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Chapter 161 You Can Fuck It
Wanyan Ruyu's words made her mother Liang Wanrong scold Shen Lang for an hour, she scolded him bloody, almost made Shen Lang tie himself up and go to the judicial office to confess his guilt!
Wanyan Ruyu pretended to be pitiful, while secretly looking at Shen Lang proudly, feeling very proud in her heart!
She finally beat Shen Lang once!
In the evening, the four of them sat in the middle of the hall to eat, and Liang Wanrong kept adding vegetables to Wanyan Ruyu's bowl, telling Wanyan Ruyu not to treat herself as an outsider, and to tell her what she liked to eat.
Shen Feng held the chopsticks between the dishes, gnashed his teeth and ate bite by bite, seeing Wanyan Ruyu's triumphant appearance, let alone getting angry.
As a result, Shen Feng was stunned and reprimanded again.
After finally finishing the tortured dinner party, Shen Lang dragged Wanyan Ruyu and ran into the room, hugged his shoulders, looked at Wanyan Ruyu: "My lady, I really didn't see it!"
"Didn't see it? Didn't see anything?" Wanyan Ruyu sat on the edge of the bed, looked at her fingernails, and said leisurely: "You asked me to explain it for you, but I actually explained it. Uncle, aunt doesn't believe it, what can I do?"
"You did it on purpose!" Shen Lang looked at Wanyan Ruyu's appearance that this matter had nothing to do with him, and he couldn't get angry at all!
"I don't, don't wrong people!" Wanyan Ruyu shook her head and said, pointing to Shen Lang: "Look at you, you want to hit someone! Let me tell you, if you bully me, believe it or not!" Shout now!"
"Aunt, please tell me, if you bully, I will tie you up and send you to the yamen!" Wanyan Ruyu said with a smile, her eyes bent into a pair of crescent moons.
"My mother was coaxing you!" Shen Lang gritted his teeth.
"Then try it!" Wanyan Ruyu said lightly.
Shen Lang gritted his teeth and stared at Wanyan Ruyu for a long time, finally sighed helplessly, sat down on the chair, poured a cup of tea, took a sip, looked at Wanyan Ruyu and said, "Fuck you!"
"Humph!"
Wanyan Ruyu smiled happily, feeling very comfortable, looked at Shen Lang and said, "It's getting dark, I'm going to bed, do you have to leave!"
"I'm leaving?" Shen Lang was taken aback, looked at Wanyan Ruyu and said, "Don't go too far!"
"I'm going too far?" Wanyan Ruyu said in a strange voice, "You're not married yet, you're a big man hanging around in a girl's room, what do you want?"
"You..." Shen Lang twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, and said, "Okay, I'll go!" After speaking, he lifted his buttocks, walked to the door of the room, pointed at Wanyan Ruyu: "Little girl, you wait !"
"Help me lock the door!" Wanyan Ruyu added after seeing Shen Lang's angry look.
"Bang Dang!" With a sound, the door was slammed shut by Shen Lang.
"Ha ha!"
Wanyan Ruyu smiled, and she was very happy, this was the happiest time since the defeat.
Went to the door and locked the door behind him, Shen Lang was sneaking in in the middle of the night, Wanyan Ruyu couldn't understand Shen Lang's urination.
After finishing all this, Wanyan Ruyu was still a little worried, so she walked to the window and locked the window again, making sure that it would not be opened from the outside, then Wanyan Ruyu blew out the candle contentedly, took off her clothes and went to bed.
In the middle of the night, when Wanyan Ruyu was sleeping soundly, she suddenly felt the quilt covering her body move suddenly, and then the quilt was lifted, and a person came in.
"Little girl, let you punish me during the day, let's see how I deal with you!" Shen Lang muttered angrily.
"I...how did you come in..." Wanyan Ruyu was completely dumbfounded.
The windows and the door are all locked from the inside. How did this calf get in?
"hey-hey!"
Shen Lang gave a strange laugh.
"You have Zhang Liangji, I have city ladders!"
"woo woo woo woo……"
That night, Shen Lang took revenge on Wanyan Ruyu fiercely.
The sun was high, Shen Lang got up from the bed refreshed, glanced at Wanyan Ruyu with disheveled hair, feeling a burst of pride in his heart.
Little girl, let's see if you dare in the future!
It wasn't until Shen Lang had lunch that Wanyan Ruyu woke up slowly, with no strength in her body, and after washing up swayingly, she came to the living room to greet Shen Feng and Liang Wanrong.
After Shen Feng and Liang Wanrong saw Yan Ruyu's eyes, they all gave Shen Lang a stare!
The two elders are both experienced, so they naturally know what happened last night!
Shen Lang, on the other hand, had a cheeky face, and said like a normal person, "Wake up! How did you sleep?"
Wanyan Ruyu rolled her eyes and ignored Shen Lang.
"Ruyu!"
Liang Wanrong grabbed Wanyan Ruyu's little hand, took out a jade pendant from her bosom, and put it in Wanyan Ruyu's hand: "This jade pendant was given to me by my mother as a dowry when I got married. Here it is!" Saying that, he put the Hetian jade pendant into Wanyan Ruyu's hand.
Wanyan Ruyu naturally understood the meaning of this Hetian jade pendant, anyway, she must be Shen Lang's wife now, the emperor hand-picked it, and no one can change it, so she simply held it in her hand and said, "Thank you, auntie!"
"Brat, come with me!" At this moment, Shen Feng who was sitting at the side spoke, and stood up from the chair.
"Oh!" Shen Lang nodded and followed him out.
"Our family has already proposed a marriage with Mingyue. After that, you still have Qingsi, Chang Rumo, and now you have another Wanyan Ruyu!" Shen Feng said to Shen Lang with his fingers: "My boy, you are really capable!"
Shen Lang heard this, looked at Shen Feng, and said, "Haha, I'm better than you, Dad!"
Shen Feng was taken aback for a moment, his nose almost turned out of breath!
Is that what I mean!
Holding Shen Lang's ear, Shen Feng said viciously: "What a boy, you dare to laugh at your father!"
"It hurts, it hurts!" Shen Lang bared his teeth in pain, broke free from Shen Feng's hand, and said, "You can't beat me, and you still pull my ear, but it's not as good as me!" Shen Lang jumped to his feet and ran away.
"Little bastard, stop for me!" Shen Feng was so angry that he roared from behind.
"What happened to your father?"
Liang Wanrong was a little surprised when she heard Shen Feng's roar.
Shen Lang smiled and shook his head: "It's okay, it's okay!"
Liang Wanrong rolled her eyes and said, "Take Ruyu around the city!"
"Another day, mother, I'm still in a hurry to go back to the competition!" Shen Lang poured a cup of tea and said, "When I come back from the competition, I will bring my wife... Ah, it won't be too late for Ruyu to go around the city!"
"Is it okay, Ruyu?" Liang Wanrong didn't answer, but looked at Wanyan Ruyu and asked.
"All according to auntie!" At this moment, Wanyan Ruyu is as obedient as a rabbit.
"En!" Liang Wanrong nodded, "When are you leaving?"
"Let's go in a while, it's already far away, if it's too late to go back, the game won't be as good!" Shen Lang said.
"Okay, I'll go prepare something to eat, you take it with you on the way!" After saying that, Liang Wanrong stood up, took Wanyan Ruyu's little hand and said, "Ruyu, come with me!"
"Okay, Auntie!" Wanyan Ruyu nodded obediently and left.
Seeing this scene, Shen Lang was stunned for a while.
Really TM can pretend!
Wanyan Ruyu pretended to be pitiful, while secretly looking at Shen Lang proudly, feeling very proud in her heart!
She finally beat Shen Lang once!
In the evening, the four of them sat in the middle of the hall to eat, and Liang Wanrong kept adding vegetables to Wanyan Ruyu's bowl, telling Wanyan Ruyu not to treat herself as an outsider, and to tell her what she liked to eat.
Shen Feng held the chopsticks between the dishes, gnashed his teeth and ate bite by bite, seeing Wanyan Ruyu's triumphant appearance, let alone getting angry.
As a result, Shen Feng was stunned and reprimanded again.
After finally finishing the tortured dinner party, Shen Lang dragged Wanyan Ruyu and ran into the room, hugged his shoulders, looked at Wanyan Ruyu: "My lady, I really didn't see it!"
"Didn't see it? Didn't see anything?" Wanyan Ruyu sat on the edge of the bed, looked at her fingernails, and said leisurely: "You asked me to explain it for you, but I actually explained it. Uncle, aunt doesn't believe it, what can I do?"
"You did it on purpose!" Shen Lang looked at Wanyan Ruyu's appearance that this matter had nothing to do with him, and he couldn't get angry at all!
"I don't, don't wrong people!" Wanyan Ruyu shook her head and said, pointing to Shen Lang: "Look at you, you want to hit someone! Let me tell you, if you bully me, believe it or not!" Shout now!"
"Aunt, please tell me, if you bully, I will tie you up and send you to the yamen!" Wanyan Ruyu said with a smile, her eyes bent into a pair of crescent moons.
"My mother was coaxing you!" Shen Lang gritted his teeth.
"Then try it!" Wanyan Ruyu said lightly.
Shen Lang gritted his teeth and stared at Wanyan Ruyu for a long time, finally sighed helplessly, sat down on the chair, poured a cup of tea, took a sip, looked at Wanyan Ruyu and said, "Fuck you!"
"Humph!"
Wanyan Ruyu smiled happily, feeling very comfortable, looked at Shen Lang and said, "It's getting dark, I'm going to bed, do you have to leave!"
"I'm leaving?" Shen Lang was taken aback, looked at Wanyan Ruyu and said, "Don't go too far!"
"I'm going too far?" Wanyan Ruyu said in a strange voice, "You're not married yet, you're a big man hanging around in a girl's room, what do you want?"
"You..." Shen Lang twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, and said, "Okay, I'll go!" After speaking, he lifted his buttocks, walked to the door of the room, pointed at Wanyan Ruyu: "Little girl, you wait !"
"Help me lock the door!" Wanyan Ruyu added after seeing Shen Lang's angry look.
"Bang Dang!" With a sound, the door was slammed shut by Shen Lang.
"Ha ha!"
Wanyan Ruyu smiled, and she was very happy, this was the happiest time since the defeat.
Went to the door and locked the door behind him, Shen Lang was sneaking in in the middle of the night, Wanyan Ruyu couldn't understand Shen Lang's urination.
After finishing all this, Wanyan Ruyu was still a little worried, so she walked to the window and locked the window again, making sure that it would not be opened from the outside, then Wanyan Ruyu blew out the candle contentedly, took off her clothes and went to bed.
In the middle of the night, when Wanyan Ruyu was sleeping soundly, she suddenly felt the quilt covering her body move suddenly, and then the quilt was lifted, and a person came in.
"Little girl, let you punish me during the day, let's see how I deal with you!" Shen Lang muttered angrily.
"I...how did you come in..." Wanyan Ruyu was completely dumbfounded.
The windows and the door are all locked from the inside. How did this calf get in?
"hey-hey!"
Shen Lang gave a strange laugh.
"You have Zhang Liangji, I have city ladders!"
"woo woo woo woo……"
That night, Shen Lang took revenge on Wanyan Ruyu fiercely.
The sun was high, Shen Lang got up from the bed refreshed, glanced at Wanyan Ruyu with disheveled hair, feeling a burst of pride in his heart.
Little girl, let's see if you dare in the future!
It wasn't until Shen Lang had lunch that Wanyan Ruyu woke up slowly, with no strength in her body, and after washing up swayingly, she came to the living room to greet Shen Feng and Liang Wanrong.
After Shen Feng and Liang Wanrong saw Yan Ruyu's eyes, they all gave Shen Lang a stare!
The two elders are both experienced, so they naturally know what happened last night!
Shen Lang, on the other hand, had a cheeky face, and said like a normal person, "Wake up! How did you sleep?"
Wanyan Ruyu rolled her eyes and ignored Shen Lang.
"Ruyu!"
Liang Wanrong grabbed Wanyan Ruyu's little hand, took out a jade pendant from her bosom, and put it in Wanyan Ruyu's hand: "This jade pendant was given to me by my mother as a dowry when I got married. Here it is!" Saying that, he put the Hetian jade pendant into Wanyan Ruyu's hand.
Wanyan Ruyu naturally understood the meaning of this Hetian jade pendant, anyway, she must be Shen Lang's wife now, the emperor hand-picked it, and no one can change it, so she simply held it in her hand and said, "Thank you, auntie!"
"Brat, come with me!" At this moment, Shen Feng who was sitting at the side spoke, and stood up from the chair.
"Oh!" Shen Lang nodded and followed him out.
"Our family has already proposed a marriage with Mingyue. After that, you still have Qingsi, Chang Rumo, and now you have another Wanyan Ruyu!" Shen Feng said to Shen Lang with his fingers: "My boy, you are really capable!"
Shen Lang heard this, looked at Shen Feng, and said, "Haha, I'm better than you, Dad!"
Shen Feng was taken aback for a moment, his nose almost turned out of breath!
Is that what I mean!
Holding Shen Lang's ear, Shen Feng said viciously: "What a boy, you dare to laugh at your father!"
"It hurts, it hurts!" Shen Lang bared his teeth in pain, broke free from Shen Feng's hand, and said, "You can't beat me, and you still pull my ear, but it's not as good as me!" Shen Lang jumped to his feet and ran away.
"Little bastard, stop for me!" Shen Feng was so angry that he roared from behind.
"What happened to your father?"
Liang Wanrong was a little surprised when she heard Shen Feng's roar.
Shen Lang smiled and shook his head: "It's okay, it's okay!"
Liang Wanrong rolled her eyes and said, "Take Ruyu around the city!"
"Another day, mother, I'm still in a hurry to go back to the competition!" Shen Lang poured a cup of tea and said, "When I come back from the competition, I will bring my wife... Ah, it won't be too late for Ruyu to go around the city!"
"Is it okay, Ruyu?" Liang Wanrong didn't answer, but looked at Wanyan Ruyu and asked.
"All according to auntie!" At this moment, Wanyan Ruyu is as obedient as a rabbit.
"En!" Liang Wanrong nodded, "When are you leaving?"
"Let's go in a while, it's already far away, if it's too late to go back, the game won't be as good!" Shen Lang said.
"Okay, I'll go prepare something to eat, you take it with you on the way!" After saying that, Liang Wanrong stood up, took Wanyan Ruyu's little hand and said, "Ruyu, come with me!"
"Okay, Auntie!" Wanyan Ruyu nodded obediently and left.
Seeing this scene, Shen Lang was stunned for a while.
Really TM can pretend!
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