Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

Under the astonished eyes of the crowd,
Without warning, Du Hao knelt down with a plop.

"Big brother, my dear big brother, don't play like this!~ I'm still waiting for you to rescue me, little brother!"

Seeing the strange scene in front of him, Di Xin couldn't hold back at first, and his mind began to twitch in a mess.

On the other side,
Tongtian, Nuwa, Duobao, Athena, etc. were also thrown out by Du Hao, and they were a little over the top.

"Isn't this Mr. Du Hao's acting a bit too much, just kneeling down like this? Isn't it? This mortal pretends, I just want to say that I don't support anything in the latrine, so I just obey Mr. Du Hao Already!~"

Duobao exclaimed crazily through sound transmission through his mind!

"Duobao, you're making a lot of fuss! As your teacher often teaches, you don't seem to remember anything! For a fairy or a god, the most important thing is to be calm, understand? Calm!"

"Why are you so panic-stricken!?"

"Where is there any demeanor of the chief disciple of Jiejiao, the personality of the mighty power of heaven and earth?"

"On this point, you really have to learn from your teacher, what does it mean to be in front of a mountain without changing face!"

"What we Taoist gods want is this kind of concentration, this kind of character!"

"Understand?!"

Tongtian saw Duobao's immature yelling and bluffing, his face was full of disgust and unhappiness,
In front of the immortals and gods directly through sound transmission through thoughts,
He started to train Duobaolai like his son.

Duobao cursed in his heart: Do you really understand Wang? Ask me every day if I understand?
But on the surface, Duobao still has a cute appearance of bowing his head to admit his mistake and standing at attention to be beaten.

The temperament of the mouse's essence is undoubtedly revealed at this moment! ~
She is really a cute and pitiful baby! ~
Seeing Duobao's cute and aggrieved look, Nuwa on the side,

It's like seeing a little milk dog waiting to be fed,
The strong maternal nature deep in the soul is fully stimulated.

So Nuwa couldn't stand it on the spot,

His complexion also suddenly collapsed.

"Tongtian, look at you, why do you put on a bad face at every turn? Did you scare the child if you didn't see it?"

"Where in the world are you like a master?"

After a reprimand, Tong Tianng's old face turned red, but he didn't dare to refute at all.
After all, she is a woman I can't afford to offend.

As for why you can't afford it, it's time to delve into what the tragedy of licking a dog is.
This is a voluminous project, which will not be mentioned in this book.
However, Tong Tian was very unconvinced at the moment,
"What? When did Duobao become a child? Have you ever seen a child who is billions of years old?!!!"

Of course, Tongtian will only silently hide this kind of complaint in his heart.

But the next second,
But Nuwa threw out a sentence abruptly,
"And Tongtian, why do you have the nerve to say that you are facing the collapse of Mount Tai without changing your face?"

"Oh, isn't it? My seat's face really hasn't changed!"

Tongtian was really a little angry this time.

Therefore, it is very rare to go back directly and a little unceremoniously.

"Hehe, your expression hasn't changed!"

On Nuwa's cold face, a slightly disdainful and mocking smile gradually appeared,
"But look, what's in your place?"

After finishing speaking, Nuwa's fingers pointed straight at a certain part of Tongtian's body.

All heaven follows hope,

Immediately the old face blushed,
"Ah, this!"

Then there was a long silence.

For wherever he looked,
There was a scene that he had never expected.

somewhere on the body,
Don't know when it has been.
Anyway, it left a big puddle of wet marks on the outer pants.

This is definitely since Tongtian became a fairy god,

Biggest embarrassment ever,

There is no such thing!
"No way, no way, it turns out that the majestic Master Tongtian can also pee his pants! ~ Oh, I'm so ashamed, a girl from my family, what should I do when I encounter such a thing, huh huh I really dare not even open my eyes!"

"It's just the wet marks on the outside, why does it look like... a very vast and magnificent map, it's very similar to my hometown!"

"I can't help but think of a poem by you in the east. The moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon and look down at your hometown! It's really very artistic!"

After Nuwa pointed out that something was wrong with Tongtian, Athena was the first to jump out and make a noise, looking very excited?Hmm, shy look.

Duobao secretly laughed crazily in his mind,
It's just that on the surface, Yi still has an honest look about his eyes and nose, nose and heart, and he doesn't dare to reveal the slightest hint of ridicule.

But holding back laughter is really a skill plus physical work,
For this point, Duobao has the most right to speak at the moment,
Because he was approaching the limit that he couldn't hold back.

Even the blue veins on the neck began to jump up and down completely uncontrollably.

"No matter how funny it is, you can't laugh, because I have received professional training!~"

Duobao kept cheering himself up in his heart.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

The rhubarb dog's performance is more direct,

Shouting all the way, he leaned up to Tongtian repeatedly,

A long pink tongue sticks out,
Hanging on the mouth and shaking.

only,
There seems to be something wrong with this long dog mouth,

And the halazi flowed all over the place.

Um?Um!
This is the direct preparation for beheading. Action?
Everyone at the scene gasped in shock from this scene!
The reason for the cold weather has been found again!
The most surprising thing is Tongtian!

"Fuck!"

"You hot chicken thing!~"

"What the hell are you trying to do?"

"roll!"

"Climb for Grandpa!"

Tongtian also let out a furious roar at this moment!

The right arm of the unicorn cultivated by the single mother and fetus for hundreds of millions of years,

Even if you want to stretch out,
I want to be on the long face of the big yellow dog,

Leave a bright red five-fingerprint! ~
"Gan!"

"Even if this stinky dog ​​has reached the level of a great saint, so what?"

"I'll give you a slap if you dare to covet me!"

"The kind that even Nima can't recognize!~"

This is what Tongtian really thinks at the moment!
only,
Just when Tongtian was about to raise his arm,
But I found that my movements were still slow!

Du Hao's unicorn right arm reached the big yellow dog's dog's face first!

"Without a woman in your heart, draw your sword and be a god!"

"The ancients never deceived me!"

Seeing the situation in front of him, Tongtian also had a very painful realization in his heart.

In the eyes of the sky,
It is precisely because I have Nuwa in my heart,

So in terms of hand speed, it was slower than Du Hao's.

As for Du Hao,

But he didn't think so much at all.

He didn't even know what happened between Tongtian and Dahuanggou just now!
Because these old silver bullies immortal gods,
all the conversations between,
The whole process is done through sound transmission through thoughts,

It can be said that it is exactly the same as before,
I never thought of revealing anything to Du Hao
In this respect,

Du Hao belonged to the kind of little doll at the bottom of the well who was completely kept in the dark! ~
Du Hao's shot at this time,

It is entirely out of dislike of big yellow dogs,

Very simple kind! ~
Because Du Hao is still kneeling on the ground until now!

The reason why he knelt down in shame,

It's all because of the sense of oppression that Tongtian, Nuwa, Duobao, Athena and others gave him!

But he can bear all these!
The most unbearable thing is that the big yellow dog also comes up to join in the fun!

This is so unbearable!

In Du Hao's view, the first four are more or less people in the world of cultivating immortals.
Even if the strength is weaker,
Even like Athena, she completely lost her cultivation in this world,
But at any rate, they are still separated from the existence of mortals!

And the big yellow dog,
No insult really meant,
u1s1 ，

Nima is a Chinese pastoral dog,
Abbreviation. Earth dog!

It's not that dogs are bad,
It's just too ordinary,

In terms of status,
That's not as good as even an ordinary mortal!

Not to mention the elite among mortals like Ruo Duhao!
Therefore, such a dog who is inferior to ordinary people,

He even dared to follow Tongtian, Nuwa and the others to imitate Du Hao,
Who the hell gave this courage?
Liang Jingru?

Could this be the legendary Puxin dog?

Anyway, Du Hao was quite angry.

So when the big yellow dog was sticking out its tongue and tickling, it rushed towards Tongtian with a look of hunger and thirst, just passing in front of the kneeling Du Hao,
Du Hao didn't hesitate at all,
directly raised the right arm of the unicorn cultivated by the two lifetimes of being single,

Aiming at the big yellow dog is a big ear scratch!
And this big ear scraper,
It's not random,

Instead, it incorporates a trick from the 36-way dog-beating stick method of Du Hao's master level,
Call it "there is no dog in the world"!
It should be said that in this set of martial arts exercises,

A very brilliant move.

Just listen to the name of the move,
One can fully imagine the domineering power contained in the moves.

Anyway, the big yellow dog was scratched by this big ear,
The fan is upright
My brain is buzzing!

In fact, Big Yellow Dog can be said to be completely wronged at this moment! ~
It's just the one who doesn't care about Tongtian~
"Gan!"

"Gan!" "Gan!" "Gan!"

"If you think that this deity is a dog coveting that place, then you are completely wrong!"

"What rank is the deity?"

"Do you still need to covet that mere body?"

"What kind of dragon liver and phoenix marrow, delicacies and wild game have never been eaten by this deity?"

"Even those powerful monsters with advanced cultivation bases can enjoy a feast!"

"Compared to those monsters, you who reach the sky can only be regarded as the younger brother!"

"The reason why this deity wants to rush to you Tongtian in a hurry,"

"That's all because of,"

"This deity has already seen a dangerous existence, and it is shooting towards you through the sky. This deity just wants to rescue you and push you away to prevent you from being hit!"

After the big yellow dog took a hit from Du Hao's "No Dog in the World",

It can be said that I am very wronged in my heart!

only,
Due to his own identity and the gap in strength,

It's inconvenient for Big Yellow Dog to vent his grievances and a little bit of anger towards Du Hao face to face.

Therefore, I can only talk to Tongtian, Nuwa, Duobao, Athena, Dixin and other immortals,
Vent and vent through mind transmission!

But after hearing Di Xin's complaints, all the teammates,
They all showed disgusted expressions on their faces.

And an expression of complete disbelief!

Especially Tongtian,

At this time, he directly showed a very beating face,

His entire face was filled with contempt for the yellow bulag dog in front of him!
"Who the hell are you fooling?"

"When I am a mentally handicapped child?"

"You still want to save me?"

"Do you think someone will believe you when you say that?"

"Believe in you, it's better to believe that the stupid king of the big merchant will clean himself up!"

Di Xin: My widow, thank you! ~Excuse me, are you so polite?

A wave of very impolite cursing,
It shot straight out of Tongtian's mouth like a machine gun!
It can be said that it is the existence of the lethality full of MAX!

But the big yellow dog faced everyone's distrust and contempt,
didn't show any irritation,
Even as if nothing happened,
Very ancient well, old god Zaizai squatting on the ground,

With two round black dog eyes, very indifferently looking straight ahead at Tongtian.

Tongtian saw the big yellow dog like this,
My heart is even more angry!

"Whoa! Whoa!"

"Now, a random dog dares to be so disrespectful to me!"

"It seems that the whole world is full of rituals and music, and there are no basic rules at all!"

"My seat, come forward now, and get close to your big yellow dog,"

"You see, if I poke your dog's eyes, it's over!"

After saying that, Tongtian is going to go forward,
Had a hard time with the big yellow dog who was calm and squatting on the ground!
But in the middle of the road,
Hearing the sound transmission of the good disciple Duobao's soft voice,
"Calm down, master!"

"Did you forget about this big dog, but it is a super power that even Patriarch Hongjun can handle at will?"

"Are you sure you can really please this big dog?"

A seemingly trivial sentence,

But like a bolt from the blue, it hit Tong Tian's head deeply,

Let him wake up from the crazy self-expansion in an instant,
Back to reality!
"Crooked sun! Crooked sun!"

"I even forgot that this damned stinky dog ​​is such a terrifying super existence!"

"Almost capsized in the gutter!"

"Fortunately, this seat is quick-witted and sensitive!"

"Look at how I display my supreme social supernatural powers, and regain Gouzi's favor with me in one breath!"

Thinking so,

Tongtian was originally aggressive and unstoppable rushing towards the body of the big yellow dog,
It turned into a long sliding shovel within [-] seconds,

Directly plowed two deep and straight tracks on the ground!
The whole person also slipped in front of the big yellow dog in an instant,
Made a devout kneeling posture!

He shouted even more,

"Master Gouzi! Please be respected by the little god! Let's talk about saving lives!"

This scene once again made everyone on the scene gasp in surprise!

Even Big Yellow Dog had to re-examine Tongtian,

I feel that he is really a talent!

And Nuwa, Duobao, Athena, Dixin and others,
After the shock,
It's hard to hide a little disdain on his face!

"Master, although I understand your helplessness in not being able to beat this dog!~"

"But your sliding shovel, and your kneeling and licking, it's really"

"Huh? Huh! In this situation, I just want to say, Master, how did you manage to switch between Pu Xinan and dog licking so easily?! I want to learn too!"

"This wave of operations is simply awesome stuck on a hacksaw, awesome!"

"It's just that the grace of saving lives is really a bit far-fetched!"

"After all, in this prehistoric world, where is there any object that can be thrown directly at a sage of the heavenly dao, but the sage of the dao of heaven can't generate any induction?"

"Tu'er can say with certainty and affirmation that in our entire prehistoric world, it is impossible for such a thing to exist!"

"If there is, I will perform handstands and eat flying for everyone, the kind that starts at [-] catties!"

Duobao directly expressed his emotions through sound transmission through his mind!
It can be said that he is full of confidence in his own judgment!
However, in the next second, a very thick beam of light hit the place where Tongtian was standing without warning!
Immediately afterwards, a deep circular pothole appeared on the ground!
This sudden change,
It made everyone at the scene drop their jaws in shock, and their mouths opened into a big O shape.
The kind that's big enough to stuff a big ball in!
All of them are in the state of no FUCK!
And this time,
The most embarrassing one is undoubtedly Duobao!

After all, he is the man who swore a poisonous oath just a second ago,
And this oath is quite cruel,

Not only does it take [-] catties to start,

And eat upside down.
Thinking of this, a lot of water suddenly flowed out from various parts of Duobao's body.

these waters,
There are tears, sweat, and some strange water flowing from strange places.
Anyway, it's right that the whole person suddenly collapsed from a very mental state.

Tongtian, on the other hand, felt a little bit of gratitude towards the big yellow dog in his heart, the sincere kind!

After all, the naked reality has fully proved,

What the big yellow dog said before was not to greedy his body, but simply wanted to rescue him, which is totally tenable!
So at this moment, Tongtian's admiring gaze towards the big yellow dog is also a little more sincere!
This makes Big Yellow Dog feel very useful,

Even a little excited!

Anyway,
To be able to receive the sincere worship of a sage of heaven,

It is indeed something worth bragging about for a very long time!
However, if Big Yellow Dog knows that Tongtian’s previous operation of sliding shovel and kneeling,
It's all 100% hypocrisy.
I guess I'll say something cursing,
"You fucking act like this, are you polite?"

should say,

Everyone at the scene was shocked in their own way, but basically they all kept their heads clear.

Only Du Hao, apart from being shocked, also had big question marks in his head!

It feels like a super scumbag who got a national math competition paper,
It can really be said that it is very confused!
At this time, there are only three sentences left in his mind in the endless loop of the single,
"Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?!"

The reason for this phenomenon,
It is the other people present who at least know the cause and effect of a series of events!
But poor Du Hao was completely kept in the dark,
I feel that the picture in front of me is a very exaggerated jumping process!

Anyway, he was caught off guard, and Tong Tian approached the big yellow dog aggressively, as if he wanted to teach the beast a lesson;
Then he was caught off guard again, and Tongtian directly completed the switch from aggressive to flattering, and gave the big yellow dog squatting on the ground a respectful sliding shovel;

In the end, he was caught off guard again, a beam of light descended from the sky and landed on the place where Tong Tian was standing, forming a deep circular pit!
During this period, Du Hao also witnessed the drastic changes in the expressions of Nuwa and others, such as surprise, fear, contempt, ridicule, etc., etc., and so on!

Even speaking, that Duobao up to now,
They still have a very wonderful expression,

It's like I just ate shit!
When a person has experienced so many disorganized and unrelated scenes without knowing the cause and effect of these scenes,
The whole person is completely in a downtime state where the brain is empty,
It also seems very justifiable!
Fortunately,

After all, Du Hao is a super strong man with a master-level IQ,
Soon, he reacted from the shock and bewilderment!

"Nimma, who the hell is he! How dare you act wildly in front of me!"

"What kind of messy music, dare to throw it in my son's villa!"

"Is the Tianhe Villa of my son the stinking mouth of the writer who will be called Fang Fang Yuan Yuan in later generations!"

"I can tell you clearly, absolutely not!"

"Our company's Tianhe Villa will never be a dump!"

Enraged, Du Hao cursed impassionedly,

On the one hand, it came to the side of the round pit that was smashed out,

Get ready to check it out!
At this time, at some point, there was an ordinary small iron pick in his hand!
Well, this small iron hoe was actually taken out by Du Hao from the built-in storage space of the system!

From the beginning of this book to the present, after doing so many tasks, Du Hao got the most task rewards,

It is this ordinary little iron hoe!
Before, Du Hao was very disgusted with this kind of small iron hoe,

I feel that this small iron hoe can't be said to be useless, it is simply useless and a pile of scrap iron!

But he didn't expect that the little iron hoe that he despised to death before would come in handy at this moment!

Small iron hoe: 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!Um?Um!Ben Hoe will also do such famous jokes!
At this time, Du Hao didn't hesitate at all,

Immediately displayed the master-level 36-way dog-beating stick method,

Dancing that plain little iron pick like a hot wheel,
Frantically digging down the circular pit,

Brought up countless sludge flying,

The scene can be described as spectacular!

It is even many times more efficient than those professional excavators of later generations!
Well, from this point of view, Du Hao's identity as a Lanxiang graduate should be solid!
After 10 minutes, Du Hao's hard digging,

Finally got the final result!

But this result,

But let Du Hao and other people present,
Immediately dumbfounded!

For what appeared before their eyes was nothing else,
but an object they are very familiar with,

It was as if they had had a photo with this object a few hours ago!
Well, it is that very miraculous chaotic bead of Du Hao that can cure the hourglass!