Life Mage is also invincible

After returning home from the supermarket, Sura and I were relaxing in the living room watching TV.

"Oops, what the hell is this? Terrible!"

It was Sura sitting next to me on the couch, laughing like a hot girl.

Under the effect of the Philosopher's Stone, it seems that he can speak, but why is it such a tone?

Although Sura in the past couldn't understand the language, she was cute like a slime.

But now Sora stands out with her human touch, not so much a slime, but the feeling of cohabiting with a hot girl who has no morals.

"Hey, Sura. You talk to yourself when you watch TV."

"Ah, I'm sorry, Matsui-sama. What did you say?"

"No, nothing."

I got up from the sofa and started sorting the trash in the kitchen.

So, maybe because she became interested in what I was doing, Sura jumped up and down on the TV with variety shows on.

"What are you doing, Matsui-sama?"

"Is this? This is garbage sorting. The place and week of the throwing are different, so they must be separated. The strange uncle will check it occasionally."

"Well, I don't know, that's what people do."

"Yeah, it's not easy for people to survive in society."

I'm a gnawing old man, and talking to monsters won't help.

"Anyway, throw it away and take it to the dungeon."

Sura and.

"Hey?"

"That's rubbish."

"Ah, yes. What's the matter?"

"Dungeons can't take anything, and the garbage will disappear."

"Ah. Ah—yes, uh...you're surprisingly smart."

"Really? Anyone can think of this."

Sura looked at me with innocent eyes.

Please don't look at me that way.I didn't notice.

"Ah! I forgot!"

I was getting acquainted with Sura again, and Sura suddenly cried out loudly.

"I bought protein!"

As soon as he said that, he put his face into the environmental protection bag.

"Those? Matsui-sama. What about the protein that Matsui-sama bought me?"

"Oh, I put it next to the dog food then."

I don't need protein anyway, just use it as sla-only.

"Ah, really, there is!"

Sula found a protein on the lower kitchen shelf alongside a bag of dog food and begged me to 'open, open'.

"Okay, okay."

I cleanly open a bag of protein with scissors.

Sura jumped into the protein bag with a plop the next instant.

then.

"okokokok……"

Show up right now.

"Sura, what are you doing?"

"What is this? It's dry and hard to swallow."

"I think it must have been mixed with water or milk."

I'm not very sure.

"Really? Matsui-sama is very smart. I like that very much."

"Is milk okay? Let me mix it for you."

Thank you, you are so gentle, Matsui.

I took out milk from the refrigerator and poured it into a glass as if nothing had happened.

Spoon out the protein in front of the sura, into a glass and mix well.

"Look."

"I'm gonna start now!"

Sulla put her mouth on the rim of the glass, swung it up, and drank it all in one gulp.

"Yeah. It's delicious! Thank you Matsui!"

"That's great...I'll go to the bathroom, and Sura will watch TV."

"Ok."

Patton.

i just came out of the living room

"call……"

I took a breath.

Dangerous, dangerous.

Almost flushed by the slime opponent.

I know it's a slime, but it's really embarrassing to say that I like it the most in a young woman's voice.

Well, you have to be careful.

05:30 in the afternoon.

"I'm going to Takagi's house to pick up Pochi, please take care of the house."

"You go!"

Su La, who is addicted to TV educational programs, gave me a glance and only echoed.

I'd be troubled if you followed me, but I'm at ease because it makes me feel weirdly lonely.

I put on a "must-have for gnawing old people" - a mask, and checked my hairstyle in the mirror at the door.

For the time being, there is 4 yuan hidden in the wallet.

Is it about 15 minutes on foot from my house to Mr. Takagi's apartment?
If we go out now, we can completely catch up with the agreed six o'clock.

I thought it was better to be earlier than later, so I left home calmly.

Probably on the way home from school, two high school boys and high school girls on bicycles walked past me intimately.

"Is there a ten-year age difference between the two of you now... I never thought I would become a gnawing person in high school~"

Looking at these two promising young people, I'm only now a little frustrated that I'm a gnawing old man.

But now I have Angelica Dungeon.

"Look now, I will earn you a lifetime of money."

I did a little whoop so no one would notice me.

I want a cool title if it's going to be Monopoly, so I'll go for a day trader in stocks.

Maybe because I walked slowly while looking at the scenery, it took about 10 minutes to reach Mr. Takagi's apartment.

Although it was still 10 minutes earlier than the agreed time.

"It's okay to just break into the room, right?"

What is the relationship between raising a dog for 5000 yuan a day?
I don't know if you two are fine?

"Well, it doesn't matter if you tell me the room number."

Convincing myself, I stood in front of the door of Room 202 where Takagi was, and rang the doorbell.

Ping Peng.

"Okay, now out."

Takagi's voice could be heard through the door.

There is Miss Takagi.

Coming out soon.

I quickly took off the mask I forgot to take off.

"Oh Godzilla, welcome."

The moment the door was opened, a fresh fragrance wafted in.

Is it the smell of the room or Mr. Takagi?
"Sorry, it's too early."

"Nothing. I just got out of the shower."

Takagi's hair was still a little wet when he said that.

Might be the scent of the shampoo.

...I've been smelling like a freak since just now.

Takagi is wearing a pink dress, very cute home clothes.

From the entrance, you can see that although Mr. Takagi's room is small, it is well organized and gives a sense of cleanliness.

"Ah."

Pochi and I looked at each other, and Pochi ran over.

"Oh, Pochi. Five days, no, six days."

"Ah."

It wipes your face when you walk up to my feet.

"Pochi hasn't seen Godzilla for a long time, and he looks very happy."

"Okay, okay, you're doing great, Pochi."

I stroked Pochi's head and chin at the same time.

"Can you stay with Pochi for a while?"

"Yeah. The next business trip is in three days, and we can be together until then."

"Yeah. Godzilla is busy."

"Uh-huh."

Of course, I don't have a job and I don't travel.

Doesn't it make people suspicious even if they travel frequently? ... a little disturbed.

"By the way, this is to thank you for storing Pochi here."

"Ah, um. Thank you. I'm sorry I couldn't go for a walk today, Pochi."

"Alright alright."

I handed over 3 yuan to Mr. Takagi, and put a lead wire on Pochi's collar.

"I'm sorry, can I trouble Pochi again then?"

"Well, it doesn't matter."

"Then I'll bring Pochi over two days later at night."

Ok.

Goodbye.

"Well, see Godzilla later."

After saying goodbye to Mr. Takagi at the entrance of the room, I left the apartment with Pochi.

Although the surroundings are already dark, my eyes automatically turn into night vision mode, as if the lights in warm colors are on, it looks very bright.

"Pochi, are you happy with Mr. Takagi?"

"Ah."

"Really? Really? I really envy Pochi."

While enjoying the long-lost time with Pochi, while walking in the alley, inadvertently——

Ah!
There was a sharp pain in the back of my head, and I fell forward like this.

"It's your fault...you shouldn't be so close to my little tip, this is God's punishment!"

The man's voice came down.

"Wang Wang, Wang Wang!"

Pochi barked at the man.

"Ah, it's so annoying, stupid dog!"

"oops!"

"Hey, don't get close to my little tip again. Hehehe, are you dead? Come on..."

"Say……"

What the man was saying, I pressed the back of my painful head and stood up.

"is it?"

A hooded man looked at me with a startled expression.

"Oh, why don't you care so much? I wanted to kill you, so I beat you hard...!"

At first glance, the man was holding a big stone in his hand.

"Who are you? Tell me, even if the defense is improved, it still hurts. High heels!"

The pain in my head would go away as the orange light enveloped me.

"Pochi, are you okay? High heels!"

Just in case, I cast a restoration spell on Pochi, and then I turned to the man.

"Are you the stalker Mr. Takagi said?"

"I'm not a stalker. I'm Sasuke's partner in justice."

"You, it's not good for me to say it. If it weren't for my super high defense, I might really be dead now."

"By the way... the guy who is close to Xiaoshao, kill him..."

After speaking, the man raised a big stone and walked forward.

"Whoa whoa whoa!"

"Battle on Earth!"

As soon as I opened my mouth, the ivy broke through the ground and wrapped itself around the man's hands and feet.

"What, this, that, can't move...?"

"Pochi, what do you think this guy should do?"

"Ok?"

When I stand in front of a man, I look down at the man with cold eyes.

Reach out to the man.

"Stalkers don't seem to come out of their mouths."

"What, don't touch me!"

"Just break your hands and feet?"

Hold the man's arm.

"Oh, it's broken, it's broken...!"

"What's wrong? I haven't done my best yet."

"Please don't do this! Help me...?"

"Isn't this a nuisance to the neighbors?"

I put my hand over the man's mouth.

Let go of the man's arm and look at the electric pole standing next to him, the next moment.

dog! !
I destroyed the pole with my back punch.

"what?"

"If I see you again, I'll break your body to pieces."

"do you understand?"

His frightened face kept trembling.

I let go of my hand from the man's mouth.

"Why are you here?"

"Yeah, yeah, bikes."

"The one over there?"

Chin pouted.

"Okay, okay."

I put my hand on the bicycle by the wall,

"Wind of Battle!"

he muttered.

The bicycle is divided into two halves.

"you can go now."

"OK……?"

"I think you also know that if you molested Ms. Takagi, he would torture you and even cry and beg you to let him die."

"Okay, okay. Also, treetop, okay, no, I'll never get close to Mr. Takagi again. Okay...!"

The man looked me in the eyes, like a broken robot, shaking his head up and down, left and right several times, dragging a bicycle that was broken in half, and walked home at night.

"Well, I think that's probably all right..."

I'm glad I'm a serious stalker with a sense of fear.

It's a bit odd to say it's normal for a stalker, but it generally makes sense.

despite this--

"Pochi, let's take a walk here tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

"Ah."

Because I was worried, I decided to change the way to Ms. Takagi's apartment into a new walking route.

"Then, Miss Takagi, please take care of Pochi."

"Well, leave it to me."

This is the front of the apartment where Ms. Takagi lives.

When Ms. Takagi gets off work, I'll take care of Pochi.

That Pochi said he was used to it, so he entered the back room without authorization.

"Pochi, don't trouble Takagi."

"Ah."

Pochi's voice came from the room.

"Not showing up at all."

"Hehe, the relationship is really good."

"Now Mr. Takagi may be regarded as the owner"

"It doesn't matter, Pochi is a good boy."

"I wish..."

Pochi is very happy to be close to Takagi-san, but isn't it good to be reluctant to part with me a little bit?
"I'm sorry, I wanted him to come into the room to deliver tea, but the power has been out since the night Godzilla came last time... I'm still using scented candles, so the room is pretty dark.