How did I become a system

"Where, it's just a brave act! Don't worry too much, just give me a few hundred boxes of gold or something!"

"Now that the thanks are finished, it's time for the interrogation!"

"Interrogation, what interrogation?"

As soon as Feng Qianyan lifted his palm, Chunuo was surrounded by rocks emerging from the ground, forming a stone bench and fixing it there.

"Hey, old man, what are you doing!"

"Let me ask you, who sent you! Why did you come to my Fengying clan?" Feng Qianyan walked around Chuno in a big circle, carefully studying his every expression.

"I am passing by!"

"Passing by, there is no road in front of this place, and there is no smoke in the back, if you say passing by, it's a little bit past!"

"Really, I, I used to live near here, but I haven't come back for a long time, I got lost!"

"It's even more ridiculous. Where is the Mobi Mountain range, where is the place where humans can settle? Do you think you are?"

"I'm from Grass Village in the Wind!"

"Grass in the wind!" Hearing the word "grass in the wind!" Feng Qianyan's heartstrings suddenly became chaotic.

"Yes, I really belong to Caocun Village in the Wind!"

"Nonsense, I'm familiar with people in the grass in the wind, but I haven't seen anyone your age? And the grass in the wind, already ten years ago."

"Really, I entered the grass in the wind with my mother in 17 years!"

"That's even more nonsense, the grass in the wind, as its name suggests, between the breeze zone and the hurricane zone, outsiders without a guide who is familiar with the terrain cannot enter at all."

"Okay! There are many people pretending to be Feng Zhongcao these days, but the world doesn't know that Feng Zhongcao has been slaughtered!"

"I, I really"

"Okay! I won't ask who you are anymore? Where are the three eggs you stole?"

When Chuno was asked such a question, his eyes widened.

"What? What egg?"

"Don't lie, I've already smelled the smell of the egg nest on your body. In the past few days, I have had someone check it out. Three eggs are missing, and your smell is still there."

"Tell me, as long as you return the three eggs truthfully, I can treat you as if you never took them!"

"I didn't take it!" Chuno didn't mean to be stubborn, but after the system went on strike, he couldn't retrieve the three eggs from the system.Besides, I couldn't even touch the Holy Sword of Light, let alone the previous skills.

The only thing Chun Nuo, who is now reduced to a cripple, can think of is to beat him to death!
"Okay! In fact, the loss of three eggs and your credit for saving my family doesn't mean that credit and demerit cannot be offset!"

"Ah - I should have said it earlier! It scared me half to death!"

"Then the matter of you saving my family will be equal to the three eggs!"

"Okay, it's even!"

Seeing that this wave has finally passed, Chuno's heart finally fell to the ground!

"Can you let me go? I'm in a hurry to pee!"

"Oh, it's not over yet."

"What, what else is there to interrogate?" Chuno thought that he hadn't done anything bad when he came to Shadow of the Wind Valley!Didn't it mean that three eggs were stolen, Mr. Masatoyu's private money, a small love letter and a small box were stolen.

"It seems that there is nothing serious to worry about!" Chun Nuo thought to himself, it seemed that he was not as serious as stealing eggs, so he crossed his legs.

"Speak! What else is there? Don't delay my meal time!"

"Okay, you're happy, and I'm not ambiguous! Tell me why you want to destroy our god egg!"

As soon as Feng Qianyan's words came out, Chuno immediately choked on his saliva.

"What, goddamn!" Chuno immediately softened his feet, thinking that there is such a thing as goddamn.

"No, it's none of my business!"

"You're still lying. I've checked everything. There are indeed your handprints on the egg shell, and you also found the fragments of the divine egg under your fingernails."

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"Destroying the god's egg is a serious crime, and you will be punished by the thunder of our clan's heavenly god!"

"Prepare well, tomorrow morning, you will be tortured!" Feng Qianyan patted Chuno's shoulder lightly, and then the stone stool was broken into pieces, leaving Chuno alone in a daze.

"No, Great Elder, the divine egg is Feng Dudu and the three of them." Seeing that Feng Qianyan had left the lair, Chun Nuo who was alone wanted to cry without tears, obviously he just touched the eggshell, why did he want to suffer this great crime.

"Don't cry!" Xiaocao Qingwang stretched out a piece of grass from his collar to help Chuno wipe away his tears.

"Why are your eyes so hot!" Chuno felt that the more he wiped the more tears.

"Oh, I remembered, it was drenched in your piss!"

When Chuno heard that, he immediately remembered that scene, and then tied up Xiao Caoqing King and hung him aside.

"Let me down, and see if my Little Caoqing King doesn't beat you to death!"

"Fart, as long as you are like this, you are still a king!"

{System, come out and help! }
{System, I want to donate.System dad, help! }
No matter how Chuno shouted, the system still remained silent.

Chuno, who hadn't slept all night, was finally taken to the middle of the valley, stepped on the floor made of unknown material, and saw the scene where the soles of his feet were empty, Chuno's legs trembled uncontrollably.

"I don't want to die!"

All the Fengyingying in the whole valley came to watch this grand ceremony, all of them had smiles on their faces, and Chuno also watched Feng Dudu and others, and Feng Dudu kept waving to himself, even more so than others. Yes!
"I'm going to kill that stupid bird! I'm about to die, but you still compete with me!"

And the most important thing is that Feng Qianyan is currently perched on the top of the valley in the form of a Fengdiying, issuing orders to the unified Fengleiying on one side.

"Fuck, is this the firing squad? I still died on the execution ground in the end."

As Chuno came to the middle of the valley, the three Thunder Eagles also spread their wings and flew out of the Thunder Eagle team. The three circled the valley in an orderly manner, and a thunderbolt attracted and repelled each other.

A huge thunderbolt formed between the three shadow hawks, and landed directly on Chuno's body.

"Ah—" Chuno also let out a yell in shame, and the whole valley was filled with his yell!
But after a while, Chuno sat up straight and found that although the lightning was very painful, it did not cause any damage to his skin at all.

And the most important thing is the sound in my head.

{Dick, 5% charge and 95% charge is needed before rebooting. }
{System, you are still here! }
"It's great that the lightning can charge the system." Chuno was happy for a while, but then fell silent again.

According to Feng Qianyan's words, there will be a total of three times for the Xing of Thunder and Lightning, 5% for one time, and only 15% for the third time, which is still a long way from the start of the system.

So Chuno, who never did anything, decided to let go of his courage and do something.

"I'm not dead, okay! I admit, I stole those three eggs, and I ate the magic eggs. Thinking of the boiled eggs that day, I will wake up with a smile even in my dreams!"

"Chicken eggs! Damn, the god eggs of the old man's clan, you boiled them like eggs!"

Chuno saw it again, and the furious scene of the Fengdiying even exceeded the scale of the last time.

"Come on, if you have the guts, kill me!"

"No more rounds, let's all go together!" Following Feng Qianyan's order, all the Fengleiying of the firing squad left their habitat in unison, and entrenched in the valley mouth. The scale of the thunder and lightning this time exceeded the previous one by several times.

"Wow, I won't be hacked to death!" As soon as the idea came up, the thunder and lightning fell on the top of Chun Nuo's head. At this moment, Chun Nuo felt that his whole body was completely transparent.

{Dick, 45% charge, 55% charge is needed before restarting. }
"Isn't he dead yet?" Feng Diying saw Chuno's miserable appearance, and the anger in his heart subsided instantly.

"Forget it, seeing his fate is enough to appease the complaints in the clan. Let's execute three of them this time!"

Chuno was not happy when he heard this, "I don't think you are too powerful, but you still want to pity me and withdraw most of them."

"No, you have to provoke him again, and this firing squad alone is not enough! More thunderbolts are needed."

"Stinky old man, is your Fengyingying's lightning powerful enough? It's not enough for the uncle to take a bath!"

But no matter how Chun Nuo provoked him, Feng Qianyan couldn't bear to deal with it again, and at worst, he would secretly repair this kid himself in the future.

"Damn it, can you bear it like this? Well, you forced me!"

Chuno took a deep breath, and Feng Qianyan had already made up his mind that no matter how much Chuno cursed, he would never aggravate the thunder and lightning.

"Feng Qianyan, that stinky old man, has nothing to do these days when he's full. He always runs to my side every three days and asks me to propose marriage to Xiao Cuihua for him. Don't you look at how old you are? There are eight hundred in one thousand! Why is Xiao Cuihua a big boudoir hawk with a yellow flower just over 70, this is simply an eagle eating tender insects, shameless!"

Immediately, the eagles in the entire Wind Shadow Valley became quiet. Listening to this tone, isn't it Mr. Zheng Yu who is complaining about Feng Qianyan!
"Eagle eats. Eat tender." Everyone looked at Feng Qianyan together and started talking.Especially when Xiao Cuihua noticed Feng Qianyan's gaze, she immediately hid behind a Fengyingying.

"Little Emerald Flower—"

"Hahaha, I finally found out about Feng Qianyan, that stinky old man! After today's meeting, Feng Qianyan fell at the door, and both dentures fell out. Hahaha, you are old Got two dentures. I'm dying of laughter!"

"Firing squad, no, all the Fengleiying in the valley obey the order, kill him!" After the furious Fengdiying finished speaking, he rushed down to the top of the valley to personally preside over this grand thunderous event.

And Chuno looked at the overwhelming wind and thunder eagles above his head. There were at least a hundred wind and thunder eagles gathering thunder and lightning above his head.

"Did I overdo it!" Chuno saw that the trend was wrong, and immediately ran away.

"Zhuzi, don't go!" Thunder and lightning as thick as a mountain poured down, completely submerging Chuno's entire body, and finally the floor under his feet collapsed immediately, falling into the white mist at the bottom of the valley.

The Fengyingying in the entire Fengying Valley dropped their jaws in shock, and looked at the middle of the valley where the remaining thunder had not yet been exhausted.

"In the beginning, didn't you say that it was just a formality, that after three lightning punishments, you started to welcome this human hero?"

"The script is written like this, but it seems that this human being can't think about it!"

Amid all the discussions, Feng Qianyan stayed alone at the top of the valley, regretting endlessly, "Oops, I forgot to save half my life when I got angry."

In the tomb nest at the bottom of the valley, a figure fell straight down, stirring up countless bones.

{Di, 100% charged, the system is officially restarted. }
{It is detected that the host's life is dying, is the recovery function enabled? }
{It is detected that the life of the host is recovering, cancel the recovery function query. }
Only seeing a burst of green light from Chun Nuo's chest, King Xiaocaoqing slowly crawled out of Chuno's collar, and as King Xiaocaoqing crawled out, Chuno's scorched body gradually returned to its original state.