Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Tang Seng said unconvinced: "Everyone has the love of beauty. I am more handsome. What's the matter?"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "When a man is handsome, it is easy to provoke disputes.

Look at this monkey's appearance, that's the most reassuring thing. "

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva had just taken two steps, when he heard Tang Seng chattering there, he couldn't help but stop, turned around and walked into the valley.

During the time the two of them were talking, the flames in the valley had all dissipated.

As soon as Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva finished speaking, the dark cocoon that wrapped Sun Wukong slowly cracked and fell down.

A monkey with golden hair all over his body stood up slowly. This is the completely transformed Monkey King.

Sun Wukong's figure is now more than three feet tall, and he looks a lot taller, but the hair on his body is still intact, and he looks more like a monkey than a human.

"" Mistress, according to human standards, I am indeed ugly, and no beautiful girl will like me.

But among the monkeys, I am the real Monkey King!
Look at my shiny golden fluff, this majestic aura, that is definitely the unique and unrestrained Monkey King!
"Get out!" Guanshiyin Bodhisattva glared at him, "Stop talking nonsense, all the great powers in the Three Realms are watching here.

Just like your master, you don't know how to speak, you can't speak at all, and you don't care about the occasion when you speak.

Tell me, how does your master make alchemy?What kind of flame did he use?Why are you so arrogant?The Three Realms were shaken. "

Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Seng secretly, and found that Tang Seng didn't express anything, and then said calmly.

"I don't know what the flame is, anyway, the flame is very violent.

Bodhisattva, think about it, I didn't burn a hair of my hair in the alchemy furnace of the Supreme Lord.

The formation of this alchemy furnace even burned me like this. "

Monkey King kicked the ball to Tang Seng to avoid uncontrollable phenomena.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva turned his eyes and stared at Tang Seng: "This matter must be explained clearly. This is also the doubt of the big bosses in the Three Realms."

He believed that Tang Seng would have a consummate statement, no matter whether the statement was true or not, if it was too credible, the Three Realms would have to hold their noses and accept it.

It's okay if you admit it, turn over the page, and leave no future troubles.

Tang Seng sighed and said, "Human Emperor's Fire, besides Human Emperor's Fire, what else can make such a big movement?"

"Are you still there?"

Tang Seng spread his hands and said, "It's gone, it's used up.

When I was in Chang'an, you chased me, and I had nowhere to escape, so I ran into Xuanyuan Temple by mistake.

After studying Xuanyuan Yao for so long, a small flame was taken out.

Originally, I planned to meet a large group of ghosts and ghosts and use this small flame to burn them to death.

As a result, when I was in Gaolaozhuang, I saw that Zhu Bajie was too ugly, so I tidied up Zhu Bajie's appearance and got some insights, so I hid here and refined a elixir.

In the end, you rushed over and let you eat it. I really spent a long time trying to get anything.

Sister Guanyin, otherwise, I will go back to Chang'an again to see if I can steal some of the Emperor's Fire. "

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva stroked his forehead: "Stop it, if you race back to Chang'an, it will be difficult for me to get you out again.

After finally throwing you here, there is no way to go back!

Keep going, I warn you, if you dare to look back, I will never end with you! "

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva finished his footsteps on auspicious clouds and went back to his own Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea.

The powers of the Three Realms also gradually withdrew their gazes, and all the doubts in their hearts were resolved, some regretted and some envied.

Of course, there are also a large number of powers with relatively low status who are full of jealousy.

In fact, jealousy is the most incompetent, which proves that they do not have this ability.

Tang Seng can sense all kinds of emotions now, and the three big bosses are not dissatisfied, which makes Tang Seng feel relieved.

I took advantage of it, made such a big commotion, got the source of the real fire of the sun, and casually took out a elixir from the nonsensical shock system, and the problem was solved.

Things are very satisfactory, so what else to say.

In order to correct the direction, the master and apprentice rode on horses, repaired the road, and returned to the correct road of Westward Journey Road to move forward all the way.

Although they are all practitioners, they can't use their own magic power, and they walked until summer, when they came across a village.

The whole village has a feeling like a blessed place, which is so unreal.

Colorful butterflies are flying among the flowers, and fiery red pomegranates are like lanterns hanging on the treetops.

The lotus is all over the pond, and it is so delicate and beautiful.

It's just that the Maemis on the tree made Tang Seng a little irritable. Every summer, his self-esteem would be hurt, which made him very helpless.

The cicadas are restless.

This made Tang Seng secretly determined to mobilize the land tonight and catch more cicada pupae.Use frying and frying, give them all kinds of torture,
Then sprinkle cumin powder to let them know that this young man is amazing!

At any rate, the sun sets in the west mountain and hides the mirror of fire, and the moon grows in the east sea, and the ice wheel appears.

After the hot sun went down, the cool wind began to blow slowly.

Tang Seng said: "Let's not leave tonight, but find someone to stay overnight.
Let's catch the cicada pupae tonight, and let him catch all the cicada pupae in this area. "

Zhu Bajie said happily: "" That's great, I've walked all the way, and I'm hungry too.

Have a good meal today, but don't use you to compete with me, I will be in charge today.

Xuan Yi Er 35 Liu Qi also cheered happily.

Only Sun Wukong was a little puzzled, his master was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, why did he hate the cicada pupa so much?

Could it be that Master also has a sad love story, is it because a certain female silkworm has moved on?
Of course, the family ugliness should not be publicized, since the master wants to relieve his hatred, he should catch all the cicada pupae in a radius of a hundred miles.

When a group of people came to the door of the house, Tang Seng jumped off the horse, Monkey King took the reins of the horse, and Zhu Bajie moved the luggage under the shade of the tree.

The two waited at a distance.

Along the way, the two of them were scary, many of them had heart attacks.

More than 8000 people were scared out of their wits, and about [-] people died.

Thanks to both Tang Seng and Monkey King who can cross yin and yang, and chased those souls back on the road to Huangquan, there were no major accidents.

Even so, some pills were lost. After all, some people were so frightened that they were bedridden, so they had to see a doctor.

In the end they came to a conclusion that the handsome Tang Seng went to knock on the door and explained the situation to others.

If the family is brave enough, then they will go to stay for the night, if they are timid, forget it, and pitch a tent in the wild, it is not impossible for them to spend the night.

Although Zhu Bajie's appearance has changed, he looks a little more seductive, and everyone thinks he is a handsome white and fat guy,
In fact, wrong, very wrong.

That is seen in the eyes of the people in Gaolaozhuang.

Because when Zhu Bajie was in Gaolaozhuang, it was a big black wild boar at the beginning.

The three-foot-long big black mouth is intimidating to countless people. Once this appearance changed a little, the people in Gao Laozhuang looked much more handsome.

This is called horizontal contrast.

After leaving Gaolaozhuang, Zhu Bajie's image is still quite strange.

His inner alchemy, Li Man, is still a pig, so it must be unsafe, and it will take a long time to refine it.

Tang Seng led Xuan One Two Three Four Five Six Seven and the Nine Tin Zen Staff in his hand, and knocked lightly on the door.

After a while, the owner of the room opened the door, and he saw a few handsome monks standing at his door, and put his hands together quickly.

"I don't know where the elder came from, please come in, please come in quickly."

In fact, the farther you go to the west, the more and more those permanent residents worship monks.

Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said, "I am from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. According to the order of His Majesty the Tang Emperor, I went to the Daleiyin Temple of the Western Heaven to ask for some scriptures from the Western Old Buddha.

When I came to your place, it was getting late and there was no inn, so I planned to stay here for a night. I don't know if it is convenient or not? "

The old man said: "It's convenient, it's convenient, why is it inconvenient, Great Elder, all little masters please come inside quickly."

Tang Seng asked the old man, "Old man, are you brave?"

If you are brave enough, we will stay here, if you are not brave enough, we will settle for one night not far from the door.