My undercover identity was overheard by the Empress!

"What the hell?"

"This girl, cook for me? It's poisonous. The weasel must have no good intentions to give the chicken New Year's greetings! Could it be poisoned? Obviously there is no way to drive me away, just poison me to death, and it will be over!" "

"What is this made of? It's a black mass, like shit. Are you sure it's food?"

"Haven't heard that if you don't have diamonds, don't do porcelain work? It's really interesting!"

see.

Undercover Li frowned, and his heart was beating. Looking at these dishes, he felt uncomfortable.

But hearing his voice, Di Xinyou almost ran away.

asshole!

This emperor kindly cooks for you, but you still dare to dislike him?
Said I was poisoned?I'm going to kill you, as for beating around the bush?
Dare to say that the emperor is a weasel?
bastard!

"Do you want to eat or not?"

"If you don't eat it, just pour it out for the teacher."

"From today, within a month, you are not allowed to cook in the kitchen."

"Follow and practice as a teacher with peace of mind, until you achieve something in your practice and reach the stage of bigu, you don't need to eat worldly grains anymore!"

Di Xinyou suppressed his anger, and said with a cold snort.

She knew that this was a trump card, if he didn't eat for a month, it would be like killing him, so how dare you refuse?
"I eat, I eat."

no way.

People are iron, and rice is steel, so you panic if you don't eat a meal.

During his practice, he deliberately avoided the bigu stage, in order to eat whole grains and enjoy the delicacies of the world.

Not to mention a month, even three days without food, he felt uncomfortable all over.

Ugh.

This bitch is ruthless enough, she threatens her with not being allowed to eat for a month at every turn, or drives herself away, so why can't she have some fresh food?
"boom!!"

If you don't appreciate it, you have to be cold. In your bones, you are a bitch!
Seeing the other party's confession, Di Xinyou threw away the tray, and the already dark dishes immediately became a ball, a lump.

Undercover Li walked helplessly, sat down, took the bowl and chopsticks, and shivered as he shoved the food into his mouth.

"Damn it, it's the best!"

"I've never eaten such an unpalatable meal, even for pigs!"

"This bitch is a good move. It's worse than poisoning! I can force it out after being poisoned, but after eating this meal, I can't even vomit. If I want to kill me, I just say it, why bother to do this matter?"

"No matter how bad it is, if you really want to learn how to cook, please beg me, maybe I will tell you in a merciful manner, and tormenting me like this is like a pig and a dog!"

"boom!"

I heard that Di Xinyou was so angry that he slammed his fist on the table. After a crisp sound, a big hole appeared. Undercover Li was startled, and he said tremblingly: "Master, Master, why don't you?" ,What's the matter?"

"It's okay, I just thought I didn't add some seasoning, but forget it, just remember to add it next time." Di Xinyou suppressed his anger, took a deep breath, and asked: "How, how does it taste?"

"It's okay, it's okay."

"It's okay? That means you haven't eaten enough. This is carefully cooked for the teacher. Come on, eat more."

As he said that, Di Xinyou frantically filled his bowl with vegetables, urging him as he picked them up.It made Undercover Li feel uncomfortable in his stomach, but he couldn't refuse it. He crazily put it into his mouth, and his cheeks puffed up in a blink of an eye. Before he knew it, his eye sockets became moist.

"Moved? It's okay. You are my apprentice. Is it normal to cook some food for you? If you like to eat, I will make it for you when I have time as a teacher. However, the Dan you bought for my teacher before The medicine, I have tasted it, it is so-so, but the effect is better than before, so, when are you going to refine it for me?"

"Fuck! The fox's tail is finally exposed!"

"I said, why is she pretending to cook for me all of a sudden? Dare she taste the sweetness of replacing Dan? After retreating upstairs for a long time, there must be a breakthrough in cultivation, but I'm sorry to ask for it directly, so I took it. Such a roundabout way to bribe me!"

"Hehe, is Lao Tzu the kind of person who is easy to bribe? Especially, why are you trying to disgust me by ordering these broken meals?!"

"If I still want to take medicine according to my previous temper? There is no way! But, this girl said that she will make it for me every day in the future. It will take a few more days, so do I still want to live?"

"No! I have to stop her crazy behavior. It's best to trap her, practice every day, and have no time to cook!"

ha?
Hooked?
Hearing his heartfelt voice, Di Xinyou, who was originally in a bad mood, raised his eyebrows immediately!
Although, this little bastard was crazily complaining about his bad dishes, criticizing him for nothing.

However, it also angered him. In order not to eat, he would rather get more pills to retreat himself.

His elixirs are all treasures, they can easily help him cross the level, if he takes more, he will be able to break through the Emperor Realm and be promoted to the Buddha Realm in a short time!

Ugh.

It would be great if I had a Dao mind, and with the blessing of a Dao mind, I would get twice the result with half the effort in cultivation, and it wouldn't make me struggle so much now.

"Thank you, Master, for your love. The undercover agent knows that his talents are dull, and his alchemy achievements are not on the table, but every time he makes progress, in my opinion, it is a kind of success. From now on, I will work day and night, madly alchemy, every time I finish the alchemy Leave it to you to taste until you are satisfied. In addition, I have been thinking about the matter of light grass in the past two days. I said before that it would take half a year, but I have studied a new routine, which will take up to three months. The previous ablation Dao heart can be restored to its original state!"

As soon as these words came out, Di Xinyou was immediately stunned!

what?
Has he researched a new routine?Can it greatly shorten the planting time of the light grass, in other words, in at most three months, my Dao heart can be completely repaired, and it can be returned to me at that time?
Di Xinyou was agitated, her heart was constantly rising and falling, and she felt her whole body trembling.

However, she still forcibly suppressed her excitement, and after pondering for a while, she said: "Then get it and show it to the teacher. The lightness grass is also considered the best among medicinal materials. It is not easy to shorten its time. Refining medicine is like practicing cultivation." , remember to pluck the seedlings to encourage growth, go, take it as a teacher, and I will check it carefully for you."

"But this meal hasn't been finished yet? It's all food, we can't waste it..."

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go! If you don't eat a meal, no one will starve to death. This little food, my Ye Mozong can still afford to waste it!"

After saying that, Di Xinyou got up directly, and without waiting for Undercover Li to make any excuses, he dragged him and hurried to the vegetable garden.

Undercover Li didn't struggle, but heaved a sigh of relief, and finally got away with it.

He was really afraid that if he took another bite or two of this ghostly meal, he would be poisoned and die!
Soon, the two came to the vegetable garden, and the light grass was planted in the southeast corner, a corner.

The more precious the treasure, the more it should be placed in the most inconspicuous position, so that no one will miss it.

In fact, Undercover Li was already very careful, but she was led there directly by Di Xinyou, which is enough to show that she cared a lot about Liancao. It seems that this girl, who looks big-chested and brainless on the surface, is actually bold and careful Yes, knowing how important it is to restore the Dao heart, I have been looking forward to it.

"Come on undercover, give a demonstration to my teacher, and let me see what your so-called shortened time is like."

Di Xinyou took a deep breath and spoke.

And Undercover Li didn't hesitate, he took out his right hand in his pocket, and was about to take out the accelerant when suddenly!

"Clang clang clang!..."

Alarm bells are ringing!

There are six times, this is the sixth-class clock!
It means that something has happened in the sect, and it is no small matter! ! !