The opening system forced me to enter the cottage

Returning to the stone table, Lin Yu rested his chin in his hand and was full of thoughts.

On that blue planet, I had just graduated from middle school, my parents divorced, and without restraint, I spent all day playing games in Internet cafes, and eventually my body couldn't take it anymore, and I died.

But no matter what, I still want to go back to the previous world, which is the place where I was born.

"Look up at the bright moon, lower your head and think about your hometown." Lin Yu muttered.

Is there any way to go back?I have no idea.

Looking at the woman who fell on the ground, after thinking about it, he got up and hugged her up.

"Damn, it's so heavy! Did he grow up eating elbows? Sure enough, all women have pig elbows."

People who get drunk will become very heavy. It took Lin Yu a lot of effort to lift the woman to the bed and cover her with the quilt.

Drowsiness hit him, and he fell asleep on the stone table.

After an unknown amount of time, I felt a change in my head. As soon as I opened my eyes, the woman in red got up at some point, and was stroking her head with a smile.

"I'll go! Touch the head to kill!"

Lin Yu hurriedly dodged, making a defensive posture and looking at the woman.

"Oh, you carried me to the bed yesterday?" The woman stared at Lin Yu without blinking.

"Yeah, I saw you drank too much, so I helped you."

"Oh! I drank a little too much. I don't remember anything, but my head hurts." The woman frowned and rubbed the back of her head, but it felt very strange. How could it be the back of her head?

"It's right if you don't remember, and you will be in trouble if you remember." Lin Yu was afraid for a while.

"Say, what did you do to me while I was asleep?"

"Huh? I didn't do anything!"

This frightened Lin Yu.

"Oh, so you didn't do anything? Got it, I'm the most reasonable person."

"Haha, it's good to be reasonable." Lin Yu smiled with all his face, and heaved a sigh of relief.

The woman suddenly said domineeringly: "My reasoning is that you are in my room, and you will be my Xiao Ling'er's husband from now on."

"Cough, what nonsense are you talking about? Return the village, return the husband?" Lin Yu was almost violent in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.

Is this woman suffering from cerebellar rot? This is forced to touch porcelain, okay? There is no reason at all!

Xiao Ling'er didn't wait for Lin Yu to speak, and walked out as soon as he took Lin Yu's hand.

"Here, where is this going?"

"Go find my brother."

At this time, the sky was just getting bright, and the sky was pale.

The two left the room and went straight to the main tent of the cottage.

Lin Yu wanted to break free, but found that there was nothing he could do. He was shocked. It seemed that Xiao Ling'er's cultivation was far superior to his own.

Along the way, all the mountain bandits greeted Xiao Ling'er one after another, and looked at Lin Yu curiously.

When they came to the main tent, there was a person sitting at the head, with draped hair, a face like a knife, and bright eyes with fierceness.There is also a cross-cut scar on his face, it is Xiao Ling'er's eldest brother Xiao Zhang.He is also the master of the cottage.

At the bottom sat the Lord of the Three Villages and a gang of bandits.

"Brother, I have something to tell you." Xiao Ling'er said straightforwardly without talking nonsense.

"Well, the girl is here? Just say something if you have anything to say."

Pulled Lin Yu over: "Brother, from today onwards he is your brother-in-law," Xiao Ling'er said.

Xiao Zhang was taken aback, squinted at Lin Yu, then looked at Xiao Ling'er and asked, "Why?"

At this moment, Xiao Ling'er suddenly blushed, and twitched: "Well, that person is already in the same room with him, and there is a physical relationship."

"Ghost's skin relative, I didn't do anything! I don't agree." Lin Yu opened his mouth wide, but he didn't dare to speak. After all, on his territory, his heart collapsed to the extreme.

Xiao Zhang suddenly yelled at Xiao Ling'er: "Wait, what evildoer are you, dare to pretend to be my sister, don't I know my sister's temper? If you are so cruel, you even burn your own house? How can you be like a little girl like you?" .”

Xiao Ling'er's face turned cold, and she said fiercely: "Speak well for me? Believe it or not, I'll kick your ass to pieces."

Xiao Zhang was surprised, right?This stupid character is my own girl, it's really hammered!

"Ahem, that girl, why did you fall in love with this kind of boy? What's so good about him? There are so many brothers in the village, you can choose whatever you want."

"I don't want it, it's a bunch of black bumps, I don't care, I want him."

Xiao Ling'er was a little anxious, and held Lin Yu's hand a little tighter, for fear that others would snatch him away from her.

ah!It hurts so much, what the hell is this female bandit?Why is my life so miserable, I have never held hands with a girl before, the first time I hold hands, my hands will be scrapped.

"Okay, okay, it's up to you." Xiao Zhang waved his hands helplessly.

My little sister, since I was a child, I have to get what I want, otherwise, it will be more terrifying than a volcanic eruption.

At this time, one of the mountain bandits stood up, 25 or [-] years old, with pointed head and mouse eyes, and a look of rebellion on his face.

"I, Canglang, firmly oppose it." The visitor said firmly.

Although Lin Yu didn t speak, he felt that the wolf was against it, who wanted to marry this female bandit.

"Why object?" Xiao Zhang asked curiously.

"Because I... have admired the Second Master for a long time. She is so handsome when she hits someone. I like such a woman."

As soon as the words fell, everyone felt a chill in their hearts, isn't it too harsh?
Immediately there was a sound of surprise in the big tent.

"Grandma Dixiong, Canglang, can you kid?"

"Stinky boy, I dare not go, but you dare, I admire you."

"Haha, I wish you great success, and you will have a nest of wolf cubs in the future."

In the big tent, everyone was talking about it, some were bitter, some were watching the excitement, and some were jealous.

At this moment, Xiao Ling'er's face turned black, and she stared at the wolf fiercely, her eyes seemed to want to eat people.

The hair on Canglang's back stood up after being stared at, but he still stood there bravely, but he didn't dare to look at Xiao Ling'er again.

"Brother, according to the rules, if there are two suitors, there will be a duel." Xu Feng, the owner of the Three Villages, said with a serious face.

"Well, let's start the duel." Xiao Zhang nodded and said.

"Hold Falk? Kill you big-headed ghost? Do I agree? Is it too hasty to start a duel?" Lin Yu was confused.

Suddenly, Xiao Ling'er stood in front of Lin Yu, clasped Lin Yu's hand tightly with both hands and said, "Promise me, you must win, okay?"

The two looked at each other, Xiao Ling'er's eyes were a little red, and tears flickered faintly. It could be seen that she really liked Lin Yu, as if she had pinned all her hopes on Lin Yu, and her expectant eyes were more like in pleading.

Lin Yu's heart was beating wildly. To be honest, Xiao Ling'er was really good-looking. If he wasn't such a man, if he wasn't a bandit, if he wasn't in this world, if there weren't so many ifs, Lin Yu Definitely agree.

But at this moment, what he thought was, I must lose, and I must make this humanoid female tyrannosaurus completely give up.

"I see." Lin Yu responded calmly, broke free with his hand, and turned to walk towards the wolf.

When he came to Canglang, he cupped his fists: "Hello, my name is Lin Yu, please enlighten me."

"Little boy, I don't care what your name is. If you dare to fight with me, you will be destroyed in a while." The wolf stared fiercely.

"Well said, abolish him."

"It's not a good intention to hit him with a bad face."

"Canglang, come on, I will support you."

The arrogant and domineering words of Canglang resonated with the bandits, and they all cheered Canglang up.Furthermore, Lin Yu is an outsider, so of course he agreed to the outside world.

"Oh, are you so confident? Don't lose in a while, the wolf turns into a hamster and hides in the rat hole?"

Insulting himself, how could Lin Yu do it, and immediately replied.

"puff"

"Hamster!"

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Damn, my stomach hurts from laughing."

Everyone roared with laughter, even Xiao Ling'er who was on the verge of tears just now burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, this kid is a bit interesting, I like it." Xiao Zhang also slapped his thigh with a smile.

"You! Little boy, I'm going to kill you."

Being humiliated in public and becoming a laughing stock, Canglang became furious and punched him when bullied.

Lin Yu was startled, and he clearly saw killing intent in the opponent's eyes. Is this guy trying to kill me?It seems that if you don't try your best, you will die!

"Ding... The system detected the wolf's strong killing intent, and triggered the task <Jedi Counterattack>. Since the host is facing a life-and-death challenge for the first time, the rewards will be upgraded quickly. Defeating the wolf can lead to a three-level upgrade."

"Okay, kill him." Lin Yu also made up his mind.