Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

This pig demon doesn't have Sun Wukong's piercing eyes. At night, he can't see clearly and mutters in his mouth.

"Little beauty, where are you?"

While talking, he used his hand to move back and forth, looking for someone on the bed.

Sun Wukong said: "I am relieved."

As soon as the pig demon heard this, he undressed and lay down on the bed: "Then I'll wait for you."

Monkey King suddenly sighed, with helplessness and sadness in his voice.

After hearing this, the monster said: "Why are you sighing? After I arrive at your house, why don't I do any work in your house?
Such a large family business is all due to me. I work so diligently in your house, and your father still thinks I'm ugly. There's really no place to reason.

I just want to be kicked out of the house because of my strange appearance, why should I commit a capital crime for being ugly? "

Sun Wukong said: "My lord, you are not so ugly, you are so ugly.

You are ugly and too casual, and you don't know how to restrain yourself. Who can bear to scare people all over the street?
Today my father knocked on the door and said that he has stopped another archmage and wants to make gestures with you.

I feel that you are a little hanging, so I sigh in my heart, I am afraid that the fate of our husband and wife is coming to an end. "

The pig demon said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, lady, don't be afraid of him, you know, I will change 36 times.

The nine-toothed rake in his hand is invincible, not to mention that he invited these mortal mages to fight against me, I am not afraid of even the gods above the nine heavens.

Even if he invited Nine Heavens Dangmoxing Lord to come, he could only call me brother after seeing me, and he would not arrest me.

Let me tell you, I have many friends in heaven, so don't worry, no one can interfere with our little days.

If you offend me, we won't give your father a pension, and I will take you away to where I live.

My place has beautiful mountains and clear waters, which is much better than here. At that time, I will give you the method of longevity, and we will be a long-lasting couple. "

Sun Wukong said: "Don't make trouble, that's my father. My father is old, but he can't stand it. You are a junior, bear with it."

The pig demon said: "I also know that you are a filial person, that's why I let you live here, and I didn't get angry with your father.

Otherwise, the whole Gao Laozhuang would be wiped out as soon as I cast my magic power casually. "

Monkey King turned his mind a few times, and decided to try again, to see if he could find out the details of this pig demon.

"You have to be careful this time, my father didn't invite a mortal this time, it seems to be a fairy.

It is said that a man surnamed Sun who caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago was called Monkey King. "

After the pig demon heard this, he was so frightened that he trembled all over: "Little lady, it's impossible.

That Bi Mawen, who is indifferent, is still the Monkey King, and wants the Jade Emperor to abdicate,

Damn it, it messed up the Heavenly Palace, causing us to be killed and killed, and those who were demoted were not sons of man.

Wasn't he being held under the Five Elements Mountain, and the monkey ran out? "

Monkey King was surprised when he heard this, was this guy really a god descending from the lower realms, or was he demoted to the mortal world because of his own troubles.

There are too many gods in the sky, and if you can't find anyone who can match up with this pig demon, it is probably a god who is out of reach.

Sun Wukong decided to scare him, sighed and said: "Come out, it is said that the monkey can carry mountains and chase the moon, how can a mountain hold him down?"

As soon as the pig demon heard this, his bloated body immediately became flexible. He jumped up from the bed, jumped to the ground, turned his head and walked away.

"If it's the grandson of the monkey, the good intentions of our couple have come to an end, and Bi Mawen, who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, is still quite capable.
Moreover, the master who is not afraid of the heavens and the earth, who does things regardless of his boss and his ass, is disgusting.

Hey, I'm really not his opponent. Goodbye, lady, no no no, never again. "

After the pig demon finished speaking sadly, he turned his head and left, not caring about being tender with Gao Cuilian.

Seeing that the pig demon wanted to escape, Monkey King picked up the toilet button on the pig demon's head.

"You pig demon, since you know my grandson's name, why don't you kneel down quickly and let me tie you up with a rope.

Making braised pork tomorrow will save me trouble and you will suffer, so everyone will benefit. "

The pig demon ran away and scolded: "You damn Bi Mawen, bully me in the sky and make fun of me.

When it comes to the mortal world, you are still bullying me here, I provoke you, you are a dog and a mouse.

I married a wife here, and I didn't do anything bad. I would rather demolish ten temples than ruin a marriage.

You monkey is too vicious in your heart, I will draw a circle and curse you! "

Although the pig demon was swearing and swearing, he really didn't stop on his feet, and disappeared in a short while riding the strong wind.

Sun Wukong stood in the embroidery building, watching the pig demon escape, and did not immediately chase after him.

The mana level of this pig demon is not low, and it is higher than him in terms of aura. It seems to be a big Luo Jinxian.

Although the meridians are tattered, it is still the Daluo Jinxian. Once he starts to fight, Tang Seng can protect the Gao family's courtyard, and Gao Laozhuang will turn into nothingness.

This pig demon seems to be going back to his old lair, and when he goes back, just call the door.

Sun Wukong sneered, don’t pigs just eat shit, add this special smell to him,

It's sour and smells so bad that it can't be hidden. I'll see where you can go.

After waiting for a while, Sun Wukong picked up a strong wind and chased after him smelling the smell of excrement.

What the hell, why is it so smelly, vomit, Monkey King couldn't help but vomited it out.

The people in Gaolaozhuang didn't sleep, the strong wind stopped, and after a while, the strong wind picked up again, farther and farther away.

It's just that the sour taste turned the people in Gaolaozhuang into a sea of ​​vomiting, so that from then on, the people in Gaolaozhuang have more or less cleanliness.

After a while, a gust of wind blew again, chasing after the smelly and sour strange wind.

Tang Seng frowned. This pig spirit is too unhygienic. It smells bad in the wind, which is not right. It was not like this when the pig demon came.

It must be a monkey. This monkey causes trouble wherever he goes, and he has to let the teacher finish it.

Tang Seng flicked his fingers towards the sky, and a warm scent rose up, with the fragrance of flowers and warmth, sweeping away the sour smell.

Mrs. Gao stayed with Tang Seng all the time. Seeing Tang Seng sitting there motionless, he opened his mouth several times, wanting to say something, but finally held back.

He has experienced this kind of monster hunting scene many times.

Every action is full of hope, but the end result is disappointment.

The monk from the Tang Dynasty looked very calm, as if he had the chance to win.

Is his monkey-like apprentice really that powerful?My monster son-in-law is tall and powerful, with boundless strength.

What if something went wrong?He can't beat his goblin son-in-law, he can accept it in his heart,
Anyway, his daughter has been rescued, and at worst, he will take his daughter to move and leave this old village.

The man who gave up this Wanguan family business and earned it back has experienced a lot, and he has already thought clearly.

In fact, he didn't want to think about it, how far can he run as a mortal when monsters fly through the clouds?
Now Lao Gao is afraid that there will be problems with that monkey-like disciple of the holy monk, and that monkey-like great mage will be beaten to death by his monster son-in-law.
This is troublesome, the people from the Eastern Tang Dynasty are not ordinary mages.

This is a proper diplomatic accident. If it is not handled well, it will be a war between the two countries.
The people on that land are too bloody. It is said that when there was no great unification in the eastern land, what about Wu and Chu?

The women of the two countries scratched their heads because of a mulberry tree, and finally a war of extermination broke out between the two countries.

Whenever he reads a book and sees this place, he feels that the people on that piece of land should not be provoked.

A mulberry tree is the battle to destroy the country. If the apprentice of this holy monk died here, thinking about it, Lao Gao would feel a chill down his spine.

Now those officials in Datang are more powerful. If they know that their real names died here, and they are also apprentices of the emperor's younger brother, then this matter will really be troublesome.

The more old Mrs. Gao thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he began to regret that he shouldn't have let the great mage of the Tang Dynasty to subdue the demon.

At the beginning, he was full of anger and wanted to kill this monster son-in-law, but he didn't think about how to solve it if something uncontrollable happened.

What the hell to do now?After calming down, the more I thought about it, the more frightened I became, and the cold sweat on my forehead began to trickle down.