Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Does it matter?
The old man looked at Tang Seng suspiciously, this expert is really an expert!
I have seen through the world of mortals, I am definitely a master.

"What Master said is, please come inside!

Once you say that, I feel relieved, your apprentice looks really strange,
Seeing it suddenly, especially at dusk, makes people feel a little uncomfortable. "

"Where is it, my little apprentice is a bit stubborn, but kind, and has a good heart.

He is also honest, once you get used to getting along with him, you will know. "

Tang Seng is a very defensive person, and he doesn't like people saying that his apprentice is not good.

The old man seemed to understand the meaning of Tang Seng's words, so he quickly changed the topic.

"This archmage, don't know how to call him?"

"My layman's name is Chen Xuan, because I was a monk in Jinshan Temple when I was a child, and my Dharma name is Xuanzang, so I am sometimes called Chen Xuanzang.

We came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and the emperor ordered us to go to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures.

The old monk of the Great Leiyin Temple said that he has the Tripitaka scriptures that can protect the Tang Dynasty forever.

After hearing this, the Emperor Tang believed it to be true, so he gave me another Dharma name called Sanzang. Therefore, after leaving the Tang Dynasty, generally speaking, my name is Tang Sanzang.

Or the monks of the Tang Dynasty could be called Tang Seng. "

"Oh, so it's Master Sanzang, old woman, don't hide it, it's not a ghost, nor a robber.

This is a Sanzang master from the Tang Dynasty who went to the west to pray to the Buddha and seek scriptures. He came here to stay overnight and get some food for the two elders. "

At this time, there was a rustling sound from inside the house, the old man's family members came to see him.

The old man and Tang Seng sat at the table in the main room, drinking tea and chatting.

"Master Sanzang, it is undisputed that you are from the Great Tang Dynasty, but your apprentice does not seem to be from the Great Tang Dynasty."

Tang Seng said with a faint smile: "Old man, how can you see it?"

"The characters in the Tang Dynasty are all suave and elegant, and the Archmage is one of them.

Your apprentice looks a bit shabby, you really look like a monkey, with long hair all over your body, you shouldn't be from Datang. "

Sun Wukong stood behind Tang Seng and said: "You old man, do you have such a choreographer? Of course I am not from Tang Dynasty.

I am Monkey King, you know?I sit on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor in the sky.

Old man, you don't recognize me anymore, but I recognize you. "

The old man knew that Sun Wukong was not some kind of crazy monster, so he opened up his mood, and laughed.

"Oh, little master, are you a local? We locals don't look like you either."

Sun Wukong said: "Think about it carefully, at the bottom of Liangjie Mountain, there is a great saint, and that is me.

You take a good look at me, don't you?
I remember that when you were young, you were still picking firewood in front of me, and picking fruits for me to eat from a fruit tree not far in front of me. "

The old man watched Sun Wukong carefully for a while and suddenly realized: "Oh, so you are the divine monkey under the Liangjie Mountain.

We didn't feel much when you were pressing down at the bottom of the mountain. When you came out, you really scared me, an old guy. "

"If you compare it by age, I am your grandfather's grandfather, and you dare to say that I am young, and pretend to be old in front of me, and you are still young."

Old Tang glared at Sun Wukong and said, "Don't be rude!"

The old man laughed indifferently: "Master, your apprentice is right,

It was indeed my grandfather's grandfather. According to my grandfather's grandfather, a mountain fell from the sky at that time, and a god monkey was held down under the mountain.

In terms of age, this divine monkey master is much older than me. "

"Master is right, how honest I am, I always tell the truth.

I know them all. "

The old man called all of his family over to see the great master of the Tang Dynasty, so he could also look at the monkey.

This is what they have always thought since they were young. This monkey got out of the mountain, and it will only be a legend in the future. If it sees a living thing again, it will never be seen again.

"My lord, how did you get out of the mountain?"

"Of course it jumped out. When I jumped out, that mountain exploded. Can't you hear it?"

"Oh, it turned out that it was the sound of you coming out. I thought it was an earthquake when the ground fell that day."

Sun Wukong told the old man about his experience, and the whole family listened fascinated.

Monkey King is even more triumphant.

After Tang Seng heard this, he sighed in his heart, I can brag enough, and I have taken in an apprentice, who doesn't look very good, and the level of bragging is comparable to mine.

Since everyone was acquaintances, Tang Seng asked Sun Wukong to give all the tiger meat he had hunted to the family.

Sun Wukong borrowed some needles and threads from this family, made a tiger skin skirt, and put it on the outside of his blue robe.

Although it looks nondescript, it also looks a little majestic.

The next day, after having a fast meal at the old man's house, Tang Seng rode on his white horse, and Monkey King headed west with his luggage on his back.

A white dragon horse with hooves facing west,

Carrying Tang Monk on his back and following his disciples
……

The white horse that Tang Seng was riding couldn't help singing.

"Master, the horse's hoof is facing west, so isn't it running east?"

Monkey King followed the white horse with his luggage, and asked Tang Seng suspiciously.

"You monkey begs for beatings and always finds faults. This song is about artistic conception, and it's about this cheerful tone.

You don't care what the word is, in fact, Chaotian is like that, as long as it rhymes. "

"Oh, Master, it turned out to be like this. Monkey King suddenly realized something."

While the master and apprentice were walking and chatting, they suddenly whistled in the forest, and six people lined up from the forest.

These six people held swords, guns, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, and shouted: "Oh my god, I said you are a monk, a Taoist priest or a teacher, no matter which one it is.

I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, leave money to buy roads!

Tang Seng couldn't help but protect his forehead with his hands, you bastard, you must be too courageous.

Didn't you see us holding weapons, are we all Lianjiazi?

If monks, Taoist priests, women, and children come across them during a martial arts competition, you must be extremely careful, and don't provoke them if you can.

Because these people must have some special methods, the robbers know this rule,

Why did the bandit become stupid after just arriving outside Datang.

My apprentice once made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, just you few, I blow you to death with one breath, and you are also robbed, isn't that courting death?

Just as Tang Seng was complaining in his heart, Monkey King took out his golden cudgel from his ear, swept it sideways, and beat six people, all of whom were turned into meat paste.

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "I am the ancestor of robbers. When I was in Huaguo Mountain, I occupied the mountain and became the king. I robbed things, and the ones who robbed a lot went.

You guys are too far behind.Master, we got rich! "

While talking, Monkey King began to sort out the bandits' pockets.

Tang Seng: "They are just ordinary people, how can you kill them?

The words of Journey to the West ended, Tang Seng changed the subject: ""

Besides, are you a robber?I don't think you are a robber!Robbers also have rules. Killing people does not rob money, and robbing money does not kill people.
You beat someone to death, what money do you need, you stick.Hurry up and dig a hole and bury their people and money. "

"Master, this is such a pity, we are going to the West Paradise, so we will go forward step by step, it's too early.

It doesn't cost us to eat, drink and sleep. "

"We are monks, we can fast, how can there be such unruly, it is really unlucky.

If you drive them away, you won't say anything if you get their money and become a teacher.

Tell me, why do you strike so hard, you beat people to death, what good does it do you?
What's the use of it besides venting?Can I eat it when I get angry?After Jie Dao was caught by the government, he could not be sentenced to death unless there was a murder case.

Let's catch them, send them to the police station, and get a reward.

You're fine, if you stick down, you'll lose everything, you're simply not a living person.

If you are so reckless, how could we have reached the West Paradise without being starved to death on the way. "

Sun Wukong is also an arrogant character, but he can only bow his head in front of Tang Seng, obediently listening to the reprimand.

"Master, don't be angry. I will pay attention next time. Shall I change my career?"

"It's almost something a child can teach, I'm so mad!"

Sun Wukong immediately pulled out a hair and turned it into a shovel, dug a hole, threw those six people into the hole, and threw all their gold and silver treasures into it, and filled the ground.

I stomped on it with my feet, and said bitterly: "My old grandson and master, were walking happily, but you are trying to find bad luck for me. You really deserve to die. I will trample you to death, so that you will never stand up again!"

While the master and the apprentice were destroying the corpse, an old lady leaned on a cane and walked forward in a desolate manner, calling out as she walked, "My son."