Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning
Chapter 68 Warning from the Big Yellow Dog
When Da Huang saw Du Hao coming, he was excited on the spot. After all, he was brought to this prehistoric world by the system.
just suddenly,
I haven't officially met my master yet.
Of course, he knew the true identity of his master, Du Hao,
Therefore, I have more and more respect for this master from the bottom of my heart, and even a little, fear! ~
It's just that the owner, Du Hao, still doesn't know his true identity.
According to the meaning of "that force",
At this moment, it is not yet the time to let Du Hao know the whole truth.
Since "that force" sent his big yellow dog to Du Hao's side, then the big yellow dog should support and protect Du Hao wholeheartedly~
Therefore, although the big yellow dog is not familiar with Du Hao, his joy and love for seeing Du Hao is sincere.
He is stumbling towards Du Hao right now, wanting to give him a big hug~
He hoped that in the next moment, he could be hugged by Princess Du Hao, and then he could lick Du Hao's face with his tongue.
But Rhubarb Dog never expected it to be,
At the moment when he was about to fall into Du Hao's arms,
However, Du Hao shot him a very strong look, full of surprise, panic, fear, and even a trace of disdain.
"Gan!"
"Master doesn't like this deity, does he?!"
"It shouldn't be, this deity is the most adorable creature in the Hongmeng universe!"
"It's cute and cute!"
"How could anyone resist the cute charm of this deity!~"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
In the blink of an eye, many thoughts flashed through Big Yellow Dog's head.
The final conclusion is that the contemptuous gaze I felt before must be an illusion.
Du Hao will definitely hold it in his arms as if he is pampering a two hundred catty big child,
Then have a good caress.
Yes, it must be so!
just the next second,
There was a popping sound in the air.
The unicorn right arm that Du Hao protruded suddenly, which was cultivated by the two generations of being single,
He slapped the big yellow dog's pointed cheeks hard.
Buzz!
The big yellow dog's head was spinning for a while, and he was in pain.
"This is a goddamn rotten dog. How dare it bark at me, and even try to attack me!"
"I don't want to give you some power, I really thought I was easy to provoke!~"
"Tell you, this young master is a generation of martial arts masters, proficient in the 36-way dog-beating stick method!~"
"You chicken and dog, you'd better be honest with me."
Du Hao directly gave Big Yellow Dog a wave of headshot warnings.
Big Yellow Dog was extremely wronged, but he didn't dare to make trouble in front of Du Hao, let alone confide in Du Hao.
After all, "that force" arranged for him to be an honest and obedient dog in front of Du Hao. He can't expose his identity and disrupt all arrangements.
Otherwise, it will be a matter of minutes! ~
"Woooooo~"
The big yellow dog groaned aggrievedly, lay on the ground and kept scratching its swollen cheeks with its paws, looking very cute and pitiful.
"Humph!"
Seeing the big yellow dog's appearance, Du Hao expressed his disdain with a nasal voice on the spot, as if to say that you are sensible, but there is no need to act in front of me, it doesn't work! ~
Then, Du Hao shifted his gaze to Hongjun.
He came here for Hongjun!
The big yellow dog pounced on him just now, it can only be regarded as an unexpected episode! ~
"Old man, now I'm giving you two options. The first is to return my bead, and then leave obediently. You can keep the military coat that I gave you earlier! I am half a step within a hundred miles of Tianhe Villa!~”
"The second choice is to be taught a severe lesson by this young master, and then I will personally find the beads from you! Then you are also not allowed to step into the half a hundred miles of my Tianhe Villa. step!~"
"I need to remind you that if you choose the latter, then this young master will definitely let you taste the mighty power of my unicorn's right arm, and you will definitely regret it by then!"
"Don't say it's unpredictable!~"
Du Hao's tone was quite severe, even colder than this early spring night.
Faced with such aggressive warnings,
Hongjun didn't blow his hair out with anger as usual,
I feel as if I'm not offended and just stand there with my head down,
Not even nodding,
A submissive look.
It doesn't have the powerful aura of the Daoist Saint at all.
The reason for such a fundamental change is entirely because Hongjun is really overwhelmed by Du Hao's strength at this moment! ~
That big yellow dog is already a super terrifying existence that surpasses him by a lot,
But Du Hao can slap the big yellow dog to the ground with one slap!
And the big yellow dog even showed a look of swallowing his anger after being beaten,
It seems to be completely overwhelmed by Du Hao's supreme power! ~
So compared,
So what kind of height has Du Hao's strength reached? !
Hongjun felt completely unimaginable!
But what is certain is that if Du Hao wants to crush Hongjun to death, it must be as easy as crushing an ant!
It should be said that it was not until this time that Hongjun really believed that this seemingly ordinary young man in front of him would really have a strength far surpassing Hongjun.
Whether it is obtained through some heaven-defying magic weapon, or through one's own cultivation base,
These are unchangeable facts.
Of course, Hongjun is still more inclined to believe the latter at this time!
It has to be said that these are several oaths that need to bear the failure of the bet, and they all start with more than [-] catties, and there are even hundreds of thousands of catties.
After all, he had repeatedly said before that if Du Hao was stronger than Hongjun, he would eat shit and start with X ten thousand catties!
Fortunately, when these bets and oaths were made, this nasty big yellow dog hadn't appeared yet, so he escaped unharmed.
Otherwise, he might really be led by the big yellow dog all over the world to eat and drink in the cesspit all over the world until there is not a drop left.
"Master Du, I can, can I have a third choice?"
"The third option? What is the third option? Tell me well!~"
Du Hao was unconsciously brought to the rap of Happy Planet~
"The third option is, can you beat me even more viciously, and let me keep the beads~!?"
Hongjun showed pitiful little eyes.
wow grass,
No way? !
What is so magical about this bead?
It turned out to be so life and death unwilling to let go.
The young master who did it was a little suspicious. Did he use it to plug holes before, was he overkill? !
No, there must be a demon if something abnormal happens, this young master must investigate clearly first! ~
In Du Hao's wise and handsome eyes, the eyeballs are rolling around, with a look of strategizing,
Think about it soon!
Then he directly stretched out his big hand towards Hongjun,
"Give me back the beads first!"
"Ah, this"
Hongjun's face showed bitterness, like a coy flower girl, no, big girl.
But he dared not disobey at all,
So tremblingly, I took out the pearl that I regarded as my heart's treasure from my sleeve,
A sense of sight of a poor old man taking out a dollar from his patched clothes.
Du Hao has no patience at all,
"Bring it to you",
He directly took the beads into his hands.
Then a full investigation began.
Take a look with your left eye,
Take a look with your right eye,
nose smell,
Nothing found! ~
Then, Du Hao decided to play the big ticket.
He quickly and skillfully lifted the hem of the plain robe on his body,
Everyone present, including Hongjun and Big Yellow Dog, were completely stunned! ~
Why is Mr. Du Hao so unrestrained? !
Athena even watched her little heart thumping!
This makes it even more obvious that Du Hao is a bit of an idiot at the moment.
The whole process can be said to be full of high energy, which is very wow.
It's just that Du Hao didn't notice at all that there was something strange,
The bead is still the bead.
So he is also very strange,
Why would this neurotic and weird old man on the opposite side regard this bead as a treasure, which is obviously an ordinary object.
Being very puzzled and perplexed, Du Hao still took out the bead from an unknown place, and a fresh breath still remained on the bead.
It's really amazing!
In the scene, the one with the most complicated mood was Hongjun.
Even his mood at the moment can't be described as complicated, it just collapsed! ~
A huge nausea flooded my body again,
This feeling is so familiar, as if it happened just an hour ago.
"vomit!"
"vomit!"
"vomit!"
Naturally, Hongjun retched again, but this time, he didn't even have to vomit the stomach acid, and if he vomited again, he could only vomit intestinal juice~
"Gan!"
"Gan Gan Gan!"
"The Chaos Orb is actually used in this way, this Taoist ancestor is your mother's mother Xipi!~"
"No wonder there were some small pieces of yellow juice sticking to the chaotic bead earlier, it turned out to be... vomit~"
Hongjun really never expected that Du Hao would use this chaotic bead to do such a very dirty and seamless thing,
Reminiscent of the fact that I still licked the Chaos Orb in my mouth before,
I was really angry and disgusted, I didn't get angry for a moment, and I started to spit out lotus flowers in my heart.
The big yellow dog who is proficient in his mind has already been lying on the ground with a smile, the chrysanthemum is trembling with its tail! ~
When Du Hao saw the old man in front of him, he started to vomit very suddenly.
Monk Zhang Er was also confused for a while.
"Don't you just know the real purpose of the beads? Is there such a big reaction?"
It's just that this thought flashed for a moment,
Du Hao instantly remembered the scene where Hongjun desperately sucked the bead in his mouth,
All things are instantly relieved!
A very sympathetic feeling of pity also arises spontaneously.
"Hey, this is knowing the whole truth of the matter, he is really a poor old man~"
"Why don't I just give the beads to this old man, anyway, it's hard to find three-legged toads, but it's easy to find beads that fit perfectly."
"It's just that it's okay to give it to the old man, but a lesson is also necessary. Let him remember that he can't run endlessly to my son's villa in the future, otherwise it will be a troublesome matter."
After thinking about it, Du Hao spoke to Hongjun,
"Old man, don't throw up, I can give you the beads!"
"But you have to promise that you won't be allowed to step within a hundred miles of my villa in the future, and the promise must be made with the oath of heaven!"
Hongjun's vomiting stopped shortly after hearing the words, and a greedy and excited expression was displayed on his face without any scruples.
"Yes, no problem, I Daozu. I will definitely do it!"
"I can swear the oath of that day now!"
"If I take another step within a hundred miles of Tianhe Villa in the future, I am willing to be punished by the Dao of that day!"
"This oath, the world will learn from each other!"
Rumble!
The oath of the Dao of the Great Dao Saint directly caused a vast and majestic change in the power of heaven.
All of a sudden, there was thunder and lightning, the wind howled, and green waves rose from the forest and sea in the mountains!
The oath that Hongjun uttered turned into golden tangible characters, floating upwards, gradually blending into the dark night sky.
Incomparably gorgeous, incomparably miraculous!
It's just that the system blocked Du Hao again for these visions of heaven and earth.
What Du Hao could see and hear was just this old man in front of him piously swearing an oath to God.
All other hairs are gone! ~
Du Hao is still satisfied with this attitude.
"This bead, my son officially bestows it on you now!"
Du Hao kept his promise and handed the bead still sticking to the fresh juice to Hongjun.
Hongjun hastily reached out and took it.
During this process, Du Hao used his two fingers to lift the beads like a spicy chicken,
On the other hand, Hongjun clasped his hands tightly in his palms, as if holding the beads held the whole world!
The attitude is completely different!
This also made Du Hao feel more and more that the old man in front of him is really pitiful, but such a small bead can even attract so much attention from the other party.
The pity in my heart instantly became stronger.
It's just that the feeling didn't last long.
Next second,
Du Hao's unicorn right arm came out very suddenly without warning.
"Snapped!"
There was a sharp crack in the air.
Hong Jun was slapped solidly by Du Hao.
Then he stared at his signature unbelievable eyes, as if to say why do you beat me!
It's just that Du Hao didn't pay attention to Hongjun's sad eyes at all, and his hands didn't stop at all.
After the first slap, with a very exaggerated and anti-human frequency,
Continue to play the second and third notes! ~
"Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!"
Like the dense sound of firecrackers during the Spring Festival,
A coherent explosion sounded in the air.
This crazy slap knocked Hongjun out on the spot.
Moreover, when Du Hao is smoking, he also pays great attention to the uniformity of rain and dew,
It is Hongjun's two cheeks, the kind that evenly distributes the number of slaps~
This also leads to a very similar degree of swelling on both cheeks,
It didn't take long before it turned into two bulging big meat buns! ~
The whole face became like a groundhog.
Even Duobao, who was eating melons, called him an expert! ~
Speaking of his understanding of rats, Duobao said that he was number two. In this prehistoric world, no one would dare to say number one! ~
It can be seen how similar this Hongjun's face is to that of a groundhog!
After a full 10 minutes, when Du Hao finally left nine hundred and ninety-nine big scratches on Hongjun's face,
Finally, he stopped his frantic slapping in the face.
Because at this moment, he already felt that he had taught the bad old man in front of him a lesson.
Enough to make this bad old man have a good memory,
From now on, he never dared to set foot within half a step within a hundred miles of Tianhe Villa.
In fact, compared to the previous Dao Dao oath, the crazy slap in the face at this time is what Du Hao really wants to use!
For he knows very well,
For ordinary mortals, apart from a very poor psychological deterrent effect, the Dao Oath,
Basically, there are no constraints.
After all, Tiandao is also an existence with limited energy. How can any cat or dog attract Tiandao's attention? !
Only the very few fairy gods who have escaped from the mortal body among the millions of living beings,
You are qualified to let Tiandao become the witness of the oath,
When the oath is violated, it will be punished by heaven.
As for ordinary mortals, it can only be hehe! ~
No matter how many vows they make to the Dao of Heaven, it is estimated that the Dao of Heaven will not even take a look~
As for Hongjun,
At this time, Du Hao's big-eared scraper had already beaten him to a point where he completely lost his consciousness.
After waking up a little, the first reaction is who am I?where am iWhat am I doing? ! ~
Thousands of little stars are flying around in the eyes!
But Du Hao didn't mean to wake Hongjun up at all!
Just when Hongjun was still in a daze,
All of a sudden, I felt something hit hard on the chrysanthemum of my back door,
It's very whipped into the heart, one shot into the soul, sour and refreshing~
This thing is Du Hao's toe!
Du Hao kicked up directly, and kicked Hongjun out extremely unceremoniously! ~
But seeing the latter, it is like a flying rocket, wearing colorful rays of light, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, and disappearing between the sky and the earth in an instant, leaving only a shining star in the night sky in the sky.
Although it looks very cool, it is completely passive! ~
After Du Hao's operation, everyone on the scene was stunned!
Because after all, they are not blocked by any line of sight, and they can see the whole process of the incident clearly.
Needless to say, the shock of Di Xin and Athena, they have always been opened up by Du Hao time and time again to the boundaries of reality,
The admiration for Du Hao is getting deeper and deeper.
It has even reached a point of madness!
Tongtian and Duobao were the most shocked.
They can't even imagine a young man who looks like an ordinary ordinary mortal in appearance,
The real strength has reached such a terrifying level! ~
It can even be said that the existing Taoist cultivation base system is completely unable to accommodate the evaluation of his true strength!
This is a super terrifying existence far surpassing the sage of heaven! !
For such a super power that is within reach and poked alive in front of you,
Of course everyone's reaction was to hug their thighs fiercely! ~
Therefore, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became very strange.
Tongtian, Duobao, Dixin, Athena,
They all involuntarily surrounded Du Hao at the same moment,
They all want to send their own hugs at the first time,
Pull in a relationship with Doo Ho! ~
Everyone's faces involuntarily showed a very greedy look,
Even the corners of his mouth were drooling unconsciously, dripping down the skirt of his clothes like a brook.
Wet a large area of muddy ground~
At this moment, Du Hao was constantly using his long sleeves as a feather duster to dust off the dust on his body,
This is his habitual action after solving troubles.
He suddenly looked up and saw the ambiguous scene in front of him,
I felt my scalp tingling on the spot! ~
"Mom!"
"Are these people crazy?!"
"Just surround yourself like this, what's the matter with the expression on your face and the saliva in your mouth?"
"Could it be that you want to eat me up?!"
"What's wrong with this?! Don't come here!"
Du Hao backed away in shock~
At this time, the only one who remained awake in the audience was the big yellow dog!
After all, he has already known Du Hao's true strength and his grand mission to come to this world through the system!
"Wang Nima, a bunch of ignorant little bastards!~"
"Seeing some of my master's little power, it's like this. A man who has been single for 30 years sees a real hard disk wife naked, isn't he like a wolf who has been hungry for seven days and nights and sees a tender and lovely lamb? This wretched appearance is simply It’s just throwing away the face of the gods!~”
"But it's no wonder, after all, you are just Weimo gods in a small world in the vast Primordial Universe."
"Naturally, you can't compare with this deity in terms of knowledge!"
"This deity judges you bunch of stinky fish and rotten shrimps with my own eyesight. I really think you are lying on the ground and looking at the chrysanthemum from below!"
Thinking of this, a sense of pride and complacency subconsciously surged from the depths of Big Yellow Dog's heart, and the corners of his mouth curled up in a very proud way.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
At this time, the big yellow dog barked at everyone!
"Just kidding, there is this deity here, let's see who can step forward to disturb our master!"
"Want to give our master a hug?!"
"Don't piss and look at your own virtues, ask yourself if you are compatible?"
The Big Yellow Dog passed sound transmission on the spot, like Tongtian and the others issued a warning, signaling that they should not continue to approach Du Hao,
The eyes are full of viciousness and fierceness, which makes people daunting! ~
just suddenly,
I haven't officially met my master yet.
Of course, he knew the true identity of his master, Du Hao,
Therefore, I have more and more respect for this master from the bottom of my heart, and even a little, fear! ~
It's just that the owner, Du Hao, still doesn't know his true identity.
According to the meaning of "that force",
At this moment, it is not yet the time to let Du Hao know the whole truth.
Since "that force" sent his big yellow dog to Du Hao's side, then the big yellow dog should support and protect Du Hao wholeheartedly~
Therefore, although the big yellow dog is not familiar with Du Hao, his joy and love for seeing Du Hao is sincere.
He is stumbling towards Du Hao right now, wanting to give him a big hug~
He hoped that in the next moment, he could be hugged by Princess Du Hao, and then he could lick Du Hao's face with his tongue.
But Rhubarb Dog never expected it to be,
At the moment when he was about to fall into Du Hao's arms,
However, Du Hao shot him a very strong look, full of surprise, panic, fear, and even a trace of disdain.
"Gan!"
"Master doesn't like this deity, does he?!"
"It shouldn't be, this deity is the most adorable creature in the Hongmeng universe!"
"It's cute and cute!"
"How could anyone resist the cute charm of this deity!~"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
In the blink of an eye, many thoughts flashed through Big Yellow Dog's head.
The final conclusion is that the contemptuous gaze I felt before must be an illusion.
Du Hao will definitely hold it in his arms as if he is pampering a two hundred catty big child,
Then have a good caress.
Yes, it must be so!
just the next second,
There was a popping sound in the air.
The unicorn right arm that Du Hao protruded suddenly, which was cultivated by the two generations of being single,
He slapped the big yellow dog's pointed cheeks hard.
Buzz!
The big yellow dog's head was spinning for a while, and he was in pain.
"This is a goddamn rotten dog. How dare it bark at me, and even try to attack me!"
"I don't want to give you some power, I really thought I was easy to provoke!~"
"Tell you, this young master is a generation of martial arts masters, proficient in the 36-way dog-beating stick method!~"
"You chicken and dog, you'd better be honest with me."
Du Hao directly gave Big Yellow Dog a wave of headshot warnings.
Big Yellow Dog was extremely wronged, but he didn't dare to make trouble in front of Du Hao, let alone confide in Du Hao.
After all, "that force" arranged for him to be an honest and obedient dog in front of Du Hao. He can't expose his identity and disrupt all arrangements.
Otherwise, it will be a matter of minutes! ~
"Woooooo~"
The big yellow dog groaned aggrievedly, lay on the ground and kept scratching its swollen cheeks with its paws, looking very cute and pitiful.
"Humph!"
Seeing the big yellow dog's appearance, Du Hao expressed his disdain with a nasal voice on the spot, as if to say that you are sensible, but there is no need to act in front of me, it doesn't work! ~
Then, Du Hao shifted his gaze to Hongjun.
He came here for Hongjun!
The big yellow dog pounced on him just now, it can only be regarded as an unexpected episode! ~
"Old man, now I'm giving you two options. The first is to return my bead, and then leave obediently. You can keep the military coat that I gave you earlier! I am half a step within a hundred miles of Tianhe Villa!~”
"The second choice is to be taught a severe lesson by this young master, and then I will personally find the beads from you! Then you are also not allowed to step into the half a hundred miles of my Tianhe Villa. step!~"
"I need to remind you that if you choose the latter, then this young master will definitely let you taste the mighty power of my unicorn's right arm, and you will definitely regret it by then!"
"Don't say it's unpredictable!~"
Du Hao's tone was quite severe, even colder than this early spring night.
Faced with such aggressive warnings,
Hongjun didn't blow his hair out with anger as usual,
I feel as if I'm not offended and just stand there with my head down,
Not even nodding,
A submissive look.
It doesn't have the powerful aura of the Daoist Saint at all.
The reason for such a fundamental change is entirely because Hongjun is really overwhelmed by Du Hao's strength at this moment! ~
That big yellow dog is already a super terrifying existence that surpasses him by a lot,
But Du Hao can slap the big yellow dog to the ground with one slap!
And the big yellow dog even showed a look of swallowing his anger after being beaten,
It seems to be completely overwhelmed by Du Hao's supreme power! ~
So compared,
So what kind of height has Du Hao's strength reached? !
Hongjun felt completely unimaginable!
But what is certain is that if Du Hao wants to crush Hongjun to death, it must be as easy as crushing an ant!
It should be said that it was not until this time that Hongjun really believed that this seemingly ordinary young man in front of him would really have a strength far surpassing Hongjun.
Whether it is obtained through some heaven-defying magic weapon, or through one's own cultivation base,
These are unchangeable facts.
Of course, Hongjun is still more inclined to believe the latter at this time!
It has to be said that these are several oaths that need to bear the failure of the bet, and they all start with more than [-] catties, and there are even hundreds of thousands of catties.
After all, he had repeatedly said before that if Du Hao was stronger than Hongjun, he would eat shit and start with X ten thousand catties!
Fortunately, when these bets and oaths were made, this nasty big yellow dog hadn't appeared yet, so he escaped unharmed.
Otherwise, he might really be led by the big yellow dog all over the world to eat and drink in the cesspit all over the world until there is not a drop left.
"Master Du, I can, can I have a third choice?"
"The third option? What is the third option? Tell me well!~"
Du Hao was unconsciously brought to the rap of Happy Planet~
"The third option is, can you beat me even more viciously, and let me keep the beads~!?"
Hongjun showed pitiful little eyes.
wow grass,
No way? !
What is so magical about this bead?
It turned out to be so life and death unwilling to let go.
The young master who did it was a little suspicious. Did he use it to plug holes before, was he overkill? !
No, there must be a demon if something abnormal happens, this young master must investigate clearly first! ~
In Du Hao's wise and handsome eyes, the eyeballs are rolling around, with a look of strategizing,
Think about it soon!
Then he directly stretched out his big hand towards Hongjun,
"Give me back the beads first!"
"Ah, this"
Hongjun's face showed bitterness, like a coy flower girl, no, big girl.
But he dared not disobey at all,
So tremblingly, I took out the pearl that I regarded as my heart's treasure from my sleeve,
A sense of sight of a poor old man taking out a dollar from his patched clothes.
Du Hao has no patience at all,
"Bring it to you",
He directly took the beads into his hands.
Then a full investigation began.
Take a look with your left eye,
Take a look with your right eye,
nose smell,
Nothing found! ~
Then, Du Hao decided to play the big ticket.
He quickly and skillfully lifted the hem of the plain robe on his body,
Everyone present, including Hongjun and Big Yellow Dog, were completely stunned! ~
Why is Mr. Du Hao so unrestrained? !
Athena even watched her little heart thumping!
This makes it even more obvious that Du Hao is a bit of an idiot at the moment.
The whole process can be said to be full of high energy, which is very wow.
It's just that Du Hao didn't notice at all that there was something strange,
The bead is still the bead.
So he is also very strange,
Why would this neurotic and weird old man on the opposite side regard this bead as a treasure, which is obviously an ordinary object.
Being very puzzled and perplexed, Du Hao still took out the bead from an unknown place, and a fresh breath still remained on the bead.
It's really amazing!
In the scene, the one with the most complicated mood was Hongjun.
Even his mood at the moment can't be described as complicated, it just collapsed! ~
A huge nausea flooded my body again,
This feeling is so familiar, as if it happened just an hour ago.
"vomit!"
"vomit!"
"vomit!"
Naturally, Hongjun retched again, but this time, he didn't even have to vomit the stomach acid, and if he vomited again, he could only vomit intestinal juice~
"Gan!"
"Gan Gan Gan!"
"The Chaos Orb is actually used in this way, this Taoist ancestor is your mother's mother Xipi!~"
"No wonder there were some small pieces of yellow juice sticking to the chaotic bead earlier, it turned out to be... vomit~"
Hongjun really never expected that Du Hao would use this chaotic bead to do such a very dirty and seamless thing,
Reminiscent of the fact that I still licked the Chaos Orb in my mouth before,
I was really angry and disgusted, I didn't get angry for a moment, and I started to spit out lotus flowers in my heart.
The big yellow dog who is proficient in his mind has already been lying on the ground with a smile, the chrysanthemum is trembling with its tail! ~
When Du Hao saw the old man in front of him, he started to vomit very suddenly.
Monk Zhang Er was also confused for a while.
"Don't you just know the real purpose of the beads? Is there such a big reaction?"
It's just that this thought flashed for a moment,
Du Hao instantly remembered the scene where Hongjun desperately sucked the bead in his mouth,
All things are instantly relieved!
A very sympathetic feeling of pity also arises spontaneously.
"Hey, this is knowing the whole truth of the matter, he is really a poor old man~"
"Why don't I just give the beads to this old man, anyway, it's hard to find three-legged toads, but it's easy to find beads that fit perfectly."
"It's just that it's okay to give it to the old man, but a lesson is also necessary. Let him remember that he can't run endlessly to my son's villa in the future, otherwise it will be a troublesome matter."
After thinking about it, Du Hao spoke to Hongjun,
"Old man, don't throw up, I can give you the beads!"
"But you have to promise that you won't be allowed to step within a hundred miles of my villa in the future, and the promise must be made with the oath of heaven!"
Hongjun's vomiting stopped shortly after hearing the words, and a greedy and excited expression was displayed on his face without any scruples.
"Yes, no problem, I Daozu. I will definitely do it!"
"I can swear the oath of that day now!"
"If I take another step within a hundred miles of Tianhe Villa in the future, I am willing to be punished by the Dao of that day!"
"This oath, the world will learn from each other!"
Rumble!
The oath of the Dao of the Great Dao Saint directly caused a vast and majestic change in the power of heaven.
All of a sudden, there was thunder and lightning, the wind howled, and green waves rose from the forest and sea in the mountains!
The oath that Hongjun uttered turned into golden tangible characters, floating upwards, gradually blending into the dark night sky.
Incomparably gorgeous, incomparably miraculous!
It's just that the system blocked Du Hao again for these visions of heaven and earth.
What Du Hao could see and hear was just this old man in front of him piously swearing an oath to God.
All other hairs are gone! ~
Du Hao is still satisfied with this attitude.
"This bead, my son officially bestows it on you now!"
Du Hao kept his promise and handed the bead still sticking to the fresh juice to Hongjun.
Hongjun hastily reached out and took it.
During this process, Du Hao used his two fingers to lift the beads like a spicy chicken,
On the other hand, Hongjun clasped his hands tightly in his palms, as if holding the beads held the whole world!
The attitude is completely different!
This also made Du Hao feel more and more that the old man in front of him is really pitiful, but such a small bead can even attract so much attention from the other party.
The pity in my heart instantly became stronger.
It's just that the feeling didn't last long.
Next second,
Du Hao's unicorn right arm came out very suddenly without warning.
"Snapped!"
There was a sharp crack in the air.
Hong Jun was slapped solidly by Du Hao.
Then he stared at his signature unbelievable eyes, as if to say why do you beat me!
It's just that Du Hao didn't pay attention to Hongjun's sad eyes at all, and his hands didn't stop at all.
After the first slap, with a very exaggerated and anti-human frequency,
Continue to play the second and third notes! ~
"Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!"
Like the dense sound of firecrackers during the Spring Festival,
A coherent explosion sounded in the air.
This crazy slap knocked Hongjun out on the spot.
Moreover, when Du Hao is smoking, he also pays great attention to the uniformity of rain and dew,
It is Hongjun's two cheeks, the kind that evenly distributes the number of slaps~
This also leads to a very similar degree of swelling on both cheeks,
It didn't take long before it turned into two bulging big meat buns! ~
The whole face became like a groundhog.
Even Duobao, who was eating melons, called him an expert! ~
Speaking of his understanding of rats, Duobao said that he was number two. In this prehistoric world, no one would dare to say number one! ~
It can be seen how similar this Hongjun's face is to that of a groundhog!
After a full 10 minutes, when Du Hao finally left nine hundred and ninety-nine big scratches on Hongjun's face,
Finally, he stopped his frantic slapping in the face.
Because at this moment, he already felt that he had taught the bad old man in front of him a lesson.
Enough to make this bad old man have a good memory,
From now on, he never dared to set foot within half a step within a hundred miles of Tianhe Villa.
In fact, compared to the previous Dao Dao oath, the crazy slap in the face at this time is what Du Hao really wants to use!
For he knows very well,
For ordinary mortals, apart from a very poor psychological deterrent effect, the Dao Oath,
Basically, there are no constraints.
After all, Tiandao is also an existence with limited energy. How can any cat or dog attract Tiandao's attention? !
Only the very few fairy gods who have escaped from the mortal body among the millions of living beings,
You are qualified to let Tiandao become the witness of the oath,
When the oath is violated, it will be punished by heaven.
As for ordinary mortals, it can only be hehe! ~
No matter how many vows they make to the Dao of Heaven, it is estimated that the Dao of Heaven will not even take a look~
As for Hongjun,
At this time, Du Hao's big-eared scraper had already beaten him to a point where he completely lost his consciousness.
After waking up a little, the first reaction is who am I?where am iWhat am I doing? ! ~
Thousands of little stars are flying around in the eyes!
But Du Hao didn't mean to wake Hongjun up at all!
Just when Hongjun was still in a daze,
All of a sudden, I felt something hit hard on the chrysanthemum of my back door,
It's very whipped into the heart, one shot into the soul, sour and refreshing~
This thing is Du Hao's toe!
Du Hao kicked up directly, and kicked Hongjun out extremely unceremoniously! ~
But seeing the latter, it is like a flying rocket, wearing colorful rays of light, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, and disappearing between the sky and the earth in an instant, leaving only a shining star in the night sky in the sky.
Although it looks very cool, it is completely passive! ~
After Du Hao's operation, everyone on the scene was stunned!
Because after all, they are not blocked by any line of sight, and they can see the whole process of the incident clearly.
Needless to say, the shock of Di Xin and Athena, they have always been opened up by Du Hao time and time again to the boundaries of reality,
The admiration for Du Hao is getting deeper and deeper.
It has even reached a point of madness!
Tongtian and Duobao were the most shocked.
They can't even imagine a young man who looks like an ordinary ordinary mortal in appearance,
The real strength has reached such a terrifying level! ~
It can even be said that the existing Taoist cultivation base system is completely unable to accommodate the evaluation of his true strength!
This is a super terrifying existence far surpassing the sage of heaven! !
For such a super power that is within reach and poked alive in front of you,
Of course everyone's reaction was to hug their thighs fiercely! ~
Therefore, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became very strange.
Tongtian, Duobao, Dixin, Athena,
They all involuntarily surrounded Du Hao at the same moment,
They all want to send their own hugs at the first time,
Pull in a relationship with Doo Ho! ~
Everyone's faces involuntarily showed a very greedy look,
Even the corners of his mouth were drooling unconsciously, dripping down the skirt of his clothes like a brook.
Wet a large area of muddy ground~
At this moment, Du Hao was constantly using his long sleeves as a feather duster to dust off the dust on his body,
This is his habitual action after solving troubles.
He suddenly looked up and saw the ambiguous scene in front of him,
I felt my scalp tingling on the spot! ~
"Mom!"
"Are these people crazy?!"
"Just surround yourself like this, what's the matter with the expression on your face and the saliva in your mouth?"
"Could it be that you want to eat me up?!"
"What's wrong with this?! Don't come here!"
Du Hao backed away in shock~
At this time, the only one who remained awake in the audience was the big yellow dog!
After all, he has already known Du Hao's true strength and his grand mission to come to this world through the system!
"Wang Nima, a bunch of ignorant little bastards!~"
"Seeing some of my master's little power, it's like this. A man who has been single for 30 years sees a real hard disk wife naked, isn't he like a wolf who has been hungry for seven days and nights and sees a tender and lovely lamb? This wretched appearance is simply It’s just throwing away the face of the gods!~”
"But it's no wonder, after all, you are just Weimo gods in a small world in the vast Primordial Universe."
"Naturally, you can't compare with this deity in terms of knowledge!"
"This deity judges you bunch of stinky fish and rotten shrimps with my own eyesight. I really think you are lying on the ground and looking at the chrysanthemum from below!"
Thinking of this, a sense of pride and complacency subconsciously surged from the depths of Big Yellow Dog's heart, and the corners of his mouth curled up in a very proud way.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
At this time, the big yellow dog barked at everyone!
"Just kidding, there is this deity here, let's see who can step forward to disturb our master!"
"Want to give our master a hug?!"
"Don't piss and look at your own virtues, ask yourself if you are compatible?"
The Big Yellow Dog passed sound transmission on the spot, like Tongtian and the others issued a warning, signaling that they should not continue to approach Du Hao,
The eyes are full of viciousness and fierceness, which makes people daunting! ~
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