Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

"I listen to Master," Zhu Bajie said.

Tang Seng turned his head to look at Gao Cuilian: "This is a matter between the two of you, it doesn't count if I say it, and of course it doesn't count if others say it.

What I believe in is the freedom of marriage, and I will never allow a third party to intervene. Make up your own mind.

Of course, it's mainly Miss Gao who made up her mind. My apprentice is honest and honest, and I'm ugly.

He probably agrees with a woman, you are as beautiful as a flower, and you have the capital to choose.

If you want to reconcile, I will ask Bajie to write a divorce agreement for you, and go to the local government office to go through the divorce procedures. "

Ms. Gao said: "Master, I don't want to get divorced. As the saying goes, a chicken follows a chicken, and a dog follows a dog. Even though I married a pig, I also resigned to my fate."

Tang Seng secretly gave a big praise in his heart: what a good girl, what a virtuous girl, she is really rare in the world.

If it was in his previous life, it would definitely be a major sensational news, and it would definitely be on the hot searches.

When Mrs. Gao heard this, her heart ached with anger, her eyes darkened, and she pointed at Gao Cuilan and said, "You child, you child."

Gao Cuilian said: "Daddy, he treats me very well, it's just that he looks a little ugly.

What's more, I already have his child, and I don't want my child to be born without a father. "

"What, you actually have his child! Old Mrs. Gao felt his eyes go dark, and he passed out all of a sudden."

Gao Cuilan and Zhu Bajie hurriedly helped Mrs. Gao up, Miss Gao burst into tears and couldn't help calling for her father.

Tang Seng said: "It doesn't matter, he is just happy and out of breath."

Happy, such a thing as an old father is really happy, my buddy must be ironic.

Tang Seng took a elixir and put it into the mouth of Mrs. Gao. Mrs. Gao woke up and let out a long sigh.

"Forget it, since you are willing, what else can I say, but this son-in-law is too ugly!"

Sun Wukong said on the side: "In-laws, this Bajie, we knew each other before.

Of course it was in the sky. At that time she was very handsome, of course she couldn't compare to my master, who was already out of the circle for being so handsome.

That is unprecedented, and there will be no one in the future. The first-class handsome guy can bend Mudan handsome.

But my junior brother is much more handsome than your average young man in Gao Laozhuang.

Who knew that after he went down to earth, he became a pig spirit. When I came back, I saw him fighting for the first time, and I didn't recognize him for a long time.

It's just that this Bajie knows me after all, which proves that his true spirit is immortal, maybe he will gradually become more handsome in the future. "

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "I'm ashamed to see you, you think I'm ugly, am I happy?

I was hit with three thousand hammers by the Jade Emperor, and I was thrown out of the body from the Nantian Gate.

As a result, I was thrown into the belly of a bitch, and I was born. When I saw it, I turned into a pig, ate all the sow and piglets, and then ran to the mountain.

It's also strange that although I have been reincarnated, my mana has not diminished.

I was wandering alone in this world, and finally came to Fuling Mountain. There is a cloud stack cave in Fuling Mountain.

There I met a banshee, who was also a goblin, and we got married in her cave.

I didn't expect that she would die after a year. Alas, it's all tears, so I won't mention this. "

She left me some property, Zhu Bajie was already in tears when he said this.

Second Sister Egg is actually very kind to him, she is a little monster born and raised in Fuling Mountain, and she is also the first fairy he met in the mortal world who was kind to him.

It's a pity that goblins are not gods, and they cannot live forever. As for why they died, that is the eternal pain in Zhu Bajie's heart.

Later, he lived in Fuling Mountain. Hundreds of years later, Guanyin Bodhisattva passed by here. Pitying her experience, he went to Gaolaozhuang to wait for Buddhist scriptures.

Because Gao Laozhuang is the only way for Tang Seng to learn scriptures, he just arrived at Gao Laozhuang, and he heard that Mrs. Gao recruited a son-in-law.

The door-to-door son-in-law was a very low-level identity in ancient times, at the same level as slaves and criminals.
It's not a last resort, no one will be the door-to-door son-in-law.

It's just that Zhu Bajie's heart skipped a beat, this is exactly the reason why he lives in Gaolaozhuang.

If not, it would not be a problem for me to be a goblin wandering around Gao Laozhuang all day long.

He looks too ugly, I'm afraid people will look down on him, so he used the method of Tiangang transformation to make himself a little better, and married the beautiful Miss Gao.

It's just that it is too difficult for Tiangang Change to maintain its own change image, and it consumes too much.

So much so that he persisted for two and a half years, but he couldn't persist anymore, and gradually revealed his original form, which caused so many disasters.

Zhu Bajie talked about his past and his experiences.

Mrs. Gao, you can't help it, you sighed and didn't object again.

Even though Tang Seng knew more about this combination of ugly men and beautiful women than they did, there were many twists and turns in it, and there were many reasons why it was inhumane.

This matter has to start with the old Buddha of the West wanting to start the journey to the West.

The spread of Buddhism to the East will definitely infringe upon the interests of the Taoist sect, and it will also endanger the influence of the Heavenly Court in the Eastern Tang Dynasty.

We all know that the rhetoric of Buddhism is easier to be accepted by the people at the bottom, and the rulers will also accept it.

Their rhetoric is actually forbearance and resignation. Everyone likes such people.

The size of this impact depends entirely on how much luck each faction has obtained.

Such a good thing, such a great luck, everyone will fight for it. In the process of fighting for their rights, Zhu Bajie became a victim.

When the Heavenly Court was first established, there were very few gods with combat power and leadership ability.

At this time, Bajing Palace sent the canopy to the heavenly court, and the [-] water army in charge of Tianhe became a powerful marshal.

This canopy is an apprentice of Master Xuandu, a direct disciple, and he is very honest and obedient.

He has won a lot of benefits for the Bajing Palace in the heaven, and the Jade Emperor can tolerate it when talents are scarce.

After the Conferred Gods War, the Conferred Gods List was hung above the sky and the earth, and true spirits from all walks of life entered the Conferred Gods List, forming a sky full of stars.

It can be said that after the conferment of the gods, there are a lot of talents in the heaven, and people with the ability of Tianpeng can be said to catch a lot.

However, due to the strong backing of the canopy, the Jade Emperor kept trying to move him, but he couldn't move at all.
Just as Journey to the West began, the Heavenly Court, the Bajing Palace and the Western Old Buddha compromised with each other and became the dominant players.

Under the design of Old Buddha in the West, they began to train and design Sun Wukong.

Under their bewitching, Monkey King didn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, so he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace.

Luck was gradually stimulated, and the Jade Emperor also found a reason, and began to punish the bureaucrats above the heavens, trim the organization, and make the bloated organization begin to become simpler.

Zhu Bajie is the first to bear the brunt.

So Zhu Bajie just said a few witty words to Chang'e after he was drunk, and he developed a heart of admiration.

It is understandable that the Jade Emperor deprived him of the position of Grand Marshal of the Tianhe Navy and threw him out of Nantianmen.

The Western Old Buddha was also very angry with the Bajing Palace, so when Zhu Bajie was reincarnated, he deliberately pulled it gently with his hand,
Let the handsome boy Tianpeng merge into the belly of the wild boar, turning into an ugly pig demon.

This also caused a rift between the Bajing Palace and the Heavenly Court, and they were not so united.

So there are all kinds of things, there is a cause and effect, and there is a reason.

Zhu Bajie is just a punching bag for the bosses in the Three Realms.

Zhu Bajie was wronged, his master Master Xuandu was of course not happy, and he used great power to investigate the reason.

After knowing the reason, I went directly to Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan to question the old Western Buddha.

In the end, the old Buddha in the West was forced to compromise and let Zhu Bajie join the ranks of the Westward Journey Road.

You can go to Daleiyin Temple to worship Buddha and learn scriptures, so what you say is right and wrong, intricate.

Zhu Bajie got an ugly face, but got a chance to reshape it.

When he was in the sky, he was also a Daluo Jinxian.

It can be said that this big Luo Jinxian came very miserable.

Not all immortals can live forever, and they can only become immortals with the Da Luo Jinxian.