At the beginning, I awakened the Taobao system

"Okay, I chose the road myself, and I have to finish it on my knees."

Ding Qiansheng's feet are unusual, the color is like his face, as for the taste, we can only feel it, so we won't taste it carefully.

After he finished eating, a new round of battle continued.

Hearing the happy noise of several people, Zhuge Buliang, who was sailing in the cockpit, sighed secretly.

"Why can I fly a flying boat, why can't I set bone massage? Alas! I made a mistake in choosing a major!"

"Damn, a little, this broken sieve, I must eat him."

The unlucky person this time was Luban, but in order to maintain the order of the game, he still made a choice obediently.

"I choose the truth."

"Okay!"

Chen Yi helped him take the paper box, and then, under Lu Ban's random rummaging, he pulled out one of the notes.

"Huh? How many women have you controlled in your life? That's it?"

Lu Ban felt that this question was the most serious one he had ever seen, and it was better than the ones he had drawn before. Would you smell it before washing your underwear?Much better.

He gently put down the note, raised a finger, and said.

"Ten!"

Chen Yi originally saw a finger and wanted to praise him, but he didn't expect that one finger represented ten.

In this way, if he stretched out his hands, there would be a hundred of them, man of God.

Luban's thoughts began to drift back to his youth, when he was full of talent, and he was still a good young man.

However, he was too flamboyant, too inflated, and the good young man didn't last for two years before he became a scumbag that everyone shouted for beatings.

"Alas! That is my lost youth..."

As Lu Ban sighed, he told Chen Yi about his bitter past.

In Tianji Kingdom, there are countless mechanisms, mechas, forgings, buildings, and all kinds of weird inventions and creations.Among them is a leading family in the construction industry, the Tai family.

When Luban was 20 years old, he was favored by the Tai family, married Taeyeon, and became a door-to-door son-in-law.But the good times don't last long, and Luban's dissolute life soon destroys himself.

He was expelled from Tai's family, and his one-year-old son also changed his surname to Taishan.

After listening to Lu Ban's memories, Chen Yi just wanted to beat him up.

However, it has been a full 20 years since this matter happened, and I should let go of some things that I can't let go of.

"Taeyeon has remarried and has her own life, and Taishan is doing well, opening a small shop that he likes."

At the end of the talk, Luban smiled helplessly, and with this smile, he overcame all his emotions.

"I said Hall Master Lu, the person you want to invite is not from the Tai family."

Chen Yi suddenly became a little worried, you have ruined his life, and you still have the nerve to meet him, isn't it embarrassing?
"It's okay. I have gone back several times in the past few years, and every time I came to apologize. As time goes by, we have settled down. It's just that Taishan still has some resistance to me."

"That's it! Let me think about it. Taishan is about the same age as me. To deal with brats like us, uh... no, the most effective way to deal with young heroes like us is to attack what he likes! Tell me, he What is your greatest hobby?"

Among peers, they know each other best, and they will be able to mingle quickly.

This is also the reason why there are many puppy loves in the academy, but they are completely powerless to stop them.

"His greatest hobby is playing with the gadgets in the store. This time I brought him sunglasses as a gift."

Lu Ban is considered intentional, the child does not take his surname, and he always cares about the other party.

"Small stuff? All right, I'll make him a few specialties from our hometown, and he'll be satisfied."

Speaking of gadgets, several things immediately popped up in Chen Yi's mind, slingshot, spinning top, shuttlecock, hula hoop, if it really didn't work, he made a suona to frighten the world.

"Then thank you suzerain, come, come, let's continue playing."

After talking for so long, several people picked up the sieve again and shook it in turn.

"Big big! Oh, I'm going, it's three o'clock again."

Ding Qiansheng was unlucky and once again rolled out a three-pointer.

"Hahaha, hurry up and look at me."

When it was He Shidao's turn, he kept shaking the sieve and suddenly took pictures.

"Nimma, it's two o'clock, is it finally the old man's turn?"

He Shidao looked at the sieve with fear on his face, and then reached out to touch the carton of truth words.

After pulling out the note, he stroked his beard in a daze for a long time.

"Master He, what did you draw? Read it to everyone."

"Well, it's nothing, just say, the most disgusting sentence I've ever heard in my life!"

His title is quite simple, after thinking for a while, he said.

"The most nasty sentence I've ever heard is... My sister has a piece of land here, it's almost dry, you can help me water it."

"puff!"

Chen Yi wiped the overflowing nosebleed, then raised his thumb high.

"Nubi!"

The imperial city of Tianji Kingdom is like a mechanical city in a dream.

In the imperial city, there are many tall buildings, and there are many suspended pavilions, which is very wonderful.

Outside the imperial city, as far as the eye can see, there are about [-] flying boats docked. Just from this ostentation, it can be seen how strong the Tianji Kingdom is.

After Chen Yi and the others entered the imperial city, they wandered around under the leadership of Lu Ban.

When passing through the snack street, the glutton in Chen Yi's belly stopped him here.

"The donkey meat is burnt, fragrant, really fragrant!"

Chen Yi walked to this store, sniffed it, and immediately decided to buy a copy.

"Boss, let's have donkey meat on fire, add more meat, and I'll give you more money!"

The aunt in the store is also a real person, picked up a lot of donkey meat with a strong aroma, and stuffed it all into the pancake.

"Add more, add more, the more the better, add more..."

The big pie had grown into a ball, but Chen Yi still didn't feel like it.

"Young man, it's almost there, why don't I give you a curly donkey!"

The aunt forcibly packed the spherical pancake, took a piece of silver, and ignored him.

Chen Yixuan burned the donkey meat, and he didn't forget to ask the four hall masters behind him.

"Four, one for each?"

The four of them shook their heads in unison and continued to walk forward.

Their first goal is to meet Luban's son, Taishan.

Turning left and right in the imperial city, after a short time, several people came to a shop, but after seeing the name of the shop, Chen Yi really didn't want to enter.
"A toy store for adults? Seriously?"

"What's the matter, suzerain, is there a problem?"

The expressions of the four hall masters were all normal, but it seemed that Chen Yi was a little different.

"No, it's very good, very artistic, let's go in."

After a few people walked in, they found that the entire store had a lot of space.

There are all kinds of chessboards, musical instruments, kites, and many strange toys that cannot be named.

"Son, I'm back for my father, hahaha~"

Lu Ban's expression was a bit far-fetched, embarrassing but excited at the same time.

"Oh? Brother Lu?"

Tai Shan's appearance is ordinary, even a little slovenly. In his hand, he is carving a grasshopper cage very seriously.

"Brother? Are you inferior?"

Chen Yi and the other hall masters looked at each other strangely.

"Brother Lu is not staying in the sect, what are you doing here?"

Taishan just looked up, with a calm expression, and continued to concentrate on his own work.

"Son, I'm here this time to discuss some business with the Tai family. In addition, I brought you some interesting things. Take a look!"

Luban took out a few things from the storage space, sunglasses, slingshot, shuttlecock, spinning top, the last few were naturally made by Chen Yi on the way here.

When it came to interesting things, Taishan raised his head again, and he flipped back and forth between these few things with his hands, his expression became more and more exciting. "Okay, brother, it's much better than what you brought two years ago, um, don't stand up, sit down."

Having received his son's grace, Lu Ban was very happy. He first turned around, waved at Chen Yi and the others, and prepared to introduce them one by one.

"Sovereign, Sovereign, Huh?"

Lu Ban called twice, but no one responded, because at this time Chen Yi was already attracted by something in front of him.