Junior sisters are too strong, so I have to steal their adventure

Although as the saying goes, when something is embarrassing, as long as you don't feel embarrassing, then it is someone else who is embarrassing.

Beiluohaitang originally thought this way, but this idea was realized first—that is, Xuannan who fainted on the stage. At this time, his eyes were slightly closed, the corners of his mouth were slightly open, and his nose was moving according to the rhythm. He kept shaking, and it seemed that he was sleeping relatively soundly, so that Xuannan would not feel embarrassed at the scene, and threw the embarrassment to Beiluo Haitang, making Beiluo Haitang double the embarrassment--I was afraid to wait a while Well, if Xuannan snores, Beiluo Haitang will be three times more embarrassed.

In order not to allow himself to enjoy three shares of happiness, Beiluo Haitang became furious and shouted at the servants in the audience: "What are you still looking at here? Why don't you just take this stinky monk away! Do you want to see me lose face here?" ?"

The servants in the audience were really admiring Beiluo Haitang's majesty, but they were extremely reluctant to be shouted at by Beiluo Haitang at this moment - this kind of opportunity to see Beiluo Haitang's embarrassment is usually too rare!In addition, these servants were often scolded by the arrogant Beiluo Haitang on weekdays, so they who were extremely agile on weekdays became extremely slow at the moment: "Oh! It's not good, master! The villain has a stomachache! In order not to go on stage to influence In view of your heroic appearance, the villain should go to the toilet first, and let others carry you!" After saying that, the man suddenly recovered his vigorous posture, like a monkey that was set on fire, and slid People are gone.

As the saying goes, the power of role models is infinite. Since everyone does not want to contribute, and some people take the lead and run away, they will naturally follow suit, so these servants shouted like they were given laxatives: "Ah! Yo! Master! The villain is the same! I can’t take it anymore! It must be that the porridge cooked by Ah Fu in the morning is not fresh, I am a god! In order not to embarrass the boy, I’d better go to the latrine first!”, “It’s not good Master! I've started to fart loudly!" The man said halfway, and suddenly realized that this silent deception was destined to be exposed, so he covered his mouth with his hand, and used the function of the mouth instead of the function of the butthole, lifelike He imitated farting, and then said pleasantly: "Listen, young man! Is there a loud fart sound? No, no, no, no! The villain is going to the toilet now!" After speaking, he ran as if to run.

Good guy, three of them left at once, and now there are only two of the five servants named by Beiluo Haitang.

One of them, Fu Lin, suddenly felt heartbroken, bent down and covered his stomach and said, "It's not good, it's not good! It's coming out! It's coming out! For the sake of your health, young man, I have to go to the toilet first!"

So there was only one left in the field.

The servant didn't see it right. The five of us ate breakfast together in the morning. Only the other four had stomach pains. He didn't have a stomach pain. Doesn't it seem that the others are lying?So he smiled embarrassingly at Beiluo Haitang, without explaining, he just ran away clutching his stomach.

A fallen leaf whirled in the air, leaving only Beiluo Haitang powerless to complain on the ring.

It's ridiculous that some people believed the clumsy performances of these five people—these people had a habit of shitting at noon, but at this moment they pinned the blame for this habit on the Beiluo family—"Oh! Your Beiluo family entertained distinguished guests There’s really something wrong with my stuff! My stomach hurts too! No, you must compensate me for the loss—I’ll let you go, and I’ll come back to settle the score with you later!”

It's really people lying in the ring, and the pot comes from the sky!

Beiluohaitang was full of anger in the ring, and he couldn't deny that his food was all right. He offended a group of people, so he had to turn to his father, Beiluohun, for help.

Bei Luohun's face was long and gloomy. He probably wanted to kill Bei Luo Haitang, but he couldn't help it. Who told this guy to be his only son?Doesn't losing face for your son mean losing face for yourself?Bei Luohun had no choice but to wave his hand, asking the servant beside him to help.

But when the attendants were halfway there, Monk Xuannan stretched his waist, finally released Beiluo Haitang's calf, rubbed his head and said with a smile, "I'm sorry! Master Beiluo, the mat on the ring It's so comfortable! The little monk couldn't help himself for a while, and actually fell asleep, what a sin! Did the little monk press on Master Beiluo's leg? I'm so sorry, the little monk is here to apologize to Master Beiluo!"

Speaking of which, Monk Xuannan really bowed 180 degrees.

Beiluo Haitang dragged his numb legs from being pressed for a long time, limped as he walked, his nose was crooked in anger, pointed at Xuannan and cursed: "You bald donkey! Did you do it on purpose?"

"Master Beiluo, please don't wrong anyone! If the young master's leg didn't just come out, how could the little monk crush the young master's leg? Everything is just cause and effect!" Beiluo Haitang pointed at the nose and scolded the bald donkey, but Xuannan said He didn't make an attack, but followed Beiluo Haitang to explain word by word.

Beiluohaitang couldn't scold and scold again and again, as if scolding on a pile of cotton, he couldn't bear it, he would rather believe that it was a coincidence than that this monk had any real kung fu and it was intentional, so he yelled, Dragging his limp leg, he fought with Xuannan again.

Beiluohaitang's posture like a rogue fighting is really nothing to look at, but because of his inconvenient legs and feet, his angry attack moves can always be avoided by Xuannan's various "thrilling" moves.

Others are still lamenting Xuannan's luck, but Li Wangsheng is already lamenting Xuannan's kung fu: "This monk is not simple! It seems that every time he avoids Beiluohaitang's moves in a dangerous way, but in fact it is intentional. For this reason, it’s nothing more than molesting Beiluo Haitang, he is really a strange person! However, just playing with Beiluo Haitang at him like this, when he wins the game, I will applaud him.”

"What? Are you saying he is playing with Haitang?" Beiluo Hanshuang's own martial arts is not good, so naturally he can't see the way in it, and thinks it's just Xuannan's fluke.Hearing what Li Wangsheng said at this time, he couldn't help being a little surprised.

"That's right! Sister Hanshuang, you don't know martial arts, so you can't tell it! This bald monk's lightness kungfu is quite good, and his footwork is very delicate, as if he can predict Beiluohaitang's attack in advance." Tu At any rate, under the guidance of Li Wangsheng, Shan Xu learned the second level of "Taiyi Miaohua Linghu Nine Changes", so he has a relatively thorough understanding of this battle.

Seeing that Li Wangsheng and Tu Shanxu had finished speaking, Lady Onion and Liu Feiyan didn't want to hide their limelight, so she just nodded.