Dao fellow initiates
Chapter 8 Chicken Mackerel
As soon as the words came out, before Yang Guo could react, Da Huang jumped out and cursed at it: "What did you say, does the later dog master know, do you know what is called first come first served!"
"Hey, dead dog, if it weren't for your cultivation and ability, you would be able to catch Master Chicken? How dare you call yourself Master Dog, what about your face?"
"My god, you are a fairy, you old hen, if you have the ability to say it again, see if Master Dog doesn't beat you to doubt life, you don't know why the flowers are so popular."
Well, even swear words have been spoken!Yang Mu looked helpless, rubbing his forehead and smiling wryly.
He knows where Rhubarb learned these words. Before his grandfather took him in, he had a lot of swear words, and he would scold people on the street at every turn, and he was the one who scolded others and chased him for more than a dozen streets. Combined with the memories of his previous life, some words even made him feel ashamed as he traveled from a country with a large language.
This is also the reason why their grandpa and grandson left the village and moved to this high mountain to live alone in the wild.
Because all the people in the village were offended by his grandfather, those who couldn't scold him would beat him, and those who couldn't beat him would gather a group of people to beat him, and those who couldn't catch up with the group would block him at his door, After going back and forth, the tricks that could be used were cracked by others. In desperation, he had no choice but to move to this mountain and live in seclusion.
"Oh, what a passionate and brilliant life!"
Thinking of the past, Yang Mu couldn't help but let out a long sigh. Although grandpa was a snarky troll, he was really kind to him. After all, for him, the memory of his previous life seemed to be engraved in his mind. The deep admiration is unforgettable.
Just as Yang Mu was sighing sadly, the chickens and dogs on the side were arguing so hard that they were about to fight.
Yang Mu couldn't help but scolded: "What a quarrel, what a quarrel, your thoughts will be interrupted by the two of you!"
"You... Forget it, let's give you a name first!" Yang Mu remembered that he hadn't given this chicken a name yet, so he couldn't keep screaming like chicken!
"Hmph! Now that the boss has spoken, Lord Chicken will let you go for now. That...boss, you have to give me a bright name, the kind that can frighten everyone when you say it !"
"It's just you, you still want to scare me, I think you can just call yourself powerless, it's almost as soft as a piece!"
puff!
Yang Mu almost couldn't hold back his laughter, this dead dog is too hurtful, it's really passed on by the old man!
"Chicken powerless? No, no, it's not loud at all. Look at Master Chicken's pectoralis major, can it be called powerless!"
It hadn't heard the ambiguity that Rhubarb said, but it stretched its wings back, and there were a few lumps in front of its body, which really meant something.
"Ahem, okay, okay, stop making trouble!"
Yang Mu waved his hand to signal them not to speak.
After contemplating for a while, Yang Mu had an idea and suddenly had an idea.
"Yes, hey, from now on you will be called Ji Wu Ba!"
"Chicken Wuba? Wuba... No way, Boss, what I want is Pa, not Wuba!"
Yang Mu immediately started the fooling mode: "Don't worry, just listen to me. There used to be the largest chicken in the world. It was 1.2 meters high and weighed fifteen catties. It was extremely powerful. , Unfortunately, it is now extinct. What I bestow on you is not only a name, but also dignity and honor. I want you to inherit this responsibility throughout your entire life. Count, you may take on this great task?"
Yang Mu spoke passionately and loudly, looking into the distance, his eyes were bright and contagious, and Ji Wuba beside him was immediately aroused by his words, but he felt that he was full of pride, as if this great mission, It should have been borne by it.
"Wuba, the boss has another word for you!" Seeing that the mood is up, Yang Mu is about to throw out the trick of deception at the bottom of the box.
"Boss, tell me!" Ji Wuba looked at Yang Mu with fiery eyes, and unconsciously, he raised his chest high and looked forward to it.
"Thousands of tempering are still strong, let the wind from east to west!"
Yes, when it comes to harmony, reciting a proper poem, reciting an impassioned text, or singing a ballad suitable for the occasion can all play a finishing touch.
This is the ultimate key to Yang Mu's tricks of deceiving people.
Sure enough, this line of poem was recited by Yang Mu, and Ji Wuba has completely fallen!
"Unexpectedly, I never imagined that our chicken clan has such great ancestors. All the ancestors of Chicken Wuba, please be respected by the little chicken. Since the little chicken has inherited the name of your ancestors, it will definitely be carried forward in the future. It is not a shame. Prestige of the ancestors!"
Ji Wuba bowed towards the distance three times with a pious face, and secretly remembered the two poems that Yang Mu read just now.
"Ahem!" Yang Guo coughed dryly twice, seeing that Huyou was in place, he didn't delay any longer.
"Wuba, show me your wind-controlling technique!"
"Wuba is here, I would like to listen to the boss's orders!" Ji Wuba said with his wings on his front, pretending to clasp his fists.
"Uh, you don't need to be so particular, just be casual, just be casual!" Yang Mu thought to himself, what kind of trouble is this?
I don't know if Ji Wuba listened or not, I saw it spread its wings, just when Yang Mu thought it was going to take off, it suddenly opened its mouth and spit out a hurricane, and flew out all the millstones that had just been crushed by rhubarb. , together with the dust on the ground, looks like a sandstorm.
"Ah, you!" Yang Mu immediately couldn't help but praised.
Hanging clothes after this... Ah no, in future fights, in addition to melee tanks like Rhubarb, there will also be an extra mage for rear support. If they cooperate, they won't be too strong!
Rhubarb, who had a bit of disdain on his dog face, was also taken aback by this scene, but he was not envious either. He had the technique of gigantic transformation, so as long as his figure became bigger, he would not be afraid of the other party's small wind. It's almost the same to give yourself an itch.
Before it was over, Ji Wuba opened his mouth again and let out a few wind blades the size of his index finger that shot out from his mouth, as if the air had been cut open, making several sharp noises.
Chi Chi Chi!
A few wind blades hit the earthen wall, and immediately cut gullies about an inch deep on the wall.
"This power is a bit small..." Yang Mu couldn't help but sighed softly. After years of wind and rain, the earth wall of his house had already fallen off a lot of dirt. Adults can easily dig it out with a hoe, but this wind blade didn't even break through the wall, which shows its power is mediocre.
"Hey, dead dog, if it weren't for your cultivation and ability, you would be able to catch Master Chicken? How dare you call yourself Master Dog, what about your face?"
"My god, you are a fairy, you old hen, if you have the ability to say it again, see if Master Dog doesn't beat you to doubt life, you don't know why the flowers are so popular."
Well, even swear words have been spoken!Yang Mu looked helpless, rubbing his forehead and smiling wryly.
He knows where Rhubarb learned these words. Before his grandfather took him in, he had a lot of swear words, and he would scold people on the street at every turn, and he was the one who scolded others and chased him for more than a dozen streets. Combined with the memories of his previous life, some words even made him feel ashamed as he traveled from a country with a large language.
This is also the reason why their grandpa and grandson left the village and moved to this high mountain to live alone in the wild.
Because all the people in the village were offended by his grandfather, those who couldn't scold him would beat him, and those who couldn't beat him would gather a group of people to beat him, and those who couldn't catch up with the group would block him at his door, After going back and forth, the tricks that could be used were cracked by others. In desperation, he had no choice but to move to this mountain and live in seclusion.
"Oh, what a passionate and brilliant life!"
Thinking of the past, Yang Mu couldn't help but let out a long sigh. Although grandpa was a snarky troll, he was really kind to him. After all, for him, the memory of his previous life seemed to be engraved in his mind. The deep admiration is unforgettable.
Just as Yang Mu was sighing sadly, the chickens and dogs on the side were arguing so hard that they were about to fight.
Yang Mu couldn't help but scolded: "What a quarrel, what a quarrel, your thoughts will be interrupted by the two of you!"
"You... Forget it, let's give you a name first!" Yang Mu remembered that he hadn't given this chicken a name yet, so he couldn't keep screaming like chicken!
"Hmph! Now that the boss has spoken, Lord Chicken will let you go for now. That...boss, you have to give me a bright name, the kind that can frighten everyone when you say it !"
"It's just you, you still want to scare me, I think you can just call yourself powerless, it's almost as soft as a piece!"
puff!
Yang Mu almost couldn't hold back his laughter, this dead dog is too hurtful, it's really passed on by the old man!
"Chicken powerless? No, no, it's not loud at all. Look at Master Chicken's pectoralis major, can it be called powerless!"
It hadn't heard the ambiguity that Rhubarb said, but it stretched its wings back, and there were a few lumps in front of its body, which really meant something.
"Ahem, okay, okay, stop making trouble!"
Yang Mu waved his hand to signal them not to speak.
After contemplating for a while, Yang Mu had an idea and suddenly had an idea.
"Yes, hey, from now on you will be called Ji Wu Ba!"
"Chicken Wuba? Wuba... No way, Boss, what I want is Pa, not Wuba!"
Yang Mu immediately started the fooling mode: "Don't worry, just listen to me. There used to be the largest chicken in the world. It was 1.2 meters high and weighed fifteen catties. It was extremely powerful. , Unfortunately, it is now extinct. What I bestow on you is not only a name, but also dignity and honor. I want you to inherit this responsibility throughout your entire life. Count, you may take on this great task?"
Yang Mu spoke passionately and loudly, looking into the distance, his eyes were bright and contagious, and Ji Wuba beside him was immediately aroused by his words, but he felt that he was full of pride, as if this great mission, It should have been borne by it.
"Wuba, the boss has another word for you!" Seeing that the mood is up, Yang Mu is about to throw out the trick of deception at the bottom of the box.
"Boss, tell me!" Ji Wuba looked at Yang Mu with fiery eyes, and unconsciously, he raised his chest high and looked forward to it.
"Thousands of tempering are still strong, let the wind from east to west!"
Yes, when it comes to harmony, reciting a proper poem, reciting an impassioned text, or singing a ballad suitable for the occasion can all play a finishing touch.
This is the ultimate key to Yang Mu's tricks of deceiving people.
Sure enough, this line of poem was recited by Yang Mu, and Ji Wuba has completely fallen!
"Unexpectedly, I never imagined that our chicken clan has such great ancestors. All the ancestors of Chicken Wuba, please be respected by the little chicken. Since the little chicken has inherited the name of your ancestors, it will definitely be carried forward in the future. It is not a shame. Prestige of the ancestors!"
Ji Wuba bowed towards the distance three times with a pious face, and secretly remembered the two poems that Yang Mu read just now.
"Ahem!" Yang Guo coughed dryly twice, seeing that Huyou was in place, he didn't delay any longer.
"Wuba, show me your wind-controlling technique!"
"Wuba is here, I would like to listen to the boss's orders!" Ji Wuba said with his wings on his front, pretending to clasp his fists.
"Uh, you don't need to be so particular, just be casual, just be casual!" Yang Mu thought to himself, what kind of trouble is this?
I don't know if Ji Wuba listened or not, I saw it spread its wings, just when Yang Mu thought it was going to take off, it suddenly opened its mouth and spit out a hurricane, and flew out all the millstones that had just been crushed by rhubarb. , together with the dust on the ground, looks like a sandstorm.
"Ah, you!" Yang Mu immediately couldn't help but praised.
Hanging clothes after this... Ah no, in future fights, in addition to melee tanks like Rhubarb, there will also be an extra mage for rear support. If they cooperate, they won't be too strong!
Rhubarb, who had a bit of disdain on his dog face, was also taken aback by this scene, but he was not envious either. He had the technique of gigantic transformation, so as long as his figure became bigger, he would not be afraid of the other party's small wind. It's almost the same to give yourself an itch.
Before it was over, Ji Wuba opened his mouth again and let out a few wind blades the size of his index finger that shot out from his mouth, as if the air had been cut open, making several sharp noises.
Chi Chi Chi!
A few wind blades hit the earthen wall, and immediately cut gullies about an inch deep on the wall.
"This power is a bit small..." Yang Mu couldn't help but sighed softly. After years of wind and rain, the earth wall of his house had already fallen off a lot of dirt. Adults can easily dig it out with a hoe, but this wind blade didn't even break through the wall, which shows its power is mediocre.
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