Xuanhuan: So I am the ancestor of all weapons

Ye Fan coughed in embarrassment: "Ahem~ It turned out to be Senior Duan, what brought you here, I remember your teaching task, but it was not easy."

Duan Qianrong covered his face and smiled: "I didn't come to see you specially."

"Look at me? What do I look good on?"

Ye Fan wondered, wasn't it because he was too aggressive and was beaten down by Diankong, as for watching monkeys?
Look at your excited face, what are you going to do?

As if sensing Ye Fan's displeasure, Duan Qianrong tried hard to suppress the smile on his face, but in the end he couldn't suppress it, and said carelessly: "To be honest, if you are so predestined... No, Dian Konglian got down , It’s no longer a minority, I think back then, I would go from house to house to greet each other, and when necessary, I would send condolences to family members, but now it’s a very difficult time, everyone’s money is tight, so I just..."

"Senior, please don't be polite to me." Sensing Duan Qianrong's kindness, Ye Fan's heart warmed slightly.

But her next sentence made Ye Fan feel wrong again.

"However, generally, soldiers who have been disabled by Diankong have to cultivate for a long time. It is often heard that some soldiers go home to cultivate, and they can't even favor the beautiful wives they haven't seen for many years. They watch their wives take off their clothes, but they don't even I can't even straighten my waist, so tell me, how dare I not bring some condolences?"

"So you came to see the joke?" Ye Fan finally understood, and his smile gradually became bitter.

But after thinking about it, this is not the case at all. What does it mean to be crippled by Diankong?

Obviously he is the one who clings to Diankong's twins day and night... No, it's a training session.

Dian Kong was almost exhausted, but in order to win a day off, Dian Kong put Ye Fan down with a ruthless hand.

But presumably, even if she said this, the woman in front of her would not believe it.

After all, he is a man known as the God of War. Who would believe Ye Fan with his idol aura?
The smile on Duan Qianrong's face was even better: "Brother Ye, what are you talking about? What do you call a joke? Do you think I look like a person who has fallen into trouble? You just have a waist that can't stand up, and a wife that can't be pampered. No one said anything about you, where can there be jokes?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was an old hermaphrodite.

Fuck your sister who has a wife and can't spoil her, I've been single for 27 years!

Ye Fan finally understood that this guy did it on purpose, not only mocking him for being a soft-legged shrimp, but also being a solo mother for so many years.

However, Ye Fan was still powerless to refute, this feeling of myocardial infarction, really wanted to push this person to the ground and beat him.

Unexpectedly, the unilateral ridicule is not over yet.

Duan Qianrong's giggling came into his ears again: "Oh, by the way, Brother Ye's current situation is different from that of the brothers back then."

"What's the difference?" Although she knew that she had no good intentions from the beginning, her words still aroused Ye Fan's curiosity.

"Heck, there were enough staff back then. Every man who was disabled by training would get at most one month's vacation, and the vacant positions would be filled by others. But now there is a shortage of staff, I'm afraid..." Duan Qianrong looked at Ye Fan's face The eyes are somewhat meaningful.

Although Ye Fan had already guessed what Duan Qianrong meant, it was nothing more than that if he had no holidays, he would be disabled all the time, and he would never be satisfied in this life, his wife who hadn't married yet.

But Ye Fan is not afraid of the shadow slanting, his Juque Excalibur has never been afraid of anyone.

So Ye Fan dared to speak up, as long as I am not embarrassed, you are the one who is embarrassed.

"Senior Duan may wish to speak directly if he has something to say. This hesitation really confuses me."

Sure enough, Duan Qianrong looked shy, and spat: "Oh, how dare you say it bluntly, but, for the sake of your personal safety and the happiness of your next life, I need to give you a comprehensive inspection."

"It turned out to be a physical examination, so come on, I have nothing to hide."

"This……"

Now, it was Duan Qianrong's turn to be shocked.

Originally, she just wanted to ask for a physical examination tactfully. After all, if a man couldn't even straighten his waist, it would be somewhat embarrassing.

At this time, the military doctor needs to do a good job of psychological counseling, so that he can regain the confidence that a man should have.

But Ye Fan's family has the aura of a million dollars, what's going on?

After a long time, Duan Qianrong smiled sweetly: "Actually, you don't need to be brave. After all, this is not something to be ashamed of."

I didn't try to be brave!
Ye Fan lifted the quilt, eager to prove himself.

Unexpectedly, Duan Qianrong was stunned: "Why are you lifting the quilt?"

"Aren't you going to check your body?"

"Eh~" She laughed awkwardly, "You don't need to lift it, just lie down."

"Oh."

A comprehensive physical examination always involves some physical contact.

But Ye Fan is not someone who has never seen the world. From the beginning to the end, he behaved very naturally.

Still the same sentence, as long as I don't feel embarrassed, you are the one who is embarrassed.

And the test results are indeed in line with Ye Fan's philosophy.

Duan Qianrong's wonderful eyes widened: "How is this possible? Whether it is muscle tension, aura fluency, or various physical indicators, there is no trace of disorder, and even the energy stored is more abundant than ordinary people. This is unprecedented! "

"Why is it unprecedented? Is it possible that I, a soldier of the Great Xia, can't bear even this little effort? I only need to lie down for another day before I can start training again." Ye Fan told the truth.

But such a thing is absolutely incomprehensible to Duan Qianrong.

After a long time, Duan Qianrong seemed to have found an explanation: "This...could it be that you have not trained soldiers for hundreds of years, and you have lost your temper? Now, you have begun to take care of the endurance of soldiers? Yes, it must be because you have not joined the army, so he did not I didn't train you as a soldier, I just gave you some advice."

Perhaps, it is really because of this.

After all, Ye Fan has never experienced what military training was like a hundred years ago, maybe Diankong really made a small difference for him.

"I don't know about that." Ye Fan said.

……

The yellow sand space is a typical empty dwelling.

Also in the big tent, Dian Kong's situation is much bitterer than Ye Fan's.

Diankong has used a wonderful method to seal every corner of the big tent from the main entrance to the ground, and even the flow of the space has been established. After ensuring that no one can enter, he took out a jar of ointment from the cabinet.

He took off his shirt, revealing his delicate upper body.

The body is perfect, but the breath is a bit vain.

When his body moved slightly, he grinned in pain.

"Could it be that I'm really old? I thought back then when I trained for hundreds of days, there were only tired soldiers and no fallen generals. But now, I only trained Ye Fan alone, and I could only train for a full week. Straighten up!"

While muttering to himself, he took medicine from the medicine jar.

It was a kind of ointment, the whole body was dark, and it was slightly cool to the touch.

Dian Kong tried his best to move the hand covered with the ointment to his back, and the moment the ointment was applied to his lower back, Dian Kong felt relieved.

A cool feeling poured in from the lower back and climbed up the spine.

The heat and pain in the lumbar spine was instantly diluted by the coolness.

He raised his head and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Ah~ the so-called paradise on earth is nothing more than that."