Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Li Shimin received a report from the eldest grandson Wuji that Chen Xuan, Li Ke and others forced their lives to death, which made Li Shimin, who loved the people like his own son, furious.

And Chen Xuan was fiddling with Ye Cha Li Liang, making these dudes believe that this is the beauty they were looking for.

There is no way, the Dragon King of Jinghe ran away, and someone saw the Dragon King of Jinghe diving into the human form, so he had to find someone to back him up.

"Young Master Chen, what is this? It's too scary." Cheng Chuliang asked tremblingly.

The old Cheng family was famous for their boldness, but now they are scared, but they are better than others, at least they can talk.

"Water monkey, this is the beautiful water monkey we saw."

Chen Xuan laughed strangely, killing Yasha and Li Liang was just the beginning, and I will wait for some of the behind-the-scenes operations.

"This...how is this possible!" Qin Huaiyu expressed disbelief.

Chen Xuan turned Yaksha's back to them again, shaking his hands lightly, and that graceful and beautiful body appeared in front of them again.

A group of people immediately vomited.

"Why is this impossible? Do you think it is what we saw?"

"Brother Chen, stop, stop, let's believe it. Isn't it okay if we believe it?" Everyone expressed their surrender.

This is too different from what they imagined. Although they said that they couldn't do it in their hearts, the facts speak louder than words.

Cheng Chuliang, Qin Huaiyu and others ran for more than ten miles along the river, planning to come to a hero to save the beauty and win a smile from the beauty.

In the end, no one found the beauty who fell into the water. She ran back on her horse and saw what they were thinking.
The contrast was too great for them to accept. Is this white-haired creature that Chen Xuan played with really the beauty they saw?

Chen Xuan's very sure tone made it impossible for them to argue.

"How is this possible?" Li Siwen muttered softly.

"How could it be impossible, quickly tie him up and keep him away from the water.

And hurry up and salvage all these fish and shrimp, let's have a big meal today. "

Naturally, these dandies would not do anything, the ones who did it were the guards who followed them.

The guards were all terrified, these fish, shrimp and crabs were too big, the fish were five or six meters long, and the shrimps were two meters long.

What was even more frightening was the big crab, the size of a millstone, which had to be lifted up by more than a dozen guards.

"It's too big, how can you eat it?" Cheng Chuliang said while patting the hard shell of the crab general.

"This thing can't be stewed in a pot, it seems that it can only be eaten by roasting." Chen Xuan put his hands behind his back, his chin turned 45 degrees to the sky, and played with a deep feeling.

"Can crabs be eaten grilled?" Depressed Li Ke forgot all his troubles when he heard about the food.

"Of course, after roasting, add onion, ginger and garlic, then use rice wine to make the sauce, add soy sauce, bitter wine (vinegar, called bitter wine in Tang Dynasty), and sesame oil, it will definitely be delicious in the world."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was in the dark, and when he heard what Chen Xuan said, he couldn't help drooling, Amitabha, monks must not kill.

After reciting the mantra of pure heart twice, I suppressed my desire for delicious food.

What to do if it is swollen, Chen Xuan's operation will scare the Dragon King of Jinghe, and he will not dare to come out of Jinghe.

And that Li Liang, he had made a wish to make him a flying Yaksha, and he was played to death by Chen Xuan, where would he put his face?
"Zhang Shao, Li Ding, go and save Li Liang."

As for the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, forget it, anyway, I didn't promise them, if I don't save Li Liang, what if no one will trust him in the future?
"Yes."

There is no way, disobedient, this beautiful Guanyin Bodhisattva who can't look directly at it, is doing something dark.

At this moment, dust and smoke billowed in the distance, and a eunuch who passed the decree led the imperial guards towards this side.

"Your Majesty ordered Chen Xuan, King Shu and all the princes to enter the palace!"

"Ah, it's over!" Li Ke Li Ke panicked.

"What are you afraid of? We're just catching some fish and shrimp." Chen Xuan said indifferently.

Others are afraid, but he is not afraid anyway, he is not only a practitioner, but also has a golden light on the ground, and he will run away at worst.

Li Ding, who was collecting firewood, and Zhang Shao, who was fishing, leaned over at this time: "Such a big crab must be a fetish.

Ah, isn't this the water god? Why did you arrest the water god and not let him go? When the water god got angry, Chang'an was in danger. "

Chen Xuan looked at it with golden eyes and was amused.

I was trying to trouble you and I didn't know where to look, so I came to the door by myself, and I will see where you are going.

If you hadn't stimulated the Jinghe Dragon King with words, the Jinghe Dragon King would not have been so stupid and had been calculated.

The great eunuch Zheng Guanglin also trembled when he looked at the woodcutter and the two people dressed as fishers, and at the huge fish by the river.

Gods, are there really gods? !Then ask yourself, is it possible to get back the lost part of the body?
Just when he was dreaming, Chen Xuan, who was originally harmless to humans and animals, suddenly became violent,
From nowhere, he took out his own purple gold bowl and smashed it on the heads of the two people.

"What kind of fairy. This is obviously a goblin. Have you ever seen a fairy like this?"

After two bang bangs, Li Ding and Zhang Shao were so dizzy from being hit by the purple gold bowl, they fell to the ground and turned into two huge beasts.

One is an otter four or five meters long.

One is a bear with a height of more than three meters.

These two guys didn't look good, and when they encountered a hard stubble, they ran away.

One ran towards the mountains and forests, and the other ran towards the water.

The imperial guards behind the eunuch looked at each other dumbfounded, at a loss.

Chen Xuan was furious: "You are all soldiers who have experienced many battles, you will be scared when you see two goblins, don't be ashamed!
Don't you need to shoot them quickly and wait for them to harm the people? "

After all, the Imperial Forest Army had experienced hundreds of battles, and when Chen Xuan yelled at them, they immediately put into battle formation.

A row of sharp arrows shot past, and the otter was shot into a hedgehog before he even reached the water's edge.

That bear.Before reaching the woods, he became a porcupine this time and fell to the ground.

The chief eunuch Zheng Guanglin was dumbfounded.

This is obviously two people.How did you suddenly become an animal?
And what kind of shiny gold did Chen Xuan use?Turned two people into animals?

"Master Zheng, let's go. Hey, what are you doing here?
Send these fish and shrimp, as well as this otter, bear and that water monkey, to my grandfather.

After we meet the Holy Majesty, come back and have a big party. "

"Yes, son."

Although the guards were all generals who made great contributions to the founding of the country, it was just that Chen Xuan was faintly the skilled leader of these dudes.

If they don't listen to Chen Xuan, if this guy plays tricks, they will have no good fruit to eat.

Although the guards agreed in their hearts, looking at the fish and shrimp everywhere, they couldn't help complaining in their hearts,
They are all such big fish and shrimp, and they are only twenty or thirty people. How can they get rid of these things?This thing is too big!

When they were worried, the eunuch Zheng Guanglin spoke.