Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

"Actually, this good life of potatoes and beef can be summed up in aphorisms...

boom!
Boom boom boom boom boom!

As soon as Du Hao's motto came out, everyone's heads exploded and roared again, and it was still several orders of magnitude more violent than the previous one.

The changes in the world and the earth caused by it are even more frenzied and turbulent! ~
"No, no, what happened, why is Daozu's head hurting so much?!"

Thirty-three days later, Hongjun, who had returned to Zixiao Palace, suddenly covered his head without warning,
It felt like an invisible hacksaw was cutting his head from Tianling Cap continuously,
Let his head seem to be split from the middle at once,
Desperate to die! ~
Even the heart has started to twitch! ~
But all of this, Du Hao is still shielded by the system,
I didn't notice it at all.

Even when seeing the big round Kazilan eyes stared at by Nuwa and Athena,

I'm still very proud of it.

"Haha, hahaha! These two stupid women, although they are said to be first-class beauties, and represent two styles of the East and the West, respectively,"

"But I really answered that sentence, fierce and brainless, ah, no, beautiful women are not very smart,"

"My son randomly cut out a section from the political textbook of the nine-year compulsory education in my previous life to break it up. The two beauties were fooled by me for a moment!~"

"Haha, it really makes a big difference whether you have received nine-year compulsory education or not!"

"Now these two noisy women are finally attracted by the theory released by my son, and they no longer continue to confront each other!"

"The whole world is finally quiet!~"

"Great!"

"This son is really a genius!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Geigeigeigeigei!"

Thinking of what he was proud of, for a moment, Du Hao actually laughed out loud in his heart.

And this time,

Nuwa, Athena, Tongtian and the others were still completely immersed in the great shock of the surge of enlightenment and the improvement of the realm.

Especially Nuwa, because it was the first time she felt the extreme pleasure of such a sudden increase in her cultivation base, the flush on her face even became brighter for a few rounds.

If one had to give an image metaphor for this feeling, it would be like cheating and headshots when playing chicken in the later generations.

"Could it be that this is the kind of blessing that Tongtian said before, that even as a sage of heaven, he can suddenly realize the Tao and improve his cultivation?! Bengong, Bengong really I feel it!~”

Nuwa's beautiful and soft voice was trembling with unbelievable excitement, which was completely inconsistent with her usual image of aloof and icy beauty.

Hearing Nuwa's thought transmission,
Everyone at the scene also temporarily woke up from the shock.

Tongtian: "Hahaha, Junior Sister Nuwa!~ You have finally felt the supreme and terrifying miraculousness of Mr. Du Hao, right? Every meal, every tea, every word, all contain the principles of the Dao, as long as you take a little bath, Then you can benefit endlessly, and the benefit to your own cultivation is comparable to practicing endless calamities!~"

Athena: "Ahhh!~ The master is really handsome, manly, and nice! He just spoke casually, but he gave me such a profound philosophy, although the slave didn't have a word I understand, but I still think it makes sense! ~ I feel that my cultivation base is about to break through again! This feeling is so good, in the words of our hometown, it is very good! ~"

Duobao: "Haha, Xiao Shazhi, I know what you mean, this is called ignorance! ~ This word was taught to me by the master! To be honest, I also have the same feeling, although Mr. Du Hao I understand every word I said, but I don’t understand it together! But no matter what, it’s right to feel very powerful! I also feel that I’m in the realm of cultivation, and I’ve broken through a lot at once!”

Di Xin: "Yeah!~ I didn't expect that a mortal like Ruowu can also gain cultivation under the influence of Brother Hao! Originally, it was only the realm of the golden core stage, but now it has crossed the realm one after another. After passing two major realm levels, I came directly to the Hedao Realm! And I reached the peak of the Hedao in one step! As long as the next step is to pass the tribulation successfully, you can step into the Immortal Realm, which also means that the widow will soon be on the verge of falling in terms of cultivation. Leaving the mortal world and becoming a real fairy god, hahaha! hohoho~"

After Di Xin finished speaking, he laughed very proudly.

In terms of the number of realms he has broken through, he has indeed gained the most, so he couldn't help but want to express his joy. In fact, he also had the intention of pretending to be X in front of all the great powers.

Nu Wa, Tong Tian and the others immediately became unhappy: Xiao Mian, pretend to be X in front of us, haven't you looked in the mirror, be careful of getting fucked.

Tong Tian stroked his long beard under his jaw, and his deep and quiet voice came out in a very ordinary voice, full of the meaning of calm and breezy,
"Congratulations, little friend Di Xin! In fact, I am still very envious of little friend Di Xin. After all, this seat is transformed by the primordial spirit of Pangu's father god, and he is at the peak of quasi-sage at birth."

"Later, I received the Primordial Purple Qi from Hongjun, and even ascended directly to become a sage of heaven!~"

"From then on, I can feel the boring life of riding a mayfly in the world, a drop in the ocean! It is said that I live the same life as the world, and I will not die after ten thousand kalpas!"

"Looking at everything in this world, they are all like mayflies and ants. It is impossible to experience life, old age, sickness and death like ordinary people!"

"So the path of my seat's practice is really too ordinary. Compared with the ups and downs of little friend Di Xin, it really lacks a bit of color!~"

After speaking, Tongtian stroked his long beard under his jaw again, revealing his indisputable immortality.

"Master, this hand of Versailles is just playing around!~"

Duobao couldn't help muttering in a low voice.

But it was immediately captured by Tongtian keenly,

The latter immediately gave Duo Bao a hard look, his eyes were full of fatherly care, interspersed with such small warnings, there was really only one.

Although Tongtian doesn't know what "Versailles" is, but with the sage's understanding, he can perceive that this thing is probably not a word of praise.

Duobao was so frightened by this warning look that he almost lost his wits.

As the chief disciple who has followed Tongtian for hundreds of millions of years, Duobao should not understand too much about the nature of his master.

Of course it is,

beyond sight,

alright! ~
Especially when you accidentally offend him, he will embroider a pair of shoes for you very thoughtfully overnight,

It is indeed full of fatherly love! ~
But I don't know why, every time the shoes will be slightly smaller!
That's why Duobao looked so low-browed when he saw Tongtian's eyes at this moment,

It wasn't because he was afraid of Tongtian's revenge and frame, let him kneel at the door in the middle of the night when it snowed, and then turned into a snowman the next day for Tongtian and his disciples to dress up and play as they wanted.
Or tie him to the top of Biyou Palace, and become a human-shaped lightning rod for Biyou Palace to avoid the thunder of the catastrophe.

Or let him change back to the original body - a tall, fat and huge mouse with one person, and let many disciples of the third and fourth generations ride it for fun,

Or something else! ~
Anyway, all of these don't exist!

Duobao is so obedient at the moment, he really just feels sorry for his master, and his heart is full of guilt.

"Master has always cared for me and treated me like a treasure. How can I say that Master is Versailles!?"

"I'm really not a god!"

"Master, disciple Duobao knows his mistake, and sincerely repents, and I hope Master will punish him!"

Under fear, ah, no, under self-reproach, Duobao hurriedly took the initiative to plead guilty, and his attitude can be said to be very sincere.

"Humph!"

Tongtian used a nasal voice to express his care, kindness and forgiveness to the disciples,
There is also a small group, really a small group of "I have written this down, and I will make you a pair of shoes that fit you in the future",
Full of the generosity of the elders! ~
Knowing that this nasal sound meant that Tongtian had temporarily forgiven him, Duobao couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

But Di Xin didn't pay attention to the farce between the master and the apprentice at the moment.

His main energy was concentrated on the words before Tongtian.

"What?! I was born at the pinnacle of quasi-sage?! Absorbed the primordial purple energy and directly became a saint of heaven? I feel that the path of cultivation is so smooth, so I feel ordinary?!"

"This is simply pretending to be X naked, and still using pretend X to slap the widow in the face?"

"You Tongtian are so ordinary, relaxed and happy, eating hot pot and singing songs, you put the realm of heavenly saints into the bowl, and that widow worked so hard to get into the realm of harmony. What is it if you are not even a fairy god? Is the widow a fool?!"

Thinking of these, Di Xin felt that his heart was full of anger,

It is about to spray out from the nose, turning myself into a walking alchemy furnace.

However, when he raised his eyes and met Tong Tian's four eyes, Di Xin put on a pretty bright smile,

The originally handsome and delicate face is now in full bloom like a chrysanthemum.

"Sage Tongtian, you are humble! You are the real supreme power in the world, and you are born with the primordial spirit of Pangu. In our prehistoric three realms and six realms, how many of us can achieve such immeasurable power like you? ?!"

"It's really ridiculous and generous for the widow to speak in front of you about the cultivation of the realm!"

"Shame me too, shame me too!~"

While speaking, Di Xin covered his face with his hand, and at the same time waved his other hand again and again, as if he was very ashamed and shameless.

"Shang Wang is serious, serious!~"

Seeing that Di Xin was so sensible, Tong Tian felt kindly, and while stroking his long beard that fluttered under his chin, he smiled and comforted Di Xin, his aunt's smile all over his face showed a fake appearance.

Seeing that Tongtian no longer pursued the matter, Di Xin couldn't help but let out a long breath, feeling relieved at last.

It's just that Tongtian's heart is smooth, but Nuwa's and Athena's are not.

Just kidding, as the top super gods in this prehistoric world, they are also very face-saving.

Although, these two beauties are fairly low-key on weekdays, and they don't really like to move out their realm to suppress others all the time, pretending to be like the kind of Western lighthouse country in later generations who "requires strength and status". Going out to talk to you" with a beating look,

But it doesn't mean that anyone comes here at random,

In turn, they can make a show of their realm and cultivation level in front of them X.

It can even be said that this is absolutely not allowed!

This is like some powerful dynasties of Huaguo in later generations. Although they are very low-key and humble on weekdays, it does not mean that they are weak and can be bullied.

When there are really jumping clowns who dare to seek evil,
Immediately, he struck out with heavy punches and beat the opponent to his knees begging for mercy.

Let these foreign barbarians and Japanese pirates understand,
"Your father will always be your father. It's just polite not to let you call daddy on weekdays, but you must not take politeness as a blessing, otherwise when Thunderbolt strikes to teach you a lesson, calling daddy [-] times won't be enough!"

Therefore, at this time, Nuwa and Athena were surprisingly unanimous in wanting to teach this ignorant Di Xin a lesson.
The air is full of like-minded, sympathetic taste.

I have to say that a woman is a very strange creature. A second ago, she was still at the point of a needle, tearing at each other, and even developed from a psychological attack to a physical attack, and started hitting each other with the ball.

In the next second, they turned into good sisters standing on the same front, as if nothing had happened.

I don't know if this plastic friendship can last in the next second.
"Di Xin, you, a little king of big merchants, call you an ant in front of me, that's a great face to you!"

"Originally, I didn't want to argue with you, a small merchant king, and I lost my status very much,"

"But this time, if you dare to pretend to be X in front of me, I won't be able to bear it!"

"Now I can clearly tell you that your pretending to be X has successfully aroused the anger of Ben Gong. Ben Gong is very angry and the consequences are very serious!~"

"Yes, this goddess is also very angry, and the consequences are very serious!~"

Athena echoed from the side.

Tongtian and Duobao were dumbfounded for a moment when they saw the momentum of the two of them fighting against each other.
"Oh my god, so this is the female fairy. If we hadn't watched the whole process, we would never have imagined that they were still exchanging tea art and ball skills with each other very gracefully just a second ago!"

"And now we are like-minded, united front with you!?"

"Sure enough, the female fairy's mind is different from our male fairy's!~"

As for Di Xin, at this moment he doesn't have the leisurely mood of Tongtian and Duobao at all,

He felt like he was about to vomit blood.
Just settled Tongtian,

But he didn't expect that there were more terrifying two masters waiting for him.

"My widow, Cao! The ancients said, 'Don't pretend to be coercive, and you will be struck by lightning!~' is really a wise saying, and the ancients did not deceive me!~"

"It's fine, what kind of pretense do you pretend to be in front of this group of powerful people?! Do you think you have everything in your sleeves, and you can pretend to be anything?!"

"In the future, if the widow pretends to be coercive again, let the widow directly swallow the filthy things excreted by people!~"

Di Xin really regretted his bowels, and couldn't help scolding himself in his heart, and even swore a very vicious oath in the end,
It can be reflected from the side that Di Xin treated this oath very seriously and sincerely, and even estimated the worst consequences.

However, Nuwa and Athena will not let Di Xin blame themselves.

What they want is a real adverse consequence on Di Xin.

"Ok?"

Seeing that Di Xin hadn't moved for a long time, Nu Wa was stunned in place,
He directly expressed his dissatisfaction with a nasal voice.

Di Xin was also pulled out of his own world by this nasal sound,

The fear in my heart has reached the point where it cannot be added,

It seems that the heart will pop out of his mouth in the next second! ~