I'm a son-in-law in heaven

Journey to the West, Heaven.

Pan Taoyuan!
The sky is full of stars, and the colorful clouds shine in the sky.

The [-] flat peach forests are in full bloom, and the branches are full of peach fruits that flow with divine light and contain mysterious good fortune, exuding infinite aura of heaven and earth.

However, in such a wonderful place of the Immortal Family, there is a fool wandering around, which is particularly conspicuous.

"What a reckless waste of money, isn't it just to boil the bath water for the queen mother, and use the dead branches of the flat peach tree? It's too extravagant!"

With a piece of grass in his mouth, Chen Yangyu lazily carried a basket on his back, strolling in the peach orchard while picking dry firewood, complaining endlessly in his heart.

Don't blame him for complaining.

Although the flat peach garden is full of dead branches, but these dead branches are placed in the mortal world, that is a treasure of heaven and earth!

A dead branch can forge a high-grade spiritual treasure, which can make a monk in the world kill red eyes and steal heads.

Until a 'ding' sounded in my ear.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host, clocking in to work from 100 to 100, the daily task: collecting firewood ([-]/[-]) was successfully completed! 】

[Reward: Charm Point +1]

[Current charm value: 36501]

【System Evaluation: Female Killer】

"wipe!"

"This damn charm!"

Disappointed for the 36501st time!
Chen Yangyu was almost powerless to complain, and he was used to the system's search and search.

It has been 100 years since he traveled to the world of Journey to the West.

People are in the heaven, and they are immortals at the beginning.

At the same time, a god-level check-in system was obtained.

From nine to five, clock in and sign in.

It can be said to be the classic opening of the man of destiny in Xiaobaiwen, and he is destined to blow up the sky!
Sadly.

There are a lot of gods in heaven, and gods are also divided into ranks.

A fairy like him who has no roots, no opportunities and no background can only do some low-level work.

For example, I come to Pantao Garden to collect firewood every day, and then go to Yaochi to boil bath water for the Queen Mother.

The personnel in the heavenly court system who are serious and honest, have a proper iron rice bowl.

There is no technical content at all, and it is so boring that it explodes.

Even more sad.

This iron rice bowl is also due to the charm value imposed by the system.

Yep, that damn charm.

So that he can sell his appearance in front of the seven fairies to get this job.

Otherwise, he is still one of the many vagrants in Heaven.

Thinking of this, I have to complain about it, one of the most searched systems in history.

Apart from the father of other systems, with these 100 years of effort, he has already become an ancestor and a saint, and he has dominated the Journey to the West.

But for his 100 years, the system has been like a fool, it just has no brains to give charm points.

At the very beginning, Chen Yangyu was complacent, after all, who would dislike being handsome.

But after 100 years, such an unscrupulously handsome man, something big will happen.

You must know that Yaochi is the place with the highest percentage of female fairies in the heavenly court.

Those fairies, who have never seen men in the heavenly court for thousands of years, have long been the bodies of tigers and wolves who have been longing for men for a long time. It is not too much to call them sitting on the ground and sucking soil.

Encountering Chen Yangyu, a male fairy with such extraordinary temperament and criminal appearance, is simply like a sheep falling into the mouth of a tiger.

Everyone wanted to overthrow Chen Yangyu and do something shameful.

In fact, it is a good thing that some fairies like it.

After all, in her previous life, Chen Yangyu was a mother-fetal single dog, poor and weak, and even older ugly women were disgusted to death.

In this life, I can be liked by all the beautiful female fairies, which greatly satisfies the vanity.

What's terrible is that the Jade Emperor, an old boy, strictly forbids the gods to fall in love.

Tiantiao is no joke.

The Holy Mother of Huashan, the niece of the Jade Emperor, was thrown into Huashan because Sifan married a mortal, and suffered eternal torture.

Put it on Chen Yangyu, a little fairy official who can kill a whole lot with a brick in the heaven.

Its end is even more cruel, it is directly to beheaded on the immortal platform, skinned and boned, and soul and soul are all destroyed.

She is as beautiful as a wolf or a tiger, let alone touch, you can't even think about it.

"When will such a day be the first!"

Chen Yangyu was about to go back to Yaochi to boil the bath water dejectedly.

Suddenly, the clear and spotless sky was darkened.

"what?"

Chen Yangyu looked up puzzled.

At that moment, I was so shocked that I couldn't speak.

I saw nine-colored auspicious clouds rolling over the Nine Heavens.

"Wow!"

The fiery red phoenix with nine thousand feet and a body pulled a chariot, leaving traces of fire clouds in the sky.

It is said to be a chariot, but it is clearly a majestic fairy city, with palaces, pavilions, towers and pavilions, and a myriad of scenes.

Wherever he went, golden lotuses gushed from the sky, and indistinct auspiciousness emerged.

Sitting on the phoenix chariot is a majestic, graceful and dignified woman in palace skirts, with phoenix eyes and eyebrows, peerless elegance, flowing Taoist rhyme around her body, infinite moral good fortune, and supreme coercion overwhelming her. People are timid.

"Oops!"

"Didn't the Queen Mother go to the Shangqing Tian Miluo Palace Yuanshi Tianzun to discuss the Dao, why did she come back so soon, and the bath water has not been boiled yet!"

Chen Yangyu took a pinch of the teeth, and felt panicked in his heart.

It's a bit of a waste of time today to grind foreign workers. I missed the Queen Mother's bath, but it is a serious crime to beheaded.

He was in a hurry, he just wanted to go back to Yaochi, and he forgot to kneel down and salute to the queen mother and empress.

On the phoenix chariot.

The queen mother has hundreds of millions of spiritual senses, and everything in the three realms cannot escape insight, so she naturally saw Chen Yangyu's sneaky trot.

The phoenix eyes slightly showed displeasure.

The brave little fairy dared not to worship me when he saw this palace.

He was about to send down a lightning bolt from heaven to punish him.

Suddenly, with a glimpse, she saw clearly the face of this bold little fairy.

Mei Mou was startled slightly.

The sky thunder that had been brewing was also turned off.

……

And this time.

Chen Yangyu had already run back to the firewood room.

Scooped a large pot of weak water, and added Qiongye Yuye and Yangzhi Ganlu in proportion to reconcile.

Then stuff the dead branches of the flat peach tree into the stove, pinch your fingers and recite the formula, and start a fire to generate wind.

After a long meal, the water was finally boiled, and he took the bath water from the glass jade bottle, and rushed to the Ganquan Fairy Palace where the Queen Mother bathed in a panic.

When he arrived at Ganquan Palace, Chen Yangyu was stunned.

The fairies who were usually Yingying and Yanyan disappeared, and the huge Ganquan Palace was empty.

But after waiting for a long time, the fairies still did not come out to fetch water.

Immediately anxious.

What can I do if I miss the Queen Mother taking a bath.

Wouldn't it be bad luck to blame yourself.

If you don't go in, put the bath water away first, and then come out quietly.

Chen Yangyu hesitated for a long time, but decided to go in.

He tiptoed into the palace and pushed open the palace door.

The inside is densely filled with fog, which seems to be restricted by some kind of Taoism, and it is impossible to see the road under your feet.

Chen Yangyu groped in cautiously.

As soon as I walked to the spring pool for bathing, I suddenly heard the faint sound of water in the spring pool.

This time, Chen Yangyu was so scared that he peed, and he didn't dare to breathe.

Any fool would understand that someone was taking a bath in the pool!
And those who can take a bath in the spring pool can think of it with their toes...

It's the Queen Mother!
I go!

Chen Yangyu's eyes suddenly went dark, and he felt like an old dog in his heart, and he was so anxious that he was about to cry.

Queen Mother, why don't you close the door when you take a shower?

You are fishing for law enforcement, framing innocent Xiaoxian!
Peeking at the Queen Mother taking a bath and cuckolding the Jade Emperor?
Pangu opened up the world, something that has never happened before, it is simply a scandal in the Three Realms.

Could it be that he was overtaken by himself?

I'm going to die!
No, no one has found out yet, quietly exit, as if nothing happened!
So, Chen Yangyu tiptoed back slowly, not daring to make a sound.

But I haven't walked a few steps, as if I was patronized by a broom star today.

He accidentally tripped over something.

All of a sudden, it fell heavily on the ground, and the sound was very loud!
Finish the calf!
Chen Yangyu's face turned green, and his heart was cold...

At the same time, from the other side of the spring pond, a graceful and cold voice suddenly sounded: "Blue Bird, fetch clothes for me!"