Xuanhuan: So I am the ancestor of all weapons

Ye Fan's face was covered with black lines.

There are no words to express the feeling of being so fucked up.

"Senior, are you kidding? If you don't give me the skills, how do you ask me to save the Water Dance Sect? Although I did have meritorious service in defeating the enemy before, it was the result of many coincidences. It's too unreliable. gone."

Just now, when the system failed to fight against the Yin Feng, Ye Fan's self-confidence was crushed.

But the voice replied: "Didn't you already read the exercises? Why should you be greedy?"

Ye Fan was taken aback: "Have you read it? You mean, those exercises in the Sutra Pavilion?"

"What else?"

Ye Fan wanted to hit someone after hearing this: "Isn't that only for women to practice? I vaguely remember that the first sentence in "Water Lotus Nine Tribulations" is: Qi sinks to the dantian, surrounds the gate of the palace, moves Qiqi 49 weeks .This 'palace gate' refers to 'cervix'?"

The voice was puzzled: "What is 'cervix'?"

Ye Fan patted his forehead, feeling confused, this name is a modern term for the Earth in the previous life, and it doesn't make sense here.

"It's something that only exists in a woman's body! Men don't have it! Senior, you don't even know this, do you?" Ye Fan was a little scared, could it be that the opposite is an old maid?Don't know the difference between men and women?
"Hahaha~" The voice laughed loudly, "Of course I know that. Although I am not interested in men, I still understand some basic common sense. However, even if men have different body structures, they may not be unable to practice this "Water Lotus Nine Tribulations!"!"

The second monk, Ye Fanzhang, was puzzled: "Please enlighten me, senior, how can I, as a man, sink my dantian, and then go around the palace gate for 49 [-] weeks? Where is the palace gate?"

"Ahem~" The voice stopped talking, it was just a hint of coughing, and there was a hint of shyness in the tone.

This made Ye Fan even more confused.

"Senior, you have to speak straight! I am stupid, and I can't understand you implying it like this! Now that the Water Dance Sect is in great trouble, I must learn the supreme law!"

That voice is also hot!
"It's really an elm head! You don't have that structure, but your wife has it! You can cultivate both! Bah, bah, bah, I'm going to force a hundred-year-old person like me to say such a thing, the current junior, tsk tsk tsk."

With one word, five thunders struck the top.

What?
What did she just say?
Shuangshuangshuang, double cultivation? ?
"No no no no no!..."

Ye Fan waved his hands wildly, shaking his head like a rattle.

Are you kidding me, the thing about drinking the fragments before is not over yet!
The last time a man and a widow lived together in the same room, but it was only "suspected" of double cultivation, which already made him want to work his life for the Water Dance Sect.

Now if he really double cultivates with that girl, he might have to live in the Water Dance Sect for the rest of his life!
Men aim everywhere!How could he be trapped in this little Water Dance Sect?
His hegemony across other worlds has not yet begun, so how could it end here?

"Tsk~"

The other party's "tsk" was very soulful, like a certain Yujie who was smoking a cigarette in the previous life.

The voice said impatiently: "Which girl from the Water Dance Sect is not beautiful? What are you dissatisfied with?" ……Huh?"

After a pause, the voice was also strange, and he yelled: "Are you a man? You are a lonely man and a widow all night until dawn, and you didn't do anything!"

Hearing this, Ye Fan was stunned.

Is this senior a fairy?Can this also be calculated?
No no that's not the point, the point is, did I really do nothing yesterday?Is it those girls who deceived me?
Very good!My chastity of two lifetimes is still there!

When Ye Fan clapped his hands, he should have wept with joy.

But I don't know why, but I can't be happy no matter what, but I feel a little sad.

To cheer himself up, Ye Fan started talking to himself:

"Isn't this great? A man's ambitions are all over the place, and he's talking about his son's and daughter's personal affairs. After these messes are resolved, I will go back to the thatched cottage to forge iron. Maybe one day, I can become an expert like my predecessors. I can pinch my fingers and then I will be able to make money." Can fully understand the secrets of heaven."

He said inspiring words, but his tone was like eggplant beaten by frost.

But the owner of the voice was very excited after hearing it: "Well said! Just by your words, you can see that you are a great talent in this world! Young man, your future is limitless!"

Ye Fan calmed down his mood: "Senior has won the award, so I naturally want to achieve success and stand out from others, but now, I don't even have the most basic skills."

"Hey~ I was teasing you just now. There is no reason why you must practice both. You are so easy to deceive."

"Senior, you are really funny." Ye Fan was polite on the surface, but he had already greeted the other party's family in his heart, and dealt with the owner of the voice [-] times in his heart.

The voice joked: "Haha, it's too boring to be in seclusion for many years, so I'm just kidding, don't mind me, my friend, you can rest assured, the road is as simple as it is, and there are no taboos! Men don't have palace gates, but they also have their own. part, the circulation of Qi surrounds the substitute, and the effect is the same.”

Why didn't you say it earlier!

Ye Fan resisted the urge to hit someone, and bowed in the direction of the voice: "Thank you for your guidance, senior."

After speaking, Ye Fan sat cross-legged and began to practice "Water Lotus Nine Tribulations".

"cough cough"

Unexpectedly, after a long time, the voice coughed again.

Ye Fan wondered: "Oh, so you are still there."

There was a silence on the other side, as if very hurt: "Well, little friend, do you think you forgot something?"

"Forgot what?" Ye Fan clenched his chin, thought for a long time before saying, "Should, no."

The voice was a little crazy: "You didn't even ask my name?"

"Forehead."

A bead of sweat fell from Ye Fan's temple.

Ye Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Considering the other party's face, he had no choice but to say: "Okay, I dare to ask Senior, what is your name?"

The other person immediately turned serious: "It's just a title, so don't mention it."

Ye Fan wanted to hit someone again.

As if feeling Ye Fan's murderous intent, the voice quickly changed: "But my little friend and I had a very happy conversation, and I love you so much, I can make an exception to tell you. Listen carefully, my name is 'Yuan Yun' ’, however, this name involves a lot, and my little friend must never mention it in front of outsiders, remember, remember, hehehe~”

With a full-fledged laughter, the voice became farther and farther away.

"Who is having a good time with you? What a crazy woman."

After cursing in his heart for a long time, Ye Fan slowly let go of his tightly clenched fists.

If it wasn't for the time constraints, Ye Fan would still want to scold him all day.

Sitting cross-legged, Ye Fan finally got a little peace and began to get better.

Cultivation in this world does not seem to be that difficult.

It's nothing more than luck.

In his previous life, Ye Fan had read many novels and was well versed in this way. In his previous life, he even followed the formulas in the novels very well!

But helpless, even if I hold back until I fart, I can't get the point.

But this world is different, this world is full of aura, just follow the formula in the book to meditate for a while, and he can feel the endless aura inhaled through his mouth and nose, entering the internal organs, limbs and bones.

The whole body was wrapped in aura, numb and numb, just like being in the arms of a mother.

That feeling is really indescribable, and if I really want to describe it, there are only four words that can express it—extremely refreshing!