Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

It is said that Di Xin, who was smart since he was a child, originally refused to be Du Hao's tool man, but just wanted to touch the fish, and happily compared and studied the deep-seated philosophical issues on the bodies of Athena and Sanqian, the beauties of the harem.

But Du Hao refused to give him such a chance. After all, in the rank of the old silver coin, Du Hao has no diamonds but also has a king. How could it be possible for Di Xin to pass the test so easily.

Under Du Hao's coercion and temptation, Di Xin could only obediently shoulder the sacred mission of being a tool man, and swallowed the [-] blessing that Du Hao forcefully stuffed, and was moved to tears on the spot drop down.

"The reason why our Tianhe Villa was able to escape the two shots of the peerless powerhouse is the yellow beam of light that soars into the sky."

"If it weren't for that yellow beam of light penetrating twice the giant golden palm of the peerless powerhouse, we would all be dead by now."

"It was the yellow beam of light that suddenly appeared that saved us, so the ignorant ones think that if we want to understand the reason why we turned danger into good fortune this time, we must figure out the origin of that yellow beam of light."

"Wait a minute," Du Hao rudely interrupted Di Xin's eloquent talk, "You mean, a mysterious yellow beam of light appeared in our Tianhe Villa just now?"

"Of course it happened, Brother Hao, didn't you see it?!" Di Xin looked at Du Hao like a monster. Anyone can see such a thick and long one. Are you blind? ? !

"Ahem." Du Hao hurriedly began to cover up, of course he couldn't let his younger brother know the fact that he didn't see anything,
"Of course I saw it, my lord. What I mean is that the yellow beam of light really pierced through the giant golden palm? Did you read it wrong?"

Te Niang's widow suspects that you are really blind, and Di Xin replied respectfully, "Yes, it's that yellow beam of light, after penetrating the giant palm of golden light that fell from the sky, that golden light that could have turned the entire villa into ashes. The giant palm disintegrated in the air, and it happened twice."

Du Hao wanted to continue to question, but Athena couldn't stand it any longer, she just felt that her master pretended to be a mortal a little too much, even an ordinary mortal, it is impossible to turn a blind eye to such a big commotion in Fangcai Villa.

So she told Du Hao the whole thing in detail, everything in detail,
Of course, in order to match Du Hao's experience of life, she chose to take the initiative to use all sensitive words such as Hongjun and Daoshengren.

"Um, so I really want to thank this yellow beam of light~ Regarding the origin of this yellow beam of light, Xin, what do you think?"

After listening to Athena's narration, Du Hao gave the pot to Di Xin again, the familiar formula and the familiar taste.

This... is to treat the widow as a fighter among tool people. May I ask if you can change the target to squeeze the remaining value? ! ~ Dixin’s feeling at the moment is very black chicken mackerel,
But there is still a rational and peaceful smile on his face, "Actually, I have always been puzzled about the origin of the yellow light beam, and I am trying to think about it."

Di Xin was working hard to train his ability to deal with the leadership, but when he raised his sly eyes, met Du Hao's eyes, and read the cold killing intent in the eyes of the other party,

All the perfunctory heart disappeared at this moment,

The style of painting in the mouth also changed accordingly,
And at this time, he happened to accidentally see the wet marks on Du Hao's crotch trousers,
Immediately, I felt a flash of light in my brain,
There is no way to heaven!
"However, little brother, I have a bold conjecture, I don't know if I should say it or not~"

My Nima, according to the experience of my previous life, when someone asks you that a certain sentence should be inappropriate, then it is probably inappropriate. A very reasonable look,
"Of course it can be said that my son has always followed the democratic style of knowing everything and saying everything."

"Oh, I'm relieved, little brother!"

"Actually, I think that this magical yellow beam of light is related to you, Brother Hao. You summoned the first yellow beam of light, breaking the first blow of the peerless powerhouse's giant palm of golden light,"

"The second time the second yellow beam of light was summoned, and the third time it greatly strengthened the second yellow beam of light,"

"The second-strike enhanced version of the golden light giant palm of the peerless powerhouse also disintegrated."

"I believe that this is the whole truth about the Tianhe Villa turning the corner into safety~"

At the end, Di Xin was triumphant, as if proud of himself for having solved a century-old puzzle very wittily, and was waiting for his brother Hao to give him a big praise.

It's just that Du Hao didn't mean to praise Di Xin at all. Instead, he directly stretched out the unicorn's right arm that was raised by his mother's single life for two whole lives, and threw it towards Di Xin's tender fair face, very vigorously pushing the latter mounted on the wall.

"You mean to say, I was scared to pee just now!?"

"What the hell are you going to play your word game with me?! As long as you can speak Chinese, who can understand what you mean?!"

"Xin, you actually suspect that your elder brother will be scared to pee by such a small scene. You really don't understand your elder brother so much. I feel very sad!"

Athena: "Wow, the master shot, this strength, this accuracy, this handsome movement. Even a big ear scrape is so handsome, I love it! I love tiger oil!~"

Di Xin felt that he could vomit two catties of blood at this moment,

Gan!Do you all talk about martial arts, especially Brother Hao, don’t you say that you know everything, talk endlessly, and promote democracy?The widow can't stop talking, why are you treating me with this kind of retaliation?
But on the surface, Di Xin still looked very harmless to humans and animals, and consciously moved his whole body out of the wall with difficulty. Only two crystal clear tears on his face showed that The grievances he has suffered are like a little daughter-in-law who is angry but dare not vent,

"Brother Hao, I'm sorry, it's my younger brother who said something wrong."

"I really deserve death. I thought Brother Hao would pee in fear. Anyway, Ah Xin will never do it again in the future!"

Di Xin said a lot of flattering words that he didn't know what he was talking about in one breath, and Du Hao's praise was soaring into the clouds. Anyway, it was very useful.

After half an hour.
"That's enough, that's enough, I have never been a stupid big brother who likes to be flattered by others. He who listens to both will be bright, but he will be dark when he listens to one side. Good medicine is good for the disease, and honest words are good for the heart. This young man knows all these truths!"

"In the future, you must continue to maintain the good style of knowing everything and saying everything, and would rather say a word of death than slander a sentence of life, understand?"

"Five-spice rainbow fart or something, I don't like it at all!"

Du Hao turned on the Deception mode and tried to seduce Di Xin carefully.

Ah bah, I don't believe you even a single punctuation mark! ~
Di Xin respected him very much, bowed to Du Hao with a solemn face, and replied loudly: "I will abide by the decree of elder brother!"

Du Hao, Di Xin, and Athena were making such a fuss, and several hours passed before they knew it.

But this is only the time inside Tianhe Villa.

Due to the interference of the system, these few hours, in the eyes of Hongjun on the periphery, only passed a few seconds, that is, a matter of a few breaths.

But at this time, Hongjun was completely out of anger and lost his mind.

Just now he sacrificed the nine-character mantra and burned his blood crazily, which did great damage to his own foundation.

Rao is a sage of the Dao who is in harmony with the Dao of Heaven and has mastered the Three Thousand Dao, and he is a little powerless at the moment,
Even his back, which was always upright and straight, was slightly bent, and he looked like he needed Yuanbang very much.

Although Xianyuan's power was damaged, it did not affect his burning shame at the moment.
"What a shame!"

"What a shame!"

"What a shame!"

"I don't care what ghosts and snakes are hiding in your ruined mountain villa, the Daoist ancestor will definitely trample you to pieces today, all of them are scum, die for me!"

"Wow wow wow Abba!"

Hongjun looked at the mountain villa under his feet that was as difficult to break through as a turtle shell, and his mentality was directly out of balance. He yelled at the villa very unsagely,
At the end of the scolding, Hongjun, who was very eloquent, didn't know what he was scolding, anyway, it was right to be very angry.

At this time, the crystal ball that was sent flying thousands of miles away by Hongjun's palm before, even with the flickering light and shadow of Zeus on it, returned to Hongjun's side in a pinch.

After the slap just now, Zeus's cheap passive skills were slightly restrained.

"Oh, brother Hongjun dei, this is completely pissed off!"

"Listen to your brother Zeus' advice, don't be impulsive first, I am becoming more and more convinced that there is a huge weirdness hidden in this villa, we have to take a long-term plan, move forward steadily, and then prescribe the right medicine after we understand the situation. "

"You see, Ares, the most powerful son of the god king, has passed away here, and I'm not so excited! Quack~"

Zeus comforted Hongjun very intimately.

The so-called bystander is clear, he is now very clear that although this weird villa looks ordinary, there is an inexplicable power of heaven and earth guarding it,
Even a Daoist sage like Hongjun couldn't break through.

It is basically impossible to take it by force, and it will even be strongly counterattacked, destroying their original intention of coming here to investigate the cause of Ares' death.

So Zeus sincerely hoped that Hongjun could calm down at this time.

But how could the Taoist leader who had always been proud in his heart listen to Zeus' advice when he was so angry?
In his eyes, this ordinary villa is like an ant, and it shouldn't have the power to resist a great saint like him.

How can the power of the Great Dao be guessed by ants? !

Moreover, this Zeus kept saying that he was very sad about the death of his son, but he didn't see it at all, with a playful smile on his face, sad for your sister!It can be seen that what this guy said is all deceitful nonsense, even a single punctuation mark is unbelievable!