Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

Hongjun desperately shouted that you should not come over,

But the big yellow dog's eyes showed an increasingly excited look.

Objectively speaking, Hongjun looks like a flower girl shyly now,
Indeed, it can arouse certain desires of male species.
It's just that the desires in the big yellow dog's heart at this time,

It's not what the judges imagined.

He is a very serious and pure dog.

"Hahaha, little Hongjun, are you scared now?"

"Who told you to swear indiscriminately?!"

"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Don't you, a sage of the Dao, don't understand such a simple truth?"

"I don't know where I have cultivated this hundreds of millions of years of cultivation. I am afraid that it has all been cultivated into the asshole?!"

"The oath you made just now, do you still want the deity to remind you?"

"They are all thousand-year-old foxes, what kind of Liaozhai are they playing in front of this deity?"

The big yellow dog walked straight up to Hongjun who was trembling with fright and his face turned pale,

Ton ton ton just said it unceremoniously,
When I said it, the dog's nose was still raised high,

The spit from the dog's mouth flew directly to Hongjun's face.

That scene was really quite mighty and domineering.

As for Hongjun, his heart has completely collapsed at this time!
He just had such a guess in his heart before,
That is to say, this hateful dog is probably asking him to fulfill the oath he made not long ago, which is very disgusting when I think about it now.

But that's just a guess,
After all, such a thing as an oath,

Except for the oath of heaven, everything else can be sent at will.

At least it has always been the case for him Hongjun.

Unexpectedly, the hateful big yellow dog in front of him actually took a random oath he made seriously,
And he was very serious about letting him fulfill the consequences of breaking his oath,
This is so embarrassing.

After all, the oath before being dragged back by the big yellow dog,

The moment is still vivid.

Hongjun said at the time that if the huge dog paw that dragged him back,

It is the magical powers displayed by the big yellow dog in Tianhe Villa,
Then he Hongjun changed to perform and eat on the spot, and he was still the kind who started at 1 catties!
This oath can be said to be very cruel,

It's not that Hongjun is a person who wants to be ruthless to himself on weekdays,
But he didn't feel such an oath at all,

One day he will really let him bear the consequences of breaking his oath,
Therefore, when Hongjun made this oath,
It is with a very relaxed and even a little joyful state of mind.

It's just that he never imagined,
The big yellow dog went to this place and prepared his pockets waiting for him! ~
"You smelly dog, you handsome dog who smells like a handsome and handsome young man, majestic, magnificent, and a pear tree crushing a begonia~"

"Before I came down, I didn't know Taishan with my eyes. There were many offenses. I also ask the dog uncle to have a lot, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly. Forgive me!~"

"From now on, I will promise to be cautious in my words and deeds, and I will never swear and make wishes indiscriminately again!"

Frightened, Hongjun put on a very respectful and flattering smile,

He told the big yellow dog submissively and cautiously.

It basically means Lord Dog please spare your life.

It's just that the big yellow dog is a person with a very strong heart and a firm will.
Don't follow Hongjun's tricks at all!
"Hehe, Hongjun, I really didn't misunderstand you, you really are a very shameless little 欻欻 who has no bottom line!"

"I'm unwilling to keep the vow I made less than a quarter of an hour ago!"

"A person like you who has no faith, but has become the supreme ruler of this world, a great sage,"

"Should I not be ashamed of your ridiculousness, or should I feel the pity of the millions of creatures in this world!"

"This deity has no other advantages, but he likes fairness very much. As long as this deity encounters any injustice in the world, he will reach out and take care of it!"

"You, Hongjun, are unlucky today. You swear casually, but it falls into the eyes of the deity. Then there is absolutely no reason for you to give up halfway and abandon it at will!"

"The Xiang who started at 1 catties that you said in the oath, you have to eat cash even if you eat it, and you have to eat it if you don't eat it!~"

"There is no room for negotiation at all!"

"This deity advises you to be sober in the world as soon as possible, and see the current situation clearly, lest this deity will do it himself, and I am afraid that I will tear your face and have a fight with you!"

"You shouldn't be able to stand it!"

After the big yellow dog finished speaking, he licked his lips with his scarlet tongue, showing a strange and magical evil gesture.

Don't look at the innocence of these words, but they are like thunder and fury, every word and every sentence hit Hongjun's fragile heart,

The whole atrium was throbbing at this moment.

Of course Hongjun knew that it seemed very difficult for him to escape this catastrophe today.

It's just that there is still a little bit of luck in my heart.

"That dog uncle, it's not because I don't want to fulfill this oath, but because I really don't have any conditions!~"

"1 catties of Xiang, it doesn't mean that there are some, and it won't be all there for a while!~"

"How about we reduce the amount a little bit?"

After finishing speaking, Hongjun's flickering big eyes were full of anticipation,

He just wants to eat a little less,
After all, that is Xiang, a super terrifying existence that makes hair stand on end just thinking about it,
And for a late-stage cancer patient like Hongjun, the shadow area caused by it is even more immeasurable.

Therefore, in desperation, Hongjun also immediately came up with a quick wit.

What he was thinking in his mind was,
Really want him to eat [-] catties,
At this moment, I am afraid that there is really no such condition.

In this remote mountain forest,
for no reason,
Where can we gather so many Xiang at once? !

So it should be a high probability event that he doesn't need to eat [-] jinxiang today.

I just didn't expect that the next second,
This good wish of Hongjun was broken by the cruelty of the big yellow dog.

"No, I have to say, you are a master of drilling,"

"No matter what kind of difficult situation you are in, you can find the path that is most beneficial to you!"

"But it's a pity that your little cleverness is useless in front of this deity! So put away your acting skills and don't act in front of me!~"

"Didn't you say that the Five Elements are lacking in the Tianhe Mountain Villa? This deity will take you to the hut in the Mountain Villa to observe carefully after a while!"

After finishing speaking, he directly used the spiritual power of immortality without any explanation, and used an earth escape to bring Hongjun to the side of the hut in Tianhe Villa!

Hongjun just stared at it, and was terrified on the spot, crying out in a hurry.
"Oh my god, why are there nine big dung vats next to this latrine, the filth in the vats is really full, it seems like if you add more, it will overflow!"