Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

"You guy, hide your head and show your tail, we all cut the wood, and you just came out of the water, what do you mean?
Is it to see us make a fool of ourselves and think that the raft we made is unqualified? "

Tang Seng glanced with his golden eyes, knew what was going on, and immediately flew into a rage.

Who would make it difficult for me? A little water god dares to tease me?

"Holy Monk, I really didn't do it on purpose, after that little white dragon took over here, it suppressed me so much that I couldn't even raise my head.

I can only travel far away, and I can only settle down thousands of miles away.

No, just now the Great God of Mount Luojia came to inform me that the little white dragon has left and has become your mount.

I can go back, let me go to the water mansion to continue to manage the water here, so I hurried over here.

Holy monk, as soon as I rushed over, I saw the holy monk and his disciples making a wooden raft, so I hurried out.

My lord, forgive me! "

Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel: "Since you know that you are guilty, let me hit you with two sticks.

In this case, you feel comfortable, and we both relieve our anger. How about getting the best of both worlds? "

The water god of Yingchoujian doesn't know what to say, but I'm just being polite, so you guys are serious.

It is said that the two people who came all the way on the Westward Journey have a bad temper, but they didn't expect that it was just a bad temper, and the violent temper was unacceptable.

Tang Seng quickly waved his hand and stopped Monkey King.

Sun Wukong was just annoyed, because his sharp eyes hadn't been trained to fire, and he didn't see that this was the water god in Yingchoujian, so he was annoyed.

The water god, the old monk of the Western Daleiyin Temple, let us walk all the way there.

So we are all self-sufficient, isn't it harming us when you take us across the Eagle's Sorrow in a boat like this?

"Holy monk, no, we have received instructions from the Three Realms. When the holy monk and his disciples are in trouble, we can help.

It's just that you can't fly in the sky. "

"Okay, I believe you. If there is any problem, I will dry up the water in Yingshoujian and make you a dry land water god."

"Holy rest assured, never, never."

The two masters and apprentices took the white dragon horse, sat on the boat of the water god of Yingchoujian, and passed through Yingchoujian all the way.

After passing Yingshoujian, the sky darkened.

Suddenly a dark cloud drifted across the sky, and it began to rain lightly.

"Apprentice, it looks like we're going to eat and sleep in the open again,

Get out the tent, let's pitch our tent, and make do with the night here,

After finding someone else, I will find a way to make a saddle. Riding a bareback horse is too uncomfortable. "

"What Master said is, I'm going to set up a tent right now."

Monkey King opened the package and was about to set up a tent when a bright light suddenly appeared in front of him.

Where there is light, there must be someone!

"Master, it's about five miles away from here." Monkey King said after a calculation.

"It's strange, it's strange. When we fought that little white dragon, we saw a house within a few hundred miles.
Why did they suddenly discover that there was still a village? " Tang Seng said doubtfully.

"Whatever, it's just a village. Maybe we missed it. Let's go to the village to avoid the rain. We'll leave at dawn.

Even if it is enlightened by demons and goblins, just relying on your apprentice and my strength, I can turn it upside down.Afraid of what he will do! "

"Monkey, you are right. Whether you are doing things for others or practicing, you must have a fearless spirit."

Tang Seng jumped on the white dragon horse vertically, and Monkey King packed his bags, picked up his luggage, and followed closely behind.

Tang Seng and his disciples came and went to the manor that suddenly appeared. When they reached the manor, Tang Seng jumped off the horse,

On the gate of the manor are written three large characters [Lishe Temple]

It turns out that this is an ancestral hall, there are no people around in the wilderness, and a ancestral hall suddenly appeared, which always looks weird.

Monkey King knocked on the door, and an old man opened the door to welcome him.

Seeing Sun Wukong's weird appearance, he didn't seem to care, and politely let the two of them inside.

Tang Seng asked: "Old man, is this a family temple?"

After the ceremony, the old man quickly explained: "This is the country of Xipanha,
The custom here is that every few miles, there is a patron saint,

Spring plowing, summer planting, autumn harvest, and winter storage all need the protection of a hundred gods, just to wish a good harvest of five grains and prosperity of six animals. "

After Tang Seng heard it, he complained in his heart: Isn't this nonsense.

This place belongs to Xifan, that is, the prairie. This area is full of nomads, okay?
Where did spring plowing, summer planting, autumn harvesting, and winter storage come from, bullying us for being uneducated?
Also, Tatar should be spoken here, and you speak standard Tang dialect. I said brother, can you be a professional performer?

Do you think that all places are farming people like Dongtu Tang Dynasty?

But Tang Seng thought so in his heart, but he said something else: "I came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and I was ordered to go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures.

This kind of saying really doesn't exist in our place, it's really different townships ten miles away.

Traveling thousands of miles and thousands of volumes of books, as expected, we can't find people anywhere when we get here, and disturb the old people.

We will stay here for one night, and we will leave tomorrow. "

The old man was very happy, and immediately asked the boy who was serving him to start serving the rice.

The food is very rich, and delicious food is indispensable.

While eating, Monkey King whispered to Tang Seng: "Master, this rice and lettuce are all from the south. How can they be found in the far north?"

Tang Seng said in a low voice: "Eat your food well, don't talk nonsense. You don't want to eat anymore, what's the matter?"

Sun Wukong also seemed to have a clear understanding, he used his sharp eyes, glanced secretly, and found something was wrong, and secretly guarded in his heart.

After eating, Monkey King called the white dragon horse and looked for plump fresh grass for him.

This horse is a collection of white horses ridden by Xiaobailong and Tang Seng, and the main food is grass.

Just as Monkey King walked outside the door, the old man suddenly appeared near Monkey King.

"Did you steal your horse?"

Monkey King frowned and said, "What? How dare you do anything to me when I stole it?"

The old man smiled awkwardly: "Little brother, I was joking with you, why should I be so serious.

I think your master is an eminent monk, how could he steal something?

I do have a good saddle, and a whip, and a bridle.

I loved riding horses when I was young, but now that I am old and useless, I will give it to you. "

"Okay," Sun Wukong said, "I said, old man, we are strangers to each other, we will stay with you for a night,
You give me such a good saddle, is there something wrong with your head? "

The old man smiled awkwardly, unable to speak, really unable to speak.

This Great Sage Equaling Heaven also has a stubborn temper, and he can choke people to death in a short while, what should we do?

If he can't complete the task, he will definitely be punished, and he will be ignored, as long as he sends the saddle to them, his task will be completed.

Anyway, I didn't mention my mission, so I had to tell him who sent it.

At dawn the next day, the old man had already put the saddle, bridle, handle and whip on the white dragon horse.

Tang Seng jumped onto the saddle, clasped his fists at the old man, and laughed loudly: "Thank you, thank you very much!"

Then he rode his horse and rode on. Sun Wukong was carrying luggage and holding a golden cudgel in his hand, flying above Tang Seng's head. Once he found anything wrong, he immediately launched a counterattack.

The old man was still planning to give his name. Seeing the master and apprentice like this, he sighed very depressed, cleaned up the courtyard and disappeared out of thin air.

"Master, the house and the old man suddenly disappeared."

"Isn't that good? Anyway, we got something, and we don't need to thank Avalokitesvara.

You see, this saddle is all made of gold and white jade, and the silk thread on this stirrup is all silkworm silk,
This horsewhip is made of purple bamboo after thousands of tempers.

Bridles are also good things, these are treasures.

Since Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva sent his god Luojia to do good deeds for us without leaving a name, we pretended not to know.

It is wonderful to remember the benefits and not lose favors!"

After Sun Wukong heard this, he looked disbelieving.

Tang Seng explained: "The mountain god of Luojia Mountain can't be wrong, just think about it, this thing can only be found in Luojia Mountain.

It's not the Luojia mountain god, but where is the purple bamboo horsewhip?
If I hadn't seen through that he was the servant of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, I would have to blackmail him again for such a hide-and-seek.

Forget about Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, we have blackmailed her many times, if we blackmail her urgently, we will lose face if we really turn against them. "

"Haha, Master is indeed smart, and I have learned a lot from you.

But, master, this is the country of Harbin, do we need to change the official documents? "