
"It's really rude, is my smile so funny?"
"Who told you to use your silly face to make that kind of expression? Until now, you still don't want to admit the fact that you have facial paralysis!"
Kayo rubbed his big face quite vigorously: "It's not facial paralysis, I just can't feel the joy, that's why I smiled so unnaturally, don't you think I just laughed out loud?"
"Killing my uncle just makes you happy?" Luna approached Kao with a smile.
"I'm the one to ask that. Talking to the guy who killed your uncle makes you that happy?"
The two looked at each other silently, and it took Luna a while to look away.
"Is it mother?"
"Her Majesty did order me to kill Zack, but you should also know that I don't like killing people, so even if it is her order, I have no reason to carry it out."
"Then why did you kill him?" Luna didn't seem to be angry, her white ears quivered curiously, "And your smile today, it's just like another Man, it turns out that facial paralysis can show such a powerful expression!"
"Because I wanted to kill him, so I did."
"What about laughing?"
"I might have been out of my mind at the time."
Kayo prevaricated with reasons that didn't seem like reasons, Luna snorted coldly: "Hmph, don't tell me if you don't say it, do you think I really want to know?"
Kayo shook his head expressionlessly: "Although there is no need to hide it from you, such insignificant things will only distract you. You just need to take advantage of this time to prepare for the coming-of-age ceremony in half a year. That's enough, when the time comes, Her Majesty the Queen will hand over the orcs to you, and you need to learn now."
Orcs are sixteen years old, similar to humans. At this time, they have reached the most glorious moment in their lives, so most orcs will prove themselves at this age, and the methods that the orc queen prepares for her queen to prove herself are extravagant. Almost inimitable - she wants Luna to be king.
"Boring guy, I'll be lectured by you after finally slipping away from my mother." Luna touched Kayo's forehead dissatisfied, "You're not much older than me, but you always have such a calm expression, you Can't you make some other expressions?"
After finishing speaking, she reached out and rubbed Kayo's slapped face, one grimace after another appeared in front of her, Kayo had no response from the beginning.
"Ah~ so boring~" Because Kayo didn't speak, Luna quickly got tired of making faces on his face, and she changed her position and lay in Kayo's arms. Looking at the latter already has a slightly stubbled chin.
"Hey~ Little Kayo."
"what happened?"
"Why did mother let me inherit the throne? She is still so young..."
Orcs want their 16-year-old daughter to inherit the throne. This is a crazy joke in the eyes of most orcs. Except Kayo and the queen who know Luna's true power, almost no one is optimistic about this young orc. Even if she One person can beat all dissatisfied people to the ground.
"Who knows." Kayo leaned lazily on the bench, "It's hard to guess what the queen is thinking, we just need to accept it, this is the respect that orcs should have for the powerful superiors."
"Hey~" Luna smiled, "Obviously my mother can't beat you, not only did you not try to take her throne, but you also supported her so much, do you have some ulterior motives?"
Kayo closed his eyes: "No, I think it's just because I'm lazy. Sitting on a higher place can experience a different scenery, and also feel the biting cold. Many guys did this to me before. I said it, and..."
He clenched his fist, and there was a shuddering force between his fingers.
"It's just a borrowed power. Guys who are complacent because of this kind of power will definitely not live long."
Kayo's expression was very strange. Although he couldn't see anything from his face that hadn't changed all year round, Luna just felt that his current emotions were very complicated.
"...Hmph, I'm saying something I don't understand again." So the girl stood up from Kao's embrace, she stretched herself, her pair of small canine teeth were very cute.
"No matter what, you have to protect me forever. This is an oath you personally swore to my mother and me. You won't go back on your word!"
"kindness."
"Even if I become a queen in the future, you can't change because of my identity. I can still bully you like this, right?"
"……kindness."
"And! And..." Luna announced something arrogantly, but her face suddenly turned red, "And you will fulfill the promise we made when we were young, and you will become my husband, right!"
……
This time, Kayo didn't hesitate to nod. He carefully compared his height with Luna's. The girl was only below his chest.
"No, if we really become a couple, some very unfriendly things will definitely happen. In addition, there is one more serious problem." He reached out and touched Luna's ear, and then touched his long horn, The tone was inexplicably serious, "We should have reproductive isolation."
You'll Also Like
-
Honghuang: I am the Immortal Yangmei
Chapter 126 2 hours ago -
At the beginning, he saved the second generation Hokage
Chapter 181 2 hours ago -
Tang Dynasty: I, Li Tai, can cultivate immortality
Chapter 140 2 hours ago -
Invincible from the Pirate World
Chapter 185 2 hours ago -
Demons Resurrected: I! As a ghost hunter, I have no choice but to take on the responsibility
Chapter 182 2 hours ago -
Journey to the West: My Weird Daughter is Monk Tang
Chapter 74 2 hours ago -
Survival of All Races: I can plunder talents and increase them a hundredfold
Chapter 63 2 hours ago -
People in Zongman: The private diary was exposed at the beginning
Chapter 154 2 hours ago -
Type-Moon Protagonist Development System
Chapter 190 2 hours ago -
Ke Xue: I have magic and I want to destroy the world
Chapter 74 2 hours ago