Master, you misread the person!
Chapter 0124 Fuck, hot eyes
puff--
Puff puff, puff puff, puff—
A series of extremely rhythmic sounds, accompanied by a blower-like gust of wind, blew away the hair and skirts of many excited female disciples, making them stunned.
At that moment, Lin Bai seemed to feel that time had frozen.
one two Three……
After a few breaths, there was a panting sound.
"Wow, why is it so smelly?"
"Oh my god, how long has it been since he pooped?"
"Ouch! I can't take it anymore."
The female disciples headed by Lu Linqing would never have imagined that the ancient monsters would be so shameless that they fart in public and have no shame at all.
Just farting, what the hell is serial farting.
It's nothing more than a serial fart, and it stinks.
Li Guanyu rushed over excitedly, holding his nose and returning disappointed.
He has a deep understanding of the meaning of 'smelly' and will never forget it.
When he came to the Empress, he said: "Your Majesty, this place is not suitable for long, why don't you withdraw quickly? Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."
Wu Tong stretched out his hands, trying to shake the Empress awake, but there was no response at all.
She said: "The emperor fainted, please send him back to the palace immediately."
She glanced at Lin Bai's side, and then carried the Empress of Chu back to the palace.
Shen Tuyu and the others followed closely behind, fearing that if they were a step too late, instead of being beaten to death by the ancient monster, they would be kicked to death by its fart instead.
The junior sisters didn't dare to do anything to the ancient monsters, so they spread their grievances on Lin Bai, because they knew that no matter how much they went too far, Lin Bai would not beat them, let alone fart and jump on them so shamelessly.
Lin Bai managed to send them back to Taishangguan, and only Lin Bai, the iron-eating beast and the dream monster were left on the ruins of Zhenyaosi.
Seeing that Meng Yao's pink paws were still covering his mouth, Lin Bai said, "It's ok, it doesn't stink anymore, please help me communicate with the iron-eating beast and ask if it is convenient to move."
"Uuuuuuu..."
Meng Yao shook her head and refused to do anything.
Even though this iron-eating beast is an ancient monster, it is still unable to speak.
Ancient monsters are the oldest race among monsters, they have existed since the beginning of the world.
Ancient monsters that cannot speak are really rare.
Of course, Lin Bai has only seen this ancient monster, and it is not clear whether other ancient monsters are like this.
"Really quit? Then you will be bullied by the iron-eating beast, so don't look for me."
"Master, how can I bother you with such a trivial matter, I'd better leave it to the little one, you go to the side and have a good rest, I..."
puff--
When Meng Yao spoke, he was standing between the iron-eater's buttocks, and when he said the word 'I', his mouth was opened wide.
Ever since, the stuffy fart of the iron-eating beast entered the pocket with precision.
At that moment, Lin Bai saw that Meng Yao's face was green and white, white and red, red and green... like colorful neon lights, colorful.
As the saying goes, loud farts don't smell, and bad farts don't sound.
The iron-eating beast stinks of all farts, and it stinks.
Not only that, Lin Bai suddenly felt discomfort in his eyes.
"Fuck! Those hot eyes..."
Lin Bai simply walked to the front of the iron-eating beast, he absolutely couldn't stay behind, and kept this lesson in mind.
After all, you can't bet it's just a clean fart every time.
After walking a few steps, he found Meng Yao standing there staggering as if he was about to fall, so he hurried over and hugged it, before coming to the front of the iron-eating beast.
As soon as it got to the front, well, the iron-eater was scratching his butt with one hand, his face was full of satisfaction.
When the Blood Sacrifice Sealing Formation drew the blood of the iron-eating beast, it purified the demonic nature in the blood, which made the iron-eating beast still very quiet just after a fight.
Otherwise, even if it was hit by the blood sacrifice seal formation, it would definitely try to resist and feel the fear of blood being drawn.
But it didn't even resist. This is the function of the blood sacrifice seal formation.
This formation seems to be full of blood, unlike the method of the righteous way, but it is actually more correct than the method of the righteous way.
"Iron Eater, can you understand me?"
Lin Bai tried to ask, the two must be able to communicate, at least one of them can understand, otherwise it will be very difficult to communicate.
The iron-eating beast didn't say anything else, just stretched out its hand.
Huge bear paws, just one finger is almost as big as Lin Bai's head.
Lin Bai also stretched out his hand, and held one of its fingers, shaking like a leader meeting.
Unexpectedly, the iron-eating beast suddenly shook off his hand, and put its giant palm in front of him again: "Mmm, ummm..."
Xu was afraid that Lin Bai would not understand, so he dubbed it.
The key is that he still didn't understand the dubbing, but he understood it.
I haven't had enough of this stuff, I still have more to eat.
Lin Bai moved his hand, and there were a few more purple bamboo shoots in his palm.
Meng Yao liked to eat, so he picked some more and kept them, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.
But the dream demon in his arms became anxious when he saw the purple bamboo shoots, it was his favorite, and he would lose it if he gave it to the iron-eating beast.
Immediately objected: "Master, that's mine, mine..."
Just as Lin Bai was about to speak, he turned violent: "Damn it! You speak stinkingly, stinking..."
He let go of his hand, and the Meng Yao in his arms landed on the ground with a thud.
"Hmph, remember, I must work hard to swallow Yuanshen, surpass you early, and bite you back..." Meng Yao swore secretly while rubbing her butt.
Lin Bai didn't pay attention to its small thoughts, and it's okay to pay attention, because it will never be possible, it depends on whether Meng Yao has the perseverance to stick to this idea.
Lin Bai divided half of the purple bamboo shoots in his hand, and put them in the hands of the iron-eating beast. Seeing that he refused to give the remaining half, the iron-eating beast was a little annoyed.
From the eyes of the iron-eating beast, Lin Bai saw fear.
This is an ancient monster. It is not afraid of heaven and earth, but now it sees fear in its eyes. If it hadn't been seen with real eyes, Lin Bai wouldn't believe it even if he killed him.
He didn't know how the Blood Sacrifice Seal Formation worked in the iron-eating beast's body, but so far it seemed that the effect was good, at least it stopped the iron-eating beast's attacking movements.
However, the iron-eating beast does not believe in evil. It is also an ancient monster, and it is majestic wherever it goes.
After the feeling of rapid blood flow in the body disappeared, it raised its bear paw and prepared to take a picture.
This time it was very hard and fast.
In the blink of an eye, it reached the top of Lin Bai's head, and then stopped abruptly, hanging in the sky.
The fluff hanging from the bear's paw landed on Lin Bai's forehead, itching.
The iron-eating beast thought that as long as it was fast enough, it wouldn't feel that way, but it found that no matter how fast or slow it was, as long as it wanted to kill the human race in front of it, the feeling of drawing blood would come instantly, very accurately and timely.
When the iron-eating beast reluctantly retracted its bear paw, Lin Bai heaved a long sigh of relief.
If someone was behind him at this moment, he could clearly see that his back was soaked in sweat.
The iron-eating beast really deserves to be an ancient monster. The speed of those two blows just now was so fast that Lin Baizang couldn't dodge it.
This is the real Kung Fu Panda!
Puff puff, puff puff, puff—
A series of extremely rhythmic sounds, accompanied by a blower-like gust of wind, blew away the hair and skirts of many excited female disciples, making them stunned.
At that moment, Lin Bai seemed to feel that time had frozen.
one two Three……
After a few breaths, there was a panting sound.
"Wow, why is it so smelly?"
"Oh my god, how long has it been since he pooped?"
"Ouch! I can't take it anymore."
The female disciples headed by Lu Linqing would never have imagined that the ancient monsters would be so shameless that they fart in public and have no shame at all.
Just farting, what the hell is serial farting.
It's nothing more than a serial fart, and it stinks.
Li Guanyu rushed over excitedly, holding his nose and returning disappointed.
He has a deep understanding of the meaning of 'smelly' and will never forget it.
When he came to the Empress, he said: "Your Majesty, this place is not suitable for long, why don't you withdraw quickly? Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."
Wu Tong stretched out his hands, trying to shake the Empress awake, but there was no response at all.
She said: "The emperor fainted, please send him back to the palace immediately."
She glanced at Lin Bai's side, and then carried the Empress of Chu back to the palace.
Shen Tuyu and the others followed closely behind, fearing that if they were a step too late, instead of being beaten to death by the ancient monster, they would be kicked to death by its fart instead.
The junior sisters didn't dare to do anything to the ancient monsters, so they spread their grievances on Lin Bai, because they knew that no matter how much they went too far, Lin Bai would not beat them, let alone fart and jump on them so shamelessly.
Lin Bai managed to send them back to Taishangguan, and only Lin Bai, the iron-eating beast and the dream monster were left on the ruins of Zhenyaosi.
Seeing that Meng Yao's pink paws were still covering his mouth, Lin Bai said, "It's ok, it doesn't stink anymore, please help me communicate with the iron-eating beast and ask if it is convenient to move."
"Uuuuuuu..."
Meng Yao shook her head and refused to do anything.
Even though this iron-eating beast is an ancient monster, it is still unable to speak.
Ancient monsters are the oldest race among monsters, they have existed since the beginning of the world.
Ancient monsters that cannot speak are really rare.
Of course, Lin Bai has only seen this ancient monster, and it is not clear whether other ancient monsters are like this.
"Really quit? Then you will be bullied by the iron-eating beast, so don't look for me."
"Master, how can I bother you with such a trivial matter, I'd better leave it to the little one, you go to the side and have a good rest, I..."
puff--
When Meng Yao spoke, he was standing between the iron-eater's buttocks, and when he said the word 'I', his mouth was opened wide.
Ever since, the stuffy fart of the iron-eating beast entered the pocket with precision.
At that moment, Lin Bai saw that Meng Yao's face was green and white, white and red, red and green... like colorful neon lights, colorful.
As the saying goes, loud farts don't smell, and bad farts don't sound.
The iron-eating beast stinks of all farts, and it stinks.
Not only that, Lin Bai suddenly felt discomfort in his eyes.
"Fuck! Those hot eyes..."
Lin Bai simply walked to the front of the iron-eating beast, he absolutely couldn't stay behind, and kept this lesson in mind.
After all, you can't bet it's just a clean fart every time.
After walking a few steps, he found Meng Yao standing there staggering as if he was about to fall, so he hurried over and hugged it, before coming to the front of the iron-eating beast.
As soon as it got to the front, well, the iron-eater was scratching his butt with one hand, his face was full of satisfaction.
When the Blood Sacrifice Sealing Formation drew the blood of the iron-eating beast, it purified the demonic nature in the blood, which made the iron-eating beast still very quiet just after a fight.
Otherwise, even if it was hit by the blood sacrifice seal formation, it would definitely try to resist and feel the fear of blood being drawn.
But it didn't even resist. This is the function of the blood sacrifice seal formation.
This formation seems to be full of blood, unlike the method of the righteous way, but it is actually more correct than the method of the righteous way.
"Iron Eater, can you understand me?"
Lin Bai tried to ask, the two must be able to communicate, at least one of them can understand, otherwise it will be very difficult to communicate.
The iron-eating beast didn't say anything else, just stretched out its hand.
Huge bear paws, just one finger is almost as big as Lin Bai's head.
Lin Bai also stretched out his hand, and held one of its fingers, shaking like a leader meeting.
Unexpectedly, the iron-eating beast suddenly shook off his hand, and put its giant palm in front of him again: "Mmm, ummm..."
Xu was afraid that Lin Bai would not understand, so he dubbed it.
The key is that he still didn't understand the dubbing, but he understood it.
I haven't had enough of this stuff, I still have more to eat.
Lin Bai moved his hand, and there were a few more purple bamboo shoots in his palm.
Meng Yao liked to eat, so he picked some more and kept them, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.
But the dream demon in his arms became anxious when he saw the purple bamboo shoots, it was his favorite, and he would lose it if he gave it to the iron-eating beast.
Immediately objected: "Master, that's mine, mine..."
Just as Lin Bai was about to speak, he turned violent: "Damn it! You speak stinkingly, stinking..."
He let go of his hand, and the Meng Yao in his arms landed on the ground with a thud.
"Hmph, remember, I must work hard to swallow Yuanshen, surpass you early, and bite you back..." Meng Yao swore secretly while rubbing her butt.
Lin Bai didn't pay attention to its small thoughts, and it's okay to pay attention, because it will never be possible, it depends on whether Meng Yao has the perseverance to stick to this idea.
Lin Bai divided half of the purple bamboo shoots in his hand, and put them in the hands of the iron-eating beast. Seeing that he refused to give the remaining half, the iron-eating beast was a little annoyed.
From the eyes of the iron-eating beast, Lin Bai saw fear.
This is an ancient monster. It is not afraid of heaven and earth, but now it sees fear in its eyes. If it hadn't been seen with real eyes, Lin Bai wouldn't believe it even if he killed him.
He didn't know how the Blood Sacrifice Seal Formation worked in the iron-eating beast's body, but so far it seemed that the effect was good, at least it stopped the iron-eating beast's attacking movements.
However, the iron-eating beast does not believe in evil. It is also an ancient monster, and it is majestic wherever it goes.
After the feeling of rapid blood flow in the body disappeared, it raised its bear paw and prepared to take a picture.
This time it was very hard and fast.
In the blink of an eye, it reached the top of Lin Bai's head, and then stopped abruptly, hanging in the sky.
The fluff hanging from the bear's paw landed on Lin Bai's forehead, itching.
The iron-eating beast thought that as long as it was fast enough, it wouldn't feel that way, but it found that no matter how fast or slow it was, as long as it wanted to kill the human race in front of it, the feeling of drawing blood would come instantly, very accurately and timely.
When the iron-eating beast reluctantly retracted its bear paw, Lin Bai heaved a long sigh of relief.
If someone was behind him at this moment, he could clearly see that his back was soaked in sweat.
The iron-eating beast really deserves to be an ancient monster. The speed of those two blows just now was so fast that Lin Baizang couldn't dodge it.
This is the real Kung Fu Panda!
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