From the Valley of the Wicked to the Town of Demons

"We are the demon masters who catch demons and goblins. The streets of the capital are so peaceful, why do we have to patrol the streets?"

On the streets of the capital, Lin Xiaochuan, Guo Xiang, and Xue Luyuan walked together, wearing flying saucer helmets and fish scale armor, which was very majestic.

"Brother Lin didn't know that there was a big demon in the capital. In order to appease the people, the demon town commander now also sent fish-scale guards to patrol the streets, not to eliminate demons, but to let the people in the capital watch. work."

Guo Xiang explained to Lin Xiaochuan that there were indeed many people staring at them. After all, Yulin Wei rarely appeared on the street, so it was somewhat novel.

"Because you have to take care of Miss Bai, Bai Jinwei has not assigned you these few days. Brother Guo and I have been patrolling for several days in a row."

Xue Luyuan added from the side, his tone a little sour.

Lin Xiaochuan didn't take it seriously. He took care of his immediate superior's great-aunt, so it was only natural that he should start a small matter.

"By the way, how is Miss Bai doing now? You came out like this. Is it wrong for her to be at home alone?"

Xue Luyuan suddenly thought of something, and asked immediately.

Isn't that right, Bai Jingjing is also a zombie no matter what, just leave her alone in the house and don't cause any trouble.

"It doesn't matter, because she doesn't like sunlight, so she turns day and night upside down, sleeps soundly in the house during the day, and only gets up when the sun goes down."

Lin Xiaochuan clicked his lips, thinking that this Bai Jingjing had to stay at home more than his previous life. He was like a night owl every day. His eyes were dull during the day, but he was full of energy at night. A female ghost haunts the streets.

After all, there are no nightclubs or disco bars in this world, let alone midnight shows.Not to mention women, even men rarely go out in the middle of the night. Bai Jingjing's stroll like this really makes people feel a little scary.

"Oh, so that's the case. I heard that zombies don't like sunlight, and it seems that Miss Bai is the same."

Xue Luyuan muttered to himself, Lin Xiaochuan and Guo Xiang both cast a gossipy look, wondering if this buddy has any thoughts about Miss Bai?

"Could it be that Brother Xue intends to be Bai Jinwei's great-uncle? If so, I'd like to talk to Bai Jinwei and exchange things with you."

Lin Xiaochuan didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he winked and said immediately.

"Go, go, I, Xue Luyuan, I am also from a scholarly family, how could I spy on other girls like this, not to mention that Miss Bai is a zombie, so I am not afraid of being punished by heaven."

Xue Luyuan said righteously, while Guo Xiang at the side patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Zombies have zombies, and their appearance has not changed for thousands of years. Don't look at Miss Bai who is older than our grandma, but she will always be 15 years old.

Think about it, when you are seventy-eight years old and have a lot of wrinkles, but your wife who receives hair is still a little girl, what will you think in your heart. "

As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaochuan and Xue Luyuan were taken aback at the same time. After thinking about the scene, the corners of their mouths turned up.

"Impossible, this is against human relations, and it is not in line with the way of heaven."

Xue Luyuan frowned and shook his head, feeling that this idea was too ridiculous.

"Okay, stop teasing him."

Lin Xiaochuan knew that although Xue Luyuan was a little mean-spirited and narrow-minded, he was still a simple person and couldn't bear this kind of joke.

The three of them just chatted one after another, and they didn't feel that it was too boring, so they ran to a street full of shops to see what new things were available.

This kind of thing is also done by Yulinwei. They come out to patrol the streets to show their presence, so Si Li draws random places for them to hang out.

If it were a serious police arrest, they wouldn't dare to do this at all, otherwise if the boss saw it, they would have to be accused of dereliction of duty.

"I said you, why are you so unreasonable. I was the first to see the Colorful Linglong Pagoda, but you want to snatch it."

"Hmph, this Colorful Linglong Pagoda is my uncle's birthday gift. I ordered it with the store tomorrow morning. You don't have eyes, so you dare to argue with me."

……

There was a quarrel in a shop, and three people just passed by, so they couldn't help squeezing into the crowd to watch the excitement.

I saw two people in the shop, arguing about something, the shopkeeper hid aside and didn't dare to make a sound, allowing the two to argue in his shop.

"Yo, it turned out to be the nephew of Shangshu Hubu, this kid is a well-known bully in the capital, and he has caused troubles a lot.

However, relying on his uncle's backing, the police had nothing to do with him, after all, he was the Minister of the Household Department, and no one wanted to offend him. "

Guo Xiang is a native of the capital, so some celebrities are relatively familiar, pointing to the purple-clothed young man in the store, while introducing them to the two.

"I'm afraid the other one is not good. Have you seen the badge on the waist? It's the tiger-pattern badge of the General's Mansion. There is a word "Zhenbei" engraved on it. It should be from the General's Mansion of Zhenbei. The real power faction who holds a heavy army."

Xue Luyuan noticed with sharp eyes that the other man was not easy to mess with, so he muttered softly.

"It seems that two officials met, and they both fell in love with a good thing, and had a dispute."

Lin Xiaochuan nodded, thinking that this is a common plot in bad vulgar novels in previous lives, one of them is a bully, arrogant and domineering, and then the protagonist turns out to uphold justice and slap the villain in the face.

However, after summing up his own situation, Lin Xiaochuan felt that his cultivation was still low, and he had no background.Although there is a dodgy system, it does not seem to be useful.

It doesn't fit the general protagonist's setting.

So it seems that both sides are not easy to mess with, it's better not to stand out.

Just when the two were arguing endlessly, suddenly a group of policemen came in. The elder policeman at the head was about to speak, but when he saw the two people, he couldn't help being taken aback. stop.

"The patrols came just in time, you come to judge, who should belong to this colorful glazed pagoda."

The man was obviously from the army, and his voice was like a bell. He immediately stopped several patrolmen and prevented them from slipping away.

"This one……"

The patrolmen were also taken aback for a moment, and then complained in their hearts.

They are just petty officials, whether it is the Ministry of Households or the Zhenbei General's Mansion, neither of them can afford to offend.

Not to mention their few small patrols, even their big boss, the admiral of the Nine Gates in the capital, is unwilling to offend these two behemoths.

"That's right, if you judge, who should this colorful glazed pagoda belong to?"

Hubu Shangshu's little nephew also spoke, with a playful expression on his face. His uncle's birthday will be three days later, and the admiral of the Nine Gates will also have to visit the door at that time. Today is just to see if his subordinates have eyes.

"You two, I'm just passing by. If you want to comment, I think...these Lord Yulinwei of the demon town are more suitable."

Fuck, that old policeman is indeed an old fritter, with a sweep of his eyes, he even spotted the three of Lin Xiaochuan and the others in the crowd, and directly threw this hot potato out.

"Since you know that we are the fish scale guards of the Demon Suppressing Division, then you should know that we only care about demons and ghosts, and don't care about human affairs."

Guo Xiang reacted quickly, immediately kicked the potato back.

Lin Xiaochuan gave a thumbs up secretly, the ball was kicked beautifully.

"Just worry about ghosts and goblins? Is there a whereabouts of the big monster in the East City?"

Hubu Shangshu's nephew couldn't help but smiled slightly, looked at Lin Xiaochuan and the three of them, and said sarcastically.

As a result, as soon as the voice fell, a voice sounded outside:
"When will it be your turn to wait for Xiaoxiao to comment on the matter of suppressing demons?"